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Joined 06-02-08, id: 1593464, Profile Updated: 01-15-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Name (nickname) : Vix

Age : 13


Stuff I like:

- Anime - Naruto (duh), Fruits Basket, Avatar , zombie loan deathnote also here is some of my favourite naruto characters ;) : akatsuki , yaoi

- PS2 yeaaahh

- Youtubing

- Music - Simple Plan, Green Day, linkin park , japanese music

- Drawing anime mostly naruto but i like drawing other stuff as well as naruto .

Stuff I don't like :

- Sasuke (don't kill me LOL... i mean it T.T well , - Wasps

- The colour pink (but i like purple)

Feel free to chat yeah and review my fanfics

Random copy and pastes

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.11

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.111

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell1111

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

If you love anime, copy this into your profile

CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think shino is awesome and you would create i love shino fanclub copy and paste this into your profile.(i wrote that !)

if you love deidara from naruto copy and paste this in your profile !

if you are a narutard copy and paste this in your profile !(and that )

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

if you have annoyed a friend about just talking about naruto nonstop copy and paste this in your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature!

My OCs : Kyri

story : random akatsuki life

hobbies : giving different pies and a random present to go with the pie , also an akatsuki member.

Skills : pie giving jutsu and random no jutsu

Name : Suki

story : random akatsuki life

hobbies :Sasori's girlfriend

skills : can make explosions from her hand mouths

Name : Ai

Story : Random Akatsuki life

Hobbies : member of akatsuki , explodin stuff

skils : making stuff explode like deidara

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

I took a what do the akatsuki think of you and this is my result !

You are sarcastic and lazy, but when you need to defend yourself or someone close to you, you kick @!!
Pein: I see something I like in you...yes...I believe I do...(if you're a girl, he likes you!) You will join the Akatsuki!
Itachi: You aren't so bad... I kinda like you...(if you're a girl, then he likes you too)...
Kisame: So mean! You called me a pile of rotting sea kelp!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara: She called Kisame rotting sea kelp! Hot!!
Sasori: I...think you're...okay...(again, if you're a girl, he likes you!!)
Hidan: You're smart...smarter than me...
Kakuzu: Strong...

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Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Naruto Gender Bender Panic by LostMyMind26 reviews
What would happen to the ninja in Konoha if one day they woke up and they were the opposite gender! Who did this to them? Why are only Konoha ninja involved? Who knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008
The Art of Comedy Combat! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
10 Percent Serious, 90 Percent Crack. That's about the best way to sum up this story. Naruto/Harem, Sasuke/Harem. Big crossover with 'Way of the Samurai 2' in future chapters. Small crossover with...pretty much everything else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,126 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki's New Mission by Genichiro reviews
The Akatsuki succeed in their original mission, but before the group can get used to policing "their" world, a new mission from Madara will put the group in position to face the shinobi of the world, and a couple of demons. M for lemons, language, themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
Akatsuki's New Member by Genichiro reviews
Akatsuki gains a new member, and the organization will never be the same. The new member possesses a secret that could shake the foundations of the organization itself. Has some Naruto bashing. Rated for language and adult themes. Possible lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,540 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Warriors of the Leaf by Genichiro reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are raised by Itachi to become two of the strongest ninja in Konoha. How will their training help them in overcoming the challenges thrown their way? Rated M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,416 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Wizards meet Shinobi by CrayonDreamer reviews
Cell 7 is assigned to protect Harry Potter. Kakashi is undercover as a teacher and everyone else are students. But an easy mission gets dangerous and complicated. This may get ugly. SasuSaku, slight NaruHina HP Naruto xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,466 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hallmark Of Every Breakfast by Collaboration for Destruction reviews
Hidan takes an unforgettable trip to the grocery store. Rated exclusively for language, considering the character involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear MrJournal by wolfrun1 reviews
Itachi's dead. Sasuke's fine with that. But when Tobi gives him an old diary, will he still be fine? What happened to Itachi? Why did he turn his back on Sasuke? The truth is revealed with three misspelled words: "Deer Mr.Jurnal". Don't worry, its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mist Child by Hikari Kain reviews
Naruto, Hinata, and Kiba get sent on their latest mission to a small village on the outskirts of the Country of Fire. What they find, is not what they expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Soap Shenanigans by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Konan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn by MiraculousMage reviews
Someone from within the Ministry of Magic knows that those at the Triwizard Tournament need to be protected- and has hired Akatsuki to do the job. The problem? They need to fit in as regular students in order to do so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Interrogating Kakuzu by Little Kunai reviews
What if Kakuzu were captured instead of killed? Find out how Tsunade persuades him to talk! Warning major spoilers dead ahead!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Tsunade S., Kakuzu - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Who the Hell said Babies were bundles of Joy? by Ribbonrebel31 reviews
Itachi has found a basket full of 3 babies, he brings them into the Akatsuki, and they all take on the huge responsiblity to care of the bundles of joy, how long will they last? bundles of joy are always from hell no pairings strictly humor lol R&R PLZ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Itachi U.
Train A Dolphin To Swim by Pepsi Dragon reviews
Iruka is the dolphin that must learn how to swim and Kakashi is the reluctant sensei. Akatsuki is a strip club! Itachi is good at giving advice, but things turn out odd sometimes... KakaIru. Updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Fairy Tale by TheWindAlchemist reviews
A royal Christmas Party, a missed childhood friend, runaway princes, tomboyish princesses, love at second sight, a prince charming... PeinKonan DeiHina HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Oh No, He Didn't! by Purple Flower reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto get in trouble with Orochimaru when Sasuke gets an idea. And it has to do with Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. One-Shot, crack, and OOC depending on your point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Naruto Prank Calls by Bukotsu-Tawainai reviews
Naruto, Kim and Mar are calling the people in Konoha and prank calling them. How will it all turn out? Read, if wished for XD. Warning: May cause you to laugh!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 498 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Holy Heffalumps! It's An All Boy Sleepover by TsukiUmii reviews
What happens when you combine: Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Rock Lee, Shikamaru,Orochimaru, and Three Unknown guests? A very wild and hilarious sleepover party. Cause' Of Confusion, there is NO BOYX BOY NO Yaoi! Fic is Comepleted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dracaena Malfoy and Harriet Potter by Malfoys-Lover1 reviews
Rated pg13 for lang. Draco and Harry get turned into girls! They are forced to share a dormitory and have to suffer everything a girl has to suffer! It's going to be funny as soon as I get sum chapters done!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003
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Bleach randomness reviews
contains random stories of bleach characters :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Random Naruto stuff reviews
Complete randomness beware !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U.
its only a dream reviews
What happens when sasuke has a nightmare ? Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto The Musical reviews
What happens when , the naruto characters get hit by a weird jutsu ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ino Y., Neji H.
TenTen , Neji , rock lee and Gai disneyland reviews
its a funny story about what happens when gai and lee convince tenten and neji to go with them to disneyland also maybe some nejixten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Gai and Lee get a makeover reviews
Tenten enters Lee & Gai in a makeover competition with Jusin Timberlake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Gai M., Lee R.