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Joined 06-01-08, id: 1592846, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, and Twilight.

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Yo, dawgs. My name is Sam, and I live in Kansas City, MO, the city of jazz :P I don't ever really listen to jazz, i just felt like bragging xD lol

So, last summer, i started writing my own fics and posting them on fanfic. net, but once school hit, writing was the last thing on my mind. I finally got a LIFE! and was uuber involved in theater and even got the lead in my school's spring play, A Midsummer Night's Dream. (we also did Rent as our spring musical. it was AMAZING! :D)

Well, enough bragging about myself. :P

Now that summer's rolled around again, i had to choose between a job at Worlds of Fun (theme park down the road from my house) or writing fanfics all summer. Unfortunately, my parents can't find my birth certificate, and i can't go in for the interview without it, so i guess i'm stuck writing this summer...

xD lol am I THANKFUL I didn't get the job! Now i get to spend my time entertaining you guys with my outlandish writings and overly-imaginative, overly-exaggerated stories :P

I SUPPORT SWEENETT. ITS COOLER THAN YOU, ITS HOTTER THAN YOU, & ITS BETTER THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE xD

Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! ((Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.))

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now, for that little space for copy & paste thingys,

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If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone who visits or sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
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If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile! (ESPECIALLY THE FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

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If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Sweeney Todd or Johnny Depp is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Sweeney Todd related thing you can think of about Sweeney Todd or the Sweeney Todd characters.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh.

Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and than writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."

Crazy is when you start to laugh out like an evil witch in the middle of 'the ring' when samara is coming to get you

Crazy is when you flip your hair in front of your face and scare the crap outta your friends by sneaking up on them in their sleep after watching 'the ring'

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN/PAGAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be rich, obnoxious, and self-centered

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Bold are the ones that apply to me.

random quotes & stuffzz

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.

Is the fact that 'stressed' is 'desserts' backwards a coincedence? I don't think so!

It's never good when you can't remember what happened last night.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

When she married Mr. Right, she didn't know his first name was Always.

People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.

Mothers are angels in training.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

Men are like grapes. They need to be squashed, and lef tuntil they have matured into something you would enjoy having a meal with.

How to impress a woman: say you love her, cherish her, go to the ends of the Earth for her, give her roses and chocolates, even when it's not a special occassion, give her foot massages at the end of a long day, always be there for her, and give her a shoulder to cry on. How to impress a man: shwo up naked. Bring beer.

To couples planning a family: beware the position that gives you ugly babies. If you don't know the position, ask your parents.

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Summoned by Cleo Calliope reviews
"This really couldn't have been better if I'd planned it. Chloe Saunders was going to turn out to be the answer to all my hopes if only I could play it right... Make it imperative for the sake of her sanity that Simon get out of here and find Dad and I had no doubt that he'd do whatever it took to help her, even if it meant leaving me behind." 'The Summoning' from Derek's PoV.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,903 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
Another Man Saw She Was Beautiful by Nellie Lovett 'Barker reviews
What if Judge Turpin never liked Lucy. Instead, he found someone else.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Furnace by jessicakaycobb reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Sweet Success by PlasticTramp reviews
Bella moves to forks and meets Edward and the crew. As she becomes friends with them, out of the ordinary things happen. Everyone's worst nightmare. Lot's of LEMONS, smut, language, drug use, lesbianism, threesomes, rape. . .not like the norm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,367 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Respite in Abandonment by LionsLamb reviews
Alice's bday party. Bella is there with her new beau, Jacob. Edward reflects on their relationship as he sees his love in the arms of hers. But Jacob and Bella's embrace is not as it appears; it's not Jacob's name that is sighed by Bella. B/E angst, smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Need by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett need each other, both in their own way. They had never thought there could be more than that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,249 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Midnight Sun, Part Two by Mei Queen reviews
Basically starts where Midnight Sun left off, at Chapter 13. The Twilight story from Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
100 Words, 100 Stories by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
A 100-story collection of 100-word drabbles. Sweenett, Sweency, Sweenettcy, Johanna/Anthony, Johanna/Turpin, whatever strikes my little fancy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
History of your world, My pet by Stupidbutts reviews
We do not ask questions in Operation chaos" Nellie has a problem, and it starts from the beginning. Please R&R COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Natural Path by Just Duchess reviews
This was the natural path my life was supposed to take...not gallivanting with death, but being loved. Loved by everyone I could never leave." Bella makes up her mind that night in the truck
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Her Space Heater by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse, with Jacob and Bella in the tent together. What if Edward wasn't in the tent to begin with? Jacob keeps Bella warm... *Jacob/Bella*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Ways to drive characters of POTC insane by Saphalina reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin, so far it's Norrington, William Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack, Cutler Becket, ScarletGiselle, Tia Dalma, Barbosa, Ana Maria. NEW CHAPTER PINTEL AND RAGETTI
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
Playing with Razors by unset city reviews
The relationship between Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd is one full of darkness and dread, one full of passion and blood. How long can Mrs. Lovett play with razors until they cut her too deep?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008
Carmella's Story by xelvengracex reviews
Carmella Lovett has lived on Fleet Street for 15 years with no problems, until one day a strange man moves in to her mother's pie shop.. OCxOC, Sweenett --Will get gory in later chapters--
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Borrowed Quotes by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
And it comes to be That the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way" -Metallica. Borrowed quotes for Sweeney Todd. One-Shot. Todd/Lovett, AU pairing. A hint of Ben/Nellie. Rated T for language. PLEASE REVIEW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Promise by Shedemei reviews
Happy endings always come to those who believe...right? Besides, he promised. Sweenett--maybe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Split personality by Drummer13 reviews
Sweeney todd finds himself in an odd situation where one of of his coustomer's get's the best of him and he wakes up to be a different person. This might be a little out of character so go along with it. mostly humor a little romance.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Song by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
It's unsummerizable. Seriously. You would understand my difficulty if you read it. But, I can tell you it's written in first person. Please read and review! it's short. Please. Reviews are nice little snippets of joy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Pint O' Gin by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
Just a little bit of easy, short Sweenett fluff. Please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Ace of Spades by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
It's best if you just read it. It's not really summerizeable. One-shot, Todd/Lovett pairing. Please Read and Review.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Spoonful Of Sugar by TruthxLiesxMagic reviews
Formerly 'Sweetness And Bitterness'. A collection of semi-connected, semi-AU Sweenett oneshots, placed during and before the movie. This is pure fluff, ladies and gents. Complete for now.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Shop? by SapSorrow reviews
A short piece of silliness....Sort of Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Plague by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Nellie has the plague! Oh no! Whatever shall we do! Sweenett oneshot. Warning: VERY DEPRESSING!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Guilt by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett and Toby are on vacation. Sweeney is as bad-tempered as ever, until an unexpected accident causes him to act rather differently towards his landlady.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Piece Of Heaven by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
It's hard to sum up, so it'd be a lot easier if i didn't have to and you just read it...it's a ben/nellie and also a todd/lovett. But mostly Ben/Nellie. Please read and review, and if you could listen to Sweet and Low by Augustana it was my inspiration.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
benjamin barker is dead by Axel bby reviews
.fancy a happy ending? .alternate ending. .finished. .previously regain your sanity. .sweency/sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Sweeny Todd has a computer! by WhySoSerious1992 reviews
Just something I wrote out of boredom lol. I can't describe it so you'll have to read it to find out what it's about.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Forever Gone by CrypticCalico reviews
You can't replace something like this. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
This Illusion Called Power by enakoritsi reviews
Where most people discovered happiness in truth and honesty, Mrs. Lovett found it in manipulation and deception. With her silver tongue, Mr. Todd was hers to have, hers to love. It was a shame that in the end, she forgot who was controlling who.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
By the Sea, Mr Todd? by Eliza Spootkitten reviews
I didn't want you to know what had become of me. I didn't... I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if you knew. I didn't want you to be angry with me. I thought you'd be happier..." oneshot alternate ending. is it happy? you decide.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Mad World by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
A collection of one-shots that sometimes connect to each other. Each one connects with the title,you and the characters. Often times SWEENETT. They're written in different forms...and sometimes they're confusing. Some of them were put in INSANITY. REVIEW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
FLY by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
This land was hers. The boy was hers. The dream was hers...and she was ready to live it. xxxxx FLY xxxxxxx It's kind of depressing. Rated T for mild language. Please read and review! Thank you. oh and BTW it's SWEENETT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
I hate everything about you by taintedtruffle reviews
Just a cute little song fic. Sweeney and Lovett get into an argument and cant sleep afterwards, they end up thinking about there fellings for one another and finally confront one another in the pie shop. ONE SHOT. sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Rockstar by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
Sweeney's decided to put away his razors and pick up a guitar! Not to be taken seriously. Rated M for like two seconds of referance. REVIEW PLEASE!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Dead Man's Chest: If I had it my way by teapirategirl reviews
JE!When Andy comes back in the movies she's determined to get Jack and Elizabeth together and so she makes some changes in the plot. Will she be able to make Elizabeth understand that curiosity is good?Will she get Jack to realize why he's so vexed?JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,012 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Below the belt by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Despite Mr. Todd’s unwillingness, Mrs. Lovett just wants to be over with it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Gingerbread Men by Eskarina reviews
Mrs. Lovette decides to make something sweet from an old recipe, something sweet that brings back memories for both her and Sweeny. Follows an alternate ending to their story.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd and Company by Horror Friction reviews
3 girls were watching the movie. One girl got angry and sent the other 2 into the movie to watch their fate, but it didn't turn out quite like she planned. She did have fun watching it though. that was the best I could come up with. by Julia and melody
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
A Dancer's Story by And She Would Fall Xx reviews
Behind every dance, there is a story. And with every graceful leap and every small step, a truly skilled dancer tells her story to anyone who will listen. Sweenett;; Oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Happy What's It Called? by demon barber xx reviews
This is just a small little oneshot that popped into my brain while I was trying to sleep. Sparrabeth, of course!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Swann's Freedom by Mrs.CaptainJack reviews
Sparrabeth. Post AWE. Jack searches for the Fountain of Youth, using the compass that never lies... but does it leads to the Fountain for him? He runs into an old friend and discovers that what he wanted most wasn't quite what he thought.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,246 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Mrs Lovett Falls Once More by lyra.lestranger reviews
It appears that Mrs. Lovett may be able to "fall" again, or so it seems....see what happens when Mr. Todd finds out! Rated for later suggestive themes and language LAST CHAPTER UP!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
We Almost Met 10 Times by teapirategirl reviews
Sparrabeth. Jack and Elizabeth have both drank from the fountain but they haven't seen each other since AWE and they think the other is dead. They come close to seeing each other ten times in the course of history before they actually meet.Full of JE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Silver Lining by theidiotgirl reviews
Jacob, Bella, and the open road. He's bound to lose her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Through The Ages by teapirategirl reviews
Elizabeth and Jack have both drank from the Fountain for different reasons but they haven't met once after AWE. They meet 200 years later in modern day NY. Will their desperate quest to find a way to die lead them to find a reason to live?JE!Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,073 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Curse Of The Black Pearl: What could have happened by teapirategirl reviews
What if someone landed in the movie and tried to interfere?What if she tried to change the coupling and stop ppl from doing things that are entirely STUPID? Coupling is JE, Sparrabeth, Jizzie,Lack...Rated T only for safety!Has nothing bad! Now COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
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Don't Wanna Miss A Thing reviews
Another song-fic. After Chapter 3 of New Moon, Edward's POV. The night of Bella's Birthday Party, Edward realizes there are choices he has to make to ensure Bella's safety. Kinda sad towards the end. Almost made me cry :P Anyways, enjoy, my loverlies :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Advice Collumn reviews
Spill your 'eart to ol' Mrs. Lovett. She can 'elp. If there's any'fing ya need, darling, any'fing at all, just tell me. Mrs. Lovett is 'ere t' 'elp.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eleanor L.
Pirate Idol! reviews
Arg! Shiver me timbers and sing your hearts out, ye lousy pirates! Watch as your favorite POTC characters compete for the title of PIRATE IDOL!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Pintel, Ragetti
Butterflies reviews
This is kind of the start of a role playing thingy my friend and I made up earlier. Between Alice and Renesmee. Totallyyyyy not finished yet. And pretty short. But not finished lol. Alice/Nessie Ficcy thinggg. .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice
Who Knew reviews
Every day, the urge became stronger and stronger to follow him. And every day, she felt herself becoming more and more vulnerable to that urge." Sweenett oneshot. Kind of Romeo-Juliette ishh. WARNING: SAD ENDINGGG.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Just Another Freedom Writer reviews
Life is a war. You spend your entire life battling out those fights for what you want most. A girl who spent her entire life fighting for that simple request: to finally know who she truly is." Nellie Lovett teenage POV. Inspired by "Freedom Writers"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008
Soulmate reviews
one-shot : it's a little drabble thingy i guess... kind of depressing, like my other story haha. lovett-suicide. onesided sweenett. mrs. lovett's all depressed over how mr. t treats her... nothing like this can end well...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Just Want You To Know Who I Am reviews
Mrs. Lovett POV. why is it that everything that she does for Sweeney goes unacknowledged? She loves the fool, but he doesn't even care. Nellie's almost to the point of suicide. eventually sweenett... i think...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Photograph reviews
Sweenett oneshot. Sweeney's cleaning out his old bedroom & finds an old photo album, full of memories of the past...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
Elizabeth gets pregnant & Will decides that it's for her own good if she stays with Jack & her sister on Jack's new ship. slow JackxOC... idk lol. story's better than it sounds... xD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008
Hero reviews
The story of a teenage Eleanor Lovett. Full of sorrow, joy, lust, jealousy, faith, and lots more. Only a prologue/author's note sorta thing up so far.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008
Leaving reviews
AU Nellie/Ben Fluff :D So this is set before Sweeney gets sent to jail, & Nellie is reminicsing about when they first met and stuff. & again, I'm horrible at summaries, so just read it :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008
These Words reviews
Sweenett. Sweeney ends up in Mrs. Lovett's room for some reason. One shot. I know, I'm horrible at summaries, but just read it D
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008
Things I'll Never Say reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth's been left on Shipwreck Cove for 8 months now. She's grown lonely and dispite how much she loves Will, she just can't get that witty pirate Jack Sparrow out of her head. What happens when he shows up in her yard one night? Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
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