Lazy Stitch
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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594294, Profile Updated: 01-21-16
Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Pokémon, Star Trek: 2009, and Fairy Tail.

You cannot alter your fate. However, you can rise to meet it.
The Wise Woman in Princess Mononoke

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid.
Jane Austen

... Only those who have nothing to lose ever revolt.
Alexis de Tocqueville

Alias: Stitch (was Tobi but I'm out of my Naruto phase)
Gender: Female
Age: 20
dA: my-name-stitch-626
tumblr: my-name-stitch

Howdy. I'm a lazy uni student, so I don't post much now-a-days - I mostly just have half-done one-shots taking up storage space on my laptop lol. I've written before for quite a few fandoms... Might post some KenUno (Bleach) and Banlaine (Seven Deadly Sin/Nanatsu no Taizai) fics (bc I fell in love with these tragic ships whY ME). Expect mostly just Gajevy tho because they have stolen my soul. Out of the Naruto fandom now, but still in the others (so they're fair game, but don't expect anything much, really - see that "stolen soul" part again). Those fics before 2013 are... well, they are. Pls don't look at them.

That's it. If you do read my writing, I'd love you forever if you reviewed. :D If not, tho, please don't feel pressured or anything.

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if you were a flower, you'd be a damnnnndelion by frogron reviews
gajeel is not good with words. but he is good with flowers (florist au)
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
bird set free by racketeering reviews
she had a voice, but she could not speak. ban/elaine. au.
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2015 - [Ban, Elaine] - Complete
Midnight Dip by Talesoftwofairies reviews
AU Prompt: Hey remember that idea u had 3 years ago while we were drunk off our asses? Let's do it. Gajevy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Levy M. - Complete
Tune-Up by WinterVines reviews
At the auto repair shop, the cars aren't the only things that require some fine-tuning. Levy makes herself at home in the grease and dirt while she waits, and Gajeel doesn't like the look Lily is giving him one bit. GaLe. AU [Complete]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Rumors Abound by kaotic312 reviews
She's private. He's feared. Both have rumors about them throughout the Soul Society. And both have enemies. Rating now changed to M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,861 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Of Pyjamas and Ironic Harmonies by TheVulpineHero1 reviews
A collection of bite-size Yuffentine moments. Always open to prompts. Updated every two days. Back in action!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 111,572 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Thirteen Days by boogima reviews
Thirteen months, thirteen days, two people, one relationship. On an unparticular Monday, two people pass each other on the street. Where are they on that same day next month? And the month after that? Modern P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Still Standing by twilightdazzle reviews
While the horror of her past experience weighs heavily on her mind, Tenten must struggle to keep it all in so no one can see her pain. It was just so hard to do when Neji was the one trying to push it out of her and get her to talk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Red Dresses at Ayame's by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU- The missing heiress to the city's main crime family, a mysterious Chinese woman in red, a rising rebel faction, a 'neutral' arms dealer, and blurring lines between allies and enemies: private eye Neji Hyuuga has never had a case like this before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Only Alliance by notesonlife reviews
AU. A black leather bound sketchbook binds her to him, and breaks her against him. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fly into the Night by RaiLei reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie and Vincent always seem to have a habit of getting lost andor left behind together, but will the closeness of their predicaments get to them? COMPLETE. "How ironic fate was, bringing him to the a girl that lived life to the fullest."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 227,552 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Enigma by Tanya Lilac reviews
Tenten was still a mystery to him, an enigma wrapped up in silken kisses and sensual skin. NejiTen. Oneshot. Limeish. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Broken Hearts and Mending String by notesonlife reviews
[AU] His voice was the sound of dark chocolate. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tainted Ways by NessieGG reviews
Former LAPD cop Neji Hyuuga and his old partner Tenten Long must work together again to solve the very case that tore them apart. A fiery romance gone cold threatens their work, however, because neither one can get over the other. [2 parts] [NejiTen] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Venus or Themis by NessieGG reviews
[NejiTen AU, Story 3 of the New York Society series] It seems doubtful that Neji Hyuuga, an upper level attorney, could make a relationship work with his latest client, rising arms consultant Tenten Long. It's the personal choices that make the difference
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Wane, Moon by NessieGG reviews
Their love had phases. [NejiTen, one shot] [For the NejiTen Gift Exchange at LiveJournal]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mature Intentions by NessieGG reviews
It takes a mission to show Neji that Tenten has grown up, but she learns a little herself. Part Four: 'I can't see inside you if you look away.' [NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
His Raven's Cardinal by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Neji. Tenten. A mistake. A misplaced curse seal. The depths of devotion…and someone’s death on your hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
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Pixie Dust and a Little Bit of Rust reviews
There were more than ten things Levy hated about Gajeel. The first on her list was his sudden reappearance in her life… in the shop right next to hers. That asshole. (A tattoo artist/florist Gajevy/GaLe AU.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
I'll Be Home for Christmas reviews
Gajeel wouldn't lie. He wished he could go back to the times when all he wanted for Christmas was his two front teeth, not the attention of a celebrity that would probably shit her pants if she ever saw him (which was the normal reaction when people saw his face for the first time). - An AU GaLe/Gajevy holiday fic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Kiss and Tell reviews
When helping Natsu out for his film class leads to Levy kissing a stranger... and then wanting more. (A short little Gajevy/GaLe AU one-shot)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Fairy Tale reviews
Even in a world with creatures like dragons that have human forms, life isn't a fairy tale. It's a sad day for him to fall in love with a human girl that has an expiration date when he's immortal. (Gajevy/GaLe AU one-shot, kinda angst-y)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
But He Didn't reviews
She thought he'd get mad at her. But he didn't. She thought he'd make fun of her. But he didn't. She thought he'd reject her. But he didn't. She thought he'd return from his battle with the dragon... (A short GaLe/Gajevy one-shot that's mostly fluff with an angst bow on top.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete
Gale-Force Winds reviews
Sometimes, life is better spent going where the wind takes you instead of fighting it. That's what Gajeel had to realize once he joined Fairy Tail. (Series of one-shots based on what happened between his manga appearances exploring his, Levy's, and Lily's characters, eventual Gajevy/GaLe.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Pantherlily
Nine out of Ten reviews
Spock told Captain Pike he did not understand the complexities of human pranks... That's not the only human thing he doesn't understand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Distance reviews
With Vulcan destroyed, Spock has no where else to call "home" ... or so he thinks.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words reviews
Elizabeth is a photographer. Darcy is a man who used to be a model and got dragged back in by his friend. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and their story can be told in snapshots of days.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Third Time is a Charm reviews
All was going well in life. They were graduating soon. Their five-year dating anniversary was coming up and their thirteen-year friendship anniversary had just passed. Both of them had been accepted into the universities they wanted to attend. Then, from the boy who had never been wrong before, came the words, "I'm going to die young." NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
First Impressions reviews
Modern P&P. Elizabeth isn't sure what to trust when she meets Will Darcy - her first impression as a child or the boorish one as an adult? Even though he's saved her twice and looks like a fallen angel, she has to go through quite a bit to decide. (Will not be finished, might be deleted.)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,998 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Hidden Monsters reviews
"What if I told you I was the prophet of a new religion? The king of a new world?" N asked, silencing Touko. "What would you do then?"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
Write My Name On a Sidewalk and Hope It Stays reviews
Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,345 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Do You Know? reviews
He had stopped caring long ago, but he'd never stopped loving. Severus always thought something would crack, break... shatter into a million pieces. He never thought it'd be his heart. Severus Snape x Lily Evans drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Blog reviews
ByakuHisa, boarder-line crack. Hisana is a crazy high schooler, and Byakuya is a hot French teacher. She writes a blog featuring a pants'd Byakuya, and the man himself finds it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
A Series of Fortunate Events reviews
Modern P&P fluffy one-shot. Hot British guy? Check. Quirky zoo date? Check. Insane coincidences? Check. Obstinate girl? Check. Oh, aren't we in for a doozy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
The QuadWizard Tournament reviews
Fudge thinks Sirius is going to come back to get Harry while the Tri-Wizard Tournament is going on. He goes to Konoha to get shinobi to protect Harry, and the school, to come in as representatives for a fourth, Japanese school in the tournament. Team Gai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
Aloha reviews
Put in a little Valentine's day, add a bit of NejiTen, and what do you get? A Valentine's Day cliche. TenTen suddenly gets a secret admirer that can bake extremely well, and she's determined to find him on Valentine's Day at school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
Winter Wonderland reviews
25 Prompts for a NejiTen Christmas/Winter from Reggie on dA. Winter/Christmas themed one-shots varying from fluff to angst, all with NejiTen loveliness. 25. Hiding Presents - Neji hides the ring form TenTen and proposes in a very, very weird way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers reviews
We all know Hisana didn't return Byakuya's love, but in what ways? Look into a night of their lives and then a day and see the love shared by a married couple set against all odds. ByakuyaxHisana, ByakuHisa
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Weight of Reality reviews
Random one-shots, most being Team Gai, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaTema, or LeeSaku. Other random pairings will also be in here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010
Always Yours reviews
Collection of song fic one-shots. Contains various pairings and characters. Chapter five: Sadie Hawkins Dance by Relient K. "Hey, Hinata, do you like my sweater?" NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009
TAN reviews
10 for NejiTen challenge. Slightly random stories following the prompts and lives of two teammates and sparring partners.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Sexy no Jutsu Battle reviews
Crackfic. Naruto wants to battle Neji by comparing their Sexy no Jutsu girls. He says no, and TenTen puts him up to it with blackmail. Some random crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Hey TenTen reviews
Songfic from the song 'Hey Juliet' by LMNT, AU. NejiTen with other couples mentioned or poked at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yin and Yang reviews
NejiTen friendship or, if you're real observant, it's hinted at. Neji gets rid of his Genin clothes. TenTen comes and teaches him something. Summary sucks really bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
On The Radio reviews
A NejiTen one-shot I did a while back. Neji and TenTen are training, but what happenes when Gai and Lee run youthful laps? LeeSaku, and maybe NaruSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cheese Pain reviews
NejiTen one-shot inspired from Nami86's pic. TenTen goes out on a solo mission, and ends up in the hospital. Neji visits her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ninja Life Never Ends reviews
My Naruto version for the song 'High School Never Ends' by Bowling for Soup. 'S my first thing up on FF, and I hope you like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete