Clam Chowder1
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Joined 01-24-02, id: 159520
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IMPORTANTNESS!

Well it seems as though ff.net clearly does not want to host the Cliche Catalogue, as it has been abruptly deleted for some obscure reason. This has happened before, and I usually just fix what the problem was and repost it. This will not be happening again, as I'm sick and bloody tired of this shit.

Updates on future chapters and whatnot will continue to be announced here, with links, but the Catalogue itself will not be here. Thanks to all of my lovely and faithful reviewers - smoochies to all of you!

LINKS: The Cliche Catalogue (or half of it at least) is archived at http://www.riddikulus.org/authorLinks/Clam_Chowder/

And, as always, the Smut Edition of the Catalogue can be found at http://members.fortunecity.com/samlives/cliche.html

UPDATE: My email address has changed - any messages sent to my old one I would not have recieved, so I apologise for not replying. My spiffy new address is chowderhead@gmail.com.

Also, I have now finished school (*dances*) and am now getting back into the habit of reposting old chapters (now at Fiction Alley - see above) and writing new ones (currently doing Time Travel).

That's all for now! :D

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Thirty Second Romances by FishOutOfWater reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Marauders and the Triwizard Tournament by tempestuous reviews
Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Spam by Sunshine Lollypops Klainebows reviews
A poem dedicated to the one truth of Monty Python....Spam
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2001
A Day in the Life of Newt Scamander reviews
Follow the legendary Newt Scamander through a day in his life, in which he encounters fear, nostalgia, strange revelations, severe memory loss and the wrath of his wife Porpentina. Utterly, utterly silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/13/2003