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Joined 06-04-08, id: 1595039, Profile Updated: 04-23-11
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock.

Hello, welcome, you found my page congrats. Must have been hard etc. etc.

I've written only a few fanfictions in my life, of dubious quality. Otherwise I have helped write fanfics with OddlySane. Exciting stuff.

I am a Londoner that moved home. Real tragedy.

I speak English, Irish, German, BSL, Auslan and NZSL.I can read French.

This profile will never be updated properly because I am incredibly lazy.

Fandoms

Artemis Fowl

Alex Rider

Harry Potter

Life on Mars

Ashes to Ashes

Doctor Who

Torchwood

Sherlock

...it's not a very extensive list.

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Lifeline by TrooperCam reviews
Companion piece to DIYSheep's The Contract, Story has strong language and adult content.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/16/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Collapse by BackToTheStart reviews
A secondary collapse occurs at the crane accident site, and there are repercussions for everyone.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,701 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Mockingbird by Skin and Pit reviews
AU. Sherlock doesn't like pediatricians until he meets Dr. Watson, who gives him skulls instead of lollies.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3951 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Ones Who Stay and The Ones Who Leave by bulmablue-eyes reviews
Sherlock asks John and Mycroft to go with him to his favourite place from his childhood. Major Character Death, euthanasia
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by A Benediction reviews
Sherlock resorts to a deeply reckless means to an end. When sickening consequences result, he realises he has grossly overestimated his own emotionlessness. Now John must take the lead. M for borderline non-con and language. Please read and review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Space Around Me by ScopesMonkey reviews
Moriarty takes something too valuable from Sherlock. Sherlock/John established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Disintegration by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a debilitating terminal disease. John is there for him. Character death, non-explicit slash. Written for the LiveJournal kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
SOS, SAS by WingsOutSpread reviews
SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Found by KathainBowen reviews
After years imprisoned, House is finally found. Shortish missing scene tag to the Contractverse - Pencils Are Dangerous from Alex as seen from House's POV.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Kindness of Strangers by KathainBowen reviews
A random chance encounter leads to a bittersweet present for House the first Christmas after his release from prison and a few years after Steve McQueen has passed away. Tag to the Contractverse - Pencils Are Dangerous.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Der Vertrag by DIY Sheep reviews
The German version of The Contract translated by the lovely Chaoskir. If you don't know German, don't bother.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - German - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Challenge by vampassassin reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Little Boy Lost by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf is being haunted. It's really the only way to describe what's happening. One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Things We're Blind To by CunningMascara reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Labor by Nyxelestia reviews
As insane as Jack was pregnant, she’s even worse in labor. Ben is still at her side, though, and Alex is still of no help at all. Sequel to ‘Pregnancy’, Part 3 of my Jack Daniels series. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Alex Rider and Yet Another Mission by WingsOutSpread reviews
MI6 never got the hint of him never wanting another mission, nor why he hates them. Sent off to spy on the oddest bunch of assassins with K-Unit trailing along, can this end with happiness or will it all spell disaster for Alex?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Obstruction of Justice by Simply Shelby reviews
Alex is having nightmares. And Jack decides something needs to be done about it. Takes place eight months after Resurgence. Third Piece in the For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Choice is a Misconception by Scorpia710 reviews
Scorpia doesn’t take well to MI6’s threats regarding Alex. In response, they attack anyone he's ever known. Including K Unit. Wolf will have to put aside any grudges he still holds to keep Alex alive. But keeping him alive will be harder then they know.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,331 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Blood Bonding by Jake Caldefore reviews
Previously called "To Fly on the Winds of Change." MI6's SAS K-Unit was sent to investigate a strange call from a lab, and they find something shocking in the dreaded Room 160. On the floor, Alex lay. The most surprising thing, though, were his wings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Change by TrooperCam reviews
A story written for the LiveJournal Household Archeology Challange. My take on what's under House's couch. Short and different from my usual gig. Reviews make excellent painkillers. Complete 5/27/08
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - G. House - Complete
Nightmare by wscaster reviews
What started as a trip to help with some team building turns into a nightmare. This is a Countrycide story, yes it's probably been done to death but it's plot bunny that just wouldn't leave me alone!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Different Than Them by jessa-beth reviews
Remus Lupin has always been different. This is a Marauders tale, and a coming of age story following Remus through all his years at Hogwarts, and exploring how he dealt with being so different. This story will probably will never be finished, I'm afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Remus L.
Of a Thursday by sydedalus reviews
House meets blood clot. A fill in for the infarction set in that time period and based on Three Stories. HouseWilson strong friendship. Hurt comfort, angst, drama. WIP. Please R & R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,694 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 5/18/2005 - G. House, Stacy W.
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Day by Day reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't get into accidents, he causes them. Except one day, he does.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2015
Nothing Tastes as Good reviews
Sherlock Holmes is 16 years old when he's admitted to an eating disorder clinic. Cue Victor Trevor, a nosy ex-classmate who just hangs around. WARNINGS: SI, swearing, ED, slash, drug and alcohol (ab)use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Problem with Sign Names reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Drugs Don't Work reviews
Sherlock's drug years and how Lestrade helped. Based on the song The Drug's Don't Work - The Verve. Warnings: eventual non-graphic slash, drug use and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
Bound and Gagged Epilogue reviews
The aftermath to torture will never be fun. Slash, mentions of toture, John/Sherlock, slight mention of jokey John/Mycroft. An epilogue to Bound and Gagged.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete