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Vas happenin :D? I'm ComeAlongPondX.I'm a sarcastic, Scottish teenage girl.

I guess I'll explain my name, though theres not much too it apart from the fact it's a Doctor Who reference with an X at the end.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and White

2, Name one person who made you smile today:


3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Getting ready for school

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?


5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Dairy Milk, nom

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Did I? I was probably talking to myself, then."

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?

Yep. There's a penguin on :).

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Hot Fudge sundae

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Grand National. My horse was in the lead for the whole race, then dropped back at the end afjadfkjagkjaf.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?


15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?


16, Ever go camping?

Sometimes. Last two times it was with my two older cousins in a spotty Tee Pee in my grans back garden, then it was in a blue tent with a West Heighland Terrier... YOLO?

17, Do you take vitamins daily?


18, Do you go to church every Sunday?


19, Do you have a tan?

Nope. I'm all pale like.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Depends what kinda chinese food and what kinda pizza :3.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends... Do I have a straw on hand?

22, What did your last text message say?

The last one I got said "I would do it, but it's the easy, cowardly way out..." The last one I sent said "Don't make me cry. I look and sound like a walrus when I cry."

23, What are you doing tomorrow?


25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My keyboard and my goldfish

6, What color is your watch?

I have a lot of watches... My favourite one is silver.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?


29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Depends. If I'm in a car, I'll go to the drive thru, but if it's lunch at school, I'll go in with my friends :P

30, What is your favorite number?


31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Natalie/One Direction. She was at their concert :3. Liam told her she had pretty eyes. ASDFGHJKL

32, Any plans today?

Finish this book probably. Nada, other than that

33, How many states have you lived in?


34, Biggest annoyance right now?

The fact I hate everyone in my class with a passion...

35, Last song listened to?

Liv It Up/Alexander Ludwig

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

If I can see the alphabet, then yes :) ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I wish

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My black converse.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?


41, Do you love anyone?


42, Do any of your friends have children?

I hope not. If they do, they're hiding it pretty well.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Document my odd life on twitter and live on tumblr.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?


45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yes :D!

46, What color is your car?

I don't have a car, but my mum and dad's is silver

47, Do you like cats?

Yeah. They're so cute :3.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Not really.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't have a clue. I probably did something stupid.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you sit in class with the notes one the board in front of your face and your notebook open on your desk, but instead of writing them down like you should be you write EDWARD in big bubble letters and spend the entire 45 minute class coloring it in. Crazy is when you and your best friend go around and tell everyone their goldfish died, even though they have no goldfish. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Proof of the Existence of Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be... how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to... where?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (Gum has infact fallen INTO my mouth when my friend was talking:P. It was awkward and disgusting.)

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=4 ~

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 9~

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says "fart" you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 12~

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your "inside voice".

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 16~

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 18~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 20

Well now I feel good about myself... :o :)

Everything you could possibly ever but don't really want to know about me

Pen Name: Like I said, it's a DW reference. Rory is my favourite character ever :D.

Profile Pic: AVPM, need I say more ]?

Favourite Colours: Teal, black, blue, green, turquoise, white.

Favourite Words: Epic, Supermegafoxyawesomehot, Awesomesauce, Failure and Bubbly. All for no particular reason.

Least Favourite Words: Panties, Belieb, Scrape, Toe. I hate these words for reasons.

Favourite Animals: Horses, dogs and ducks.

Favourite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Glee, Victorious, Big Time Rush, iCarly, House of Anubis, Shake it up, Family Guy, Friends, The Cleveland Show, Ace of Cakes, DC Cupcakes, Cup Cake Wars, X Factor, Britains Got Talent, American Dad, Good Luck Charlie, Man V. Food, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, The Voice, Drake and Josh

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter (I love the books too), The Hunger Games (Possibly one my favourite movie), Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Aliens in the Attic, Race to Witch Mountain, Paranormal Activity, Grown Ups, Fanboys, Hotel for Dogs, Hairspray, Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Carribian, Easy A, Wild Child, The Hole, just about anything Disney or Pixar.

Favourite Books: The Harry Potter books, The Hunger Games, Paper Towns, An Abundance of Kathrines, The Fault in Our Stars(I'm kinda a Nerdfighter), The Invisible Fiends series (I've met the author, Barry Hutchison. He's the most hilarious guy ever. "And I thought 'What if it's 9 squirrels all on top eachother, in disguise' So I ran her over.")

Favourite Bands/Musicians: One Direction, The Wanted, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and the Scene, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Maroon 5, Lady Gaga, Blink 182, The Goo Goo Dolls, Chamelion Circuit, Alex Day, ALL CAPS, Bruno Mars, Tom Milsom, Hank Green, Charlie McDonnell, Adele, Olly Murs, 30 Seconds to Mars, Pixie Lott, The Ministry of Magic, Oliver Boyd and the Rememberals, Katy Perry

Random Facts:

When I was little I wanted to be a princess or a ninja. Either or.

I have brown hair, hazel eyes and I need glasses.

My birthday is December 20th.

I love singing and dancing, and I'm pretty terrible at both.

I play violin, drums, keyboard and a little guitar.

I love the Sims 2 so much it isn't even funny.

I have Gok Wan nerd glasses, and I always get asked if they're real. No. They are holograms.

Me and my friends all have stupid inside jokes.

Me and my friend invented animal, out of sheer bordem. I think it was originally a wolf, then a llama, then a cat, then a lion.

I'm a Directioner, a Swiftie, an Echelon, a Killjoy, a Tribute, a Nerdfighter and a Potterhead.

I have strange taste in music.

I'm about 5 foot 3.

I am Team Charlie Swan's Mustache, aswell as Team Mike Newton. Because they're the best parts of Twilight.

I totally have a crush on Neville Longbottom, Finnick Odair, Niall Horan and Rory Williamson because why not?

Thanks for reading my increadibly long and boring profile. I appreciate it, I suppose.

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