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Joined 06-02-08, id: 1593733, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Harvest Moon, and Fallout.

Name:wouldn't you like to know

Age:Like I'm gonna tell ya


Anime:Strawberry Panic!,Inyuyasha,and Kanokon, Gunslinger Girls, Case Closed,

Manga:Mysterious Girlfriend X,No Bra,Girl Sarus,and Bitter Virgin,Strawberry Shake Sweet



Strawberry Panic!:TamaoXMiyuki,YayaXTsubomi,NagisaXShizuma

Super Smash Bros.:SamusXZelda

A little about me:

Yo What's up?Everyone who knows me calls me by my name. If ya don't just call me XXX,for certain reasons :D. I'm your everyday dude who enjoys his anime,vidoegames,and of course,Fanfics. I'm new to fanficwriting and will take any request or ideas.

I have recently joined a group of friends in helping the moderate a site for free expression of art. The group is called D.E.A.V.A. and this is the site. Please visit and join if you wish to post your creations.



"X= love." Strawberry Panic. Nagisa/Shizuma.

short description: Nagisa finds a young man about 17 in the courtyard. He is injured,bleeding from his head. She nurses him back to health. 2 weeks later when he awakes,she asked his name and he says,"I want you to guess. For now you call me X."

Family Knows Best

Naruto: HinataXSakura

Naruto had been gone for a year now and no one knew where he was. Hanabi was too into her training to pay attention to her.She was deveolping feelings for Sakura thanks to the time they had been spending together but she couldn't see her for another week due to Tsunade's training.Even with these new found feelings for a female,she didn't know how to admit it. While thinking things through she stumbles apon a series of birthing papers. They belong to not her or Hanabi,but a half brother from the sound village.Not thinking things through, she rushes off to find him and maybe a new adventure along the way.

My Help... For Your Love

Bleach: OC X OC.

In the soul society, Rukia watches over a close friend of her's. Her name is Natsumi Ikasu. She was a shy girl who didn't like the solitude and quiet nature of the sould society. Rukia decides to take her to the human world for some fun. While there they are unprepared for a sting of hollow attacks. They find themselves cornered then saved by strange boy in a brown duster and western hat carrying a strange black and red revolver that can kill hollows.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Monster Girl Encyclopedia Encounter Compendium by Alleskeins reviews
This is a new one shot series I'm working on based on the Monster Girl Encyclopedia by Kenkou Cross. It will feature tons if not all the monsters represented in the online Encyclopedia and I will give them each a seperate story of an encounter with a human. Rated M for adult content so viewer's discretion is advised. Feedback will be very appreciated.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,631 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 3/19/2017
A slice of Fluffy Lemons by AnimeWarrior37 reviews
I dont really see a whole lot of Occacho x Toga so I wrote one. I'm not an expert on My Hero so some things may be different than the cannon like how qurks work or the layout of UA etc... Thanks for reading!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Ochako U., Toga H.
A Collection of Alternative Universes by ghost509 reviews
This will be a collection of AUs set in the MHA universe, and will feature genderbent characters. Some of the AUs will be Izuku X abused fem Bakugo, Villain Izuku X Hero Uraraka, Rock star Izuku X Rock star Jiro, Hero Izuku X villain Toga, and so on. Might involve lemons. Sorry for the bad summary.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/22/2020 - Published: 8/4/2019 - [Izuku M., Ochako U., Toga H.] Katsuki B.
Addictions by E82 reviews
Tracer has a slight problem. Ever since her mission to London, she's unable to get her mind off Widowmaker, who incidentally faces similar problems herself. But the price for their mutual affection is a high one, coming at the cost of more than they ever imagined. Soon they find themselves facing off new threats and old enemies with unexpected allies. Widowtracer. Pharmercy later.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 403,912 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] Angela Z./Mercy
Danny Kissed the Girls by ARega1s reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Danny is quite down and lonely. How will three ghostly ladies try to cheer him up and how will our hero take to this treatment?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,326 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Danny F., Ember, Kitty, P. Spectra]
Frozen: Thawing Heart by EhMattissimo reviews
When Elsa is forced to think about the future of Arendelle and seek out a companion to help her rule, it is then that she discovers what she truly desires is not a king...but a queen. Additionally, with a creeping evil threatening to overtake the palace from the inside, Elsa has no choice but to confront her lingering demons and come to terms with her growing deviant fixation.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 105 - Words: 486,087 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Overwatch: Someday a Dreamer by EhMattissimo reviews
The Second Omnic Crisis has started, yet everything has changed since the first war. Talon is now a larger threat than ever, and without the backing of the U.N., can Overwatch hope to, once again, save humanity? Winston enlists the help of Tracer and Pharah to help him strengthen Overwatch anew. What both young women don't know, is that their lives are about to change forever...
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,677 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Angela Z./Mercy, Fareeha A./Pharah] [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] - Complete
A New World by Enigma0434 reviews
Its a brand new world for Weiss. After being forced to move to Vale for her father's business, she must now attend Beacon Academy, where she will soon find out that not everything is as it seems. Ruby has felt that her life will forever be filled with pain and sorrow and has done her best to hide it, but after meeting someone new, she will find that life has more to offer...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,414 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Futanari Lucy by snakebit1995 reviews
Adorable Fairy Tail mage Lucy has a secret, she is a futanari. Follow her as she struggles to keep her desires in check. Contains Lemons with some slice of life thrown in here and there. Includes Lucy X Fairy Tail Girls (Erza, Mira, Cana, Levy, Etc...) Story includes- Pregnancy, Gender Bender, Breast/Butt Growth, and light domination
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 340,865 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Lucy H., Cana A., Erza S., Mirajane S.] - Complete
Danny Phantom's Night Out by Titanking666 reviews
Inspired by the episode "Girls Night Out". Ember, Kitty, and Spectra intend to be rid of themselves of their boyfriends. They intend to do some damage to Amity Park as well for it. But can a certain ghost boy relieve them of the anger and sorrow? Can he be the man they want and need but can't find? Let's see. First Danny Phantom fanfiction so criticism will be expected and alright.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Danny F., Ember, Kitty, P. Spectra] - Complete
To Be Alive by Koolpup reviews
Amélie Lacroix has begun to feel more than just the thrill of the kill. The culprit of these new feelings is none other than Lena Oxton. Amélie decides to use Lena in order to feel more. It starts out as a little project of hers. As soon as she is bored, she will kill the girl, at least, that is what she plans to do. Though, nothing prepared her for being alive. Nothing at all.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Lena O./Tracer, Amélie L./Widowmaker]
A Night's Ride by PeaShootingHealer reviews
A fun summer story of two people falling in love after a tragedy and a long cab drive. WidowxTracer. Rated M for explicit content.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer
States of Mind by J. Peterson reviews
Blue was - for all that Piper tried not to think about it - someone that she could very, very easily fall very, very hard for. [F!SoSuxPiper, spoilers]
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - [Piper W., Sole Survivor] - Complete
La Veuva by APersonNamedEssex reviews
The Widowmaker. The most dangerous assassin the world has ever known. Shes never failed, and no one suspects it when she finally does at the terrorist organization known as Talon. But when they finally realize she did, all hell breaks loose and its up to a lithe brunette Brit to save her. (Im not good at summaries.. ) M for smut, language, violence and graphic descriptions
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] G. Reyes/Reaper, Winston
Azure love by Crystalbullet reviews
AU where Danny is forced to live inside the ghost zone after his accident. Starts out as a New family thing then turns to Ember x Danny. I don't know if it's any good so just read and review. Be as Honest as possible. Rated M for Paranoid reasons. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Danny F., Ember, Desiree
Cut Through Fire by slashALLthedisney reviews
Lydia is assigned to a powerful mage who is as cold as the ice she wields. As they seek to destroy the world-eater, will their simple master-servant relationship turn into something more? Rated M for lovely violence, beautiful language, and eventually M-rated femslashing :D
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,820 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Aranea Ienith
Burn the Ashes by He Fell For Fiction reviews
Erza always had feelings for someone on her team. Lucy was the same. Neither ever confessed and kept it bottled up for years. One January night they find themselves in the midst of the truth. Can they be able to go back to reality after finally getting what they have both longed for? (Warning: Hard yuri) (Erza x Lucy pairing)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,339 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Erza S., Lucy H.] Natsu D. - Complete
Forever in a Dream by Lex Noctis reviews
Stepping through the Portal meant the start of a new life, a new book. The book where the chapters will be written by Asami and Korra, together. A long life that will have its ups and downs, but one they started with open hearts. (Korrasami, post-Book 4)
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Asami S., Korra] - Complete
Quartz University by heavenlyfrantic reviews
In a time of peace the gems get to go to college in this slightly au homeworld! There is ooc and their still gems but I've given them the burden of needing sleep and food haha. Rated M for future chapters,Jaspidot and Pearlmethyst ensue!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,317 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Jasper, Peridot
The Blacksmith's Favor by Sy Itha reviews
Medieval AU. Korra, a knight-commander for her father's kingdom, struggles with her duties as a peacekeeper after a brutal civil war. After her father pressures her to take a more diplomatic role, Korra finds herself causing more fights than preventing them. Having no where else to turn, she seeks out help from her close friend Asami, the blacksmith's daughter. Korrasami.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,851 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Korra, Asami S.
A Dream of the Heart by Josy1986 reviews
Korrasami fanfiction, takes place 6 months after the Great Uniter was defeated. ((Although I am not sure if in my version Kuvira is the villan)) Korra and Asami growing to eachother. Rated M for the beginning but the sexual themed chapters get less and will be build up slowly as their relationship develops.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Korra, Asami S.
Don't Leave Me by Josy1986 reviews
Celebrating the 10k views I received from my other stories. I give to you all, adorable Korrasami loving smexyness. Please let me know if you like it :) Dont be shy to tell me your thoughts.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Korra, Asami S.
Brotherhood by Mina Glasse reviews
The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood understands killing, not compassion. But what happens when she discovers she is the Dovahkiin and meets the one woman capable of making her second-guess her actions? Now the Listener must face responsibilities she was never prepared for. F!Dragonborn x Lydia. Rated M for violence and dark/mature themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,034 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia] - Complete
The Diaries of the Dead by SpringBorn reviews
It was a normal day when they first came. At first we thought it was a group of sick humans but that's when the screams started. After that first attack, the nightmare started. My name is Icie Baker and this is my story how the dead walked the earth. This Fic is completely fan made. OCxOC
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - OC
Practical Applications of the Turing Test by sqbr reviews
A perfectly innocent and entirely human woman turns up at the house Chell has been living in since she escaped Aperture. Chell/GlaDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Chell, GLaDOS] - Complete
Love is the Drug by ChaseLehrman reviews
This basically follows the movie With a little switching of scenes to fit my own sick fantasies but with what i think of as cut scenes with Rocket and Baby Doll. M.F.A.R.
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Babydoll, Rocket
Unexpected by secretflame reviews
It's a quiet night, and Kim is alone at home when Shego unexpectedly shows up on her doorstep. Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own anything about the KP universe. I just own the story.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Kim P., Shego] - Complete
Attached by G3rain1 reviews
Samus and Zelda both feel alienated from the rest of the world, but for very different reasons. They find in each other a counter to their feelings of isolation, and so much more. Shoujo Ai, Yuri.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,886 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2007 - [Samus A., Zelda/Sheik]
A Different Love? by KhasKlwn reviews
Both Samus and Zelda end up in a foreign area, and they meet in bad circumstances. Can Samus win the heart of someone who isn't aware of the idea of a woman being with another woman? Zelda/Samus Yuri
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,072 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Zelda/Sheik, Samus A.
Street to School by Kute Orphan Kitty reviews
School is ready to begin and new changes have come to both Kagome and Sango. Kagome's hertige is soon to reveal itself as these two battle to stay sane in their school. Boys are trying to get at Sango still not beleiving she isn't free. M for sex,atrape
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,886 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kagome H., Sango
The Destiny of Zelda and Samus by Maria Angseth reviews
Marriages are destroyed, evils are reborn, and a war across dimensions is declared, but all that matters is that love conquers all...doesn't it? Samus Aran/Queen Zelda. Rated M for gratuitous lady-love, language, and a few scenes of graphic violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Samus A., Zelda/Sheik
i Want Her So Bad by FieryFrozenFishie reviews
SanxKag! if You don't Lurv Yuri please Don't Read! kThanx! What happens when new 20yr old Eng Teacher Kag comes to Shikon high where 17yr old loner punk Sango can't take her eyes off her? Rated M for Lemons and all that good stuffs!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sango, Kagome H.
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Memories of the Waste
I still remember what it was like before the war; before the bombs. Even then, it sucked but it was better than this. I never believed anything good could come out of this world, at least not until I met her.Female Lone Wanderer and OC, friendship pairing. Rated M for gore, explicit language and excessive and sometimes unnecessary violence.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Lone Wanderer
Wilted Fragile Gem reviews
Kumo Belchum had it all, a wife, a seat of power, and a great life. One day it all went to hell. These are the diaries of before and after all of his sorrow. Rated M for Language, blood, explicit violence, and because I wrote it.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012
Better left Unsaid reviews
The story of a boy who lost everything because of a mistake he didn't know he made. Rated M for lemon, blood, death, cursing, and possible abuse of the physical and mental kind to both genders.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012
Shattered Childhood Future Uncertain reviews
A boy from Ino's past returns to fulfill a promise he made. Ino has forgotten but he won't stop there. Rated M for later chapters and cursing and graphic violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Ino Y.
Every Rose has it's Thorns reviews
This story revolves around Marcus and Ai Rosefield.They are part of a group who hunt heartless for money. They will soon find their lives changed by a new job. Rated M for lemon in later chapters. Hiatus,Currently having writers block.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
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