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Joined 06-02-08, id: 1593431, Profile Updated: 05-24-09
Author has written 2 stories for High School Musical, and Twilight.

Name Dee

Twilight Character Actually most friends describe me as being like Alice cause I can be too hyper for my own good and I love shopping lol. Plus I do think that Jasper is absolutely gorgeous

Gossip Girl Character Hmm.. well It's pretty mixed cause my family would call me Blair but my friends all think I'm more like Serena.. but I do love the mix :P

Age 16

Country London

Favorite Things Music, Shopping, Partying, Holidays, Movies, Acting, My Ipod, Nylon Magazine and My Guitar

Books Gossip Girl, Twighlight, P.S I love you, P&P, Kite Runner... I read constantly so there are thousands of favs...

Movies Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, HSM, Sex & The City, Step Up 2 and most other chick flicks.

T.V The Hills, Smallville, Gossip Girl, 90210 & Americas Next Top Model.

Music Spill Canvas, The Virgins, Cindy Lauper, Yves La Rock.. if an iPod could get any more mixed and confused as mine lol.. seriously I listen to literally anything... including french rap and spanish dance music lol

FanFics HSM, Twighlight, Gossip Girl (haven' really checked any others out yet... any suggestions?)

Pairings Troy X Gabriella

Vanessa X Zac

Blair X Nate

Blair X Chuck

Dan X Vanessa

Bella X Edward

Alice X Jasper

Rosalie X Emmett

Massie X Derrington

Cam X Claire

Reneesme X Jake

LALALA... If you read my stories please please review... it really makes my day... even if you put one word lol

So I saw this and just couldn't resist...

And just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

U know you love me

D xxx

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10638 - Favs: 11,801 - Follows: 12,450 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
THE TRAMP NEXT DOOR by noneofyourbusiness885858838 reviews
Gabriella is new to East High and she's already making an impression on all the guys. To Troy, who's never touched a girl in his life, well, she's just that slut next door.. that is, the slut he's falling in love with.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,469 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Mirror for the Sun by LongHardRoadOuttaHell reviews
Going into senior year, Gabriella & Troy each had many plans for summer. The two hadn't seen each other since they were kids, & spending an entire summer traveling through a foreign country for a family vacation in a RV was not on the top of their lists.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,794 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Black Comet by mermaidpotato reviews
What if Bella had been the Vampire and Edward the poor, defenseless human who smelled too good? Random idea; hopefully it'll turn out well. Told from both Bella's and Edward's POV, at different times. Abandoned; up for adoption. Read A/Ns for details.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nothing Else Matters by Insomniabug aka BabyBrown reviews
Mark Sloan does not crush on anyone, or at least he never used to. Mark/Lexie pairing
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Lexie G., Mark S.
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
The matter of trust by Jusperson reviews
Chloe and Oliver story. She always knew that sooner or later she would have to pay for her abilities. But she had never imagined what the price would be like that. To wake up without the memory of four years of her life married to an ex of her cousin?
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow
A Secret Agent Love by Finnie reviews
Bella takes a trip to London, she gets herself into trouble. Agent Cullen is assigned to take care of Bella until this is settled and she is allowed out of the country. One problem, they hate each other. Can the events given start a secret agent love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Step Brother by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella loves her life, but what happens when her mother decides to get married and move them into his home. her whole world get flipped upside down. Will she get along with her new step father and brother? Lemons! Lots of them. Very OOC. EM/B, E/B, E/B/EM *CURRENTLY ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Swan by kammiya reviews
All human. Bella was bullied in Elementary School because she was fat. What happens when she gets and invitation for the school reunion and meet again her childhood enemy Edward Cullen. Can she put the past behind and move forward? Possible future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Consequence of Mercy by seghen reviews
Chloe Sullivan is alone in her distrust of the nations President or better described as Dictator, Alexander Luthor. Why, you ask? Because she actually knows him and what he is capable of. This does not stop his pursuit...UPDATED
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 174,770 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Roommate Wanted by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
Edward needs a roommate for his new apartment. After placing an ad in the local newspaper, and dealing with tons of unimpressive possibilities, Bella calls and asks about the room. There's just one catch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11641 - Favs: 8,584 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Possessive by Foibles and Fables reviews
His voice is a low rumble in her ear. “You’re mine.”; An E.R. patient's flirtation with Lexie drives Mark crazy, and he makes her remember this fact.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
Bart's Academy by VegetarianVampire17 reviews
An oprhaned Bella is sent to live with her aunt and uncle, Carlisle and Esme in England, along with their two children Alice and Emmett. Whilst there, she is enrolled into a boarding school, where she meets the gorgeous Edward Mason. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hate Is A Strong Word by MrsJasperHale reviews
EXBAU. "JEEZ? WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS JEEZ? You don't say jeez when you accidentally marry someone! You say jeez when you drop a dish!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
More Than A Boy by ashel-13 reviews
Holiday oneshot for BritshBitches Smutvent Calender. ExB Lemon. For all of those that have had one of those Christmases that just isn't what you imagined it to be. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel along with the hope of next year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Everyones The Same by emmettsxminexbackxoffx reviews
ok, so it turns out Edwards a huge jerk.Sadly Bella already had their kid so things cant be undone. what happens if Bella trust noone again?ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Smile, You're Adopted by Bella's Bff reviews
Bella and her two siblings are adopted by her rich aunt and are forced to move to Forks, where she meets Edward. She and Edward begin to like eachother, but their single parents decide to get married! Their nonexistant relationship becomes complicated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Like Tyres and Nails by luv2watchtv reviews
Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez go together like tyres and nails; oil and water; Goths and pink. Why? Because he's an FBI prince and she's a mob princess...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Library Love by xoxMusicalxox reviews
There was one thing Troy knew about his beloved Gabriella Montez…it was that she, the most unpopular girl in school, was unaware that he, TROY BOLTON, the most popular guy in school…was in love with her. ONESHOT! TROYELLA OF COURSE! WHO ELSE? lol
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
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Defying Propriety reviews
Bella Swan had a perfect life. The best friend, rich parents, dream job. The only problem was Him. Edward Cullen, her worst enemy. Then came the news that made her loose all control. "You will marry Edward, and you two will work it out." BxE all human X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Looking for the Rainbow reviews
Vanessa was just your average Upper East Sider, the clothes, the friends and the popular boyfriend. But then one holiday she meets Zac Efron and her world starts spinning out of control. Zanessa & a little love between all the characters! ON HIATUS x
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008