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About Moi:

I have no life. I spend all my free time reading fanfiction. Just as many of you do I would assume. I've been looking for a "Fanfic Readers Anonymous" but haven't found one.

Multiple passions for multiple shows. Top 3:

NCIS

I love this show. I can't help it. It's amazing. I'm a shipper at heart. Tiva, Jibbs, Kibbs are all good. Side note: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER! And if they don't bring the team back together, I'm going to kick someone's ass 18 different ways with a paper clip!

Star Trek: Voyager

Yeah... I'm a trekkie. But not the ubber crazy kind. Oh no! I'm just the kind who stays up late reading and writing fan fics and researching useless but interesting facts about the show and characters I love. J/Cers rule all.

Grey's Anatomy

I love it, love it, love it. Go chick shows! However, I will never ever ever write it. I can't. I just love the writing so much as it is.

You've read this far? Good grief! You must have as much "free" time on your hands as I do! ;)I have little to no life so I will be on here regularly posting comments at least. If you need a Beta for any of these shows, let me know!

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Out of Thin Air by TooMuchCaffine reviews
In pursuit of a drug dealer, a plane carrying the team crashes in the rainforest. Mayhem ensues! I own nothing, all hail DPB!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,265 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008
Can It Be Bliss? by Katie Todd reviews
Kate and Gibbs are undercover as a married couple with an 11 month old baby girl named Belle. They are acting as bait for the killer. Will they stay safe when they truly become the targets. Kibbs. Newly updated.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Competition by mousanony reviews
A new addition to the NCIS team makes for some interesting chemistry, jealousy and a kidnapping. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Landlady Series by StarvingScriptWriter reviews
Tony DiNozzo through the eyes of his landlord. Spoilers for pretty much everything. Rated T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Tony D.
Why Didn't You Tell Me? by Kandon Kuuson reviews
When Jenny has a Car accident on the way to Ronald Reagan Airport. It sets in motion a a chain of events that will rock Gibbs to the core! Jibbs and Alternate Universe! Enjoy
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Her Mission, His Mistake by xXLiFeGoEsOnXx reviews
Ziva is forced to take a dangerous undercover mission in South Africa, and it's Tony's job to keep her alive. Along the way they realize that this mission will either tear them apart forever, or cement their wildest dreams. If they live long enough. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Along came my aunt by 1547291 reviews
What happens when Ziva's aunt Nettie comes to visit her because she wants to meet her niece's husband? The one who threatened her over the phone when she was asking for Ziva's advice. Set after Designated Target. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim tries out a new cologne he begins to attract some strange and unwanted attention. Implied slash but in a humorous Crack!Fic way
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Possibilities by mousanony reviews
Life can go many different ways. How many paths could Tony go down? Parody/spoof.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
The Big Tease by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Unrequited Tate. Kate thinks Gibbs doesn't notice her. She's wrong.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] Tony D. - Complete
He's got a gun by iWatchtv reviews
Don't call women old. especially when they're assassins...maybe a little ooc. slight tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
In The Zone by xXriujooXx reviews
While in Baghdad, Tony and Agent Jardine are ambushed and kidnapped. Takes place during the episode In The Zone. Includes torture, swearing, explosions, gunfights, death, and Ziva being her super lethal assassin ninja self. TonyxZiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,010 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
To Be Loved by Sora Livana reviews
The engine of the car roared as she pressed her foot down hard on the accelerator. Blatantly ignoring the stoplight and the other cars’ horns blaring at her loudly, she kept on driving, barely able to see the road through the tears pouring from her eyes..
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Incident by Precious Pup reviews
McGee's Mom comes to visit NCIS Headquarters and tells the team about a situation when Tim was young referred to in the family only as The Incident. Humorous one shot on my version of what Tims family is like.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
We'll Always Have Paris by x-kate17-x reviews
Kate and Tony go undercover in France. Tate, Jibbs and also the occasional hint of McAbby. Chapter 21 now up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,035 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kate T., Tony D.
Jen, Jenny, and The Director by aserene reviews
Gibbs musings on one woman and her three very separate personalities.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Unknown Reality by GoDale13 reviews
What happens if Ziva is forced to go back to Israel and marry a Mossad agent? Will the team find out the truth? TIVA COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Protector by princessjoey630 reviews
Ziva goes into NCIS protective custody after someone makes an attempt to kill her. Only thing is, she has to stay with Tony. Tiva. Rated T to be sure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Innocence Lost by DiNozzo's Girl reviews
The team has to deal with the worst kind of case, the murder of a child...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Risking Life by StarvingScriptWriter reviews
Tony has finally reached his limit. Who will catch him when he falls? Tiva. Judgement day spoilers. Implied adult themes-nothing on screen or graphic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Shower Incident by SwanQueenAddict reviews
Kate is in the shower singing and bopping away to Outrageous sung by Britney Spears. "… Outrageous, sexy as I wanna be, Got these fellas chasin me…" "Outrageous!" sang a deep voice coming from the basin. - OneShot - REWRITTEN
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
arguing with myself by i cant think of a good name reviews
i cant really give a good summary without giving away anything so you'll just have to read it. ITS A TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Tight Spot by Channel D reviews
Try packing too many NCIS people into a really small space. Abby, Tim, Tony & Ziva can tell you all about it. Oneshot, written for an NFA challenge. Humor.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Son of the Scalpel by Channel D reviews
Jimmy is summoned to go undercover, posing as a doctor, to crack a baby-smuggling ring. His partner is Ziva, who is less than thrilled about being "married" to him. Written for the NFA "And Baby Makes Three" challenge. Five chapters; now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Jimmy P., Ziva D. - Complete
Let the games begin! by luvin-the-coffee reviews
A prank war carried out between Ziva and Tony leads to unexpected consequences and revealations! Now a full length story! TIVA! Please review! Rated M for sexual subject matter! Chapter 4 up!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Souvenir by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Ziva is only allowed to bring one souvenir back to Israel with her. Whatever will she bring? Almost drabble. Minor spoilers for season finale.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Fantasy by Ikuko-chan reviews
It's five o'clock and there's only one thing on her mind. Kate/Gibbs and quite a lot of graphic adult content
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Promise Not to Laugh by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Tony goes over to Ziva's apartment to see why she won't answer the phone. Not Betaed and finished at 3AM
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Military Assault by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Do NOT Read This Fic And Absolutely....Do NOT REVIEW It.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
SciFi Geek by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Pointless drabble. McGee discovers that he is not the only scifi geek in the office. Read Review, but really just enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
A Child's Eyes by dark rolling sea reviews
Nicole Conrad witnesses her mother's death. Can Gibbs and team catch the killer and cope with the inner demons that insue? Final chapter is up, let me know if you like it. Reposted entire story. Enjoy it. There is now a sequel called A Child's Heart
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,284 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete