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Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Cartoon X-overs, Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, A Little Princess, Psych, Annie, NCIS, Princess Bride, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Glee, Tangled, Despicable Me, Monty Python, Gallagher Girls, and Switched at Birth.

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"It is always an immeasurable relief when the bell tolls and the doors open unto freedom from the prison-like confines of the claustrophobic classrooms."
- Me, Myself and I


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The Writer’s Oath

I promise solemnly:

1. to write as often and as much as I can,

2. to respect my writing self, and

3. to nurture the writing of others.

I accept these responsibilities and shall honor them always.

Princess Academy, Goose Girl, Enna Burning, River Secrets, and Forest Born, Austenland, The Actor and the Housewife...all written by Shannon Hale!! I LOVE HER! These are also some of the best books ever written...considering I own all of them except the last two. I guess you could say I L-O-V-E, LOVE 'EM!!

Speaking of Shannon Hale, another good author that is similar and reminds me of her is, Jessica Day George. She has written 5 books as far as I know and I have finished reading three of them. The three of which are part of a series, which would be Dragon Slippers, and Dragon Flight, and Dragon Spear. Then there is Sun and Moon, Ice and Snow, and Princess of the Midnight Ball which was my favorite out of all of them.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIES! THREE CHEERS FOR STEPHENIE MEYER!!


Name: Callie, Kira, Anne, or Kiwi. None of these are my real name. Anne is my middle name but my middle name is spelled Ann. No "e" So yeah, any one of those is fine.

Eyes: They switch from blue to a blue-green to a green.

Hair: Sandy Blonde

Live: I live in my own little world, which changes everytime I read or write a book.

Fav food: Spaghetti, or really anything pasta, other then Lasagna.

Fav Colour: Purple

Currently Reading: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë. And then I think I'll read it again and again and again...until I have it basically memorised.

Right Now: Strange winter weather for where I live. It's usually freezing cold. Anyone else having freak weather conditions?

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever run into a door of some sort, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed a door that said 'pull' or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...if you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't and you like bagels...copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask you what is wrong and when you don't reply will walk away and ask again later.

BEST FRIENDS: Will ask you what's wrong, and watch you punch a balloon in silence for nearly two hours, and won't leave.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


MY FAVORITE QUOTES!!

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."

"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!

Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...

Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."

"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."

"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."

"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.

To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."

"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."

"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."

"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."

"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."

"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"

"The truth hurts, so we lie..."

"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."

"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."

"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."

"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."

"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."

"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."

"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."

"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."

"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."

"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."

"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."

"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."

"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"

"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"

"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."

"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."

"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."

"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."

"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."

"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."

"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"

"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."

"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."

"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."

"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."

"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."

"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."

"Tears are the words hearts can't say."

"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."

"I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time."

"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."

"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."

"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."


"Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world, like ships onto the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message, 'You are not alone.'"
Narrator
Matilda
(The Movie)

"The things I hate about you: your vain, your games, your insecure, you love me, you like her, you make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy. Your friends their jerks, when you act like them, just know it hurts. I wanna be with the one I know. And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do, you make me love you."
- Miley Cyrus
7 Things

"I love school, too bad classes get in the way."
- Zack Morris
Saved by the Bell

"The movie of my life must be really low-budget."
- Harry Dresden

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
- Jules de Gaultier

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."
- Boromir
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"Crying in the rain is best when you don't want anyone to know you're crying...that is until you find out your mascara is running and you're under an umbrella..."
- Mizu-no-Hime
www.gaiaonline.com

"It's just music. It's not your life, it's not a movement, it's not a lifestyle. The way you live is a lifestyle- not the clothes you wear, the way you look, or the bands you listen to. No matter how much you wanna argue, your hairstyle, the clothes you wear, and the bands you've liked, have changed in the past 7 years. All of that is just part of life. Have a good time. Quit trying to belong. Don't worry about people accepting you, cuz you have to accept yourself first. In reality that's really all we are all trying for- to be content."
- Tony Lovato

"I don't want a broken heart cuz I'll lose the pieces."
- Weezy

"It's hard to tell who has your back from who has it just long enough to stab you in it."
- Nicole Richie

"Imperfection is beauty, Maddness is genius, And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

'Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breath. And enjoy the ride.
- Solbeam

"Always the innocent are the first victims, so it has been for in the past, so it is now."
- Ronan (Sorcerers Stone, pg. 253)

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
- Dumbledore (Sorcerers Stone, pg. 297)

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"You know what's wrong with you, Miss whoever-you-are? You've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, lifes a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness.' You call yourself a free spirit a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself."
- George Peppard
A.K.A Paul Varjak
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"It should take you four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Holly Golightly
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining to long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?"
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Holly Golightly
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Regina Lambert
Charades

"Excuse me gentlemen, I must get me to a typewriter and hammer out the story of an atheist who believes in God."
- E.K. Hornbeck
Inherit the Wind

DRUMMOND (Calling) "Say-you forgot-"

(But RACHEL and CATES are out of earshot. He weighs the volume in his hand; this one book has been the center of a whirlwind. Then DRUMMOND notices the Bible, on the JUDGES bench. He picks up the Bible in his other hand; he looks from one volume to the other, balancing them thoughtfully, as if his hands were scales. He half-smiles, half-shrugs. Then DRUMMOND slaps the two books together and jams them in his brief case, side by side. Slowly, he climbs to the street level and crosses the empty square.)

The curtain falls.

- Drummond
Inherit the Wind

"It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do."
- Alan Alda
A.K.A Hawkeye P.
MASH

"There are no innocent bystanders in hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
- Alan Alda
A.K.A Hawkeye P.
MASH

"I'm not deprived; I'm delinquent. There's a difference you know."
- Jodi Foster
A.K.A Casey Brown
Candleshoe

"It is not weakness to hate to see a cruel deed...it is not bravery to make oneself hard and to close one's eyes to suffering. It is braver far to hate the sight of another's pain."
- Molly (Mary) Jemison
A.K.A Corn Tassel
Indian Captive: The Story of Mary Jemison - By Lois Lenski

"What you get is what you get. What you do with what you get, though...that's more the point."
- Doon's Father
The City of Ember

"Pay close attention to everything, notice what no one else notices. Then you'll know what no one else knows."
- Doon's Father
The City of Ember

"Everyone has some darkness inside. It's like a hungry creature. It wants and wants and wants with a terrible power. And the more you give it, the bigger and hungrier it gets."
- Clary
The City of Ember

"A man would've thrown the books out at the 1st big hill, unless he was trying to please a stubborn woman."
- Missie's Dad
Love Comes Softly

"Nothing' is a waste of time if it adds to the person you are."
- Missie's Dad
Love Comes Softly

"Once you can read you can have every adventure you ever dreamed of. In the pages of a book you are a princess in a tower, or the best shot in the west. In those pages there are no limits to where you can go, who you can be. No one will ever tell you your to young to slay the dragon, 'cause it all happens right here, where it's safe."
- Marty
Love Comes Softly

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
- Henry David Thoreau

"We have the power of words, we can do anything."
- Steve
Blues Clues

"He knew that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. He knew that sometimes sacrifices have to be made by the individual to protect the group."
- Jonah
The Big Empty: Paradise City - By J.B. Stephens

"Two's company, Three's a team."
- Novo Mundum
The Big Empty: Paradise City - By J.B. Stephens

"You've got to grind, grind, grind, at that grindstone...though childhood slips like sand through a sieve, and all too soon, they've grown and flown..."
- Bert
A.K.A Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins

"Just help the people closest to you. You don't have to save the whole world."
- Keely
The Big Empty: Desolation Angels - By J.B. Stephens

"When you need me, but do not want me then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me then I must go."
- Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee

"Here's the thing about the future, every time you look at it, it changes. Because you looked at it, and it changes everything else."
- Bill Gates
Next

"But Where's the Rum gone!?!"
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Black Pearl

(or something like that right?)

