DrWheezy
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Joined 06-02-08, id: 1593736, Profile Updated: 04-04-15
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!

I'm Dr Wheezy. I'm too old to be on here and within the realms of normal levels of sanity but please don't tell anyone!! I'm an extremely obsessive person and fanfic seems to be my new one; Remus/Sirius slash in particular. I see at as writing the bits JK forgot to tell us about. As a particularly good flair on facebook says "Remus/Sirius... Canon or a very gay series of coincidences".

Also I feel it important to note that Neville is my hero. I'm still mourning certain wea... characters; please don't mention their names if you don't want me to cry! I hate Snape vehemently and no amount of fangirls will sway me otherwise; no they won't! Erm... yeah.

Update

So I know I'm the worst fangirl ever, but the Revelations story has reached a way too depressing point and I'm just not ready to go there yet!

However, good news! Well kind of good. I was having a rummage in my writing folder and I found some old, old, old, old, old fics I wrote waaaaay back before I even knew of ff.net. They are even kinda fluffy I guess so I probably wrote them all pre-Pheonix too, before the angst hit me hard!

They may not be good, but it's a start. I'm trying really hard to get back into a writing place and these have helped inspire me so maybe new stuff soon!?

Enjoy.

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Almost by walked-into-the-sky reviews
Neville Longbottom thinks too much. "Come on, Longbottom," Carrow says in his ear, "Let's see a little of that pureblood pride, eh?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
Twas the Hottest Day of the Year Thus Far by The Mills Apocrypha reviews
An account of a single afternoon spent in the company of the Marauders. Remus has been deprived for over a week and is feeling the strain and the boys watch Corrie. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Workings of an Overactive Imagination by The Mills Apocrypha reviews
Sirius is doing a Mr. Darcy and Remus is having serious issues with reality and moisture. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 1,016 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Intangible by Lady Bracknell reviews
She’s not sure why they’ve kept it a secret, this. They’re friends, aren’t they? Would it really be such a scandal if people found out that after meetings, sometimes they came back here, listened to bad music, got a bit tipsy, and talked about James? SBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Must Be Animal Magnetism… Or Something by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Snape’s Valentines Day experience during PoA. With giggling fangirls, bashful Hufflepuffs and sickly cards... Is it any wonder the man hates Valentines? My version of a 100 word drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Severus S., Susan B. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Infamous Hug by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] A ficlet involving the infamous scene from PoA where Remus embraces Sirius like a brother. Except it's written from Remus's point of view...and not very brotherly at all. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lovers for Tonight by mysid reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are lovers, but not in love, are they? What do they see in each other? Two nights in their relationship. Slash with implied sex. MWPP at 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Go Back to Being Friends by mysid reviews
Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Morning reviews
Beautiful boys on a beautiful morning. A 'drabble'. Implied slash, implied Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Testing the Boundaries reviews
An alternate romantic -ish version of the story 'Staying Strong'. Neville and Ginny turn to each other for strength and support when Hogwarts with the Carrows gets too hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Staying Strong reviews
Neville and Ginny have become close friends, best friends in fact during his final year at Hogwarts. They turn to each other for support and strength when times are tough. *Not a romance!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Finding the Courage reviews
It takes Neville a moment to find the courage to take a final stand during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Neville L. - Complete
Bike Ride reviews
Sirius takes Remus for a ride on his bike... or is it the other way around! *eyebrow waggle*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Mooning over Sirius reviews
Drabble. Moony is mooning over Pads as he recounts his latest conquest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bookish reviews
Hermione closed the pages of her book tenderly and clutched the musty paper to her chest. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Padfoot Lays Low reviews
Padfoot has been told to 'lie low at Lupin's'. Original 'fluffier' version of Chapter 9 of my Revelations story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Revelations reviews
Angst ridden series of episodes from Remus' life with a few fluffy, shining lights of hope!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pumpkin Juice reviews
Ron tries to find his Gryffindor courage! Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome Distractions reviews
Remus is distracted from a hard essay writing session in the library!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Books and Chocolate reviews
Books and chocolate; what more could Hermione want!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hetty Boggin reviews
Hetty Boggin, a smart but plain Ravenclaw puts her potions skills to the test, much to Remus' distress
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Neville Longbottom: The Life and Times of a BAMF reviews
It's a hard life being such a BAMF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Neville L.
Study Break reviews
Remus and Sirius take a little break from studying!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete