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Author has written 8 stories for Dragonriders of Pern series, Twilight, and Transformers.

I'm thinking that maybe I ought to update this. Let's get started.

I'm Kittisbat. Seen the username Kittisbat on the web? (Not Kittiesbat, those are my username-stealing friends,) it's probably me. For short I go by Kitti. I got the username from my favorite animal, the Kitti's hog nosed bat, or, as most know it, the bumblebee bat. I know more about Transformers than is probably healthy, and despite the fact that I read all four, I actually don't like Twilight. The story I wrote was more of an inside joke that anything, and I had to alter parts so it wasn't too "insulting." I understand if you do like Twilight, just respect my opinion that I don't and we'll get along merrily.

Don't ask why, but at the moment, my two favorite bands are the Flobots and the Fratellis.

I have my own personal stalker, though he won't admit it. In fact, every time I bring it up, he becomes agitated. Gee, I wonder why...

I like fire. Doesn't everyone?

It's not uncommon for me to randomly break out laughing at the worst times, for completely random reasons. Especially when it's quiet.

I love origami. See that avatar? Created the crane myself. Oh, and my pet peeve is when people call something that isn't origami origami. If it requires tape, glue, scissors, or a combination of the three, it's not.

I was just thinking about posting another story, so I decided I'd put the state of my others right here where everyone can see it. Yes, I realize most of those stories are dead, I just don't have the heart to delete them.

You've Won! - Dead, and unlikely to be dug back up from its grave. This story was made to poke fun at my friends more than anything, since I don't really like Twilight, and I eventually got bored.

A New Pern - Dead, with no chance of return. As I continued writing the story, I realized I was digging myself in a hole that was much too deep for me to escape, and abandoned it. That, and my characters were becoming Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Never good.

A Watchwher Guardian - Dead, same problem as with A New Pern.

Kidnapped by an Autobot - Complete. I've decided it's done, and I'm leaving it that way. Sorry, guys.

A Gamecube, the Allspark, and Marcee - On hiatus. I have another plot bunny knawing on my ankle, and if it doesn't receive proper treatment, I shall soon be without an ankle.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

You'll put this in your profile if you want, you won't if you don't, but at least I'll know you've read it.

Favorite Quotes (Doesn't everybody have some?) :

Make every day, a holiday! - Glitterville, which is an actual brief show thing that comes on some news station. Can't remember which one. Anyway, I like this quote more because of how the guy says it than anything, which you can't really get from it being typed... Search Glitterville on Youtube, they had one episode last I checked.

“Hey, guys, who wants chocolate chip waffles with whipped cream?” said Ceres with a gust of bravado.

Me!” squealed Virginia, bouncing off the bed, and Felix, with slightly less gusto, followed suit. Ceres glared assertively at Perceptor before heading off toward the kitchen.

Perceptor turned to Miles. “She doesn’t mean that, does she?”

“Well, maybe it’ll be organic whipped cream,” said Miles, yawning. - Revelation, by An Cailin Rua. An awesome story that's sequal to another awesome story. There's a third story in the series, but it's incomplete and hasn't been updated in a long time, so I doubt it's coming back. And yes, I realize that quote isn't nearly as funny by itself, so you should probably go read the stories so you can find amusement in it as well...

The Prime frowned. //Ratchet, do you think Wheeljack has a few screws loose?//

//Of course he does,// the medic replied. //That’s nothing new.//

//But he’s just standing there, in the way of Impending Doom!//

//He stands in the way of Doom, you hurl yourself into it.//

//It’s not the same!// -The Edge of Reason, by Kibble Beast. I highly suggest it, just take her warnings of not eating while reading, and don't expect anyone to act normal. It's a crack fic, not an accurate fic. ;)

Affirmative. I apologize, Jazz. My processor . . . didn't process.” -I'm Crazy, Right?, by Falcon's Hyperdrive. I read that line and just had to put it here.

Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins. - Teletraan 1, the Transformer Wiki, caption for one of the pictures for Wheeljack (Armada), as in, when he was a 'CON!

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Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8610 - Favs: 5,869 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn by femme4jack reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
A New Star by ArwenGreenEyes reviews
Sequel to A Change in the Stars. There is a new queen at Benden, and her rider faces rewritten rules and new challenges. Follows some old friends and introduces some new characters. Complete!
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,668 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
I'm Eighteen, Officer, I Swear by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - W. Lennox, Jazz
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Not With a Bang by Seneschal reviews
This is the way the world ends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ironhide, Sam W. - Complete
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Dragonsue by LaurieH reviews
We've all wondered what would happen if we suddenly found ourselves on Pern. Kylie Sue Martin has discovered that life is not at all what she expected.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Air Force One by Mistflyer1102 reviews
The 401st was an elite U.S. Air Force squadron that was called to duty at Mission City. As the hunt for the perpetrator of the attacks begins, F-22 pilot Alexis Preston begins to suspect that the new recruit to the base knows more than he is letting on.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 191,722 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
To Protect What Is Precious by Meiza reviews
Having a giant alien robot practically land in your backyard is bad enough, until it shows up on your doorstep asking for help. Then again, Nolan and Aine have been wanting to get away from home. What's the worse that could happen? Famous last words...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,855 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Spirit Vampire by Literater reviews
When Bella moves to the small town of Forks, everything changes. A Rewrite of Twilight using my own ideas combined with Stephenie Meyer's. Enjoy - Read and Review please! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Change in the Stars by ArwenGreenEyes reviews
Complete! Arryn finds adventure, romance and the occasional peril as she learns the ways of the weyr and what it's like for those who don't Impress gold, and for those who break rules never meant to be broken.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,941 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
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The Laws of Unicron reviews
What happens when everything you had been taught all your life is shattered? What happens when you realize you had always been wrong? Do you change… or do you just keep going?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Soundwave, Ravage
Triangle Man reviews
The Autobots and their human allies stumble upon the song "Triangle Man" and stupidity ensues. Inspired by the Transformer's Wiki, Teletran 1. One shot. Appropriate for most ages.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - W. Lennox, Starscream - Complete
A Gamecube, the Allspark, and Marcee reviews
The Allspark was destroyed, the shard pulled from Megatron's chest a mere hunk of metal that's only use was to remind the Autobots of their loss. But energy, power, isn't destroyable.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Two Halves of a Whole reviews
It turns out the Allspark wasn't ready to die yet, though its choice in form has everyone scratching their heads, besides Sam and Mikaela, of course. With two new puppets under its control, something's bound to happen- though it could be good or bad.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W.
Kidnapped by an Autobot reviews
I get picked up from school by my mother- only it's not my mother. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
A Watchwher Guardian reviews
Shardock Beast Hall got their watchwher, but something isn't right. Why is its name Daysk, when its handler is Yuellan? And why is it so big? Rated T for safety. Not one of those "Person has horrible life, gets Searched, Impresses," stories.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
A New Pern reviews
Pern has been re-discovered and its knowledge gained. Mankind has realized that their dragons and species could help restore planets previously wiped free by thread. Join Iyola as she starts her life with dragons and firelizards she has never known before
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008
You've Won! reviews
When Fay wins a sweepstakes to go to Forks with four of her friends, something goes terribly wrong. Rated T because... because... Well, something's bound to come up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008