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Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Rose Petals by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
What happens when Tamaki meets up with France on the way to France? They are so very alike that I just had to make a story about these two. There may or may not be yaoi in later chapters. But please read!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Tamaki S., France
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 10,346 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Elementary, My Dear Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Carlisle brings an "old friend" to Forks to stay for a while. While he is there a baffling mystery pops up. So baffling, in fact, that only the greatest detective of all time could solve it. Luckily he's there... Third category: crime
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Bella - Complete
You Are Mine by Chocola Emo Shizzle reviews
He could be patient. He would wait. He would watch. He would get his prey. Dark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Twilight Potter A deliciously random mix of both by VeggieVamp reviews
Voldemort aka Voldy visits the Cullens. They set off on a journey to destroy Harry Potter, wreck his love life and plagiarize the plot of GoF. In this epic tale of COMPLETE RANDOMNESS, get ready to Laugh, Laugh and then laugh some more. A MUST READ!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,076 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008
From the Lair of the Dragon by absolute power reviews
Untold stories and slices of life from the Alfred the Racist Dragon universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - America, England/Britain
In my midnight confessions by Chou ni Natte reviews
France is known to be ready and willing to have sex with anybody. Only, someone seems to be left out, as always. *Franada*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Awkward by Raggedy Doctor reviews
America keeps breaking down Canada's door and awkward situations arise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Canada, America
The Difference Between Fact and Fiction by Patronus Charm reviews
What if the Chosen One wasn't Harry? What if it was just another normal kid? A kid with no tragic past, no speical powers, and a normal life? What if it was YOU? Could the Light still win? Chapter 33 UP AT LONG LAST! I know, it's a miracle!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,429 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008
Plotline Parodies by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,764 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Collision Course by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
When Dusk and her flock meet Max and her flock new complications and relationships arise. Drama and humour combined, MWAHAHAHAHA! Duskgrowlthevampire and VampiressE12B made this together! V says hi.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,242 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008
Alfred the Racist Dragon by absolute power reviews
De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Shadow Queen by thesupersomething reviews
Would you marry someone just because your father says you should? For Kyouya, that would be the case. For Haruhi, there's no way that's going to happen. But will Kyouya ever give up? I don't think so. TEMPORARILY ON HOLD! kyoharu kyouharu kyouyaxharuhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,216 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Disproving the Theory by sonofon reviews
They've unwittingly set out to prove that not all newlywed couples are living in eternal bliss. A series of KyouyaHaruhi one-shots. Ch 23: In which baby names suggested by Tamaki or Hikaru are forever banned from the Fujioka-Ohtori household.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Strawberry Flavored by thesupersomething reviews
How does one wipe off stray strawberry flavored frosting from another person's lips? kyouyaxharuhi kyoxharu kyoharu oneshot seriousfluff
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Something Blue by master of toast reviews
Every girl knows the wedding rhyme "something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue" Everyone except Haruhi. She's almost ready but she's missing one final thing. Who better to provide her with something than her future father in law?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Jail Birds by VampiressE12B reviews
My friends and i go to jail, and see a ceartian pyro bird boy there. Will we push him over the edge?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008
Sight by hpnerd328 reviews
Will he ever see her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
I Communicate With Trees by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
Max has to go to a group for her 'depression'. She meets some... interesting people. Including one who claims she can talk to... Wait-Trees? Man that girl is messed up... T cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Twilight by Kythi Ravenswing reviews
Because you have to admit, it really needs one. If you don't know what an OFU is, search. They've got a billion of 'em. Warning: contains mini-Volvos. Application form inside. Wildest parody you've probably ever seen of this fandom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Wishing by Arraela reviews
This is a different version of what happened when Kyoya trapped Haruhi in his bedroom. Haruhi/Kyoya Now part one of a twoshot. Sequel is Instant Coffee.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Shadow King's Cat by master of toast reviews
Just a snapshot of Kyouya's life. Featuring an adorable cat named Shadow. More agnsty then it sounds. DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Ways that Dusk is more Evil than Lord Voldamort by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
Yes i know his name is spelt wrong. Sticks tonge out. ANy way, title speaks for itself. Some pretty good reasons in here. -Blixie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
They flip and they flop by VampiressE12B reviews
WHo invented flip flops? Aro of couse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
OtterRider by Captain Atticus reviews
An Eragon parody; as Eragon reminds me forcefully of Star Wars set in Middle Earth. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
For a year by c0rin reviews
Kyouya proposes an arrangement Haruhi can't refuse...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,185 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Why Plot Bunnies Should Go and Jump Off a Bridge by kitkat411 reviews
A series of little ficlets, products of my imagination and a fic table. Pairings, yes, but subtle. NINE chapters up. Yes, NINE!More to follow, of course! Some are romantic, others are angsty, and some are just pure crack. Sort of unclassifiable. R and R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Candy Mountain, Raito kun! by kitkat411 reviews
Crack. Simply crack. Misa, L, and Light go to Candy Mountain. This story is a prime example of why I shouldn't be allowed coffee: Sugar high always brings chaos. Anyway, it's a one shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
An Egg Dyeing Lesson by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Mello thinks that Near should have a little more color in his wardrobe… but Near has other ideas. Easter Fic One Shot MelloxNear R&R Please
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Like a Cocoon by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Luna imagines that everyone falls in love with their best friend, at least a little. She just happened to fall a bit harder than most. Of course, that was mostly because her best friend was Ginny Weasley. GinnyLuna femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
The Appeal of Painting with Sirius by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Lily watches James painting with Sirius, and sees things that she rather wouldn't. JamesSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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