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Joined 06-02-08, id: 1593192, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, and One Piece.

Hi! I'm RubberDuckies! Welcome to my profile! My name's Michelle, I'm 19, a perv, and obsessed with anime/manga, yaoi, writing, and rock music! Um...I'm really just a laid back kinda girl, and in real life I'm rather shy, but this isn't real life, this is the internetz, so I can be as crazy as I like! Yeah...I'm a freak^^

If you really want to know more about me, then you are more than welcome to visit my personal livejournal here>> kisslicknipsuck also, I have a separate journal for all my writings where I post EVERYTHING I write. I don't post everything here, so if you're interested...

ONE PIECE!!! Naruto, Darker than Black, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bloodplus, Vampire Knight, Lovely Complex, Tokyo Majin, Devil May Cry, Claymore, Death Note, Ghost Hunt, Saiyuki, Zombie Loan, Loveless, Soul Eater, Nabari No Ou, My Balls, Junjou Romantica, Black Blood Brothers, Tactics, DNAngel, Full Metal Alchemist, NANA, and more I can't really think of right now...

Rant 1: So I was reading, or TRYING to read some fanfiction to ease my boredom, and I've decided that I can't stand people who seem to be oblivious to their immense grammatical and spelling errors. I can understand a few typos, but when your whole story looks like a mentally retarded infant wrote have a problem. I was reading one particular story about Naruto and Sasuke being pimps and I couldn't even understand the whole first paragraph because it was so fucked up. I mean, even a two-year-old who can barely read would know that that was absolutely and completely ass-backwards. It looked like they hadn't even graduated from second grade. It was like Yoda threw up all over the page. Even my idiot little brother could have written it better. And then at the end of the page, the author, I forget who it was, was begging for reviews and complaining that no one ever reviewed her stories. Well, maybe if people could actually READ them first, they might review! I don't usually think of myself as a perfectionist when it comes to grammar and such, because I can't even pretend to know all there is to know about the subject, but I at least try to use the few skills I've learned in school to make it a little easier for people to understand my simple english. Is it too much to ask that others do it as well? I mean, really? sigh ~

Rant 2: I just started this new fic, it's called, "The Sly Fox, the Melancholy Scarecrow, and the Golden Sun God." Except, will not allow me to title it that. Now, I know it's a long title,'s still the title that I gave the thing! Apparently it's TOO long for though, so I had to change it something retarded that totally doesn't fit the story: "Fixing the Fox and the Scarecrow." I don't even know why I decided on that, because it really just doesn't represent the story at all. Maybe fixing the scarecrow...but the fox needs no fixing. But the point is: is a bitch. Why the hell can't my title be as long as I want it to be, dammit!? Yeah, even the original title is pretty stupid, but that is BESIDE the POINT! This is why I like the Y!Gallery better than this place. My titles can be as long as I damn well please there...


1. "I'm a girl as I find myself severely lacking a significant part of male anatomy." XDDDD Nao Shizuma from her profile. I died laughing!

2. "Hardcore Santa? That sounds like a Christmas themed porno flick..." Mrs. O' Donnell, my fifty-three-year-old English teacher said this! I don't remember how we got on this subject, but it doesn't matter, it's funny anyway!

3. "In a seedy karaoke bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus is a Japanese man in a business suit singing 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes." And the muscular, cyborg, German dudes dance with sexy, French Canadians while the overweight Americans wear their patriotic jumpsuits." from "Wheels" by Cake. Um...I just thought this was funny for some reason...XD

4. “Of course he has a lot of issues! He’s Sasuke. If you fixed everything that’s wrong with him, you’d have to change his name to ‘the individual formerly known as Sasuke’..." "Birthday Wishes" by kamikazexxx, from livejournal. Here's the link if you wanna read it!

5. "Iruka had known something was terribly wrong when he woke up without the clothes he was supposed to be wearing, bounded spread eagle with chakra infused chains on his bed and gagged." Agent Provocateur by Ally Plz Yeah, that's a pretty clear sign something's not the norm...XD

6. "...a prankster would give you a wedgy by firmly grasping the back of your panties/tighty whities (this action has no gender prejudice, although it has the potential to be more painful for the male than the female) and pulling up swiftly until said undergarment is firmly and uncomfortably seated in the crevice therein. Until one can then engage in the remedy (commonly know as "picking your seat") it is a bit unsettling. A more forceful application of the same movement will nearly destroy the garment and apply great pain to the wearer and is termed a "Melvin". I can only surmise that thongwearers have overcome the natural human aversion to the feeling of wedgyness. I haven't seen any definitive research on that, however..." KareNeko, in a PM. Heh-heh...nice.

7. "'Oh, oh, you’re Sasuke-sama!' Something in the girl’s high-pitched squeal put Naruto on alert. Something told him this girl wasn’t just any normal, slightly drunk fan. 'Um Sasuke, I think we need to back up and leave. Do it slowly and don’t make any sudden movements- we don’t want to set her off.' 'What are you talking about; it’s just a harmless girl.' 'She’s not a harmless girl. That is a fangirl, and they are a dangerous species. We should leave now before she signals the other members of the pack.'" Another one by kamikazexxx, go read! God, I love her writing and I don't even particularly LIKE SasuNaru.

8. "'So, you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?' 'Duh!' 'That's so hypocritical.' 'Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar. Do you like giving handjobs?' 'No, sir.' 'Do you like GETTING handjobs?' 'Yeah.' 'Alright, well that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticisor too, so shut the fuck up! Let's smoke my weed.'" George Bush and Kuumar from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Haha! FUCK YEAH!XD

9. "'LEE! WHERE HAS YOUR FOREST GREEN SUIT OF BLOSSOMING SPRINGTIME YOUTH GONE?'" Watch Out Sasuke! by Nao Shizuma. I fucking love them! They are the best! LEE! GAI-SENSEI!

10. "'So if I ejacualte, humanity's destroyed?!'" from a manga I just started reading. It's called "My Balls" So far, it's fucking hilarious. About a dude who has the devil that's supposed to destroy the world sealed in his balls, and there's some lesser devil who's supposed to make him cum and free her! It's AWESOME!XD

11. '"You wanna wear the big ninja panties then you’re going to have to earn them."' Kakashi said with a grin, leading the group towards the assignments office." Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito, Teehee...I'm a big ninja now!

12. "The ancient bed began protesting and made ominous, ‘I’m about to collapse, I wasn’t designed for this much gay sex,’ noises but they ignored it." Fakers by BittenKitten check it out here>

13. "When you say "they are are all gay", you are implying that it is possible to be a straight male in manga. And that's just ridiculous. :" XDDD So true, so true...comment on lj by pictash

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Gai gets the Guy by Kittendragon reviews
Kakashi has created a self-imposed prison. Gai is sick of watching. Yaoi! Don't like, don't read. Flames will be used to make s'mores. Gaikakashi. oneshot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Confluence by Violet Garnets reviews
After three years of exile, Naruto's come home to Konoha. And just in time as well, because Kakashi's strange and vivid dreams are starting to take a toll on him. To save their future, the past will be revealed. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,308 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Caught in the act by blossomdreams reviews
Request from One Piece fanforall2. While Smoker is looking for Tashigi he catches two people he never thought he would see together. It doesn't help that he can't stop looking at them. Crocodile/Luffy, Smoker/Ace yaoi don't like don't read
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Crocodile, Luffy
Sweet Sacrifice by Death Phoenix reviews
There was no doubt in the blond's mind that this was going to come back to bite the Council in the butt and that this was his last day in Konoha as a citizen of Hi no Kuni.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,838 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Time We Spent by fotoshop-cutout reviews
Kakashi/Naruto AU: Naruto's an abuse case who's not getting better, Kakashi is a nurse with a troubled past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hungry for Sin by erbby17 reviews
Justin Law takes a break from looking for the Kishin, taking leave in an Italian cathedral. Little does he know that his vulnerability will lead to an unwanted guest. Justin/Giriko Slash Fun! For LJ's 42souls.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Justin Law, Giriko - Complete
Wishful Dreaming by darkelf1600 reviews
Returning to Konoha after training with Jiraiya, what will Naruto find. How is everyone after all these years? Will his feelings from the past resurface? KakaNaru eventually, lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Samurai no Isan by Murasaki Fujiwara reviews
Set in 16th century Kyoto, a young Naruto Uzumaki discovers his fate on cold winter night. AU/Yaoi/Master-slave/Kaka-Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Heartbeat: A Bird in the Hand by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
One-shot - “The point is this. You can’t just approach him with some vague fascination. That won’t help you or him. Can you give him the unconditional, nurturing love of a father, and the equal, passionate love of a man?" /Minato x Kakashi/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Robber's Cave by erbby17 reviews
Giriko angrily wakes up in a creepily white room...with none other than the priest, Justin Law, being his only company. Violence ensues...amoung other things. Giriko/Justin Slash...Beware!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Giriko, Justin Law - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Something to Say by Pollux Unbound reviews
When Pein threatens to kill Iruka, Kakashi happens to be just standing by, rehearsing his speech, so that in his intervention seconds later he'll be no less than Iruka's Knight in Shining Armor. That is, if all goes well. 420 spoiler. One-shot. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Summer Dreams by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
It's a hot summer night and lust is in the air. Will Deidara finally get to tell Itachi how he really feels? Sorry is my summary sucks. this is my very first fanfic. Rated M for graphic content, very hard lemons and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The strangest thing by ReixGaara reviews
After a week of working at the school with a certain chuunin teacher, Kakashi learns something about Iruka that he never expected. Moresome! DIRTY! YAOI KakaIruGenRaiIzuKot Very M. Colab with Phantomsnow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Under the Veil of Illusion by chibi-zoe reviews
As Naruto matures he looks more and more like his father and Kakashi finds himself irresistibly attracted to the blue-eyed blond. KakaNaru, YonKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
He's My Son by Bam-There You Go reviews
He felt the soft, gentle gesture of hair being pushed out of his face and heard a soothing voice comfort him as he fell back to sleep. Oneshot. - Also read in Spanish; story is posted on my profile!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Agent Provocateur by Ally Plz reviews
KAKAIRU It's Valentine's Day. Little that Iruka know, he'll get the best Valentine in his life... At least... until the next year... YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Don't look away by Pilotofmymind reviews
A short Gai/Kakashi drabble, Based after The forth Hokage dies.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
If Only, My Kitsune, If Only by scoggzie reviews
Naruto and Gaara were once together, then Gaara left him, leaving Naruto hurt and confused. When he tries to finally find an end to his pain, a certain sensei finds him and tries to bring him back in touch with the Naruto that once was. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Vigil by Artemicion reviews
Their roles are usually reversed. Frankly, Kakashi would rather it stay that way. KakaGai yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sensei by suger-snake reviews
Kakashi is thinking about his sensei and cant get to sleep so he finds beter things to do or, dose it find him resently fixed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
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Early Morning Exercise reviews
It's too early in the morning to be working out or doing any sort of extraneous activities...unless it's sex... Naruto x Itachi YAOI PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Subconscious Desires reviews
Naruto finds himself in an odd place, where he meets an odd man who seduces him and makes a demand. YAOI Kyuubi x Naruto PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fixing the Fox and Scarecrow reviews
Sasuke's angsting over the loss of his sharingan; Kakashi and Naruto set out to get it back. The diabolical Council aren't going to make it easy for them. The world is unfair and against them; how will they cope with all that's thrown at them? yonkakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,214 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Blood Purchase reviews
You taste metallic.' I taste like blood." Shinobi are all bought and paid for with blood; the better they are the more they cost. Over time, the blood adds up. Is it worth it in the end? YonKaka yaoi darkfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Warmth reviews
It's cold outside and Usopp doesn't have proper clothes for the weather. Sanji to the rescue, though maybe a bit reluctantly... sanji x usopp fluff in the EXTREME
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sanji, Usopp - Complete
Love Bite reviews
When things go bump in the night, Kakashi's there to bump back. Whether it be vampires, werewolves, or demons, as long as he can kill, no problem. Things get complicated though, when he falls in love with one of the monsters...kakaobito more YAOI nc-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune
First Time for Everything reviews
Itachi has made it his personal mission to try and tear down Kakashi at every chance he gets, even though he's terrible at it, but it isn't because he hates his peer, and Kakashi knows it. KakaIta YAOI nc-17 lemonz HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Healing Death reviews
Sakumo makes a deal with Death to save his son's life. He's resurrected as a Reaper, collecting souls while trying to fix things with Kakashi. Will he earn his son's forgiveness, and what hardships will he face? sakumoXkakashi & other pairings YAOI INCEST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H.
The Kinky Mission reviews
Tsunade needs some motivation to continue working and Kakashi's not doing anything. What sort of adventures will his new mission take him on? YAOI KakashiX...well, everyone probably!XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Kakashi H.
The Storm Inside reviews
Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Alone reviews
Naruto is feeling lonely and needs someone to show him some lovin'. Kyuubi to the rescue! kyuubi x naruto, YAOI, lemon, OOC!Kyuubi, FlUfFiNeSs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Moving On reviews
Naruto wants Kakashi, but every time Kakashi looks at him, all he sees is his old sensei. Will Kakashi finally get over Minato and allow himself to love Naruto, or are they both destined to be miserable for the rest of their lives? KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Worship reviews
Kid thinks it's about time Black Star got the worship that the wannabe god deserves...kidXblackstar
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
Otou sama reviews
Sakumo catches his son fooling around with Iruka and now can't seem to stop being jealous of the little dolphin...WARNING:INCEST KakaIru, YonKaka, SakumoXYondaime, SakumoXKakashi,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Wake Up reviews
Iruka's asleep, but Kakashi's not. An incredibly fluffy KakaIru poem fic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Sasuke's is afraid to show others how he feels about Naruto. Maybe Iruka can help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete