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Note: Descriptions of most fanfics I'm working on are at the bottom, so if there's a mention of a fanfic you don't recognize, look there
Sorry for not being active, I'm currently working on a few books (one is called Codename Kryptonite, the other is called Ohana) so if you other see either of those published, it's me :D
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
First Day At School:
Falling In Love:
Getting back together:
Birth of Child:
Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
WHAT IS 22?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Great Woman come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)
29 reasons why girls are the best
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf, Artemis GOH
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
If you think that the sexiest line ever is "I love you" and "I know" post this on your profile.
who writes fan fiction for the Bible???
OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! (duh. I'm a total OZhead. In fact, I'm Elphie!)
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (are you KIDDING! of COURSE!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (My friend may or may not have stared at me like I'm a freak when I started ranting about the Wizard being evil... And I have a lot of obsessions, so...)
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theater that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile (of course, all the time. There's hardly a day that I don't)
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile (Asexual and Queer as Fuck)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (definitely, alllll the time)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (hey, I think we're ALL weird and proud)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (duh, every day, I sprained my ankle like that too O.o)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. ( wow. that sounds sad O.o)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (hmmm...ok, I guess you could say that)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile (I LOVE chocolate!)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (yeah! I do!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time, all the time. I think all of my friends do)
Bold what you have done
Graduated High School.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Failed a class.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself (accident)
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day. (Does changing schools count :P)
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Been to jail.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital (not overnight).
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had stitches. (From surgery)
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo. (soooooon)
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire. (camp overnight)
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
To all of you amazing reviewers/favoriters/alerters/readers: THANK YOU! You are all amazing! you've put up with my horrid grade 4-5 writing, my random moodswings of writing, my never updating but always starting new fics, my now fixed mary-sues, and more... I'm so sorry about the lack of updates and short chapters when updated.
Songs which make me think of certain people:
Ron/Hermione: I'd Lie, Taylor Swift; Pretending, Glee
Ginny/Harry: Meet me on Diagon Alley, Ministry of Magic (JK, JK... not really kidding)
Neville: Stronger, Britney Spears
Hermione: I'd Lie, Taylor Swift/Get it Right, Glee
Lily/James: Pretending, Glee/
Rose/Scorpius: Love Story, Taylor Swift, (in my Rose Weasley world) You belong with me, Taylor Swift/Pretending, Glee
The Golden Trio: Good Riddance (time of your life), Green Day/ Wake me up when September ends, Green Day/ I'll Stand By You
DA: Don't Stop Believing, Journey/Loser Like Me, Glee
Work in progresses:
A Whole New World: HP universe. What if, during their fifth/fourth year, the DA members were sent to NYAMA (New York Academy of Magical Arts)? What if Draco was good, and was in the DA? What if they met people who were so like them, yet so different? Watch that happen. Majority of focus is on OCs
Beauty From Pain: Make it or Break it. Payson Keeler and Austin Tucker have known each other for years. He's like her big brother, she's the younger sister he was telling Kaylie about (in theory). Starts when Payson's 12 and Austin's 16, but then skips to S1. Won't cover every episode. (really not sure how to summarize it)
Alice in Warblerland: When tomboy Diana Alice Archer moves from NYC to Ohio, she was supposed to go to Crawford Country. But, due to some error, she finds herself at Dalton Academy for boys. Can this city girl survive an all male boarding school, or will the drama of her old life and secrets be too much?
I'm Through Accepting Limits: Santana isn’t always a bitch. She has a younger sister at a boarding school for arts. So what does Santana do when her sister transfers to McKinley? Post Comeback, Santana’s not with Sam. Klaine, Brittana, SamxOC
Also: My polyvore where you can find outfits for 90% of my recentish fanfics is rose-weasley-malfoy (dot) polyvore (dot) com
My personal polyvore which is just random outfits is he-was-never-mine-to-lose (dot) polyvore (dot) com
My pinterest with fanfic stuff (and random stuff) is randomestfandoms (pinterest (dot) com/randomestfandoms)