Save Pluto! Stop the Discrimination!
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Hitchhiker's Guild to the Galaxy
Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you want to look at my favorites you are out of luck. I deleted most of them because I got this account when I still thought random person falling into the TV stories were good. I do have a community of Naruto stories if you like the fandom however.
Please feel free to criticize my work. I admit I usually just dont because people have gotten offended in the past but I could deal with some constructive criticism.
Quotes: I either think they are hilarious or like what they say about the series.
Correction, he thought to himself, stunned. Bullshitting is a magic greater than both music and love. And after a moment of reflection, he realized Dumbledore must have known that all along.
"It was satisfactory," Snape answered, still in that oddly neutral tone. Harry, for a brief moment, imagined Snape had actually grown up. What an idea.
[Snape] “I like to imagine myself as the sort of hopeless romantic who wouldn’t fight for the girl, but instead would loathe her husband and her new life from afar.”
"A lot of muggleborns tend to think our world should be exactly the same as the muggle one, just with magic added in...Superficially they can look at our magical society and say the wizarding world is just what the muggle one was back in the middle ages, and that we need to 'catch up'. That's not true though, we have developed since then, just not along the same lines as the muggles have."
"Foolish girl, the reason for Edward's extreme reaction of her was because he wanted to eat her, not sleep with her."
[Hinata] "Since we were in the academy Naruto-kun. I used to follow you and watch as you trained or wherever you were because I admired you so much."
"No!" Ravenflower shouted. "Unicorns only let virgin girls touch them!" The unicorn looked at Hidan. Hidan looked at the unicorn.
Sasuke's New Year's Resolution: Find Naruto's brain.
[Heero] Being shot was a hindrance; not an excuse to die, despite what most people claimed.
My numerous pet peeves:
Character Bashing: I do not mind when well loved characters like Hermione betray Harry for example. What I hate is when they act completely OOC for no discerable reason. Reading the Harry Potter books do you think the Weasleys are stealing money from Harry for example? This idea has been way overdone but if you want to change the characters' personalities show how they are different and why. In the book Hermione and Ron act immature, not cruel.This btw does not mean write one paragraph about Ron bemoaning how poor he is. Add depth, reasons, and motivations. Reintroduce the character with the new traits or show the character changing.
Scenes written for the sole purpose of 'ha you were mean to me but see how awesome I am': I see this primarially in Naruto where everyone looks down on Naruto for his lack of skills. This is a terrible injustice despite how Naruto is dead last in the academy and in these fanficts is usually hiding his true strength so viewing him this way is only natural. He shows off for the sole purpose of gloating how they were wrong about him. Writers please stop putting yourself in the story. Also, yes your main character is strong, amazing, etc but so are Mary and Gary Sues.
Time Travel Fanficts that ignore how old the character actually is: Please no romance between a twelve year old and a twenty year old. That is just creepy even if she is your future wife. Its like Twilight's raise-your-wife-from-toddlerhood level of creepy. Also, if a twenty year old defeats a twelve year old that is normal and in no way impressive.
Twelve year old sex scenes: Could you please not have sex scenes between people who barely started puberty. I saw one last week I had a hard time believing because the kids were seven! Please just no. Think of it this way, do you really want to fantasize about middle schoolers having sex?
Explicit rape scenes: I have read author's notes that talked about how they wrote some steamy rape scene or apologised for the lack of it in the chapter. I really hope I am not the only one who considers this creepy. I personally find rape disturbing not hot.
Overpowered characters: The main plot usually goes on for far to long about how the character gets so powerful, how badass he is, and how he of course has a ton of sex. It's quite frankly boring. The main character has to fail and face challenges. Well written characters can be powerful but please have a plot besides this.
The Author talks to the character: This is when the author is in fact a character in the novel and is shown to be all-powerful. She usually forces the main character to do something they wouldn't normally like kiss someone. This is just jarring. If the reader is actually into the story it forces them out of it. This is more common in A/N and while still really irritating at least it is easy to skim past in there. Basically it distracts from the story and has been written the exact same way by other authors thousands of times.
Uke/seme relationships: The characters are almost always OOC and it just feels so degrading. 'I am better than you so you have to take a certain position in sex. Also, my every whim should be obeyed and you know I have the power in this relationship.' Usually the uke is treated almost like a sex toy but its okay because they might say no but they can be seduced into it. Urg, seriously...
Childhood Apparition: I think Harry got onto the school roof because the wind caught him as he jumped so that he landed on the roof. This matches with Lily floating to the ground when jumping off the swings. It annoys me when authors add Harry feeling the squeezing sensation of apparition like they thought Rowling forgot.
Muggle is an offensive word: If you know how language works you would realize that 'muggle' is just sounds given meaning by people. Basically it's meaning is what people commonly accept it to mean.
Harry goes on a shopping spree: I'm sorry but unless it is relevent to the plot I Don't Care. Does it really matter how many pairs of boots he owns? Does he have to get some ridiculously over-powered trunk? Why would he want a live-in trunk if he buys a house anyway? As for the potion's lab, let's not have a school boy who was never properly taught potions brew volatile concoctions inside a non-ventilated space with expansion charms that would kill him if they were damaged.
Harry magically becomes skilled by buying books, ingredients, etc: Well first of all I want to point out owning more books does not make you smarter. Harry would still have to learn the magic. Learning without a teacher is much more difficult than learning at class. The same thing applies for buying potion ingredients not making you a master brewer and a novice brewer making potions independently could easily lead to serious injury or death. Also, as someone who is a big fan of tea I can tell you that tea leaves (or whatever the potion ingredients are) don't stay fresh forever so don't have him buy out the store.
Magically fueled electricity: Anyone that knows anything about electricity should know that electicity follows certain rules and we use this to create technology. Magic probably interferes in some way but as magic is a different force it should follow different rules. Basically, creating technomagic would require completely redesigning the technology so no spells that permit technology to run on magic. These stories usually end up with way too powerful main characters and go on and on about 'primative' wizarding culture.
Kage Bushin training: This simply makes no sense to me. Naruto could have a hundred clones read a hundred different books and remember none of it. People simply forget the majority of information their brains receive. The brain makes decision between what is important and what is not. This is why people need to study instead of remembering word for word what was said in classes. It also seems way to much like a cheap powerup.
Once again no twelve year old sex scenes. Also, if Anko, Kurenai, or anyone of that generation had sex with twelve year old Naruto that would make them a pedophile.