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
- Gladriel
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"-Friends are like Pokemon: They take some walking to find, skill and work to catch, you can switch them around but never replace them, time to train, it's up to you to give them a potion when they're down, and they're always there."
- poke-puzzlemaster
http://poke-puzzlemaster.deviantart.com/

That should be enough quotes for now :)


PONDEROUS QUESTIONS!?

What is the speed of dark?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get the words, 'Woman Hitler?'

If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 7,942 - Follows: 7,508 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Insidious Love Seat by AMessofPickles reviews
There was a red velvet love seat located in the Burrow that told the future for any couple that sat on it. If the couple was suited for each other, the love seat started to shrink so that the pair was nearly sitting on top of each other—until they kissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
A Knight's Gift to His Lady by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
In the dark days following the loss of her son, Clarisse is given hope for Genovia's future. Slight Clarisse/Joe, mention of character death. One/shot. Complete.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clarisse R., Joe
May I Take Your Order? by AMessofPickles reviews
Rose stumbles into a tavern that Scorpius happens to be working in as a waiter. She's lost, and all she wants to do is go back to her family. Can she trust Scorpius to take her home safely? And why does she keep coming back to him? A next generation fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Six Hundred SeventyTwo by highflyer101 reviews
"647. That's how many times he's asked her out. He really should have stopped by now. He knows it, too. Sirius has told him, Remus has told him, everyone has. But it's a little more complicated than just moving on, because somehow, her biting insults in response to his invitations have become a part of him, and he doesn't think he'd still be Potter if they just stopped." JxL fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If you Jump I will Jump too by gleekyk reviews
When Robin heard the news that Barney's getting married, she finds herself standing on the edge of the roof, and Barney finds himself willing to do anything to get her down.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Robin S., Barney S.
Audacious Passion by AMessofPickles reviews
Just like his namesake, James Sirius Potter is determined to win Arianna's heart. Detentions will be served, dares will be told, and pranks will be played. But will James and Arianna ever stop arguing? Will they ever fall in love? A next generation fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,075 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - OC, James S. P.
The Tributes of District 11 by Dawn Bently reviews
To him, her eyes shone so brightly that the shiny Capitol skyline in the window behind her seemed a little duller in comparison. All the windows and lights in the world couldn't hold a candle to that girl, he was sure.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Of French Maids and Fat Kings by highflyer101 reviews
Jess is going to a Halloween party. Spencer's going to be there. And Nick is... jealous? Nick/Jess. Better than it sounds. Read and review! Nick might be a little OOC. T for some innuendo.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Debutante by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Night Before Life Goes On by Phantom of a Rose reviews
It's the night they had been dreading all summer. It's their last night together. Kurt and Blaine revisit the life that they've always known, and wait for it to go on. One-shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Walk Home by tjbarber09 reviews
Gilbert Blythe has returned to Avonlea school and meets the sweetest girl he's ever met. Because of his father's instruction to treat ladies with respect, he resists the temptation to call her "Carrots". A beautiful friendship bloomed because of it.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
I Can Barely Say by foamskyandsea reviews
There are certain times for which words could never be enough.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Unplanned Meetings, and Holidays by AMessofPickles reviews
What will happen when Scorpius Malfoy sees Rose Weasley snogging another guy in the hallway? Will he finally come to terms with his feelings? Will the pair ever stop arguing? Find out in this new story of Rose and Scorpius! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Bid Memories Return by Kookykrumbs reviews
David Nolan remembers his fairytale life, but no one else in Storybrook does. He goes to win back Mary Margaret who he now knows is his beloved Snow. But what happened at the toll bridge will make winning back his wife the challenge of his life. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,008 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Prince Charming/David N. - Complete
Cowboy Casanova by celeryy reviews
Because Carrie Underwood's hit single "Cowboy Casanova" is secretly about Barney Stinson... Oneshot
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Barney S. - Complete
Howl by eggsaladstain reviews
The wolf knows.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
This is the Song That Never Ends by smellslikecorruption reviews
Robin get's an interesting call from Ted's daughter. "You have to help us!"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Daughter, Robin S. - Complete
Soundtrack of Our Failures by gnbrules reviews
They can pretend they're okay, sure, but it doesn't stop the fact that every damn song reminds them of each other. Barney/Robin. Two-shot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Lessons of the Heart by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Edward is a self-center semi-playboy who needs a huge wake-up call about life, which he gets right away when his sister drags him w/ her on one of her charity rounds through hospitals where he meets Bella Swan, who just may be dying. Read & Review plez
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fragments of the Day by SomewhereBeyondReality reviews
Snapshots following Todd's life from just after Keating's departure to his own death. Grief, love and lots of Seizing the Day! Drabble form, canon, non-slash and with appearances from the other Dead Poets.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Todd A. - Complete
With This Ring by eggsaladstain reviews
Mary Margaret has had the ring for as long as she can remember.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by tgrfan23 reviews
When baby Emma arrives early, James must pack a lifetime of fatherhood into a few short minutes as he races to save his little girl. Spoilers for 1x01, Pilot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Prince Charming/David N., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
The Visit by scout28 reviews
"David Nolan" pays Mary Margaret a visit.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Prince Charming/David N.
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Gentleman's Guide to Suits, Ties, and Collars by VampirePam reviews
When Harvey visits his friend Peter at work, he decides he wants a Neal, and hires and begins dating Mike. But when Mike decides Peter and Neal should be as happy as they are, Harvey finds himself playing matchmaker at an insane crossover dinner party.
Crossover - White Collar & Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,067 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Peter B., Harvey S. - Complete
The One She Loved Most by eggsaladstain reviews
She held him in her hands and forgot for a moment that it was those hands that drove a knife into his heart.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
The Price of a Badge by eggsaladstain reviews
He wishes she wouldn't make him feel so dirty about it. Episode 4.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - The Huntsman/Sherif Graham - Complete
That's Not Fair by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Blaine was laying flat on his back with Kurt straddling his middle, their hips grinding together sporadically producing some glorious friction. Blaine moaned into Kurt's mouth and realized right then that he wanted more.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Runaway by lilybirds reviews
- "You look like you're about to swallow three bottles of sleeping pills, Hobbit." He hasn't spoken with Santana ever since she got banned from Glee Club. But here she is now, ponytail gleaming and in Cheerio uniform, her arms crossed over her chest.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete
Words by Nothingatall11 reviews
Its never wise to enter a bet with Harvey. Harvey/Mike. Warnings for tie - abuse. Oneshot.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Thank You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Blaine hurt everywhere. His ribs were bruised and pain shot through him when he moved too quickly...Most of all, Blaine's heart hurt.' Blaine's Sadie Hawkins drabble. Slight Blam and mention of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Sam E.
Drumming Song by WhiteRoseRed reviews
There's a drumming sound inside my head that starts when you're around. Never before had Kurt experienced something quite as powerful as the Drumming Song, and all that it took was a curly-haired boy to press play in his mind and change him forever.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Splitends: A Collection of Short Stories by Astro Latte reviews
Life outside the tower was not simple. The castle was filled with stories, some tying lose ends and others starting new strands.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
That's No Concern When We're Wounded Together by happyinchintz72 reviews
One-shot SPOILERS - Blaine's First Week at McKinley doesn't go as expected. Blaine POV.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Love You More Than Pineapples and Kit Kats by TheLaikynVictoria reviews
Juliet, however, just sat there, in the chair in the front row, holding the flag in her lap and thinking, 'this is happening. He's really gone.' NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Puppy Eyes by WhiteRoseRed reviews
Kurt isn't that fond of animals, Blaine however not only adores animals but resembles some as well, namely puppies. So when the two find a stray puppy, Blaine is left pleading and Kurt is left trying not to be swayed by Blaine's puppy eyes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love, Don't Wait till the Finish Line by singyourmelody reviews
Daphne and Emmett and college. "Inevitable," she says and he nods. Sometimes, well sometimes things change. One-shot.
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Daphne V., Emmett B. - Complete
We Can Dance Until We Die by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Good Boy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The 'Humdel' family gets a puppy. Kurt notices some similarities between the new puppy and his boyfriend... KLAINE, Fluffy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Almost Kisses by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine couldn't find a moment alone. Every time their lips were about to touch, someone decided that was the moment they needed their presence known. Kurt wasn't going to stand for it anymore. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Skin and Bones by bowtiewearingowl reviews
They grew up and grew apart, their relationship too young to really grow with them. Now, so many years later, they find themselves face to face again older and more mature and ready to give it another go. Or maybe not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,371 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rapunzel Goes Home by bStormhands reviews
Where Rapunzel proves she is the Lost Princess. The King saves Eugene and the PubThugs. Max's role in saving the day. Rapunzel learns her true name. They deal with their feelings about Gothel. And live happily ever after. Go read the extended edition instead.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,845 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Proud by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt would be proud if Blaine were his son.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Friends Are For by lilybirds reviews
Blaine doubts Kurt's friends at first. - He's only seventeen, but he knows how the world works.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Safety Nets by perfectpro reviews
Even after all of this time, they both have shields up. He's decided to finally drop his.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
A Different Kind by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Post OST. A companion piece to A Tale of a Mermaid. Philip and Syrena discover that not all pirates are like the ones they have encountered. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
A Tale of a Mermaid by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Far from the Fountain of Youth, a young minister's wife is the subject of rumors. Could they be true? Spoilers for OST. One-shot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
History Repeats by chalantness reviews
"Ally, what did Daddy and I say about picking pockets of other kids?" "No picking pockets without supervision." —future fluff
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kat B., Hale - Complete
Walk or Die by Lady of Llyr reviews
"Walk or die." Blackbeard had said. Philip had to protect her from this monster.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Watch this Poor Soul Suffer by nikitalm reviews
When Blackbeard finds that Syrena "fancies" Philip, he does not pretend to kill Philip. Instead he has Philip tortured in front of Syrena
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
A Present for Kitty Kat by AMessofPickles reviews
Kat B. gets a surprising present from Hale. One-shot. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HEIST SOCIETY'S CHARACTERS just the plot.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Smiles by Sophia Lawliet reviews
Her smile is all that matters to him. His smile is all that matters to her. And together, they might just make it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Summer Bike Ride by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having a wonderful summer together, until Blaine suggests a bike ride. Just one thing: Kurt can't ride a bike...very fluffy. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When a Kat tried to steal a Monet by AMessofPickles reviews
What happened the night Kat tried to steal a Monet? What started their long friendship? One-shot. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HEIST SOCIETY OR THE CHARACTERS.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2011 - W.W. Hale, Kat B. - Complete
Why This, Why That? by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
The most commonly asked question in life is probably, "Why? Why this, why that?" Gabrielle and Hale are quickly discovering how true this fact is on a plane as they awkwardly discuss love. But sometimes, it's better not to ask certain things. Kat/Hale
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
You Are Different by JonesyB reviews
Her fairytale features grip my soul, voice like a bell's distant toll; soft and foreign, faint yet strong… how sweet her siren singing song. Poem, Phil/Syrena, Philip's POV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Swing by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt is a waiter and sometimes performer at a 1940's club. Tonight, a new performer entertains the nightly patrons: A super keen Blaine Anderson. A Klaine 1940's AU, based on some fanart from the Kurt Blaine Community on Livejournal! One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lilac by Gogo Starship reviews
As Jesse's final days in Ohio for spring break draw to a close, Rachel feels insecure due to Jesse's constant absence. He manages to prove to her he will never leave her behind. Part five of the Bouquet series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
On The Edge by Gogo Starship reviews
Jesse, true to his word, opens his dance studio for show choirs. As he works closely with Rachel, how long will it take for things to turn away from merely 'professional?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Unhappy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'You look a little unhappy, 'bout the way the world is turning.' Kurt shows up at Puck's door at midnight. Based on Unhappy by Thriving Ivory. Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Are The New Day by happyinchintz72 reviews
On-shot - My little filler for the scene AFTER Blaine leaves McKinley post-SOWK.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Wedding Bells by Coiffed-and-Curly reviews
Kurt and Blaine watch the Royal Wedding. Commence fluffiness.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Smell of Safety by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'The broken dresser in their room still smells like her perfume...sometimes I'll sneak in there and open all the drawers and lie in on the floor and close my eyes and just smell her.' Kurt's new house doesn't smell like his mother anymore. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kings and Witches by Dawn Bently reviews
She hadn't a clue what knowing how to string a bow could do for anybody in the course of their life or career, but Peter knew how to do it. And sword fight. Not with those silly fencing swords Muggle so enjoyed, but real swords from a more romantic time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ginny W., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Right Here With You by DancerGirl136 reviews
You almost lost her today. Set after Jim rescues Melinda from the tunnels in 3x05.
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Melinda, Jim/Sam - Complete
Devil Wears Glee by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Miranda Priestly is the mother of Blaine Anderson and Andy Andrea Sachs is the Aunt of one Kurt Hummel. Of course, Kurt and Blaine don't know about these connections: they're about to, though. Klaine
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 208 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H.
Happy Ever Aftering by Ember Nickel reviews
Response to two challenges; fragments of 100, 90, 80, etc. words about the first Narnian winter after the long one...and the unusual visitor who enlivened it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Ginny W., Peter Pevensie] - Complete
Time to Play by happyinchintz72 reviews
Blaine has never been to a sleepover... Kurt decides to right that wrong. One - shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Diary Underneath the Tree by ChrissyGleek reviews
"Finn, please tell me your not doing what I think your doing..." "What?" "You couldnt have found FanFiction without going through my favorites." Kurt and Finn find Glee fanfiction, need I say more? Heroes references, title from Diary by Bread.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
My Kurt and Blaine Collection by happyinchintz72 reviews
A Collection of One-Shots based on random prompts. Each story will always be around 1-3,000. I hope you enjoy them : :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If I Had You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt sings Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" in Glee club. Klaine. Some hints to Original Song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cagebird and Mr Hummel by bowtiewearingowl reviews
When arriving home for a break Kurt Hummel runs into a man who asks him to deliver a package. Against Kurt's better judgment he takes it & in return gets swept up in a whirlwind of espionage alongside a suave agent who just might be interested in him. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Labels by lilybirds reviews
It doesn't matter how many times they'll try and take her down, she will always get up and be a million times stronger.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Santana L. - Complete
The Free Pass by SpyKid18 reviews
Rachel goes to a party with her UCLA tour guide to get a full college experience. Things get complicated when her tour guide shirks her duties and a familiar face appears. ST BERRY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
It's All Fiction by happyinchintz72 reviews
Follow on from 2x15 and their 'non-conversation'. Kurt is frightened and doesn't ever see how that will change... ONE-SHOT. Angsty fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Engines by lilybirds reviews
But Blaine crosses the invisible line anyway, walks in and goes to look for Burt Hummel because it's the least thing he can do. episode tag - 2x15
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Nostalgia by southern-punk reviews
Rachel still thinks of him from time to time. St. Berry ship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Thunder Worship by sleepinnude reviews
Blaine has never liked thunder... Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by lilybirds reviews
It takes awhile for Kurt to realize that Dalton isn't all that amazing and that Blaine really isn't as perfect as he makes out to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hibiscus by Gogo Starship reviews
Rachel feels insecure about her looks, and Jesse reminds her that she's beautiful. Part three of the Bouquet series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
When Kurt Met Blaine by TabB reviews
Oneshot future Klaine fic - they never actually got together in high school but remained friends. WHMS reference if you hadn't guessed that from the title. Wow, I am crap at writing summaries. Rated T because it's rated T?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss and Make Up by Phantom of a Rose reviews
What I think would be essential to "BIOTA" episode - a scene where Kurt and Blaine made up after their fight at the end. Slight Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Stardust585 reviews
When Kurt transferred to Dalton, it was supposed to be rainbows and ice cream from now on. Safe school, nice kids and Blaine…but nothing's ever what it seems, and Kurt finds himself fighting a new battle but this time it's not only for himself. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Gladiolus by Gogo Starship reviews
Rachel is caught in a tough decision, and Jesse helps remind her to remain true to herself. Part two of the Bouquet series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Tulips by Gogo Starship reviews
Rachel Berry has a new favorite flower. Spoilers for Comeback.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
So Close by happyinchintz72 reviews
"A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms" - A short collection of one-shots that I like to call cuddlefics occuring in very different circumstances. Kurt & Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Be Careful Of What You Say by KhCcGlee reviews
Be careful of what you say, they could be your last words. Blaine learns this the hard way after a bad accident.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Dangerous Light by ThePaperBagPrincess reviews
Back from Narnia for the second time, Susan knows that this time she will never return. In wartime Britain, she clings to the memory of Narnia and her belief in magic, until a chance encouner changes her fate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Miracle Or Magic? by RoseScor90 reviews
Scorpius had never been one for fantasy, humbug he called it. But what will happen when his own life is thrown into a paranormal world? Who does he meet there that changes his life? Will he get a happily ever after? Or was he doomed for misery?So R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Scorpius M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
This Love That You Leave by smiley1014 reviews
Kurt scores a volunteering job at a hospital and one of his patients has the world's best big brother, but who is he exactly and what will Kurt do when he finds out? Slight slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Awkward Moment by colferist reviews
Post SLS. Kurt makes an observation. Blaine gets confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Not What It Looks Like by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
*SPOILER FOR SILLY LOVE SONGS* Why on Earth does Blaine sing to a guy other than Kurt? Not for the reason Kurt thinks.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We're Smiling But We're Close To Tears by Kiyo Kage reviews
Takes place after Duets. Sam sees Kurt's car covered in whipped cream, and can't walk away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Pick Up the Phone by the darkness revealed reviews
This is the story of how Kurt went from a scared, insecure boy to a pillow-fighting, marshmallow-eating ninja, told entirely in phone calls. Kurt/Blaine, spoilers!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Friday Night by dapperyklutz reviews
Bored out of their minds on a rainy Friday night, The Warblers sulked in the common room. But then, Kurt has an idea that involves Blaine and Katy Perry. And it turns out they haven't really missed out on the fun they were supposed to have that night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Cages and Murder Attempts by lilybirds reviews
The first thing Kurt did was scream, because - that was usually his way of dealing with terrifying things like this. Just keep screaming until a personal slave comes along and takes care of it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Sarahrose660 reviews
After discovering a secret cupboard in Blaine's room, Kurt learns something about him that he never expected to...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hurt Him and You'll Be A Soft Toy by snorkellingfish reviews
When Brittany hears that her favourite ex-boyfriend is in a new relationship, she takes it upon herself to make sure that his new boyfriend doesn't hurt him or else. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Text Messages by snorkellingfish reviews
Kurt hates auto-correct on his iPhone sometimes. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Christmas Invasion by RachelRiot90 reviews
It's two days before Christmas, seven years in the future, and the Hudson-Hummels are about to descend on Kurt and Blaine's New York apartment for the holidays. But first Blaine has a little proposal to make...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out by Nini Black reviews
Kurt just walked into a door. Really. Why won't anyone believe him? Kurt/Blaine, ensemble
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Couple? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Initiation by Aelora reviews
Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Courage by musicalsarelife reviews
A text conversation between Kurt and Blaine. A little longer than a drabble. Kind of silly, hopefully fun and cute. Reviews are much appreciated.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Being Loved by hpswst101 reviews
"They all had one mother and one father... but he was the only student with two dads. Now this fact had never bothered Darren before, he knew his two dads loved each other and loved him and his brother very much. But why couldn't the others see that?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Nightmare by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel has a nightmare a week or two after arriving at the castle and becoming princess. Eugene's there to comfort her. *Now a two-shot*
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Ugly Word: I'm a Mess, I Guess by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt doesn't really know Blaine Anderson. Tonight's the night that Blaine reveals everything to Kurt. Based on Fanart by Muchacaha10 Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dance With Me by Nruoft reviews
He kissed him softly on the cheek before whispering in his ear,"Now, which one of us is supposed to lead?"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love to the Tune of Disney by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Disney Themed Glee fic - The Warblers and New Directions team up to sing a bunch of Disney songs for a Children Hospital Benefit. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
I wanted to see you by no-tracing-herman reviews
Blaine finds himself distraught. There's only one person he wants to visit, one person he needs to feel better. This endearing spy from McKinley high. Rated T for boy/boy kissing. Klaine ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My New Dream by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Eugene's point of view as he's dying in Rapunzel's tower. Sad at first, but gets happier because we all know how it ends! Rated T for slight gore. *Now includes Rapunzel's point of view*
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Sting of Betrayal by Lady Greenbrier reviews
He had pushed away the satchel when she had offered it to him. He'd acted like it didn't matter. So why was he sailing away now with the crown and leaving her behind?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
Not Alone by Sweet Emii reviews
Kurt forgets about Black Friday Gaga forbid . Thank goodness for his wonderful boyfriend. Klaine *heart*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I See the Light by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Flynn Rider never thought he'd go back to being Eugene Fitzherbert. But, then again, Flynn Rider hadn't anticipated Rapunzel. One-shot, fluffy.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Conceding Defeat by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Flynn/Eugene's point of view from the scene in the movie where he goes to meet the Stabbington Brothers on the shore of the lake. What the movie doesn't show, and when he finally concedes defeat and gives up on fighting the guards.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Flynn R., Stabbington Brothers - Complete
Even Kings and Queens Argue by Lady Greenbrier reviews
The King and Queen's view when Rapunzel and the man they know as Flynn Rider show up at their castle and the argument that ensues about what to do with "Flynn."
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - The King, The Queen - Complete
Frying Pan, Meet Flynn Rider by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Flynn's thoughts as he meets Rapunzel and her trusty frying pan for the first time. Ouch.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Here Comes the Smolder by Lady Greenbrier reviews
A story of how the famous smolder we all know and love came to be.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
Late Night Snack by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a familiar face and lots of butter.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
And Suddenly, Murder! by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Shawn and Gus are visiting Gus' Uncle James Guster-Berry in Lima, Ohio, when suddenly McKinley High is faced with a murder. The kids of Glee club are some of the prime suspects... Psych/Glee Crossover slight Klaine
Crossover - Psych & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Happily Ever After by Lady Greenbrier reviews
A missing scene from just before Rapunzel meets her real parents on the balcony and a short continuation of the ending of the movie. A very short one-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The One by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt hates it at Dalton. It's his cage. Could it just be Blaine's as well? Klaine. Backstreet Boys songs for the win!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Good Thing To Know by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt is feeling homesick and, strangely, misses being a Cheerio a McKinley. He soon finds that Dalton might be able to help in this area... Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Only Safe Place by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fall Into My Arms by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine loves to play in the leaves. He drags Kurt down with him - literally. Fluff. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Voldemort's Not Real by OsakaBlues reviews
"You hit Voldemort? Ahh Finn, he's not real.. you know that, right?"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by the darkness revealed reviews
Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How I Met My Actor by ButlerXArtemis reviews
The story of how the characters of Glee met the actors who played them. Mainly involves Chris Colfer. If anyone has a better idea for a title, please let me know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H.
First Slushie by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine gets a big surprise the title says it all . Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
True Love Dillemma by GlitterAuthor297 reviews
A total one shot conversation between Lorenzo and Charlie that I thought was brushed aside in the movie. Had to be done. Charlie's POV.
Letters to Juliet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Charlie W., Lorenzo B. - Complete
Lumberjack Kurt by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine has given up on finding more videos of Kurt, so instead he's Facebook stalking him. He is surprised to see a rather...out of character photo of Kurt on Brittney's profile. slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Single Ladies by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine, the good finder he is, once again finds another video of Kurt performing. This time: Single Ladies. slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
4 Minutes by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Sequel to "Mattress Land". Blaine finds a video from Kurt's Cheerio's days... slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dumb Human, Like You by bowtiewearingowl reviews
There were nights when Kurt wondered if they had met at a different time, under different circumstances that they might have had a chance at being together. A tale in which Kurt learns that Blaine is really a dumb human, like him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mattress Land by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine finds the Mattress Land commercial that New Directions starred in. He recognizes a certain baby-faced member. Slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Facebook Fun by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The Glee clubs live as seen through their Facebook comments. Klaine. Harry Potter references - BEWARE! :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by Stardust585 reviews
He knew if he had stayed a second longer, he'd have fallen apart. Even he had only that much strength. He couldn't bear the looks of hurt in Finn's and Mercedes' eyes, and the shock and disappointment in the others. post-'Furt' one-shot, Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Still a Girl Needs a Ring by waitingformywallflowerdoctor reviews
I was watching the movie and the idea popped into my head. Just a little moment between Charlie and Sophie. Should I continue? Or not? R&R!
Letters to Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Charlie W., Sophie H.
Not Yet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Quick Klaine One-Shot. Blaine drops Kurt off at school, and makes a surprise appearance at Glee Club. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First Real Kiss by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt felt like he had just had the air knocked out of him…was that Blaine's…boyfriend?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Telling Blaine by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt tells Blaine about Karosky kissing him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine comes over to Kurt's for a play in the snow. My version of how "Baby It's Cold Outside" is sung. Blaine/Kurt Klaine!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What's Fanfiction? by anacoana reviews
Basically, GIbbs and our favorite people are sitting around doing paperwork, when a mysterious being enters the bullpen, and telss them what FANFICTION is! I put humor, because I'm hoping you at least chuckle. You might, you might not, I don't know.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bliss by Miss Romance-Lover reviews
A short oneshot describing the couple's thoughts during the moments in which Jim's memory returns; as well as the moment the couple discovered they were expecting a baby. Please review!
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Jim/Sam, Melinda - Complete
SlapBet by yogurtpo3 reviews
A young Barney experiences his first Slap-Bet.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Barney S., James S. - Complete
Guilt by niblettk reviews
Burt comes home to find Kurt in a position no parent wants to think about and immediately thinks of a boy he used to know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Light and Shadow by fyd818 reviews
Auggie's never met anyone quite like Annie Walker before. He's not sure if that's a good thing or not just yet, but he's hopeful. Slight Annie/Auggie implications
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Auggie's Four Senses by nourgelitnius reviews
I still had four senses left, and she was triggering every single one of them.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
We Are Broken by smiley1014 reviews
Harry reflect on the war. Slash, AU. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coin Toss by Slone'sTravelDreamer reviews
Where do Charlie and Sophie wind up living after the end of the movie? Was in Misc. Movies
Letters to Juliet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sophie H., Charlie W. - Complete
Pocahon and Jean Smith by Phantom of a Rose reviews
This is a genderbender story! One-shot, answering the question of 'what if' the characters were the opposite gender!
Pocahontas - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
A Different Kind of Ending by andkale reviews
My version of what happened at the marina after Jeanne finds out Tony’s true identity. AU. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Tony D., J. Benoit - Complete
Conversation Starters by Mystical Magician reviews
The summer of 1950 was like any other. Conversation was a bit more honest, perhaps.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Albus D., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Maybe That'ssss Your Problem Too by smiley1014 reviews
A parody I had to write for my English class. Based off of the Poem "The Mating Reflex" by Jim Hall. Just give it a shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Intertwined Lives by ephemeral visions reviews
Sora, Riku, and Kairi. Their Beginning.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Perfect by smiley1014 reviews
Draco reflects on his life and Father. Mentions of Abuse. Set to Simple Plan's "Perfect."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by Obani reviews
A different point of view
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Burn by lacenoel reviews
From the point of view of a soldier who saw Liefer burn during the battle. Review please! :
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Legacy by Tanydwr reviews
One-shot. Susan’s journey in England was not done yet, but a different type of magic was at work…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
The stories which were told by ForeverShallNatureThrive reviews
A bunch of oneshots I guess, they're the stories hinted at but not fully told in the book. I spun stories out of the basic idea given, and here's what I got. Please enjoy!
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Harry Potter et la Chambre des Secrets deux by ScotlandYard reviews
AU Instead of having Mr. and Mrs. Mason over for a business dinner on Harry's 12th birthday, what would have happened if instead the Drs. Granger and a certain bushy haired brunette came to the Dursley home, instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Learning To Trust by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Sequel to Dont Touch Me. Bella is having a hard time transitioning to normalcy and having an overprotective boyfriend and bother arent helping any. Will Bella ever get over her past or will it have a new way to creep back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Soap by windscryer reviews
Eight one-shots all following two simple themes: Shules and soap. For the Psychfic Shulesathon '09. Summaries, etc., are included in notes for each chapter.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
You've Got 0 Messages by beautiful little fool reviews
HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Everyone Wins by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella wins a game and gets her reward...one where everyone wins. See exactly what Bella won. Another entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! Slight follow up from "Calling the Bluff". R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Calling the Bluff! by Nollie Marie reviews
Alice decides that everyone is going to play "Calling the Bluff". Find out who's telling the truth about secrets and who is bluffing! My entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Becky's Story by Lady Trueword reviews
What happened to Becky after she was adopted by Captain Crewe? A fanfic based on the 1995 movie. I disclaim all ownership of any characters from the movie or book, "A Little Princess."
A Little Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
I Will Follow You into the Dark by pizzagod666 reviews
A series of one-shots between Shawn and Juliet! Please Review!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
I Knew She'd Be the Death of Me by Miss Amy Bee reviews
Shawn is tailing a guy who is cheatingon his wife, because the wife wants to know. Magically the guy he is tailing ends up dead. And the guys and Jules have to figure out who done it.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S.
Going Up by Nollie Marie reviews
February 13, you are cordially invited to state at the elegant Meyer Hotel in downtown Seattle. It’s a free stay. All you have to do is get on the elevator. Oh and you just might find your true love going up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Dear, Abby I'm ditching you for Jules by pizzagod666 reviews
My mean version to the ending of 'An Evening with Mr. Yang.' Sorry Abby fans!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Gives You Hell by NoTomorrow reviews
A song fic from the song Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Epilogue, From Mr Yang by b7-kerravon reviews
A conversation between 'Yin Yang killer' expert, Mary Lightly, and his pet rat Ben. For those among us who believe that there is more to Mary than meets the eye. SPOILERS for "A Night With Mr. Yang" Not Shules or Slash
Psych - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
How Do you Sleep by twilightlover1417 reviews
After a year of off again on again Bella has had enough and breaks up with Edward. So what does Edward do to win her back? Sing outside her apartment in front of others of course ExB one shot OOC AU AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon by b7-kerravon reviews
Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
What if? by The Cool Cleopatra reviews
Tony DiNozzo questions his answer to Jeanne, five years after the fact. Set five years after "Internal Affairs" Told from Tony's POV. First NCIS story
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Tony D., J. Benoit - Complete
Ode to First they came for the Jews by The Black Cauldrons reviews
A Harry Potter version
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Sleepover by wellifant reviews
Slightly AU. when Gibbs finds out Abby scared and sleeping in her lab, how much can he do to protect her. bad summary i know, hopefully you'll find the story's better. Could do with a new title, any suggestions?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Crushed Pineapple Chunks by Collegekid2006 reviews
a 100 Themes fic. A series of one shots, each with a different theme. The theme will be the title of the chapter.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 134 - Words: 98,622 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
A Day in the Life of Shawn Spencer's Voicemail by Alexis Seven reviews
The name says it all. Please, R&R!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Not A Day Goes By by DANZNQUEEN reviews
This is a songfic from Edward's POV to Not A Day Goes By by Lonestar. Edward has just left Forks in New Moon , taking with him Bella's heart. Bella assumes he doesn't want her. But how does Edward REALLY feel about this separation?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Lost for You and Only You by pizzagod666 reviews
He knew he was making the right choice, he knew she was the right one. --Shameless Shules, please enjoy... First fanfic sorry if it's bad. Please Review after you read... or you and your family will get scurvy.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
My Own Prom by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella Swan doesn't like & doesn't want to go to Prom and neither does the new HOT guy, Edward Masen, who happens to be Alice's cousin. But when a scheming pixie decides to get these two together...well...let's say no one is safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
The Lady Or The Tiger Continued by Lee363 reviews
This is an ending to a short story I read in english that I liked, please R&R, rated T for description and mentions of suicide
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Confessions Of A Broken Princess by Unlaced Opheliac reviews
Previously called "Memoirs Of Miss. Minchin." The brutal past of Miss. Minchin and the reason why she she becomes the cruel lady. Based solely on the movie and not the book. Please read & review.
A Little Princess - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Killed By My Father by Koolness reviews
I'm Lily Potter daughter of Harry and Ginny At Hogwarts I set my eyes on Seth Malfoy- Draco's second son Now he's working with me things have become a lot harder If I let into my feelings will my family disown me? Set after Hogwarts kinda True to Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Scorpius M.
Over You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Song Fic. Over You by Daughtry. Jacob…he showed me friendship. He was the life preserver thrown to me in a last ditch effort to pull me out of a raging sea. And I clung to it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Hurts the Most by MoonlessNight27727 reviews
Songfic for What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts about Bella's empty shell after Edward left.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Rumors by endymion015 reviews
Summer wasn’t sure how many times people assumed that she was Freddy Jones’s girlfriend, but it happened often enough for her to take notice.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Draco Malfoy’s 20 ways to make Harry Potter late by ignorant enlightenment reviews
Draco's 20 ways to make Harry late for his classes. I kind of started to run out of ideas, but Its not too bad. Please read and Review. I might add some more chapters on how some of the things happen. D READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Year in Their Courts by Animus Wyrmis reviews
...Is better than a thousand spent at home. How much of who we are is tied to memory, and what happens when we start to forget? Hermione Granger stumbles through a wardrobe, into Susan's bed, and finally into Peter's arms. A Narnia/HP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Over and Over by DecimusSerai reviews
SLASH, DMHP, One-Shot A sort of progression of the relationship between our two beloved boys...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Ray by Another Name reviews
What happens WAY after the Gallagher Girls graduate, here's one thing. Cammie/Zach. Somewhat sad, and Cammie's mom is completely OOC, but it was the only way to make the story work.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Don't Take the Girl by PinkCamellia reviews
Don't take her with us. Don't take her from me. Don't take her from this world. A few quick glances into the lives of Ash and Misty. Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
You Left Us by Kisara Strife reviews
Why would she have abandoned her family? What tragedy lies in store for Cloud? Can their daughter ever accept Tifa back into her life after leaving her as a baby? But the arrival of one person heralds the departure of another. Under revision & rewriting
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,343 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Back in the Train Station by Mercury Gray reviews
After the Pevensie children return to the train station they were pulled from to aid Prince Caspian, Lucy has a conversation with an interesting older gentleman about schools and adventures.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Albus D., Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Gone by Cora1 reviews
Gibbs finds Tony a decade after he leaves to find Jeanne. Set after Bury Your Dead and following episodes. Complete
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Froggy in the Middle by whisper-wish reviews
When James Potter is cursed to the form of a frog, who will take care of him? And will his grudging chaperone, Lily Evans, let him sleep on her pillow? And how the hell do you undo this curse, anyhow? LExJP Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
FW: You've Got Mail by Jedi Master Evenstar reviews
You know those stupid chain mail quizzes. Well, somehow they've reached Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Who knows where that might end up! Rating just to be safe. Chapter 5 up! Read and Review, NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
You've Got Mail by JadeGreen14 reviews
If you told Lily Evans and James Potter that they were in love, they'd call you crazy. But tell the two pen pals, Irish and Stag, that they love each other and they'll agree. Now tell Lily and James that they're Irish and Stag. AU, preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,429 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Owl Post by Razz-Ma-Tazz reviews
This fanfic is a romance between Lily Evans and James Potter. It follows the plot line of You've Got Mail. DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE... twist ending that you'll NEVER BELIEVE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/4/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What Hogwarts Teachers do over Summer Vacation by PyroHobbit17 reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Hogwarts teachers do over summer vacation? You're about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Yearnings by lembas7 reviews
A short, tearjerker ficlet for anyone who ever tried to get into Narnia . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
14 Finding The Lost by Daintress reviews
At last it all ties together: the loves, losses, and reunions brought about by the final battle are not at all what you'd expect. It's not over till the ladies all sing, my friends. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Severus S., George W. - Complete
Gryffindor Romance by xMasked-Beautyx reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny is in her fifth year and romance is lurking behind her. Full of romance, laughs, and lets just say I keep you very interested in the story. HG and some RHrm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,544 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
8 and a quarter Introspection by Daintress reviews
As the train rumbles toward Hogwarts, a lone beast keeps vigil in the forest. His thoughts are not on the coming students, however, but on those who rode the train long ago, and are now no more than memories of shadows of memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
11 Sorting Things Out by Daintress reviews
Remus stood up from where he and Molly sat at the kitchen table when the front door creaked open. They weren't expecting anyone. The portrait in the hallway began her diatribe, and then, suddenly was silenced by a soft voice. Hello Mum. Complete AU since
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,330 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
9 & 3 quarters BANISHED Muriel Does America by Daintress reviews
Life finally slowed down enough for Mur to relax. The first thing she did was make Jas activate the radio he’d bought her for Christmas. And nearly the first thing she heard was devastating. Sirius Black was in Azkaban? AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
11 Alternate Nature of the Veil by Daintress reviews
Complete. AU since HBP The sister story to 11 Sorting Things Out. How does Muriel live her life if the veil is unbreachable? A 'what if' story for my 'what if' story! sequels will follow from 11STO, not this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
6 & 7 Mixing Things Up by Daintress reviews
I put up with Severus because I know he isn't like his father. The Black family aren't Death Eaters yet, but they support the Dark Lord none the less. I don't think I want you becoming friends with their son. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,655 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
5 Growing Apart by Daintress reviews
“Remus has looked absolutely dejected for the last month and a half,” Mur explained. But the image of misery that flashed through her head wasn't of Remus it was of Sirius, sitting with Wood at meals as his best mates ignored him. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,560 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
4 and a half: Courting Miss Black Part 4 by Daintress reviews
With the Ruse firmly in place, Lucius and Narcissa are wed. Only the lonely eyes of the girl in the tower catch a glimpse of their secret happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
3 and a half: Courting Miss Black Part 3 by Daintress reviews
“Perhaps it isn’t worth much to be a Malfoy these days, since the grandeur of the name is being tarnished at the whim a raving Mudblood. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
2 and a half: Courting Miss Black Part 2 by Daintress reviews
Bellatrix Black is anything but pleased with her sister for stealing away the most eligible bachelor of their generation. What lengths will she go to when she decides to seek vengeance?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
4 Shifting Loyalties by Daintress reviews
Sorry to disappoint you. I know there aren't any boys there worth looking at if I don't show up. Sirius flashed her his infamous grin, but her annoyed expression didn't falter. There aren't any worth looking at when you DO show up, either. AU since HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,239 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
1 and a half: Courting Miss Black by Daintress reviews
Lucius is to be betrothed to the wrong girl! Always the consumate Slytherin, he plots and schemes. Does he get his own way in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
3 Trouble With Malfoy by Daintress reviews
Severus looked at her hard. You understand that you aren't sneaking into Gryffindor Tower to hex brooms. Messing with the marauders is different from dealing with Malfoy. Gryffindors don't torture people for invading their privacy. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
0 What Went Before by Daintress reviews
Complete. AU since HBP. But Sev, don't you love me? Her stuck up demeanor was gone, replaced by what looked suspiciously like tears. Severus greatly preferred an ANGRY girl to a SAD or HURT girl. So he did what any 9 yr old would do. He set out to royall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
2 Shattering The Upward Boundary by Daintress reviews
Peter was looking from his own bright blue hands to Remus' blue face and back again. James was looking at the pile of blue robes on the floor. They had been black yesterday, he knew. They got us again! Sirius spat, disgusted. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
1 Making New Friends, And Enemies: Lots of Enemies by Daintress reviews
AU since HBP. Complete. She sat perfectly still, a slight smile on her face. The hat was mumbling at her, but she hardly listened. She was a Slytherin, born and bred. So why did the hat just shout, RAVENCLAW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate Changed by MoonGrlonearth reviews
What if Cassie and Adam weren't exactly meant to be? What if Cassie found out that sometimes your fate can change? FINALLY 5TH CHAPTER UP! NICK/CASSIE
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002
Secret Circle: Summertime And The Dead Are Living by Alesia reviews
A basic continuation of the Secret Circle books, only, told from Laurel's POV. Kori's come back from the dead.. and for some reason, no one's bugged by this.
Secret Circle series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2001
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Despicable Us! reviews
Oneshots of Gru and the Girls! AWW, so cute Margo's first boyfriend? THEY'RE GROWING UP so fast! :D Please R&R, help me improve my writing!
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
Blackthorne Boy reviews
The Gallagher Series from Zach's PoV. How original right? Not. But, hopefully still a fun fic, full of Zach's thoughts and his mysterious clock that makes him tick. Please R&R! Thankies!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
It's Like Comin' Home reviews
Emmett and Bay are married and Daphne and Wilke are engaged. Toby is working on getting the two girls to talk to each other before the wedding, but neither girl seems willing so Toby asks for Toby and Emmett's help. Bay/Emmett. Daphne/Wilke.
Switched at Birth - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bay K., Daphne V.
It Happens reviews
Based on the song by Sugarland, "It Happens" look it up it's great! One shot!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
The Pink Triangle reviews
An AU World War II fic. Blaine and his family are Jewish and are sent to Dachau where he meets Kurt who is forced to where a pink triangle around the camp. Blaine understands what the pink triangle means and realizes he is like Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Underground Glee Club reviews
Season 1 ended differently. Glee club was disbanded. Now the new school year is starting and without Glee the kids' lives are incomplete. What will happen when they create an underground glee club right under the faculty's, Sue's, and the jocks' noses?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2011
Mother's Instinct reviews
How did Rapunzel's mother know it was her daughter? Well, let's just say it was Mother's Instinct and a Lock of Hair. Cute little oneshot. Enjoy!
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - The Queen, Rapunzel - Complete
Hot or Not? reviews
Flynn argues with himself the whole movie about whether or not he really likes Rapunzel. Well in my mind anyway. Please R&R! I suck at Summaries.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Reason Blaine is Always the Soloist reviews
This is a really short fic, and the idea came to me one night to do a fic from a random warblers PoV on Blaine getting the leads. The last 3 chapters are particular warblers we have come to know and love, although one of them is a warbler no longer.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Alternate Endings reviews
Two Alternate Endings for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Had a lot of fun writing these. Let me and my friend know what you think. Rated T for safety.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
He Couldn't, He Shouldn't, But He Did reviews
Oneshot! An alternate ending with fluff to Kurt's confession in the coffee shop during "Silly Love Songs." Some fluff. Preview: "He Couldn't help it. He'd do anything for Blaine. He turned around and looked at him before looking down at his feet." ENJOY!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fall Into My Memory reviews
This is a companion piece, inspired by the "Fall Into My Arms" by Phantom of a Rose. Go check it out, it's amazing! Here you're in for little Blaine playing in a pile of leaves. Aww, how cute! So Adorable!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Gay, Straight, Bi, What? reviews
I've never thought of Karofsky as being bi. So when I was reading a FF in which it mentioned he could be I was inspired to write this. It's Karofsky trying to figure out what he is and devising a plan to find out. ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
I am Who I am reviews
Another comfort Klaine story using the song "I'm Still Here" from Disney's "Treasure Planet." Amazing movie, I highly recomend it. Set before Kurt transfers to Dalton but after the Karofsky locker room scene, after Karofsky's been suspended and come back.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ryan Murphy has Gone Crazy! reviews
Ok so um...basically this was me torturing Ryan Murphy the way he and his writers torture us. Umm...I apologize for the few swearwords used in this, normally my language is way clean, but the song had swear words in it. So, Read and enjoy the torture!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
The Faces of Eugene Fitzherbert reviews
Eugene's thoughts on who he is now that he has rescued Rapunzel and is no longer a wanted thief. ONESHOT! Please R&R!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Glee Cast Drabbles reviews
Drabbles is a verb? It is now : So these are basically really short songfics. There will be fluff but the only specific couple right now is Wemma. So Wemma fluff for sure. Please Read and Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010
Wasted Time
Songfic of Will after he finds out Terri has been lying to him. David Archuleta's "Stompin' the Roses" Read and Enjoy this One Shot! :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Will S., Terri S. - Complete
Motorcycle reviews
Have you ever gotten that email forward about the boy and girl on the motorcycle? That is basically what this story is about. Enjoy!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Tony's Time reviews
What do you do in embarassing situations with strangers? Ask Tony he's the expert. I ran across an Alice in Wonderland song and decided it was perfect for a FF with Tony, so enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Forms of Communication reviews
SEQUEL TO "THAT FATEFUL SUMMER"!This takes place during the school year that happens between summers. Edward, Bella, Alice and Emmett are in Evanston, Wyoming. Rosalie and Jasper are in Forks, Washington. Will these couples make it a year?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009
Case Files reviews
A bunch of oneshots using a variety of characters from the series. Rated T for some slight fluff and a bit of violence. Not too much, just more than K .
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.
Don't Take the Girl reviews
This is a songfic&Oneshot of "Don't Take the Girl," By Tim McGraw. I've been wanting to do a fic of this song for a while and Jimmy and Rachel just seemed to fit perfectly, so I went with them. Please enjoy and review!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
5 Best Kisses Prompt reviews
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been 5 kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure, this one left them all behind." What were those 5 kisses? That is up to you to decide! PROMPT!
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
The Year After reviews
It's been a year since that Christmas when Annie and her friends put Ms. Hannigan away and she was adopted by Daddy Warbucks. Will Daddy Warbucks continue to invite an orphan to his home for Christmas every year now that he has Annie?
Annie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009
YEAR 2: Second Generation reviews
“Scorpius.” hissed Albus at a small handheld mirror. Miles away from the Burrow, a furious Draco Malfoy looked at his son and said, “Did you hear something, you vile Gryffindor?” Scorpius shrugged and stuck his hand in his pocket, covering the mirror...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - James P., Albus S. P.
That Fateful Summer reviews
Mostly about Rose and Emmett, but Edward, Alice, Bella, and Jasper are in it too. AU All HUMAN! Loosely, Based on a personal Experience.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Happy Birthday! Who's Dead? reviews
It's Gus' birthday and Shawn forgot!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Miss Minchin's Demise reviews
I think that Minchin's childhood was more like Lavinia's. In my mind she came from a wealthy family who didn't really show love as an emtion. Anyway's this story involves Minchin and Sara's Mother, whose name I don't know so I made one up. ENJOY!
A Little Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Boy Next Door reviews
This is a one shot, of Kairi and Sora. Not much Riku, just mentioned in passing. Boy Next Door song - Triple Images, used for plot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Maybe Dat's Your Pwoblem Too reviews
I don't know if this is in the right category, so sorry. This is about a poem written by Jim Hall and I did a parody of it.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The House on Mango Street: Laughter
We had to do this in school, we had to take a chapter and make it into a poem type of thing using the words the author used. So I thought I would put it up here.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Second Generation reviews
Pretty much this story picks up where the 7th Harry Potter books Epilogue drops off. So this has James Potter and Albus Severus Potter in it. Preview: She was rummaging through her trunk when she felt a breeze stir around the room then stop...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - James P., Albus S. P. - Complete