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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

February 15, 2016

Alas! A break from work and an upcoming birthday. For a birthday gift, I have been asked to sit down for two hours every day and write, regardless of which of my published or as-yet-unpublished stories percolates to the top, just so long as I write and don't stop typing except to sip my tea.

So, if during this period I do not work on the story that is nearest and dearest to your heart, my apologies. Feel free to let me know which you'd like work performed on and, while I cannot guarantee it, it might kick my subconscious into dreaming about the further chapters in your favourite.


October 26, 2015

To quote Gene Fowler, "Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead."


January 27, 2015

I am sitting in front of a toasty fire and had a thought.

As I am writing multiple stories simultaneously, should I post what I have written in-the-raw somewhere so that I can garner feedback from readers?

Let me know your thoughts in a PM.

Thank you all for your patience.


August 5, 2021

I am writing again, but instead of something new, I am going to begin the rewrite of At The End of All Things.

There are many reasons for this, but the most compelling reason is that I feel some elements are rushed and others too contrived.

Rather than overwrite the existing story, I will publish the rewrite as a new story.


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Harry Potter and the Egger Route by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witches of Karres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P.
Remaking Destiny by Lady Laran reviews
Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,774 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Callidora B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13683 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,414 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 11/12/2024 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Dance of the Veela by WolfgangNH reviews
Gabrielle and Harry cross paths at Fleur's wedding. It is a chance encounter that leads them on a whirlwind courtship. As they enter their seventh year, the Triwizard Tournament is happening at Hogwarts while things on the Continent start to head towards a second Wizarding War. AU: Older Gabi. Voldemort comes back, but not as expected. M for adult themes and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 207,604 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 10/26/2024 - Published: 5/7/2021 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] [Hermione G., Luna L.]
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 750,942 - Reviews: 6902 - Favs: 14,925 - Follows: 10,620 - Updated: 3/22/2024 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood will start the long needed reformation of the magical world, hand in hand. HP/HG/DG/LL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 311,750 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 3/17/2024 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Odds and Ends by kb0 reviews
This will be a collection of stories that are not big enough to stand on their own, and they are available for adoption. The reason for that may be one or more of the following...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,081 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/5/2024 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 8/7/2023 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 4,754 - Follows: 5,209 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,764 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 9,719 - Follows: 10,228 - Updated: 3/29/2023 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 1/27/2023 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Education by stevem1 reviews
AU. One shot. A competent and arrogant, but remorseful Snape discovers Harry at the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/10/2022 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Step by Step by Altairadactyl reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/23/2022 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.] Su L., Morag M.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 6,111 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by Altairadactyl reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,949 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/12/2022 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., OC, Wasp/Janet V.D.]
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5481 - Favs: 13,472 - Follows: 13,883 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
The Crack Pot by maschl reviews
My collection of silly HP one-shots. Mostly HHr. Now with Chapter 5: "Do You Know Who?": During their first meeting, Hagrid didn't want to speak of the past and only told Harry that he's famous because of "you know who". But Harry doesn't know who. During his first trip on the Hogwarts Express, he tries to find out more. This turns out to be much more difficult than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/22/2022 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 10,275 - Follows: 7,753 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 6,885 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 555,261 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3490 - Favs: 13,139 - Follows: 15,026 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 5,433 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Odds and Ends by Ravengrad reviews
This is a collection of various mini-stories that never made it beyond fleshing out a simple idea. Nothing I am currently developing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,439 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 3/18/2017
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 11/30/2015
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 9,415 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,641 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,818 - Follows: 5,648 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Xelan reviews
One summer, Harry visits Hermione's house and meets with her parents. Been done to death, in fact, I've written it a few times myself. Let's change it up a little, shall we? Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Dementors are born freezing by The madness in me reviews
Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Luna L. - Complete
Greatest Fear by The madness in me reviews
Ron Weasley stood waiting as the wardrobe was opened to release the boggart, fully prepared to face the creepy crawly monster that was going to emerge, only to blink in surprise at the sight in front of him. It was not a spider.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
Unidentified Servant by The madness in me reviews
Upon the east wall of the western corridor of the school of Hogwarts, hangs an unassuming painting labelled only as 'Unidentified Servant'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/5/2019 - Merlin - Complete
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,288 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Adventures Luna Never Had by Altairadactyl reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Nora A.
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
A way out by The madness in me reviews
Snape needs a way out. He can't do this anymore. He can't. He needs an escape. He needs a deal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Severus S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 326 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 731,792 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
Harry Potter Orphan (Jim Black Rashard) by Ravengrad reviews
Suppose a pre-school Harry Potter was the only survivor of a car crash. This is my take on that. VERY AU and I'm happy with that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Warts and all by slytherinsal reviews
In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 567 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
left on the doorstep like a milk bottle by slytherinsal reviews
remembering that the milkman gets to the doorstep at about 4 am, is any decent man going to just leave a baby on a doorstep? Another reason why wizards might do better to study muggles more closely rather than just despising them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 10,682 - Follows: 6,289 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 9,684 - Follows: 9,089 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 16,166 - Follows: 15,559 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 202 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 286 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Odd Ideas of a strange muse by broomstick flyer reviews
Well it seems that quite a few writers have a folder for their odd ideas or drabbles so I have decide on one for the odd tales we come up with from time to time. Some of the stuff in here will complete, some just small parts we could not use. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,826 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5047 - Favs: 16,448 - Follows: 16,720 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 2,215 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Misguided Concerns by stillamidget reviews
How did the Dursleys get off The Hut on the Rock?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 550 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 19,881 - Follows: 10,949 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Validating Occurrences: A Study in Emerald by R-dude reviews
A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Predators in the Night by apAidan reviews
Strange and terrible things stalk the wild places of Britain. Of course, for Harry Potter, a couple of them might be a bit closer to home than having to travel to Bodmin Moor. Lunar Harmony implied, though only Harry and Luna managed to wake up early enough for this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Prophecy Will Have Its Due by apAidan reviews
Prophecy will always have it's way. And usually in a way you least expect. Cross an Epilogue with a prophecy. Throw in a cat in a box and the fact the Weasleys find that grandchildren are 'cheaper by the dozen'.Mix with Harry Potter's need to be helpful, and you get a situation where prophecy is fulfilled. Sort of. A very tongue in cheek look at Prophecy in the Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,646 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Water Under The Bridge by MrBenzedrine reviews
Harry's determined to win back Hermione's heart, but can he do it without sticking his foot in his mouth? Harmony. PROMPT: "There is no need to call me Sir, Professor."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,752 - Published: 3/15/2017
Gone in 60 Seconds by dogbertcarroll reviews
When I'm bored I like to write SI stories, most of which are even crazier than my usual fare. An SI of me in Sunnydale would die quicker than an overweight, three legged zebra wading across a crocodile infested river in Africa. Of course SIs don't become vamps, that only happens to NPCs!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 563 - Published: 3/13/2017
The moments by The madness in me reviews
Relationships are defined by the moments shared. Looking back on his life Albus defined his relationship with Gellert by hundreds of moments and his relationship with Minerva by just one. AU where the Dumbledore/Grindelwald final battle was a little more... final.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Albus D., Minerva M., Gellert G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 918 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 8,142 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Secret by MrBenzedrine reviews
When Harry doesn't show up for Christmas dinner at the Weasleys, Hermione goes to investigate. When she discovers Harry's secret, she gets a bit more than she bargained for. Rated M for holiday lemons! HARMONY. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 959 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fear of the name by The madness in me reviews
Harry knew the Dark Lord was dangerous, he did; but it was just so much harder to find the name Voldemort scary after he found out it was an anagram and he just had to share that information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7332 - Favs: 16,758 - Follows: 12,416 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 2,033 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 10,564 - Follows: 7,289 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 922 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snared by a Devil by MissCHSparkles reviews
