BPHB4L
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Joined 06-04-08, id: 1595797, Profile Updated: 06-27-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

ok so just incase anyone is confused with the whole two people sharing one pen name thing ill explain it. we are samala and lexiela. we both right under BPHB4L. high school horrors is by samala and growing pains is by lexiela we will make it known which stories are by which person and when ever we put updates on our profile and stuff we will sign who its by. i hope that clears things up -samala

nintey-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent that aren't, put this on your profile

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If your too lazy to copy and paste things on your profile, then copy and this on your profile.

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

oooh look a kitty!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. ((sooo true))

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you belive that this is just one of those days you feel like looking at death in the face and laughing then copy and add to youre profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this in your profile

IF you don't give a damn about the difference between your and you're, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen down a flight of stairs, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile .

((guess what...we found shit to put in here!!))

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.((omg yes u have noooooo idea!!))

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.((yeah i think it was like 50+))

If you read the Twilight series, and afterward wanted to do a large number of bad things to Jacob, and his stupid pack, put this on your profile.((die jacob die!!))

If you eat, live, breathe, and speak Twilight, and everyone knows it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Twilight so much that you're thinking about making a shrine for it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Twilight so much that you've ALREADY made a shrine for it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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High School Horrors reviews
uh-oh! edward finds himself in the middle of all of his siblings sudden involvement in in high school cliches, bella is his only ally in the madness, or so he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Growing Pains reviews
a story about carlisle and esme cullen being turned into totdlers and having to find a way to grow up again: comical, romantic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
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