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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594033, Profile Updated: 07-08-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Heyy

Call me whatever, Some call me Bambi or Trippy... long story...

About myself; I am a 15 yrs old, i'm a girl, currently living in Australia, where I have been living all my life. I Love to read, that kinda why my homework never gets done.. I am a twilight, maximum ride, Obernewtyn, keys to the kingdom, Eragon fan!!((and manyy moree)) I also love sports, such as swimming, hockey, tennis, soccer, ect. I can play the piano very poorly and I have a very wide range in music.. My friends tell me I eat to much, buht you know, food is to yummy!!..WARNING - Never give me coffee.. There are side affects such as exrtreme randomness and crazyness, if I already wasnt classified as random.. I am not girlie. I dont care anything for what I look like, my hair is always its messy curly self.

If I could I would wear my pj's to school..
because the uniform we have is ...
Un cool..
And i love my pj's..
I wear them round the house all the time. No one care.. I was chased around my block in my pj's

Good times..

I paid a monkey to dance.. Just to let youu know.. it was soo worth it!

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Heart Broken by luver of darkness reviews
Everyone is human!Bella and Edward has been friends forever but what if Edward got a taste of popularity and deserted Bella? She comes back 2 years later and is a total babe, will Edward ever forgive himself for what he did?Does Bella still love Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/30/2007
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Nights by Kyori Uchiha of the Sand reviews
Abby is a girl who went through the Holocaust. She was changed when she was only 13 and has never spoken since. How do the Cullen's react when they meet this silent girl? Will they help her get over the fear of speaking out loud. The Cullens think so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,083 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amarieshka reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Differences by Angie Anonymous reviews
Nayeli messed up a lot. When her mother finally gets fed up, she's shipped off to live with her older half brother, the one and only Sam Uley. But when Paul imprints, how will that affect her? Not to mention her family? Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,434 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Paul
Pure As Snow, Evil As Fire by masochisticdisorder reviews
AH / AU. Bella is the new girl. She has a very bad record from her last schools. She meets Edward, a very problematic boy. They detest each other. Will that hate become passion? Not everything seems what it looks like. BLOOD, ANGER, HATE... AND PURE LUST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
A New Beginning by CloudyWind732984 reviews
The Flock has just saved the world and destroyed the evil Itex. They head over to Max's mom's house to go and live with her. There is a big surprise waiting for them while they are there. There is a jelous Fang and what is the surprise? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,135 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hiding from it all by phlowergirl reviews
Larke is moving in with her college roommate Leah after graduation, Something strange happens when one of the guys imprints on her and will the two be able to over come their differences or too much to handle. pack scandal WORKING ON EDITING FYI
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 97 - Words: 185,347 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Embry, Jacob - Complete
Sunshine by Book2romantic reviews
I've lost him forever. I should be back in Forks, where at least I have memories of him. Not here in Florida. He'd never go to Florida.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,330 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by StarlitSoul reviews
When a young girl is changed by Carlisle after a car accident, the Cullen's lives are turned upside down, inside out, and sideways. Set around twelve years after Bella and Edward get married.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,280 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Divulge of a Destiny by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
“BELLA! I Remember! I Remember Everything!” Edward yelled to her, “Forks! The Car Crash! Port Angeles! I Love You!” He tried to shout to her over the crackling thunder. “Don’t go near her, Edward. She could kill you.” Aro warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Truth or Dare by Jamillia reviews
Renesmee and Jacob go inside when the rain starts, but she is bored. How about a game of Truth or Dare? Warning: Obviously, Breaking Dawn spoiler
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
When Lightning Strikes by kawaiia reviews
Lili has everything a 15 year old girl could possibly want, but when she is bitten by an unknown vampire, she enters a world where real and make believe go hand in hand. better than it sounds,i'm bad at summaries, please read and review! thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Lust and Blood the morning after by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Sequel to Lust & Blood. Lemon/s to come, still in progress. What happens the morning after Bella and Edward cross their boundaries? Rated M. Hope you enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Switched by oOFallOutoftheSkyGirlOo reviews
When a bomb accident leaves Max and Iggy in each other's bodies, they agree to not tell. But when Fang finds out, he decides to have a little fun and see just how far Max and Iggy will go to keep their switch a secret. Some Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Lust and Blood by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Edward and Bella explore their boundaries with unexpected - but good - results. A bit smutty/dirty, but sweet. *Warning - some people will not like the ending! big, giant lemon, OOC-ish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Night by otteropessed523 reviews
Bella and Edward are finally married and he surprises her with a giant hotel room for their honeymoon. Bella is excited but Edward is apprehensive. Lots of fluff, smut, and sexiness. Rated M for sexual content. Set during Breaking Dawn. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letting Go by euphoria falls reviews
Who knew Sam Uley had a slighty pyschotic illegitimate half-sister? Certainly not Jacob Black...so when Winter Uley comes to town, things get interesting. Why is she so afraid to ask for help? And what is she hiding from those who love her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Edward's Buried Secret by wohow reviews
what if Edward had a secret? what if he had another Love affair in the past? what kind of an affair? was it real love? who was she? and how did ןא end? ** A tragedy about power and LOVE! about regrets and suffer! A legend and a HERO!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Not Your Everyday Imprint by ElTangoDeRoxanne93 reviews
What would happen if Jacob's imprint was unfortunately promised to one of the wealthiest, cruelest, and most dangerous werewolves in Chicago? Read and find out! Also, check out poplikeapoptrt3, jAmEsGriFfItHs101, and Jacklyn I. McMarrz, for more stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Revelations by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
What happens when Edwards family pushes him to sleep with Bella & the voice in the back of his head taunts him to no end? Will he give in? does Edward have a reason for not wanting to be with bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Series of Firsts by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
A oneshot series, or series of oneshots. However you care to say it. Max and Fang have child, Jasper Talon. This is a series on his 'firsts'. So read if you care. Rated T because I do not know how out of hand this may get. Up to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Loving by Tomo Potter reviews
What would have happened if Fang and Max had been alone on the beach when they kissed? Graphic Fax... I really prefer MANG. Full version complete with sex posted on my LJ. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 23. Lovers
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
For Once I Feel Safe by marvlix reviews
The School thinks they can break her by taking most of her flock, problem is they left the one person who keeps her together. FAXNESS! It rules.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
At Least Not When The Kids Are Around by teeheefaxwriter reviews
Its 5 years after the blowing up of Itex. Erasers have stopped chasing the flock, and new things have happened. Including the blossoming of love between the mother and father figure of the flock. Oneshot. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
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Unshed Tears
Winter and her dad move to America trying to run from their past. Winter enrolls at La Push High and begins her new life, making new friends. But there's one boy who accidently brings all the terrible memories of the past back to the suface. R&R ! Please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,277 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Home reviews
Izzy and her family have to move, from Australia to America. They end up in the small town La push. There she has to start life over and make new friends. On top of all this she is an imprintee. My first fanfic. R & R! Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008