While investigating a criminal, Hermione's is cuaght his vine plant. What follows in a strange session of capture and pleasure as Hermione discovers something new. Warning, this story contains bondage and vine sex, don't like, don't read. M for a reason. Discontinued, see author's note in the last chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7876 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 8,234 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Deus Ex Machina by vvc reviews
de·us ex ma·chi·na;ˌdāəs eks ˈmäkənə; noun; an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Harry P., I. Pince - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER EIGHT MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12407 - Favs: 11,384 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
DADA Teacher by Mr. Devilson reviews
Headmaster Potter's experiences with DADA teachers never have been good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A night of Love by Harry50 reviews
Sixth year. Padma asks Harry to help her with a problem, leading to unexpected results. [Harry/ Padma/ Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Remedy for Insomnia by NinetailedJay reviews
Christmas break in Grimmauld Place during 5th year takes a small turn as Harry tried desperately to get off to sleep. However it's all but impossible with his best friend snuggled up beside him. Rated M for slight sexual content but nothing explicit. Harry X Hermione. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Christmas of the Ice Pixies by MuggleBeene reviews
Charlie Weasley wasn't looking forward to Christmas and seeing his ex-girlfriend. Someone tripping the wards in the mountains on the Romanian Reserve changed not only Christmas but everything for him. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Camilla Blue. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Charlie W., Luna L.] - Complete
Bad Dreams by TheRealH00dini reviews
A nightmare causes Hermione to seek comfort in the arms of a sleeping blonde. Fluff. Fleurmione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Fleur D., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 1,356 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 11,945 - Follows: 8,116 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
Dolohov's Regret by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
Dolohov contemplates his actions and regrets one in particular. This originally started as a one-shot but refused to let go of my muse. This story will get updated intermittently between SLY2 and ATEOATs. HP/HG/LL/GD/PPx2 am considering renaming this to "Dances with Snorkacks"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Gabrielle D.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 3,832 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 7,729 - Follows: 8,853 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Marriage Connection by Potion by sheltie reviews
Three girls decided on a lark make a potion to find their one true love. It somehow backfire, but in a good way or bad way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 354 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Padma P., Susan B.] - Complete
Terror teachers by The madness in me reviews
Arriving at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry Matilda once again finds herself faced with a terror teacher. But is the fearsome potions master really as bad as he seems? Poem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matilda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Complete
Bye, Sugar! by DeArSh reviews
Hermione questions Harry about his nickname for Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Luna L., Ginny W.] - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 872 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 470 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash. EDITED 2020/2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37353 - Favs: 31,687 - Follows: 23,002 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Revolutionary Girl Luna by Luan Mao reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 326 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Black Death by Northumbrian reviews
Three renegade Blacks, Alphard, Andromeda, and Sirius, must find ways to mourn the loss of two family members.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Complete
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Interludes and Vignettes by Cloud Zen reviews
A Collection of Drabble and One-shot ideas jointly explored and composed by Cloud Zen and Pax Humana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 595 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Disbelieving in Gravity by DeArSh reviews
"If I were to strongly object to the law of gravity, even disbelieve in it, my magic would ensure that gravity does not apply to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Holly by DeArSh reviews
Who was actually dumb enough to think that a phoenix, of all creatures, would donate a feather for some unknown wizard's wand? And Holly, of all things. That damned wood was so annoyingly ambiguous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2014 - G. Ollivander, Harry P. - Complete
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 6,176 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Calling by Luan Mao reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
A Ride into the Mountains by Luan Mao reviews
The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 16,309 - Follows: 10,348 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Now and Forever by Northumbrian reviews
The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
Winter's edge by Mystelteyn reviews
When Fleur goes looking for her sister one wintry afternoon, she finds things that are more than they seem, especially in relation to one Harry James Potter. One-shot, no pairings, very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29978 - Favs: 34,040 - Follows: 20,775 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Hermione Granger and the Relentless Pursuit by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot dealing with after the war. Too much will spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 141 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bond Thingy by JackPotr reviews
Just a little one shot I had fun with this afternoon. I can't give too many details as it's a pretty short story. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 316 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Day's Work by R-dude reviews
My name is Harry Potter. I am Kaiju Reaction Force unit A1. This is what I do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 424 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by Irish216 reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Under Edit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,725 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 12,618 - Follows: 7,994 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 373 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 8,171 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
In Search of the Most Sincere - A Tale of Halloween by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween and Harry Potter has a task more daunting than facing down a troll after two months in school, tracking down Hermione Granger when she's trying not to be found. While not a complete crossover, the story does reference the works of Charles Schultz with all do consideration to both his memory and the world of JK Rowling. And no bashing was intended or accomplished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 8,226 - Follows: 4,955 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 340 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 281 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bird Club by MuggleBeene reviews
One rainy day Harry Potter stops into Eeylops Owl Emporium to escape the rain. He leaves with more than he ever expected. AU, just a bit of fluff for the 'birds' over at the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
Of Hopes and Dreams by Gemma Ethan Whitaker reviews
After his Firebolt is confiscated Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts and encounters the Patil Twins who give him advice and change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Padma P.
Fleur's Surprise by Harry50 reviews
Fleur found something that may change Harry's life, yet she needs Hermione's help. How will this change their lives? Will Harry survive the tournament? Will Voldemort let them live? Warning: Some mature scenes inside. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Easy Choice by Emerald Ashes reviews
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 336 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong to Right by Harry50 reviews
Hermione and Ron had just been engaged, yet Harry finds it difficult to be happy for them, despite being with Ginny. M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Warrior Witch by broomstick flyer reviews
I took this down to remove/alter some parts due to the new purge on adult related material. Hermione Granger earns the name Warrior witch from the war against Voldemort. After clearing up a few things after the last battle she and Harry leave in search of her parents in Australia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,167 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 433 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Welcome Darkness by KennethRose reviews
Begins Summer holidays after Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter has gotten over his depression faster than he thought possible, and moves to increase his knowledge base and fitness. On one of his runs a 'chance' meeting changes his life as he knows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,983 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Vault by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and Ginny visit Gringotts, and find a priceless treasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 9,519 - Follows: 2,983 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Xelan reviews
The war is over. The Light triumphed. But what price that victory? What about those that fought on the front lines and sacrificed so much? What about the youth of Hogwarts? What about Hermione Granger? The war is over, but not for her. There is angst and there is mature language and reference to adult themes. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
A Little Hope by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
An 9 yr old Harry comes across a girl in the park that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P.
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 1,961 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Fair by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 219 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down by dogbertcarroll reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 6,742 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Nargles by MuggleBeene reviews
The daughter of Harry and Luna Potter decides to use her father's invisibility cloak to see Father Christmas. But Diana Potter finds out that Nargles not only exist but help Father Christmas. Can she bring one home to her Mummy? Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Arpad Hrunta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry's Happy Christmas by kb0 reviews
Harry has a special Christmas encounter in his "7th" year. (H/G)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Fading of the Light by apAidan reviews
Disaster has struck. Evil has triumphed. And only Luna sees the impending apocalypse. Well, Luna and several thousand of her closest online friends. Set in the same 'Luna gamergirl' world as Luna's Road Trip. Rated T for convention references. The second chapter is set within NCSoft's 'City of Heroes' and involves Luna and several persons from that world, which is now gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunar Madness by Takao1160 reviews
The Quirky Ravenclaw has always had a method to her madness. Meet the real Luna and let the real fun begin with Harry and Hermione along for the ride. This is H/HR/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 431 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Three to Triumph by HermiHugs reviews
An ancient prophecy foretold a period of great struggle before the dawn of a new era of peace and harmony. This win for the 'light' is brought about by a 'Being Supreme' a result of joining of three bonded magical humans. Abandoned at an young age H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,143 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 286 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Harry by keitaya reviews
Why is Harry the only one to pay for repairs to Gringotts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Changes by keitaya reviews
One choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3876 - Favs: 11,042 - Follows: 7,448 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 11,539 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It Ain't Easy Being Lord Baron Potter Black by MuggleBeene reviews
AU. Harry has been invested as Lord-Baron Potter-Black and wears the Potter ring, but his ancestors have a little surprise for him. The surprise? The ring has an heir compulsion charm. Not set in the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry & Gabrielle by Ravengrad reviews
My take on the semi-classic Harry and Gabrielle story. Or should that be my twist on... Ah it doesn't matter. This story was finalized in 2008 and has been residing on my hard drive. Hope you like it. If not stop reading it and go read something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 529 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 740 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When a Friend is Upset by Lonely God reviews
When Ron leaves Harry and Hermione in Deathly Hallows. Short one-shot. Contains lemon. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 12,737 - Follows: 6,346 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Remove a Wizarding Portrait 101 by shannalynn reviews
Fed up by the not so eloquent speeches shot her way by the late Walburga Black's portrait, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands with a little help from Sirius. No pairings. Just a fun little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Watcher at the Gates by apAidan reviews
While the afterlife is supposed to be beyond the petty concerns of mortal life, sometimes events carry over. Rating for mention of sensitive subjects/concepts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Be a Mice Elf, Again? by apAidan reviews
Harry hurries home to where Hermione has been waiting all day to find out if she's been accepted to practice law in the muggle courts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17317 - Favs: 13,463 - Follows: 11,651 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 9,962 - Follows: 4,993 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Silken Night by pettybureaucrat reviews
Hermione has been searching for something since the war ended. Has she finally found it in the arms of Gabrielle? Femmeslash, Hermione/Gabrielle. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Hermione G., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 257 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's In a Name? by apAidan reviews
It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Professor and his Landlady by Northumbrian reviews
Two former members of Dumbledore's Army make some life-changing decisions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 9,070 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Burn of the Phoenix by laughandlove reviews
...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 181 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Humbert does laundry by Poison-Quills reviews
During their travels Lo runs out of items to wear.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Head Boy And Girl by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a little one-shot looking at Harry and Hermione as Head Boy and Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Judgement of Harry by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Pansy crashes Slughorn's party, and Harry must choose who the most beautiful is. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Last Save by apAidan reviews
Being a keeper is more of a mindset than it is a job, as Oliver Wood showed during his life. His final save came in his last game for England. Written for thecompletebookworm's 'In Memoriam' challenge. The prompt was 'waterfall'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gabrielle D., Ginny W. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 282 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strings Attached by HermiHugs reviews
A Harry and hermione fluff, one shot. A magical way for Harry to propose to the one girl that he cannot live without. Set during their fifth year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Don't Mess With the BDA! by Drauchenfyre reviews
Ever wonder why Voldie & Co. never attacked the Grangers? The answer: Professional Courtesy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Black Plague by A House Divided reviews
Harry is attacked by a dark wizard at the age of six. He vanishes with only one person witness. Five years later he's back, and he just wants to have some fun. If Volde'll let him that is. Proto!Potter. HPxHarem. Crack!Fic. MagicalCreature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 531 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 364 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 308 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
The Power He Knew Not by apAidan reviews
What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas by Paladeus reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 841 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Once by Xelan reviews
Neville knows something bad is about to happen and he wants to warn Harry. Someone is looking for Hermione, and it is someone that she least expects. Will Neville make Harry understand what is at stake or will he be too late? H/Hr and N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 336 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 932 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 13,878 - Follows: 6,749 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
They Will NOT Approve by Itsme66 reviews
One thing they were both sure of: Her parents would NOT approve. Rated for sex, bits of language and slight ickiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 8,498 - Follows: 4,293 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Good News by Xelan reviews
A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Reinforcements by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a little look at those who charged to Hogwarts' aid in the final part of the Battle of Hogwarts. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Charlie W. - Complete
There's A Reason to Fear the Dark by apAidan reviews
Antonin Dolohov saw a chance to escape from Azkaban and took it. Unfortunately for him. AU-set in the same world as "The Ninth Day of Christmas" For those whom are upset by plural marriages, there is a momentary reference to such in this story. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Antonin D., Luna L. - Complete
Get it Right this time by twilliams1797 reviews
Albus Dumbledore receives an ultimatum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 409 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 995 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Finer Points of Potion Making by Poison-Quills reviews
Oneshot: Nobody understands the dedication it takes to provide Hogwarts with quality potion materials.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 380 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5794 - Favs: 14,550 - Follows: 7,290 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4842 - Favs: 15,020 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bestest HouseElf by grenouille7777 reviews
Dobby - devoted servant and loyal friend. What would it take to prove himself a hero? AU. Post final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Dobby - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 1,208 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 1,485 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 6,718 - Follows: 2,499 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
More Than Familiar by grenouille7777 reviews
While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig
Harry and Gabi by muggledad reviews
Does love really withstand all? Can they truly complete each other while navigating the deadly life that others build around them? Harry/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 151,903 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 8,764 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prisoners Of Azkaban by The Unusual Suspect reviews
My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I Condemn You by Itsme66 reviews
Seven years ago, those he thought he knew condemned him. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Slightly angsty. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 10,407 - Follows: 2,882 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 1,400 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 1,310 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 13,793 - Follows: 6,017 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 8,351 - Follows: 2,049 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Incredible by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,681 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 392 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 7,715 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Closet by tumshie reviews
One-shot, Many fanfic authors have Hogwarts being sentient, what if it was and so were the broom closets. Re-edited and re-posted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 1,452 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 6,792 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 6,584 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 377 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mrs Lovegood Remembers by Aealket reviews
This is a follow on for "Mr. Lovegood Thinks". It covers things that I had wanted to say, but could not fit into that tale. Thanks to Dave Gerecke for acting as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Because of Hermione Granger by Seel'vor reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 609 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
Screams Part Six: Flowers in the Wind by cloneserpents reviews
Hermione and Harry spend a lazy day on a small hill. DARK SUBJECT MATTER! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Home by reptilia28 reviews
For years, Hermione has been surrounded by loved ones, and yet never been so alone. For years, Hermione has been waiting. Waiting to go home. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 383 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rising Phoenix by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,789 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Screams Part Five: The Downside of Immortality by cloneserpents reviews
Voldemort, longing for vengeance against Harry and Hermione, is resurrected for the second time. Evil Dark H-Hr Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Screams Part Four: Cause and Effect by cloneserpents reviews
What happened to Hermione while Harry was unconscious in the story "Reunion"? Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 575 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Worming Together by Almost Anonymous reviews
One shot where Harry and Hermione take a lesson from worms to get together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Late by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry's realization of his deepest feelings comes too late. Warning for character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Couch by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry's sleeping on the couch for making Hermione mad, but nothing's that simple with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Books and Cleverness by Almost Anonymous reviews
What if J. K. Rowling's depiction of the Harry Potter world wasn't quite accurate?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screams Part Three: Reunion by cloneserpents reviews
Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 9,013 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fugitive Fates by The-Caitiff reviews
Sequel to Taking Hostages. Join the newly married Harry and Gabrielle Potter as they try to figure everything out during the one year truce with Voldemort. Some comedy, some plot, and a few Zombies thrown in for fun. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Almost Anonymous reviews
Molly Weasley gets her dream of a one big happy Weasley family... kind of. Warning: probably not what you think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Boring Day? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry spends a boring day with Hermione, but then the day turns out not to be so boring after all. Silly, pointless and fluffy. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much Information by Almost Anonymous reviews
With Hermione and Harry dating, Ron feels a bit left out and wants to spend more time with his best friends, but ends up being weirded out. Rating for language, just to be safe. Warning: contains silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screams Part One by cloneserpents reviews
After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Another Way to Strip by shanejayell reviews
Airi is on a mission to find a spell mark in a most unusual town. Shoujoai
Those who hunt elves - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pumpkin Pie with Chocolate by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry is presented with a choice of desserts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gold Star of Christmas by Sable Fennec reviews
Harry, Luna and Hermione decorate a Christmas tree. It's sappy. It's romantic. It's also a threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 348 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 1,013 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Forgotten Anniversary by Almost Anonymous reviews
A bit of pointless HarryHermione fluff. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking the Shadows by Almost Anonymous reviews
An angsty and sad sortie. OneShot. Warning: Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Parents Find Out by Almost Anonymous reviews
Lily and James find out about Harry's romantic entanglements. AU. HGHr threesome, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Addicted by Almost Anonymous reviews
Fluffy and silly oneshot. PostOotP, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Tonks by BrattyJedi reviews
She surveyed the room, slowly turning her head to examine the cocoa on the floor, the cabinet doors, the counter tops, and herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Kiss Is Just A Kiss by Almost Anonymous reviews
A silly, little oneshot. Luna kisses Ron, Ron gets mad and silliness ensues when he tells Harry, Hermione and Ginny...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 372 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Green Fog by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Animagus UhOh by Jadedmagus reviews
Harry has a new animagus form. Run girls of Hogwarts, Run.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 7,424 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Boring Bookworm by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry visits his best friend after another argument with his wife, who had hit him with spell he's never heard of before. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 479 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 618 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry's Harem by udderpd reviews
Complete One Shot. A Fluffy piece of happy Harry and really the title says it all Shipping HPHG-PP-SB-DG-GW also mentioning RWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 278 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Never Say Never by Alexandra Ravensblood reviews
COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
THE ELVES' REVENGE by Rod G reviews
The title says it all.Rated M Recommended for Age 16 for . . . well,you'll see.
Those who hunt elves - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Complete
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She wolf reviews
A subtle HP/HG/LL story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Story Snippets reviews
Ideas I will likely never complete but wouldn't get out of my head until I wrote them down. Many of them are dark. Most of them come from dreams; some might say nightmares. These are not likely to be fluffy. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
At The End Of All Things reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Coven. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Harry's Best Friend reviews
Harry meets Hermione on the train and names her his best friend. Not having been anyone's friend, let alone best friend, before, Hermione doesn't know what to do. Luckily, she finds a book by S. O. P. Black on how to be the best best friend a guy could ask for. Unwittingly (or not) she takes everything she reads to heart. EXTREMELY AU - responsible Dursleys, Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 589 - Published: 10/26/2015
A Kind Of Hush reviews
This is a collection of the random, often one-shot, stories and plot bunnies which traverse the neural pathways of my mind. I hope that you enjoy them. This 'story' will not be added to with any regularity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Dolohov's Regret reviews
Dolohov contemplates his actions and regrets one in particular. This originally started as a one-shot but refused to let go of my muse. This story will get updated intermittently between SLY2 and ATEOATs. HP/HG/LL/GD/PPx2 am considering renaming this to "Dances with Snorkacks"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Gabrielle D.
Secret Loves Year 1 reviews
A boy's parents have been murdered and he has been left of the doorstep of his Aunt and Uncle. Harry Potter was the saviour of Magical Britain. This is Year 1 of the Secret Loves series. Chapter 1 takes us from that fateful night up to his meeting Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Secret Loves Year 2 reviews
A continuation of "Secret Loves" wherein Hermione admits to herself liking more than just the way Harry hugs. This is a Hermione-centric, Harry/Hermione/Polyamorous. It is not a harem story the way most people think of "harem" in fan fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,862 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Bellatrix Lestrange's Heartfelt Warning reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange receives an invitation to meet Harry Potter's best friend and discuss spells, curses, and charms, she is only too happy to meet with the little mudblood and teach the proper place for her in magical society. And like others, Bella underestimates her. No relationships. Torture, torture, torture, muggle surgical techniques discussion, and more torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lost Knowledge Harry Potter and the Living Wards reviews
Witches and Wizards are forgetful, lazy and have no common sense. Ancient and Noble houses they may be, but they can still be destroyed. Or can they? Long forgotten lore concerning the lands of these families is about to come to light again. HP/HG/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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