Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, and Twilight.
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Yo, dawgs. My name is Sam, and I live in Kansas City, MO, the city of jazz :P I don't ever really listen to jazz, i just felt like bragging xD lol
So, last summer, i started writing my own fics and posting them on fanfic. net, but once school hit, writing was the last thing on my mind. I finally got a LIFE! and was uuber involved in theater and even got the lead in my school's spring play, A Midsummer Night's Dream. (we also did Rent as our spring musical. it was AMAZING! :D)
Well, enough bragging about myself. :P
Now that summer's rolled around again, i had to choose between a job at Worlds of Fun (theme park down the road from my house) or writing fanfics all summer. Unfortunately, my parents can't find my birth certificate, and i can't go in for the interview without it, so i guess i'm stuck writing this summer...
xD lol am I THANKFUL I didn't get the job! Now i get to spend my time entertaining you guys with my outlandish writings and overly-imaginative, overly-exaggerated stories :P
I SUPPORT SWEENETT. ITS COOLER THAN YOU, ITS HOTTER THAN YOU, & ITS BETTER THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE xD
Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! ((Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.))
facebook= Sam Austin ((the one from Kansas City,MO))
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Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
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Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
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Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too.
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Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."
Crazy is when you start to laugh out like an evil witch in the middle of 'the ring' when samara is coming to get you
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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
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random quotes & stuffzz
I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.
Is the fact that 'stressed' is 'desserts' backwards a coincedence? I don't think so!
It's never good when you can't remember what happened last night.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
When she married Mr. Right, she didn't know his first name was Always.
People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
Mothers are angels in training.
If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.
Men are like grapes. They need to be squashed, and lef tuntil they have matured into something you would enjoy having a meal with.
How to impress a woman: say you love her, cherish her, go to the ends of the Earth for her, give her roses and chocolates, even when it's not a special occassion, give her foot massages at the end of a long day, always be there for her, and give her a shoulder to cry on. How to impress a man: shwo up naked. Bring beer.
To couples planning a family: beware the position that gives you ugly babies. If you don't know the position, ask your parents.