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Note: Descriptions of most fanfics I'm working on are at the bottom, so if there's a mention of a fanfic you don't recognize, look there
Sorry to anyone trying to PM me, for some reason my PM isn't working and I can't go on forums/communities anymore >:( I'll figure it out, but please don't think I'm trying to ignore any of you. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, so I make no promises.
Sorry for not being active, I'm currently working on a few books (one is called Codename Kryptonite, the other is called Ohana) so if you other see either of those published, it's me :D
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all
When life hands you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember:
I promise to remember Percy
Part 2: (My own, so if taken, I expect credit)
RIP Bianca Di Angelo. You were the best sister anyone could have. Nico lives well and we will remember you when we see a girl raise her younger sibling.
RIP Zoë Nightshade. You deserve to be remembered. We promise to remember you whenever someone is punished for fallowing their hearts.
RIP all of you who died after Kronos' raid of camp. We will remember you all when one dies for the safety of their homes
RIP Charlie Beckendorf, you helped save the world. We will remember you when someone is amazing with metal.
RIP Selina Beauregard. You are with Charlie and a true hero. We will remember you when we see true beauty.
RIP Lenus, you are a true hero. We will remember you when we see laurels.
RIP, Ethan Nakamura. You were a hero. We will think of you when we think of true balance.
RIP, Luke Castellan. You are loved by all. Whenever we see someone make a bad choice we will remember you.
I WISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm from and love NEW YORK, so I MUST BE IN A GANG
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I like fire so I MUST be a crazy arsonist
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: Empire State of Mind
Waking Up: Tied together with a smile
First Day At School: Light up the world
Falling In Love: I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Love Panic! at the Disco, but really?)
Fight Song: Loser Like Me
Breaking Up: Firework
Prom night: Me Against the Music
Life: Better Than Revenge
Mental Breakdown: What doesn't Kill You (Stronger)
Driving: Jesus Take the Wheel (I'm screwed...)
Flashback: Long Live
Getting back together: Heart Like Mine (Randomness :D)
Wedding: The Only Exception
Birth of Child: Fifteen
Final Battle: Run the World (Girls)
Funeral Song: Fighter
Final Credits: Thank You For the Music
Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
WHAT IS 22?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Don't make me over
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."
"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."
"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
Live dangerous…Run with scissors.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying
Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
Music is my boyfriend.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
You own a mobile phone.
Black is one of the colours you wear the most.
You can skateboard.
You love the computer.
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You like loud music.
Being scared is a good thing, it means you still have something to lose.
If you get scared at a movie, just throw candy at the people sitting in front of you.
Midnight is a form of dawn for those who desperately await the coming of a new day.
Some may judge a book by a cover, others may judge it by its first page,
Eternity is beyond our comprehension, but love is the closet thing we have to it,
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.
The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.
Some men see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of things that never were and say, "Why not?"
Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.
Don’t say goodbye because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting. - peter pan
If you live to be 100 I hope I live 100 minus one day so I never have to be here without you. - Whinnie the Pooh
I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed.
Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the memories, ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live.
You know something sad I know more about Harry Potter than American History.
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
Be yourself & I promise people will enjoy it; & if they don’t forget them.
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
A perfect life is one with flaws as is a perfect person
The thirst for knowledge is dangerous when taken to far
Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self.
Let us dare to be ourselves for we do that better than anyone else
The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you can not do
The past was. Tomorrow maybe. Only today is.
In life, as in baseball sometimes getting on base is as important as hitting a home run.
Sometimes the most forceful statement you can make is to remain silent.
You can’t change that which you don’t accept
The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, in an instant, turned back into a man. Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. “Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him.“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Cheese. milk's leap toward immortality.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? (lethal= deadly if you didn't know)
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a pack of waterballons:
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list...
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About 93 of the female population would die if the Miley Cyrus decided to jump off a building. Post this on your page if you are the 7 that would yell "Jump Bitch!"
Great Woman come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)
29 reasons why girls are the best
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf, Artemis GOH
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
If you think that the sexiest line ever is "I love you" and "I know" post this on your profile.
If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile.
Today, we were drawing food chains in biology class. I drew grass, then an arrow pointing to a unicorn, then another one to Voldemort. Genius? Yes. MLIA.
Today, I came home from work as usual. I have a small chalkboard in my kitchen, for reminders and such. I came in, and noticed something was different about it. Someone had erased my reminders and put "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle." I live alone, and I am now scared for my life. MLIA
Aladdin is the best Disney movie EVER! (well tied with like all disney movies execpt bambi)
who writes fan fiction for the Bible???
OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! (duh. I'm a total OZhead. In fact, I'm Elphie!)
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (are you KIDDING! of COURSE!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (My friend may or may not have stared at me like I'm a freak when I started ranting about the Wizard being evil... And I have a lot of obsessions, so...)
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theater that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile (of course, all the time. There's hardly a day that I don't)
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile (I've done multiple speeches/essays on gay rights)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (definitely, alllll the time)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (hey, I think we're ALL weird and proud)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (duh, every day, I sprained my ankle like that too O.o)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. ( wow. that sounds sad O.o)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (hmmm...ok, I guess you could say that)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile (I LOVE chocolate!)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (yeah! I do!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time, all the time. I think all of my friends do)
Bold what you have done
Graduated High School.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Failed a class.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself (accident)
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day. (Does changing schools count :P)
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Been to jail.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had stitches. (From surgery)
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire. (camp overnight)
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black)Ashliiee(Sirius Black, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Harry POtter, and Remus LUpin), Artemis GoH (there's a lot...: Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, young Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Nico Di Angelo, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, and more that I can't remember)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."
"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."
"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."
"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"
"When in doubt, push random buttons!"
"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."
"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."
"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"
"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's Friday, Friday--)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile
If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.
Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.
If your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile.
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
I don't believe the curse, but I still think people should see this
1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. Seb
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial? M
4. Your month of birth? Feb
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Julia
7. Your favorite number? 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To have a better year at boarding school next year
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(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person (Yep)
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (No?)
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. (I hope)
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (Second half true)
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (Yay)
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. (Since we were three)
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (Depressing?)
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. (Not really)
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (Truer than Ocean)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
To all of you amazing reviewers/favoriters/alerters/readers: THANK YOU! You are all amazing! you've put up with my horrid grade 4-5 writing, my random moodswings of writing, my never updating but always starting new fics, my now fixed mary-sues, and more... I'm so sorry about the lack of updates and short chapters when updated.
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
Songs which make me think of certain people:
Ron/Hermione: I'd Lie, Taylor Swift
Ginny/Harry: Meet me on Diagon Alley, Ministry of Magic (JK, JK... not really kidding)
Neville: Stronger, Britney Spears
Hermione: I'd Lie, Taylor Swift/Get it Right, Glee
Lily/James: Pretending, Glee/
Rose/Scorpius: Love Story, Taylor Swift, (in my Rose Weasley world) You belong with me, Taylor Swift/Pretending, Glee
The Golden Trio: Good Riddance (time of your life), Green Day/ Wake me up when September ends, Green Day/ I'll Stand By You
DA: Don't Stop Believing, Journey/Loser Like Me, Glee
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
] You're very stoic and serious
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature
America (Alfred Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
England (Arthur Kirkland)
] You like tea
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
] You had a very sad childhood
China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
] You are very well-raised
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You smoke
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[x] You're very flamboyant
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[x] You're quite mean-spirited (Or at least I'm told I'm a bitch when I'm defensive... [ )
North Italy - 6/10
] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil mother.
] You have/had a pet rabbit.
] Your dad is rich.
[x] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
] One of your parents is dead.
] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[x] You get jealous easily.
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
1. What is your best friends name? Julia
Work in progresses:
A Whole New World: HP universe. What if, during their fifth/fourth year, the DA members were sent to NYAMA (New York Academy of Magical Arts)? What if Draco was good, and was in the DA? What if they met people who were so like them, yet so different? Watch that happen. Majority of focus is on OCs
Beauty From Pain: Make it or Break it. Payson Keeler and Austin Tucker have known each other for years. He's like her big brother, she's the younger sister he was telling Kaylie about (in theory). Starts when Payson's 12 and Austin's 16, but then skips to S1. Won't cover every episode. (really not sure how to summarize it)
Alice in Warblerland: When tomboy Diana Alice Archer moves from NYC to Ohio, she was supposed to go to Crawford Country. But, due to some error, she finds herself at Dalton Academy for boys. Can this city girl survive an all male boarding school, or will the drama of her old life and secrets be too much?
I'm Through Accepting Limits: Santana isn’t always a bitch. She has a younger sister at a boarding school for arts. So what does Santana do when her sister transfers to McKinley? Post Comeback, Santana’s not with Sam. Klaine, Brittana, SamxOC
Also: My polyvore where you can find outfits for 90% of my recentish fanfics is rose-weasley-malfoy (dot) polyvore (dot) com
My personal polyvore which is just random outfits is he-was-never-mine-to-lose (dot) polyvore (dot) com
My pinterest with fanfic stuff (and random stuff) is randomestfandoms (pinterest (dot) com/randomestfandoms)
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