Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tales, Naruto, and Harry Potter.
First things first. I copyright the phrase "virtual hugs and worship" from now and evermore.
This is the highest praise you will ever get from me. If you get this in a review (be warned I don't review as much as I should...) your story is amazingly, wonderfully, totally absolutely fantastically awesome (and all those other adjectives too). If I favourite your story, I like it and it probably accounts to "I really love this story, please, please continue it" however I refuse to submit a review like that, yes its nice to hear but it doesn't help anyone in any way, shape, or form. I at least like to tell people what I liked about a story/characterisation or give some useful hints or constructive criticism.
Anyway onto the important stuff: Things that are a must read.
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry. - Harry/Male OC
“It’s idiot-proof, I like it” – Harry/Cyrus
Ha! I have a werewolf! Try and attack me now, weirdos! – Harry in Knockturn Alley
The look on Voldemort’s face when his zombie army had lost control was priceless. If he knew how to do it, he would have the image framed and put on his wall.
‘Don’t fuck with a necromancer,’ Cyrus thought to himself in amusement as he jumped back into the memory for a second viewing.
After death, there is life... on Earth. Roy has a second chance at life, and love. Roy/Ed
Getting up smoothly from the chair he was now so familiar with – to the point he was suspecting the foam remembered the shape of his butt – he made for the doorway. – Alphonse
Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Right,” Harry and Sirius both answered in unison lifting their right arms up.
“Creepy,” Ollivander whispered softly.
Harry ignored the idea that he was creepy to Ollivander
“Give me the muggle wand (tv remote) and shut up,” Remus snapped, figuring if he couldn’t beat him, he should join him. And make sure to beat him later much harder with a big stick.
“Besides,” Harry added. “The best way to keep big secrets is to freely tell all the little ones and act like you have nothing to hide.”
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
“Like hell” Sasuke said bluntly “I prefer to do my angsting in silence, thank you very much”
“It doesn’t matter if I wanted to or not,” Naruto said grimly. “Kakashi threatened to make us train with Gai for a year if we don’t.”
“Okay, first I’m evil, now I’m psychotic…I am NEVER coming back here again,” Kankuro swore.
Gaara, meanwhile, was considering building a vacation home there. These people were clearly a lot saner than those he’d left behind in Suna.
It figured that Gaara would manage to accidentally befriend the craziest people around. Or at least, she HOPED they were the craziest.
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early.
Kotetsu looked at Izumo and both of them got wide eyed quickly. "Is he dangerous?" Kotetsu asked suddenly.
Uzumaki stopped and stared at him, incredulous. "He's an Uchiha," He stressed, "He's very dangerous.”
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate.
“Death Eaters," Lucius said with a hint of amusement. "We're here to kill you." The voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. "Death Eaters. Reason for visit: Homicide."
Alright alright there are many many more Must Reads out there but for now I stopping here, if anyone feels that I am absolutely missing someone (yes I know I didn't put An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground up but I'm not going to until she consents to posting another chapter) PM me and I will add to The List.
"When reality takes a break, that's where we come in. The world, no the entire universe would fall apart if it weren't for us" - me (maybe?)
"A sign of Madness is talking to Yourself . . . Which is why I do it all the time" - me
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it" - Richard, Claire's brother
"The First Sign of Madness is talking to Yourself, the Second is when they Talk Back." - Claire
Never say never, it doesn't leave room for mistakes
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning."
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence
I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Jamie from Mythbusters
Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
About myself, about myself, hmm...
Name: Dwen Rose
"I am the centre of the universe" can be a legitimate claim. The universe is infinite, so there is a likely chance that, wherever you are, you are actually the centre of it.
Age: Young enough to be looked down upon, Old enough to be given free will.
Growing old, as you know, is mandatory. But you have the choice not to grow up.
Favourite Book: The Host by Stephanie Meyer
Good books: Anita Blake by Laurell K. Hamilton (Series), The Black Magician Trilogy by Trudi Canavan, Tithe by Holly Black, A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray (Series), Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Impetuous Innocent by Stephanie Laurells, The Traveller by John Twelve Hawks, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card (and Ender's Shadow),
Favourite Authors: The above mentioned and Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Tamora Pierce, Meg Cabot, Darren Shan (they have so many amazing books that I couldn't possibly pick just one)
Anyway . . .
I happen to have really eclectic tastes. What can I say I'm a sucker for well written literature.
I also happen to like anime.
However I do not consider myself a fangirl of anything, I like to think I have more control than that (like a snowballs chance in hell)
What else is there to say? What else do you want to know?