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HI!!- I am going to be straight foward right now- If you love JACOB BLACK then you have come to the COMPLETELY WRONG profile
(ExB JxA EmxR CxE Charlie x Police station and Jacob x who cares?? (not me OBVIOUSLY))
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.-favorite thing to tell people
So guys I'm 14 and at wal mart shopping for my little sister and brothers school supplies. This old lady walks up to me and says, "Everything keeps getting more and more expensive every year." so I say "Yeah, it's crazy" she replies "How many do you have?" I'm like OMC. This lady thought I was shopping for my kids!! I just wanted to stare at her like she was crazy. "I'm shopping for my little sister and brother" she says, "Oh" gives me a dirty look and I flip her off as she walks away and people are laughing their heads off. I am clearly not old enough to look like I have an effin FOUR y/o or FIVE y/o IN SCHOOL.
The same thing happened with another old lady I mean the exact words. When she asks me how many I have and my mom's standing right next to me I look over to my mom and smiled then I said, "I'm expecting, but i'm shopping for me." the lady stood there and then said, "Oh, aren't you a little young to be expecting?" she said this in a sour tone. "yes i am, I'm only fourteen" I said sweetly "Why did you say that you were expecting then!?" Her tone ticked me off the most, so I lost it and my mom is just standing there with wide eyes. "well, I figured that i would give a dumbass question a dumbass answer" I said matter of factly in a perky voice. then walked away. My mom started to laugh because the lady's face was priceless, I can't describe it.
I'm in wal mart(it seems everything interesting happens there for me.) again, and I'm buying baby clothes as a gift for a pregnant teacher and this old lady walks up and tries to start a conversation and points to the stuff in my hand and says, "That's really cute." I say, "I know she's going to love it, it's so soft." My stomach grumbeled and i put my hand over it. The lady thinks i'm talking about me and asks, "How far along are you." she asks this really rude while looking me up and down, so I have a right to snap at her and I say, "Excuse me." rudely back. "How. Far. Along. Are. You?" The lady is just being a B right now so I SNAP. "What the Hell, You think I'm pregnant? Look at me, I'm fourteen years old! How in the Hell do you think I'm pregnant." I yelled, catching everyones attention around us(it was also a busy day too) Her eyes widen in shock and she said, "Well i just assumed that you were, sorry." She's getting snotty with me and I'm already PO'd so I yell cutting her off "That's right, You assumed you rude old bag. Do you walk up to everyone who's holding baby clothes and ask how far along they are?" She got furious, and i'm not letting people step all over me. "Well, hunny, you're in the baby section and shopping for new born clothes if you didn't notice." She stated as a matter of fact. That did it. "I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT YOU STUPID B" I could have said so much more. "Excuse me?" she said bitterly "YES, EXCUSE YOU!" I started to walk off but she grabbed my arm, and that stopped me. She quickly let go as I was glareing at her, "I demand to know where your mother is this instant! I would like to have some words with her!" I bit my lip and said, "YOU KNOW WHAT!" She replied "WHAT" That did it for me if I wouldn't have walked away I would have gotten Assault charges pressed against me. "GO TO HELL." I screamed as loud as possibe. I threw the baby clothes on top of a rack and walked away. I didn't realize that so many people were watching us. EVEN MY MOM!! She still laughs about that.I don't usually cuss like that, I just so happen to already be PO'd when the retard asked me questions.
Wow, even though I have just joined this site I have read some extremely AMAZING stories.
Even though they are all about Twilight by my new favorite author-Stephenie Meyer- I love them. And the authors of the fics are amazing too; I would just like to thank you for posting some of these awesome things that you have imagined.
Even though I stumbeled upon this site by accident-I immediately started reading things and now I just spend almost every free moment that I have on here.
It seems like an OCD to my family, but I can't help that people like you are all great writers. But, ANYWAYS, I am obsessed with TWILIGHT and can't bear to think of Bella and Jacob TOGETHER.
For me it is Edward and Bella ALL THE WAY.
They are so cute together (in my head; incase you were wondering yes I AM MENTALLY STABLE)
I have read ALL of S.M.'s books more than five times and I am NOT ashamed of it. I love her for putting her dream on paper and released them to the world!!
I am exteremly hyper right now and I don't know what has come over me- I wrote all of this in two minutes. I know you must think that I'm crazy-but who cares.
Oh, and to that mentally stable statement- I CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING- I'm still not sure myself!!
I'm bored to death right now- I'll just go read Twilight for the 19th time. JK...LOL. But seriously I have read it 18 times already.
I know what you are thinking-and OKAY it was spring break and I had nothing better to do because at my dad's house there is nothing to do. So i picked up the first book that i actually liked that was in sight and the lucky one that happened to be near me was TWILIGHT!!
It was good for me to be reading something-but i feel sorry for my battered up copy that nearly has the spine completely dismembered. I want to cry for it. OOOOOH do you know what is really scary? the fact that i wake up with a deadly night mare every night doesn't alarm me- but because it always has something to do about Twilight or VAMPIRES(which are extremely SEXY, I might add) my mom is worried
Instead of grounding me from my Laptop or anything- She grounds me from Stephenie's books WHICH IS PURE TORTURE TO ME
My mother of all people should know that I am not that mentally stable and taking the book from me will cause:
2.Waking up screaming (happens rarely)
3. Loss of appitite
6. No talking
8. Back talking
9.Yelling & Screaming
10. Rarely Crying
(only three of the ten things happened to me) My friends have all said that these are some of the things that occured while the book was taken away from them
OH, one time I was in the middle of Twilight, I mean in the good part, and one of my friends thought that it would be funny to take the book out from infront of me while I was reading it. I BIT THEIR ARM!! I know i shouldn't have (she forgave me though)
The same thing happend while I was reading Eclipse and nearly NAWED(sp) her arm off. Before i could do anything rash one of my friends grabbed the book from her and pushed her away BEFORE i got my hands on her (she was so lucky-and i was already in a bad mood as it was that day)
For New Moon, I cried all during the story. It felt as if I was Bella and it did no good until I got to the last three chapters because I was greatly depressed and sad. My mom was even shocked because books usually don't have that type of effect on me.
ANYWAYS, thank you for reading my rambelings about nothing- If you've even really read through this.
OKAY, I've found some of the perfect songs for Twilight Saga!!
Dark Blue-Jack's Mannequin When Edward and Bella are in the Cafeteria everyday(...ever been alone in a crowded room when i'm here with you...)
Fall For You-Secondhand Serenade When Edward first visited Bella while she was sleeping and she said his name
Hero/Heroine-Boys like Girls The Magical Day in the meadow
Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol (...if i lay here would you lay with me and just forget the world...)
Here are some COMPLETELY random things that I thought were CUTE!-some scary though beware like the therapist!!-
why is it said to be necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops on my desk; I have a workstation...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
If technically after midnight it's
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone
"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.
Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
You know you are a friend but which one? Best friend or good friend?
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A good friend will help you move.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
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