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Joined 06-01-08, id: 1592947, Profile Updated: 07-17-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Cassandra Palmer Series, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Dragon Age.

I am going to look at this as an excersise in writing styles (writing to stay in character with characters not my own).

There will probably be no rhyme or reason to which stories I might try my hand at; I can be pretty eclectic when it comes to my interests.

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Sizzle! Burn! Steam! by Hatsepsut reviews
A new collection of oneshots that are going to sizzle! Various pairings, smut, slash, and overal sexy times. Will contain pairing from both DAII, DAO and Awakenings. This is all about the Smut Queen, that's me, living up to her title. Requests accepted, and encouraged. NSFW, it goes without saying. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,260 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/25/2011
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Your Hand in Mine by undercover.martyn reviews
'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars'. A series of vignettes about the relationship between Hawke and Fenris, as seen through the eyes of those who help define their lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,090 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Benefits of Observation by pagerunner reviews
Shepard in armor is one thing. Shepard in a form-fitting leather dress... that's something else entirely. Thane/Shepard, set during the course of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sex and Solipsism by stacey218 reviews
Thane slips into solipsism at the worst possible time. This is the fall out. Filled request from Mass Effect kink Meme. Rated M just for safety although there is adult situations (DUN DUN DUN!)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Do you Kiss your Mother with that Mouth? by Hatsepsut reviews
Hawke and Fenris are just back together and she has a secret fetish with his voice...but who doesn't? She wants to make him talk dirty to her...Can't really blame her...I would too. NSFW, be warned.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Unsaid by shadoedseptmbr reviews
Triggered by party banter, Hawke confronts Fenris over the apostate issue.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Blind Goblin by thequeergiraffe reviews
Part 2 of my series The Brave & The Cunning. John visits Gringott's for the first time, gets a beard- ahem, girlfriend- and learns a little about Sherlock's past as the twosome try to solve a smuggling case. Rated for smut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Study in Green & Silver by thequeergiraffe reviews
The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Swarm by spartanhead reviews
Fenris hadn't liked Bartrand in the Deep Roads, and he liked him even less now that he'd summoned a horde of demonic shades in his creepy mansion.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Scientific Method by thequeergiraffe reviews
Short fic in which Sherlock uses science to determine John's feelings. Pretty much shameless fluff and pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gentrification, or How Not To Be A Sow's Ear by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Rosewater by Lywinis reviews
How can one woman be so damned distracting? Ben struggles to reason with himself.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ben Finn, unknown 3 - Complete
Books and Firelight by silvergryphon06 reviews
It's amazing what a little lesson in reading can turn into... F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Finger On Your Trigger by Roach Patrol reviews
"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor
A Bad Time For Truth by SynethesiaTastesGrey reviews
That yummy scene in Pritkin's bedroom from Embrace the Night retold from his POV.
Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Cassandra P., Pritkin - Complete
Wrapped Up In You by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Haven's Lady by Sirius7 reviews
Nine years after the events of The High King’s Tomb, Sacoridia’s dying Queen tells the King one last secret… he has a son.
Green Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008
A Madman and His Pawn by CrypticCalico reviews
“Why should I stop when the whole time she’s been telling me to GO?” -- A brief history of the Joker through the eyes of a childhood friend.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Joker - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red by Spicy Sith reviews
Somewhere beneath the streets of London, there was an assassin, a girl, and her laundry.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
I'm Lupin For You by CrazieDasie reviews
It's Lupercalia and Remus is skittish, Tonks is determined, Sirius is smug and Molly is annoyed by them all. SBRL Takes place during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Still Life with Imperfect Husband by The S reviews
[post Howl's Moving Castle] Sophie contemplates Howl's face sans cosmetics the morning after their wedding night. Just a little vignette of the Jenkins' early married life. [citrus flavour: orange]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Words
Sometimes, words seem inadequate. Fenris' perspective on the night he goes to comfort Hawke following All That Remains. NOTE: In the event that you haven't actually finished the game, this is a little spoilery, so, go finish the game already.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Conscripted reviews
A certain war mage is somehow conscripted into babysitting.
Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Pritkin, Cassandra P. - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Alice reviews
A sort of origin story for the Joker. Six months after the Joker has been locked up in Arkham, Alice Chelsea wakes up from an 8 year coma. No one seems to know her story, either, but she soon realises she knows his. Rating for some language & violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Joker
Retaliation: A Second Cassandra Palmer fanfic reviews
Back from a mission, Pritkin goes in search of a caffeine fix and Cassie tries to put a stop to his coffee addiction. A companion piece to "Contraband" read that first, if you haven't .
Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Cassandra P., Pritkin - Complete
Contraband: A Cassandra Palmer fanfiction reviews
Pritkin believes Cassie is hiding something from him, and he is determined to find out. Oneshot dialogue although I may make more in this vein later . From Karen Chance's Cassandra Palmer series
Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Master of His Own House reviews
AU. S/R. What would Sirius' life be like if he had never known Remus and had lived his life as family and society expected of him, until the two encountered each other for the first time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete