Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Fruits Basket.
Hi i'm Hannah! I just started making fanfics, so I hope when you read them you'll leave comments so I can improve myself! Flames are perfectly welcome, I can take the heat. (Pun intended) I'm a ruff tough Colorado girl as my dad says.
Here's a few things about my self.
Twilight and Harry Potter are my 2 favorite book series in the world. Never ask me to choose between the 2, I just can't do it.
I am in high school. I won't tell you what grade, just for the mystery it leaves you.
I have 1 older brother who is 17, he enjoys wrestling with me, I do not because he causes me quite a bit of phyiscal pain when he does, but he's still the best brother I could ask for...I take that back, he sucks. Hardcore.
I have an older sister who is 24, and she is probably the coolest person, I have ever met. Plus she never causes me physical pain! All in all I want to be just like her when I grow up.
I am an anime/manga dork. I enjoy many series, Tsubasa, D. Gray-Man, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, and many many more.
I'm TEAM EDWARD! 'Cause Jacob doesn't sparkle. Heh heh!
Some of my favorite quotes are-
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkly.
Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
There is no such thing as coincidence in this world, there is only the inevitable.
True love is like ghosts, everyone talks about it, but very few have seen it.
The deepest scars, are those we cannot see.
Okay, usually I hate those things that insist you have to copy and paste stuff onto you're profile, but this stuff is DAMN FUNNY!!
Female come backs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
"I was abruptly and unexpectedly anxious. What if this gangly teen with his unhealthy skin was somehow pleasing to her?" Edward, Midnight Sun. lolz
"So, Bella, I was following your scent through the woods after I left your room where I'd been watching you sleep... Yes, that would be quite the ice breaker." Edward, Midnight Sun
"And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways." Edward, Midnight Sun. I love his thoughts, they're hilarious.
Rosalie: "Is she even Italian?" Emmett: "Her name is Bella." Twilight Movie
Jessica: "She's with Jasper. He's the one who looks like he's in pain." Twilight Movie
Bella: "I need some answers." Edward: "Yes. No. To get to the other side. 1.772." Twilight Movie
If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may never return.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because you are bored.Crazy is when you you convince your self your a mythical creature and try to make other be leave the same.
Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop:
1. Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay-away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
.FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
The Perfect Boyfriend knows...
When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lies on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Find a Guy … who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
Wo calls you back when you hang up on him…
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Find a guy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
Who holds your hand in front of his friends…
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you…
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
He looked at me like I’d just told him every puppy in the world was going to die; including his own
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary
Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me
I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
Haha. I don't get it
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
Set sail in a genaral that way direction
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Okay, I don't actually expect you to C&P, but this stuff was kinda funny too.
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight copy and paste this into your profile.
If you walk around you house talking to your self about somthing that happned in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face copy this onto you're profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
pictures for forever-
nessie's cell phone-
nessie's birthday present dress
nessie's bed set
summary-Renesmee is finally full grown, and it seems as though her life can't get any better. But when tragedy strikes her life, can she deal with it for her family's sake? And after 20 long years she meets someone new, who even though she doesn't know it, will change her life forever. What kind of adventures and problems will the 2 run into during their short high school life?
summary-Bella promised Edward not to go into the woods alone, but what happens when one sunny day during a class project, she breaks that promise. What dangers will Bella find herself in? Can Edward and the others keep her out of harms way?
Twilight-Because I Left
summary-It's been 2 years since the Cullens left Bella. When Jasper's head starts to hurt, Emmett investigates, finding a girl being held down by 3 men. He saves her, only to find out the girl is non other than Bella! Why were those men after her? What had happened that left her so afraid? But most importantly, how will Edward react to this?
Fruits Basket-One's Hope
summary-When a new student comes to school, Momiji and the others notice a few things about her that seem to slip by the other students. But what's wrong with her? Why is she so distant? Can Momiji help this girl before it's too late?
D. Gray-Man/Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles-A Red Dawn
summary-I don't have a summary yet. All I can tell you is that it's a DGM/TRC crossover, lot's of drama, and I'm writing it with my best friend edtheoddfish. When it's posted it'll be on her account too, I'll try to write a good summary soon.
D. Gray-Man-Untitled (so far)
summary-One night, the exorcists all have a dream about a girl they've never met before. What happens when the same day they meet this girl, and she's an exorcist? Who is she and why does danger seem to follow her wherever she goes? Can they keep her safe? Can they unlock the mysteries of her past and her innocence?
Cardcaptor Sakura-Untited (so far)
summary-What if Sakura and Syaoran hadn't confessed before Syaoran had to go back to Hong Kong? What woud happen when he comes back just as Sakura is starting high school? Will the 2 be able to confess their love? Or will their 3 new enemies get in the way as they try to take the Saura Cards?
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