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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Blood And Chocolate, and Fallen, Lauren Kate.
Bonjour, (yes I can say one word in French) (ya me!!) I know I sound completely girly right know but I’m not. I bet no one cares, but below (since my friend is making me have a profile) I'm writing about myself. Oh Joy!! (Insert sarcasm)!
I live in Camas, Washington now. I was born in Plano, Texas!? Y'all- its a word, its in the dictionary! Jamba Juice and Snow Beach they are delicious!
Appearance: I have long dark chocolate (it's actually called brown-black) curly brown hair that falls just below my shoulders. I have blue eyes and I’m pale (I’m not a chalky pale). I’m about 5’ 8 and extremely funny (especially when I trip or fall that’s why my friends keep me around). I’m very protective of my friends you mess with them and guess what? Now I’m messing with you. My birthday is June 13 and so is my daddy’s (it was Friday the thirteenth this year).
Original hometown: Camas, Washington (very small town there were like two neighborhoods there)
Family: Nicole-20-sister, Chelsea-18-sister, Jordan-15-brother, Me (Emma)-15-girl (dur), Brandt-10-brother... then you have my parents- I blame them for how I turned out!? I swear to god that they didn't drop me on the head as a baby but when anyone meets me that's what they ALWAYS ask!? Persistent bastards!?
Best friends: Kara, Elizabeth, Katie, Alex, Jazzy, Natalia, Lauren, Julia, Megan, So Yun, Annie B., Annie S., Emma, and Emily.
Characters I LOVE: Jacob Black (twilight), Emmett McCartney Cullen (twilight), Jasper Whitlock Cullen (twilight), Ian O'Shea (the host), Beast (Beauty and the beast), Legless (Lord of the rings), Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice), Batman-Bruce Wayne (Batman), Clark Kent (Smallville), Oliver (Blue Bloods), Oliver (Smallville), Nick (The Secret Circle), Gabriel (Blood and Chocolate), Adrian (Vampire Academy series), Jaguar (Midnight Predator), Sonny (Wondrous Strange), Sam Uley (TWILIGHT), Angel (X-Men), and many other freakin' people I can't think up!!
Obsessed with: Parentheses (really, what possibly gave you that idea?), my puppy dog Lucy, books, making up words, walks, volleyball, cooking, doing peoples make-up, Subway, and the X-Men, helping my mom with her photography portraits and dressing up her models!
I LOVE Disney movies- Scratch that! I LOVE the old ones, the newer Disney movies SUCK!?
I LOVE the rain and thunderstorms!? I'm one of those crazy people who runs outside during a thunderstorm and starts dancing madly in a tank top and shorts.
I LOVE Jacob and Emmett!? I was telling my friend how in her American History class I have a guy named Edward and a guy named Jacob. And Katie and I were fighting on if Jacob or Edward were better/hawter!? And Jacob just blushed and it took the guys half the class period to get that we weren't talking about them. But the whole time we were talking about Twilight! It was hilarious!?
I LOVE coffee- scratch that I'm ADDICTED to coffee!! Starbucks is like heaven to me. Coffee is my religion the only thing I worship other than the coffee bean. I'm cereal haha kidding... or am I!? W.O.W. I'm weird!? And proud of it XP
OHHH!? I play Volleyball!? I'm a middle front and back and let me tell ya I LOVE to dive for the ball... I even dived for a water balloon once and had to get twelve stitches in my knee afterwards!?
I LOVE animals-all kinds- so I'm a vegetarian!? I also don't eat seafood!?
I wrote my first story (Sheesh, getting.Uncomfortable.With.Short. Pixie.Looking.Person.Reading.Over.Shoulder.) (I actually have a friend that’s short pixie looking with spiky hair (though it’s dirty blond) I love her, her names Kara)(though she's not the same pixie looking person reading over my shoulder.)
I just got a new cat (it's a Bangle which is when a domestic cat is bread with an Asian Leopard- that's like amazing) We named him Fandango (after the movie ticket commercial thing-a-ma-baber).
"Get me a ball and it better be bouncy!" Me- volleyball tournament I yelled it in the middle of the game when we lost the ball- it waz hysterical
"Come here puppy- Oh it's a fire hydrant..." my friend lauren- ahhh she thought a fire hydrant was a puppy :/
"I eat shit like you for breakfast." "That's gross man you eat shit for breakfast!" some movie- I think it waz Happy Gilmore
"Don't shoot it's me." -Wolverine. "Prove it"- the guy with the laser eyes. "You're a dick" -Wolverine. "Okay, it's him" -the guy with the laser eyes
"It's a great day for being naughty," that was me!? "... or bossy," my friend Jazzy!? "or bad," me again!? "or just plain KINKY!?" The last part was Jazzy and I!?
"You're Cheddar!? CHEESYYY!? White Cheddar!?" 'No Booty Calls' it's a song!? Go listen to it!? Well... actually it's kinda dirty...
Anything as long as it's not country and some kinds of rap!? I'm all for talking in gibberish but it gives me a headache... and when I have a headache I get real bitchy!? You want to be like ten miles away from me, but that might not be far enough.
haha that would take forever since I have 2 bookcases filled with um... books!? And my desk has stacks of them!? I'm so happy cause I just got a Kindle!?
Juno, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hancock, The Dark Knight, A Walk to Remember, the Notebook, Haunting in Connecticut, Moulin Rouge, and many others that I can't remember!? But trust me there's lotz more!?
Wolves, Cows, Bats, Hippos, and a Siberian or Belgian Tiger!?
Blue!? More of a dark blue I hate light blue like baby blue -shivers in disgust-
If you want to friend me on facebook you can! To yell at me and stuff... haha http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455526710&ref=profile
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Emma
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emmizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Regents Park
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Haremski
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mrskwbe
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lucy
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. If you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
() You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
() You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
() You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blond/dirty blond/has blond in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
~total so far= 8~
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (haha my hair!!)
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
() You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
~total so far= 9~
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 14~
(x) You have eaten a bug. (It was just an ant...)
() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You have looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 17~
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
~Total all together= 21~ ( Well I guess I'm stupid... -sigh- I always knew it was true I just didn't want to believe it... haha)
1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.
2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that?
1.) How am I feeling today?
2.) Where will I get married?
-Ohio (Come Back to Texas)
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
-Living Dead Girl
4.) What is/was high school like?
-I Buy the Drugs
5.) What is the best thing about me?
-Let Me Borrow That Top
6.) How is today going to be?
-Killing You Now
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
-It's the End of the World As We Know it
8.)What song describes my parents?
9.) How is my life going?
-I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby
10.)What song will they play at my funeral?
11.) How does the world see me?
-Freak On a Leash
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
-Germans in Mexico
13) Do people secretly like me?
14.) How can I make myself happy?
-I Kissed a Girl (Whoa there cowboy! NOOOO! That will not make me happy...)
15.) What should I do with my life?
16.) Will I be happy?
-For You I Will (Confidence)
17.) What is some good advice?
-Figure it Out
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
-Fat and Proud
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
-No Booty Calls
20.) What type of men/women do you like?:
-I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)
21.) Will you get married?
22.)What should I do with my love life?
23.) Where will you live?
-Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing in Line for the Bathroom)
24.) What will your dying words be?
-The Worst Day Ever
25.) Am I hot?
-Drop it Like It's Hot
26) What are your hobbies?
-The First Cut is the Deepest (Ugh... Dude that sounds emo...)
27)Do you like sports?
28)Do you talk a lot?
29)Do you like books?
-Before I Forgot
30)Do you like yourself?
Dangerously In Love: pictures
A/N on Dangerously in Love: I make a lot of references to God in here and I apologize if it offends you. That's not what I was trying to do- and Bella's not going to be all religious that is likely to be a one time thing.
Life as We Know it: Pictures
Okay!? Seriously if your still reading this you have problems and should go to Wal-Mart!? Ask for a life!? Cause' the commercial I just saw said that they carried anything you will ever need!? And you need a life!?
OKAY!? That waz stupid... -sigh- maybe I should get a life.