MauMauKa
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Joined 06-04-08, id: 1595090
Author has written 44 stories for Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Twilight, True Blood, Losers, Supernatural, Stand By Me, Black Swan, 2010, Hide and Seek, Simpsons, A-Team, and Elysium.
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Three Hit Men and a Little Lady by Invisible Ranger reviews
Kruger, Crowe and Drake, the three tough guy mercenaries, get their nastiest Black Ops assignment yet: looking out for Delacourt's headstrong, stowaway 5-year old niece while headed home to war-torn South Africa. How will they ever survive the grenades, the EMPs, and the terror of babysitting a small child?
Elysium - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/3 - C.M. Kruger, OC
My Crazy Pilot by Good Ol' Fashion Cola reviews
When Murdock is flirting with another man in a bar, Face has to cope with a whole new bunch of emotions towards his favorite crazy pilot friend. Including jealousy. Eventually slash: Face/Murdock.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - H.M. Murdock, T. Peck/Faceman
Long, Long Way From Home by Dr. Sexy M.D reviews
Cass sends Sam and Dean to a parallel universe where they meet Jared and Jensen! Lots of humor, hurt!Dean, different pairings and hotness! Check inside for more details. Rated M for Language and Steam!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,795 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Wake Up, You've Got Boy Problems by sistokid reviews
SLASH. It's unbelievable how oblivious people can be when the one freaking person they should be with is sitting right next to them. Or lying right next to them. Or tackling them into the snow and simultaneously ripping their jacket off. Chris/Gordie
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009
Flowers are Personal Things by LJlashlarue reviews
Luna helps Hermione study Ancient Runes, and herself. Girlsex, if this bothers you, skip this, please. Two chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Ain't That Something by Crazy Fool Stiney reviews
Five times someone thought Face and Murdock were in love and the one time the absolute blind fools finally realized they were. Slash. Original Series
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Valentine's Day Or as the Losers call it, Hell by jujitsuelf reviews
The team are forced to attend a Valentine's ball, it can only go downhill from there. Rated T to begin with, more mature content later, warnings are posted on individual chapters.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Indigo Feather by Jensen's Petunia reviews
"Cougar then promptly put himself between Jensen and everyone and everything else. He was growling fiercely and had a very deadly look in his eyes." Yeah, so I wanna keep it a surprise so here's a quote. Rated M for later. For Gottalovealoser and JB. W/CC
Losers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
The Jensenitas by Lily Zen reviews
Cougar has feelings for Jensen. He knows this. He also knows that he can't express them, so he does the next best thing and finds Jensenitas. One-sided C/J. Very short series of drabbles.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Breaking the Rules by SoulofChibs reviews
WINCEST, follows the history of Dean and Sam both realizing their feelings for one another. Hugely character driven, not much storyline or plot, but if you like these two together, you won't be disappointed!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ice in Arizona by limpet666 reviews
Words spoken by accident spark unresolved issues and feelings, and what happens in Arizona, stays in Arizona. F/M Slash
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Struck Down by AssortedScribbler reviews
The best way to tame a dragon is to beat it at it's own game. Miranda/Andy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The Hat by Shady Carson reviews
Poor Jensen just does'nt get it, how could Cougar Love that hat more than he loved him? And why the hell, is he letting that girl crawl all over him!
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
A Plan is All It Will Take by peacefulsands reviews
Summary : Jensen is using military precision to plan exactly how he's going to ask Cougar out. Things just don't pan out quite the way he planned though.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Chance Encounter by limpet666 reviews
For 100fanfics prompts 'Beginnings'. Being on leave is a time for drinking, women and fun. So in their first encounter, 2 out of 3 isn't bad. F/M Slash
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Sleepover by limpet666 reviews
With the law closing in again, Face finds himself at the VA to take refuge with Murdock for the night. F/M Slash
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
I Wanna Believe In You by Damion Starr reviews
There were few certainties in Cougar's life. One was he was hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Jake Jensen...and Cougar was going to kill Wade for what he'd done to his hacker. Slash J/C, past non-con Jensen/Wade, slash, trigger: rape description.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Alcoba Azul by LaVioleBlanche reviews
As I mentioned in Estaci del Anima: Cougar tells Jensen how he feels. In Spanish. Cougar feels better, Jensen has no clue what's going on, and everything goes well. Then Jensen buys a Spanish dictionary. M/M Rated M for later chapters.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
Estaci Del Anima by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Cougar has bad dreams, which are par for the course for Cougar. This time it's different, though. This time it's Jensen. M/M
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Screaming In My Silence by Damion Starr reviews
This was his own personal hell. Slash, Cougar/Jensen
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
The Price of Milk by sistokid reviews
SLASH. Gordie had just been getting a gallon of milk when some idiots decided to hold up the store. Of course, they end up wanting a hostage, and who do they pick? Wild guess, folks. Gordie/Chris. Oneshot.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Chris C., Gordie L. - Complete
Missing Dead by jen331 reviews
Summary: Sookie and Pam have an unexpected problem. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I'm just playing for fun.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sookie, Pam
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Bless Us O Lord, the Fruits of Our Labors reviews
Stress and alcohol don't mix. Neither do papayas and one badass mercenary! Put them all together and Secretary Delacourt has all the ingredients for a VERY memorable Christmas. Crack!Fic
Elysium - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10 - C.M. Kruger
Never As Sweet as This reviews
A troubled Face seeks help from a priest. The answer isn't what he expected.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Face, Murdock - Complete
A Birthday Tale reviews
Traditions are important, but Face isn't so sure about this one.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Face, Murdock, BA, Hannibal - Complete
The Legacy of Dreams
Murdock has special gifts. Now he needs an heir
Crossover - A-Team & Losers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
Big Brown Eyes, Crazy Sense of Humor
Old friends are reunited and new feelings are faced when the team travels to San Francisco!
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,186 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Face, Murdock
Trampoline reviews
It's impossible to feel unhappy on a trampoline.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Face, Murdock - Complete
How Tawnia Survived the Team reviews
Amy is no longer part of the A-Team. Or so Hannibal thinks.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Amy, Tawnia - Complete
If You Ever Want to See another Twinkie reviews
Poor B.A.! The A-Team's life is hard enough, but when you have a crazy pilot and a mischievous conman along for the ride, anything can happen.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Dulce et Decorum est Bogey reviews
Sometimes even the A-Team needs to cry. Rated T for language. Kind of slashy if you squint.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Consequences reviews
The Team heads to the beach for a little sun n' fun! Crack!Fic. Rated M for mature themes. No lemons yet, but the trees are being planted...
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Murdock - Complete
Thank You, Clive Christian reviews
Four guys. A closed van. Bean burritos and a priceless solution!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Face, Murdock
A Man Has to Do What a Man has to Do reviews
We know all of Murdock's tics and twitches, but what about Face's
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Pole Dancing With Integrity reviews
Looking for her husband in a sleazy bar, Miranda gets the shock of her life.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
What Are Sisters For? reviews
Tired of her brother's moping, Jackie Jensen decides to take things into her own hands.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
1,001 Nights reviews
Pam and Eric find something unexpected in the basement.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,852 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Pam, Eric N.
Our Home Is Each Other reviews
Chris faces death. Can Gordie tell him how he feels before it's too late?
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Chris C., Gordie L.
Were the Simpsons Ever Normal? reviews
Bart has a secret. As it turns out, so does Lisa...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S.
Leave It Alone reviews
The title says it all!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sam W., Ben B.
Where Nobody Can Find Me reviews
Emily meets "Charlie" for the first time
Hide and Seek - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
More Than Enough for Me reviews
Carlos is more than enough for Jake.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
Who needs a handsome prince?
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Nina S., Lily - Complete
Jensen's Pet reviews
Jensen acquires a pet. Havoc ensues. Crack!fic
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - J. Jensen - Complete
Once They Put You In a Box reviews
Chris isn't the only one trapped in Castle Rock.
Stand By Me - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Chris C., Ace M. - Complete
Scourges reviews
Cougar remembers.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
The Santa Trap reviews
Clay gets into the Christmas spirit! Some C/J references.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Midnight reviews
Jensen's always there when Cougar needs him.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Questions reviews
Jensen has questions. Lots of them. Can Cougar possibly answer them? Crack!fic
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/11/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
The Hair reviews
in which Cougar reveals the long silky tresses hidden under his hat and Jensen has a glee fit, touches it, and...
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Everything Happens to Jensen reviews
Poor Jensen! The title says it all. Please read the A/N before reading further.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
A Day at the Fair reviews
Jensen makes an unusual wager.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Limpets Are My Favorite Animals reviews
Cougar is even more fun when he's asleep! More fun fluff!
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
In the Backseat reviews
Car trips can be hell, even with heavenly beings.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
Castiel's Song reviews
Castiel misses Heaven.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Don't Mess With Buttons You Know Nothing About reviews
Clay meddles with something he shouldn't
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
Fluffy Fun at the Laundromat! At Jensen's expense, of course.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Peanut Butter reviews
Thou Shalt Not Question the Cooking
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Eric Goes Shopping reviews
Sookie gives Eric a difficult challenge. Will he succeed?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
A YOUNG FLEDGLING'S BLACKBOARD SAYINGSPART 2 reviews
More silliness for people with too much time on their hands! ;-D
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jessica H. - Complete
A YOUNG FLEDGLING'S BLACKBOARD SAYINGS reviews
Pure silliness!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jessica H. - Complete
Miranda, Watch My Head Spin reviews
Emily finally snaps. Femmeslash. Don't like, don't read. I, of course, own none of the content.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,864 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
Wicked Curveball reviews
WARNING: COMPLETELY NON-CANON! No flames, please. A/N: What if, that night in the studio, instead of James, Bella comes face to face with Victoria? A/U Femmeslash. Don't like, don't read. One-shot. I OWN NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
Malfoy Malfunctions reviews
In Which We Learn that Wizards have no Psychological Resistance to Muggle Television.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Scene 24 34 reviews
An amusing drabble for *Monty Python* lovers! I own nothing and no one, and am not making any money from anything. Implied h/d slash. Don't like/don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Respect reviews
Hermione is captured by Lucius Malfoy, but does non-con really pay?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete