Author has written 2 stories for High School Musical, and Twilight.
Twilight Character Actually most friends describe me as being like Alice cause I can be too hyper for my own good and I love shopping lol. Plus I do think that Jasper is absolutely gorgeous
Gossip Girl Character Hmm.. well It's pretty mixed cause my family would call me Blair but my friends all think I'm more like Serena.. but I do love the mix :P
Favorite Things Music, Shopping, Partying, Holidays, Movies, Acting, My Ipod, Nylon Magazine and My Guitar
Books Gossip Girl, Twighlight, P.S I love you, P&P, Kite Runner... I read constantly so there are thousands of favs...
Movies Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, HSM, Sex & The City, Step Up 2 and most other chick flicks.
T.V The Hills, Smallville, Gossip Girl, 90210 & Americas Next Top Model.
Music Spill Canvas, The Virgins, Cindy Lauper, Yves La Rock.. if an iPod could get any more mixed and confused as mine lol.. seriously I listen to literally anything... including french rap and spanish dance music lol
FanFics HSM, Twighlight, Gossip Girl (haven' really checked any others out yet... any suggestions?)
Pairings Troy X Gabriella
Vanessa X Zac
Blair X Nate
Blair X Chuck
Dan X Vanessa
Bella X Edward
Alice X Jasper
Rosalie X Emmett
Massie X Derrington
Cam X Claire
Reneesme X Jake
LALALA... If you read my stories please please review... it really makes my day... even if you put one word lol
So I saw this and just couldn't resist...
And just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
U know you love me
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