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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

HI!!- I am going to be straight foward right now- If you love JACOB BLACK then you have come to the COMPLETELY WRONG profile


(ExB JxA EmxR CxE Charlie x Police station and Jacob x who cares?? (not me OBVIOUSLY))


No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.-favorite thing to tell people

~TRUE STORIES~

First take a look at this pic and let me know if you think I am or could be pregnant
(was taken a few weeks ago when the ladies asked me)

So guys I'm 14 and at wal mart shopping for my little sister and brothers school supplies. This old lady walks up to me and says, "Everything keeps getting more and more expensive every year." so I say "Yeah, it's crazy" she replies "How many do you have?" I'm like OMC. This lady thought I was shopping for my kids!! I just wanted to stare at her like she was crazy. "I'm shopping for my little sister and brother" she says, "Oh" gives me a dirty look and I flip her off as she walks away and people are laughing their heads off. I am clearly not old enough to look like I have an effin FOUR y/o or FIVE y/o IN SCHOOL.

The same thing happened with another old lady I mean the exact words. When she asks me how many I have and my mom's standing right next to me I look over to my mom and smiled then I said, "I'm expecting, but i'm shopping for me." the lady stood there and then said, "Oh, aren't you a little young to be expecting?" she said this in a sour tone. "yes i am, I'm only fourteen" I said sweetly "Why did you say that you were expecting then!?" Her tone ticked me off the most, so I lost it and my mom is just standing there with wide eyes. "well, I figured that i would give a dumbass question a dumbass answer" I said matter of factly in a perky voice. then walked away. My mom started to laugh because the lady's face was priceless, I can't describe it.

I'm in wal mart(it seems everything interesting happens there for me.) again, and I'm buying baby clothes as a gift for a pregnant teacher and this old lady walks up and tries to start a conversation and points to the stuff in my hand and says, "That's really cute." I say, "I know she's going to love it, it's so soft." My stomach grumbeled and i put my hand over it. The lady thinks i'm talking about me and asks, "How far along are you." she asks this really rude while looking me up and down, so I have a right to snap at her and I say, "Excuse me." rudely back. "How. Far. Along. Are. You?" The lady is just being a B right now so I SNAP. "What the Hell, You think I'm pregnant? Look at me, I'm fourteen years old! How in the Hell do you think I'm pregnant." I yelled, catching everyones attention around us(it was also a busy day too) Her eyes widen in shock and she said, "Well i just assumed that you were, sorry." She's getting snotty with me and I'm already PO'd so I yell cutting her off "That's right, You assumed you rude old bag. Do you walk up to everyone who's holding baby clothes and ask how far along they are?" She got furious, and i'm not letting people step all over me. "Well, hunny, you're in the baby section and shopping for new born clothes if you didn't notice." She stated as a matter of fact. That did it. "I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT YOU STUPID B" I could have said so much more. "Excuse me?" she said bitterly "YES, EXCUSE YOU!" I started to walk off but she grabbed my arm, and that stopped me. She quickly let go as I was glareing at her, "I demand to know where your mother is this instant! I would like to have some words with her!" I bit my lip and said, "YOU KNOW WHAT!" She replied "WHAT" That did it for me if I wouldn't have walked away I would have gotten Assault charges pressed against me. "GO TO HELL." I screamed as loud as possibe. I threw the baby clothes on top of a rack and walked away. I didn't realize that so many people were watching us. EVEN MY MOM!! She still laughs about that.I don't usually cuss like that, I just so happen to already be PO'd when the retard asked me questions.

Wow, even though I have just joined this site I have read some extremely AMAZING stories.

Even though they are all about Twilight by my new favorite author-Stephenie Meyer- I love them. And the authors of the fics are amazing too; I would just like to thank you for posting some of these awesome things that you have imagined.

Even though I stumbeled upon this site by accident-I immediately started reading things and now I just spend almost every free moment that I have on here.

It seems like an OCD to my family, but I can't help that people like you are all great writers. But, ANYWAYS, I am obsessed with TWILIGHT and can't bear to think of Bella and Jacob TOGETHER.

For me it is Edward and Bella ALL THE WAY.

They are so cute together (in my head; incase you were wondering yes I AM MENTALLY STABLE)

I have read ALL of S.M.'s books more than five times and I am NOT ashamed of it. I love her for putting her dream on paper and released them to the world!!

I am exteremly hyper right now and I don't know what has come over me- I wrote all of this in two minutes. I know you must think that I'm crazy-but who cares.

Oh, and to that mentally stable statement- I CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING- I'm still not sure myself!!

I'm bored to death right now- I'll just go read Twilight for the 19th time. JK...LOL. But seriously I have read it 18 times already.

I know what you are thinking-and OKAY it was spring break and I had nothing better to do because at my dad's house there is nothing to do. So i picked up the first book that i actually liked that was in sight and the lucky one that happened to be near me was TWILIGHT!!

It was good for me to be reading something-but i feel sorry for my battered up copy that nearly has the spine completely dismembered. I want to cry for it. OOOOOH do you know what is really scary? the fact that i wake up with a deadly night mare every night doesn't alarm me- but because it always has something to do about Twilight or VAMPIRES(which are extremely SEXY, I might add) my mom is worried

Instead of grounding me from my Laptop or anything- She grounds me from Stephenie's books WHICH IS PURE TORTURE TO ME


My mother of all people should know that I am not that mentally stable and taking the book from me will cause:

1. Moodiness

2.Waking up screaming (happens rarely)

3. Loss of appitite

4. Boredom

5.Depression

6. No talking

7.Bad behavior

8. Back talking

9.Yelling & Screaming

10. Rarely Crying

(only three of the ten things happened to me) My friends have all said that these are some of the things that occured while the book was taken away from them


OH, one time I was in the middle of Twilight, I mean in the good part, and one of my friends thought that it would be funny to take the book out from infront of me while I was reading it. I BIT THEIR ARM!! I know i shouldn't have (she forgave me though)

The same thing happend while I was reading Eclipse and nearly NAWED(sp) her arm off. Before i could do anything rash one of my friends grabbed the book from her and pushed her away BEFORE i got my hands on her (she was so lucky-and i was already in a bad mood as it was that day)

For New Moon, I cried all during the story. It felt as if I was Bella and it did no good until I got to the last three chapters because I was greatly depressed and sad. My mom was even shocked because books usually don't have that type of effect on me.

ANYWAYS, thank you for reading my rambelings about nothing- If you've even really read through this.


OKAY, I've found some of the perfect songs for Twilight Saga!!

Here is my playlist for all of my fave songs just click here and don't make fun of my pretty picture!!

Dark Blue-Jack's Mannequin When Edward and Bella are in the Cafeteria everyday(...ever been alone in a crowded room when i'm here with you...)

Fall For You-Secondhand Serenade When Edward first visited Bella while she was sleeping and she said his name

Hero/Heroine-Boys like Girls The Magical Day in the meadow

Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol (...if i lay here would you lay with me and just forget the world...)

Here are some COMPLETELY random things that I thought were CUTE!-some scary though beware like the therapist!!-

why is it said to be necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them
speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops on my desk; I have a workstation...

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

If technically after midnight it's
morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn’t we call it
something like the early morning?

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

You know you are a friend but which one? Best friend or good friend?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"


A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." I have done this before(the guy was an ass though i scared the piss outta him)

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"


A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!
Let's do it again!"

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
A Misplaced Call by FLPotter Girl reviews
Bella is moving to Forks and tries to call her dad when instead she reaches Edward's number. R&R. Rated T for some language and a couple breif refrences.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008
There's a first time for everything by PearlAngelxo reviews
Bella Swan has been home-schooled her entire life. How will a girl whose never been to a public high school fare when she's faced with the realities of friends, family, enemies and possibly love?Take chances and realize There's a First Time For Everything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Airplane Blues by spike8705 reviews
Bella has a 11 hour flight to germany ahead of her and runs into so trouble in the airport. what will she do. and who is the gorgeous mystery man with smoldering green eyes.AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,287 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Law and Order: Cullen Style by abigold3 reviews
Bella is pressing charges against Mike Newton for stalking her. What will happen when Bella's lawyer turns out to be Edward Cullen. All human. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,824 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Retriever by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella, alone, walks dogs for a living. Edward, nineteen, lost in his big family, learning to be a doctor. What happens when these two characters meet? Is it love? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bella's Secret by TwilightAddict1991 reviews
Bella has had a rough past and has some skeletons in her closet, one big one in particular. Can her next door neighbor show her just how happy life can be? i haven't read a story with this storyline yet, it's pretty original. BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,663 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Think of Me by hopelesslydevotedtoedward123 reviews
Alice, Edward, and their family are new to Forks. Alice meets Bella and they of course become friends and Edward meets Emmett and Jasper. What will happen? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,664 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
Big Bad Bella by crooked-little-smile reviews
It's been 250 years since Edward left Bella and she has changed a lot. She has a new outlook on life and when she decides to go back to Forks her new family goes with her. When she finds the Cullens she has to prove she's not scared little Bella anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Music's Silver Sound by Pengirl55 reviews
An AU story. Every summer Bella would visit Charlie in Forks. What would happen when she met some of the Cullens while visiting? What would happen later in the story? Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
During an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is the sequel to Love for an Eternity, so read that before reading this story. Bella is a vampire and goes off to college with Edward and lots of things happen in their life. Its better than the summary so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something Special by Samuel Catter reviews
What would have happened if Edward found Bella already changing into a vampire. He brings her home and realizes he is in love with her, and she returns his affection. But when Edward's past comes back to haunt him, can they survive it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Employee Benefits by KayBressi reviews
Bella lives and works with her best friend Alice. What happens when Bella falls for her boss, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by wanna.be.bella reviews
You know how Edward said he wanted Bella to experience all those necessary things in life? Well here it goes! Bella starts her wild, dangerous, and crazy human experiences...w/ Emmett Alice Rose and Jasper! rated T for some lanuage. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Not So Empty Apartment by whuddahexuppat reviews
They met under the strangest of circumstances. All Human. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Road Trip by penneyxx reviews
Alice decides to take her best friend, Bella, on a trip to see her boyfriend, Jasper, and his room mate, Edward. When Bella finds out that she's going to be living with them for a week, what will she decide to do? Better summary inside. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Changing for Love by rachlizbeth reviews
Redone and brand new!Edward Cullen and his siblings are new to Forks. He meets the beautiful yet lonely Bella. Can he break her out of her shell? And more importantly, can he discover the truth behind her isolation? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Young and in Love by vampiregirl26 reviews
Sequel to One Shopping Trip. It's three years after graduation, and everybody has some surprises.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,108 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Father Time by VolturiGirl reviews
Carlisle has past. Bella has a future. What happens when they aren't so different? History has a way of repeating itself. Canon pairings, no longer a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Oh la la la Karma! by Tennisgirl101 reviews
When it seems as if everything in Bella’s life is hitting rock bottom, she opens her eyes on a new life in a hospital. She recieves help from her friends and her doctor/soon to be boyfriend to climb back up the rocky slope to happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Boss by Mrs.EdwardAMCullen reviews
Bella gets a Job working at one of the top firms in New York City. But what happens when she is atrracted to her boss, and it doesn't make it any better that she sees him every friday because of your roommate. Regular pairs First Fanfic ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Old Friend, New Love by xBlibberingxHumdingerx reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends before Edward moves. Six years later Bella and a faintly familiar bronze haired god go on a date. What do they do when they figure out who each other actually is? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love At Kinkos by HazelXeyedXchica reviews
All Human AU classic pairings See I've heard of finding love at bars, parties, book stores, etc. But who would've guessed I could find love over a copy machine? excuse the summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
3 Little Words by Shai Butter reviews
Bella Swan is the most beautiful vampire to have ever existed but has never known love. When she moves to Forks she meets the Cullens. Are they the friends she's yearned for? Will she find the love she longs for and finally hear those "3 Little Words"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloodlust by feisty.red.head reviews
Bella was changed that day at La Push by none other then Victoria. Before she could leap off the cliff, her life ended, and her existence as a Vampire began. Can she battle her bloodlust, and her even more powerful craving for a specific Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Forsaken by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- Abandoned by her mother, rejected by her father, forsaken by her classmates; Bella Swan has lost her faith in humanity. Can Edward Cullen show her that falling in love is a risk with taking, pain and all? -by Ria & Rio-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alaska by klecticelectric reviews
It's a good 40 years after Laurent accidently changed Bella in the meadow,and Edward never came back.Now, she lives with Tanya's clan in Alaska,when the Cullens just HAPPEN to drop in.Please don't tell me this story is overdone.Hope it's better than sound
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
My return by Girlz-Rule reviews
Edward and Alice are siblings, Jasper and Rose are twins, and Emmett and Bella are siblings. They're the best of friends until Renee and Charlie divorce and Bella and Renee move to Phoenix. What happens when Bella moves back? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Out of the Blue by midnitesparkle17 reviews
-ALL HUMAN- Alice takes all of her friends to go camping with Jasper's friends. Edward meets Bella but Bella is not single What will Bella's Boyfriend do to make Bella leave him? Edward falls head over heels for Bella and it changes his life. BEING EDITED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,534 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Same Old Love Story by clumsy2death reviews
Bella meets Edward on summer break in Caliornia.She thinks she'll never see him again.boy was she wrong!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Summer Holiday by dazzledduo reviews
All are human. Bella, Rosalie and Alice are off on holiday and meet the mouth-watering Edward, Emmett and Jasper. What fun will they have in the sun? Will romance bloom? Any ideas sent in a PM would be greatly appreciated. little break though for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
A Photographers New Start by SwayinWithTwilight reviews
Bella Swan just graduated from college. She moves to new York to be closer to her brother Emmett and peruse her job. Along the way, things just get better, starting with Edward Cullen. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008
Love for an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. basically its what i want to happen in breaking dawn. so give it a try. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,372 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collision by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
90 years after leaving Bella, Edward and his family, thinking that Bella is dead, unexpectedly run into her. Although they still love each other, can Edward and Bella forget the past and deal with the present? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,950 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LONG LOST by luvsme11 reviews
When Emmett was changed he left behind someone who was extreamly important to him, his lil baby sis, Bella. But when the long lost sis comes back into his life, she brings problems that he left behind long ago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Chasing Cars by Cherished Dreams reviews
One faithful day, a car accident starts off the series of events that changes Bella Swan's quiet life upside down. AU fic - All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Silence by musically inclined reviews
“She went through a very terrible ordeal.I don’t know any of the details.All we know is that she witnessed something awful.She doesn't talk to anyone."The Cullens adopt Bella expecting to gain a child.They never expected to gain one with so many secrets..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
One Shopping Trip by vampiregirl26 reviews
Alice takes Rosalie and Bella shopping to get away from their stressful college lives. Meanwhile, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper go to the mall for the same reason. When the power goes out, what happens to them? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Miss Invisible by acrochick1992 reviews
Bella is a shy, unpopular girl with a broken family and an abusive, alcoholic father. But when the Cullens move to Forks, Bella's life does a complete 180. Full Summary Inside! Based partially on the song "Miss Invisible" by Marie Digby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
4th of July Disaster by cullens12 reviews
Its the 4th of July, and Emmett buys loads of fireworks. You know something crazy happens if you mix Emmet and fireworks. Uh-oh! Please read and review. First Fan-fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Not in my House! reviews
All Human.Oneshot.“Bella, talk to me!” Jake demanded. “NO! Emmett, a little help here?” I said angrily. Just as I started pushing on the door to shut it, two arms that were well toned but not as bulky as Emmett’s pushed the door gently close Edward XBell
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Life reviews
Bella moves to her Mom's house in Forks and while her mom is away in Florida, the unexpected happens. She falls in love. Please give it a shot! Alot better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unfortunate First Ride reviews
Bella is going to meet the Cullens but with Alice driving-will she ever make it? All Human and EXB AXJ RXEM CXEs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Alice
Messing with the Family reviews
Bella and Emmett discover a new power that Bella has, and together they scare Alice Jasper Edward, Rose and Carlisle. Emmett gets a makeover, and Alice gets to go shopping! First fanfic please r&r! All vampy, and a little OOC. ExB JxA EMxR ExC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Emmett