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Joined 06-03-08, id: 1594898, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Supernatural.

Hey beautiful people! My name is Dani. I love writing and I love reading, check out my stories!

You KNow You're an Author IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I saw this on someones profile and thought it was so funny...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

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What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,183 - Follows: 10,634 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Panic in the Night
Castiel is checking up on the Winchesters when Dean has a panic attack triggered from a nightmare. Sam comforts him and calms him down as Castiel looks on from his invisible perch. Established Sam/Dean relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Love You Anyways reviews
Bella, Alice and Emmet are royalty. Charlie has disappeared. When The three go to find him, who do they meet? Read to find out. AH, OOC, AU. Also! though it may not seem that way to begin with it will be canon pairings!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008
Summer of Heaven reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Emmet and Jasper have been going to the same sleep away summer camp for over 8 years. What happens when Edward is thrown into the mix? I suck at summaries guys its better than it sounds I promise! Rated M for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008