Author has written 16 stories for Kingdom Hearts, South Park, Merlin, Naruto, and Supernatural.
I am the one they call Ninny .
Pairings- favourites in bold
het; vexenmariah marluxialarxene
slash; seiferhayner axelzexion axelhayner axeldemyx axelroxas zexiondemyx xemnassaix xigbarluxord vexenmarluxia sorariku
femslash; Larxenenaminé olettefuu
and axelroxasxion & sorarikukairi are my broships
Het; kaimary grayclarie vaughchelsea wizardmolly/angela chaseangela graypopuri
redgreen ashmisty (anime) SoulSilver (Gold&Silver) GoldSilver (Gold&Silver) MaySteven (Ruby&Sapphire) LucasBarry (Pearl&Diamond) ProtagN (Black&White) CherenAdler ProtagHugh (Black&Whitev2) ProtagColress ZeroNewton (movie)
slash: craigtweek stankyle damianpip butterskenny butterscartman tokenclyde clydekevin
Het: cartmanwendy clydebebe
slash: SasuNaru (Sasuke x Naruto) KakaIru (Kakashi x Iruka) GaaLee/LeeGaa (Gaara x Rock Lee)
femslash: SakuHina (Sakura x Hinata) SakuIno (Sakura x Ino)
Het: ShikaTem (Shikamaru x Temari) SaiSaku (Sai x Sakura) NejiTen (Neji x TenTen)
slash: (OTP) Destiel (Dean W x Castiel) Sabriel (Sam W x Gabriel) Bobby S x Crowley
Het: Sam W x Sarah (I wish she showed up again.) Sam W x Jessica M Bobby S x Ellen H Bobby S x SheriffwhosenameIforget
femslash: Ruby x Anna
slash: Spirk/Spork (SpockxKirk) BonesxScotty SuluxChekov SherlockxWatson Merthur (MerlinxArthur) TyKa (Tyson x Kai) LeonardxSheldon RajxHoward
"You're a taco." -Mark
"I was almost ran over by a house!" -Lisa
'A hoe?' -Me
"I mean Hydro!" -Lisa
"Lol I'm bored." -Jesse
'I'm trying to eat my calculator.' -Me
"Hey, are you the type who builds sandcastles and gets them kicked down, or kicks them down?" -Chance
'Uhh.. I dunno...' -Me
"Huh. -turns to his brother- You seem the type to kick sandcastles down." -Chance
'Well, yeah! It looked better then mine!' -Ses
"I don't like the smell of unwashed people. They smell like A&W." -Ses
"Hey white chocolate. ;D" -Steven
'-not impressed- One, I'm a man.
Two, we're brothers.
Three, that has got to be CORNIEST line, ever.' -Corey
"What would you do if you were a caterpillar?" -Brittany
'... I would eat a lot of leaves. :)' -Me
"Dude, do you remember why Ash had a whole herd of Taorus's?" (spellfail) -Me
'Cause he had to catch 'em all.' -Brother
"I'm sober." -Me
'Good joke.' -Brittany
"I'm sober! Shut the fuck up!" [proceeds to eat shit] -Me
"I can't taste it. My numb is always face." -Brittany
'... [wtf face]' -Me
"Wait. I.. I mean.. My face is always numb!" -Britt
"... LOL." -Me
We were talking about how we react when we're drunk
[in the middle of eating cereal from a container, Brittany dumps them in my bed.]
"What the- Thanks dude! I love have cereal in my bed! Why'd you do that?" -Me
'I was gonna eat them so they weren't so noisy..' -Britt
[My Mum is simply laughing at us from below]
"I'd go gay for him! But.. I'm a girl. And he's man. So.. I'd just go for him!" -Britt
'... You make no sense, you know that?' -Me
"I want a mandolin." -Me
'I want a Scottish boy.' -Britt
"I want a Scottish boy WITH a mandolin!" -Me
'Touche, my friend, touche.' -Britt
[Mom's phone rings, I answer it]
"Hello?" - Me
"Hey, is your Mom there?" - My Aunty Shauni
"Nope! She went to Alaska." -Me
"Oh. Who are you with then?" -Shauni
"Some random person picked me up off the side of the road. :D" -Me
"Really? Where are you going?" -Shauni
"... Would you like me to come save you?" -Shauni
"Okay. Be there soon." -Shauni
"oh, I don't have his number." -Me
"really? I can give it to you, here. -shows number-" -Alexis
"nah, its okay, I'd rather not have his number, then text him when he doesn't know who it is and be like 'LOL Hi, I'm SuperCreeperUnicorn5.'" -Me
[while watching a Skating Carnival on Wizard of Oz]
"...is that, like, Iron Man?"
"...Thats the TIN Man."
"..is that ALICE?"
"...Is that a donkey?!"
[2 seconds later]
"Is that a cow?"
"Kelsey, we've been over this!!"
"Killing under the cloak of war is no different then murder." -Einstein
“You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.” -C.S. Lewis
"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend." -asaslfdm. IDK D:
"Death has a way of making honest men out of us all."
"We must end war or war will end us."
Calvin and Hobbes -v
"Three teachers and the principal couldn't restore order." -Calvin
"I've decided I'm not going to be famous anymore" -Calvin
"Nah, any idiot can be famous. I'm more the legendary type." -Calvin
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -Calvin
"Thats the problem with people, they're only human." -Hobbes
'Yeah, well, you're lucky you don't have to be.' -Calvin
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." -Jack Sparrow
"For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was." -Barbossa
"This is madness." -Elizabeth
'This is politics.' -Jack Sparrow
"Dying is the day worth living for." -Barbossa
"No cause is lost if but one fool is left to fight for it." -Will Turner
"We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
"He's talking to a turtle. And it's... talking back. Now he's apologizing... to a turtle." -Naruto
"Now run! Run into the setting sun and suffer. Butdon'tmessupyourhair." -Gai
Bastardly Parents and Stupid Sleeping Habits:
Does anyone even follow this?
for srs, brah.
alskdfjfgdks. either way, update is lost in the land of half-written..ness.
hopefully, it will find its way soon.
let us pray.
(or whatever you want to call them)
Currently Untitled - South Park (AU) - Style
All Stan wanted to do was bring pudding back into the cafeteria. He didn't want to start a 'Resistance', break the owners up, mentally scar Tweek or meet the man of his dreams.
- in which Stan (CartmanCraigTweekButtersBebeGregory&ZeMole) are stuck at Sunny Side and Kyle is simply a high school student looking for credits.
Currently Untitled - Naruto (slightAU) - SasuNaru
"In a forest. Then we got kidnapped and brought to this weird tribe where the Prince fucking KISSED MY HAND. Then made me fight his uncle so I could marry him. Thats when we ran."
"... No more ramen before bed, Naruto."
- in which Team 7 is sent on a B ranked mission ; and what's a B ranked mission without a princess, some scary rouge ninja, cross-dressing thieves, some creepy tribes people and a few love confessions?
Tattoo'd (In search of better title) - Naruto (AU) - SasuNaru
Naruto woke the morning after drinking with three things: A splitting headache, a jacket thats not his own, and the name Sasuke inked across his wrist.
There's just one question on Naruto's mind- who the fuck is Sasuke?
- in which Naruto shares an apartment with five other people while Sasuke rules the business world with Itachi and Neji. Its time for their two worlds to crash together. Drinks, anyone?
Stories I may, or may not write. :D
(if you like any of these ideas, use 'em. but give credit where it is due please.)
RIN1: Lost City: A favorite story of many people around Twilight Town was the story of the Lost City. A city infected with horrible creatures that would never hesitate to kill you, and humans, condemmed to the city for commiting one the deadly sins. But these are only stories, fairy tales, right? Poor Seifer realizes, on a dare, that they may all be wrong about that. (Seiner) (LONG oneshot)
RIN2: My life was simple, and clean. Perhaps a bit boring, but everything has their neat little spot, and my day was always planned. Then HE came along.. (AkuZeku - SasuNaru)(oneshot)