nirvanah
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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594114, Profile Updated: 07-17-09
Author has written 7 stories for Red Dwarf.

Okay. Well for a start, I don't live in the United States, I live in the Uk, so I have no idea why it says united states on my profile... anyway, moving on...

Age: 14 (even though everywhere I go, people think I'm eighteen... which is very smegging annoying sometimes)

Extreme Red Dwarfer! :D

Favourite Red Dwarf character: Arnold Judas Rimmer

Likes: Writing, playing the keyboard/piano (Yes, lots of red dwarf songs, you name one, I can probably play it, including the observation dome theme in Better Than Life)

Favourite actor: Chris Barrie

Wants: A Mr Flibble glove puppet, but can't find one anywhere (mr flibble's very cross :( )

Can do a few accents (apparently I do a very good Scouser)

Er... what else do you wite on profiles? I've never been very good at them, it's more likely that I'd have a Rimmer moment and write: I am a fish over and over again... er...

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

Add me on msn cos no one i know wants to chat about Red Dwarf;

Nirvanah_Crane@hotmail.com

Okay, new update: Er, at the moment, I don't actually have a school to go to. I left because the one I went to was carnage. You would have learnt more in a lesson lead by Gelfs, trust me. So that's why I haven't updated any fics and why the Rimmer/Kochanksy fic isn't out yet. (Bialy will know the one I mean :D) Also I'm having a bit of writers block at the mo too, so fanfic life's gone to smeg for a bit. But don't worry, soon as I can I'm going to post the Rimmer/Kochansky and another fic which I've been writing to try and get rid of my writer's block.

Smoke me a kipper skipper, i'l be back for breakfast...

Okay, another update to tell you where I've been for the last million smegging months: First of all I apologise for up and disappearing :( It was due to no fault of my own. Second, my own laptop has been broken for smeg knows how long now, and I'm still trying to get it fixed. Third, I've had no other internet access because some smeghead managed to give all computers in the library a virus rolls eyes. So yeah...

Anyway, onto the good news- Well good news for you if you're a fan :D I AM UP TO MY SMEGGING EARS IN FANFICS. I'll be somehow posting them all as soon as I can (which won't be in another million years so don't prepare the stasis booths again) which should be a few weeks. :DDDD

Nirvanah xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Mission 13 reviews
The Rimmer and Kochanski fic. I'm back! At last! Rimmer signs up to mission 13 and Lister thinks it's hillarious- until he discovers that Rimmer's paired up with Kochanski...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Rimmer, A., Kristine K.
Poetry
I'm back, and you're all alowed to hate me for being away so long. Lister's writing poetry and Rimmer's amused...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Lister, D., Kristine K.
Sorry Part Two reviews
Well, I'm sorry I've kept everyone waiting so long! Here it is, the sequel to Sorry!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
A Gift reviews
Is poor Rimsy to celebrate his birthday all alone?
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Sorry reviews
Rimmer and Lister are arguing again...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Nostalgia reviews
Lister has a big secret...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Lister, D.
Green Meanie reviews
It's green... and it's mean! This is my first fanfic, so let me know what you think guys!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008