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I am a female collage student who is absolutely obsessed with fanfiction. I also have a pet cockatiel who is the cutest bird ever hatched. My username refers to my Birdy (whose real name is Fawkes but he just goes by Birdy) and the post parrots Sirius sends. I am currently working on some chapter length fanfictions and I have some oneshots I might eventually post. My favorite stories are crossovers (done well) and AUs. Anything I read must have good characterization. I also swear to never refer to a 12 year old as handsome in my stories. Seriously how old are these people?

Favorite Book/Anime
Harry Potter
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Naruto
Full Metal Alchemist
Death Note
Gundam Wings


Save Pluto! Stop the Discrimination!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Hitchhiker's Guild to the Galaxy

Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.


Other Info:

If you want to look at my favorites you are out of luck. I deleted most of them because I got this account when I still thought random person falling into the TV stories were good. I do have a community of Naruto stories if you like the fandom however.

Please feel free to criticize my work. I admit I usually just dont because people have gotten offended in the past but I could deal with some constructive criticism.


Quotes: I either think they are hilarious or like what they say about the series.

Correction, he thought to himself, stunned. Bullshitting is a magic greater than both music and love. And after a moment of reflection, he realized Dumbledore must have known that all along.
--Opalish

"It was satisfactory," Snape answered, still in that oddly neutral tone. Harry, for a brief moment, imagined Snape had actually grown up. What an idea.
--Morta's Priest

[Snape] “I like to imagine myself as the sort of hopeless romantic who wouldn’t fight for the girl, but instead would loathe her husband and her new life from afar.”

"A lot of muggleborns tend to think our world should be exactly the same as the muggle one, just with magic added in...Superficially they can look at our magical society and say the wizarding world is just what the muggle one was back in the middle ages, and that we need to 'catch up'. That's not true though, we have developed since then, just not along the same lines as the muggles have."
--A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story

"Foolish girl, the reason for Edward's extreme reaction of her was because he wanted to eat her, not sleep with her."
--Like-a-Concussion

[Hinata] "Since we were in the academy Naruto-kun. I used to follow you and watch as you trained or wherever you were because I admired you so much."
"...so you stalked me?"
--Stuck_In_A_Loop

"No!" Ravenflower shouted. "Unicorns only let virgin girls touch them!" The unicorn looked at Hidan. Hidan looked at the unicorn.
"Fucking pervert," he said.
--Peace_Love_and_Unicorns

Sasuke's New Year's Resolution: Find Naruto's brain.
--Navybluewings

[Heero] Being shot was a hindrance; not an excuse to die, despite what most people claimed.
--Yardwork-featuring-Heero-Yui


My numerous pet peeves:

Character Bashing: I do not mind when well loved characters like Hermione betray Harry for example. What I hate is when they act completely OOC for no discerable reason. Reading the Harry Potter books do you think the Weasleys are stealing money from Harry for example? This idea has been way overdone but if you want to change the characters' personalities show how they are different and why. In the book Hermione and Ron act immature, not cruel.This btw does not mean write one paragraph about Ron bemoaning how poor he is. Add depth, reasons, and motivations. Reintroduce the character with the new traits or show the character changing.

Scenes written for the sole purpose of 'ha you were mean to me but see how awesome I am': I see this primarially in Naruto where everyone looks down on Naruto for his lack of skills. This is a terrible injustice despite how Naruto is dead last in the academy and in these fanficts is usually hiding his true strength so viewing him this way is only natural. He shows off for the sole purpose of gloating how they were wrong about him. Writers please stop putting yourself in the story. Also, yes your main character is strong, amazing, etc but so are Mary and Gary Sues.

Time Travel Fanficts that ignore how old the character actually is: Please no romance between a twelve year old and a twenty year old. That is just creepy even if she is your future wife. Its like Twilight's raise-your-wife-from-toddlerhood level of creepy. Also, if a twenty year old defeats a twelve year old that is normal and in no way impressive.

Twelve year old sex scenes: Could you please not have sex scenes between people who barely started puberty. I saw one last week I had a hard time believing because the kids were seven! Please just no. Think of it this way, do you really want to fantasize about middle schoolers having sex?

Explicit rape scenes: I have read author's notes that talked about how they wrote some steamy rape scene or apologised for the lack of it in the chapter. I really hope I am not the only one who considers this creepy. I personally find rape disturbing not hot.

Overpowered characters: The main plot usually goes on for far to long about how the character gets so powerful, how badass he is, and how he of course has a ton of sex. It's quite frankly boring. The main character has to fail and face challenges. Well written characters can be powerful but please have a plot besides this.

The Author talks to the character: This is when the author is in fact a character in the novel and is shown to be all-powerful. She usually forces the main character to do something they wouldn't normally like kiss someone. This is just jarring. If the reader is actually into the story it forces them out of it. This is more common in A/N and while still really irritating at least it is easy to skim past in there. Basically it distracts from the story and has been written the exact same way by other authors thousands of times.

Uke/seme relationships: The characters are almost always OOC and it just feels so degrading. 'I am better than you so you have to take a certain position in sex. Also, my every whim should be obeyed and you know I have the power in this relationship.' Usually the uke is treated almost like a sex toy but its okay because they might say no but they can be seduced into it. Urg, seriously...

Harry Potter:

Childhood Apparition: I think Harry got onto the school roof because the wind caught him as he jumped so that he landed on the roof. This matches with Lily floating to the ground when jumping off the swings. It annoys me when authors add Harry feeling the squeezing sensation of apparition like they thought Rowling forgot.

Muggle is an offensive word: If you know how language works you would realize that 'muggle' is just sounds given meaning by people. Basically it's meaning is what people commonly accept it to mean.

Harry goes on a shopping spree: I'm sorry but unless it is relevent to the plot I Don't Care. Does it really matter how many pairs of boots he owns? Does he have to get some ridiculously over-powered trunk? Why would he want a live-in trunk if he buys a house anyway? As for the potion's lab, let's not have a school boy who was never properly taught potions brew volatile concoctions inside a non-ventilated space with expansion charms that would kill him if they were damaged.

Harry magically becomes skilled by buying books, ingredients, etc: Well first of all I want to point out owning more books does not make you smarter. Harry would still have to learn the magic. Learning without a teacher is much more difficult than learning at class. The same thing applies for buying potion ingredients not making you a master brewer and a novice brewer making potions independently could easily lead to serious injury or death. Also, as someone who is a big fan of tea I can tell you that tea leaves (or whatever the potion ingredients are) don't stay fresh forever so don't have him buy out the store.

Magically fueled electricity: Anyone that knows anything about electricity should know that electicity follows certain rules and we use this to create technology. Magic probably interferes in some way but as magic is a different force it should follow different rules. Basically, creating technomagic would require completely redesigning the technology so no spells that permit technology to run on magic. These stories usually end up with way too powerful main characters and go on and on about 'primative' wizarding culture.

Naruto:

Kage Bushin training: This simply makes no sense to me. Naruto could have a hundred clones read a hundred different books and remember none of it. People simply forget the majority of information their brains receive. The brain makes decision between what is important and what is not. This is why people need to study instead of remembering word for word what was said in classes. It also seems way to much like a cheap powerup.

Once again no twelve year old sex scenes. Also, if Anko, Kurenai, or anyone of that generation had sex with twelve year old Naruto that would make them a pedophile.

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Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,967 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 205,318 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 1/24 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,138 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Fireborn by FireShire reviews
Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 194,518 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Ink Stains by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Russian Roulette by Vixen Tail reviews
No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,073 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/9 - Skull, Arcobaleno, OC
Dark Phoenix by SofiaDragon reviews
Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,202 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. OC-fic
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Rukia K., Byakuya K., Hisana K., OC
Under Wing by reighost reviews
Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,177 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., K. Hibari, H. Gokudera
Dark Waters by Alara16 reviews
A nameless girl trying to figure out who she is. A village's pariah who will do anything to prove his strength. Sometimes, to stay above the water, one must dive in first. But there's no guarantee one will ever rise again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,398 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [OC, Kisame H.] Shisui U., Yagura
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,567 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Silver Dog and the Dog General by yorushihe reviews
fem!Sesshomaru. Sesshiou falls into a strange world one day and has to decide what to do from there.. Annoying mask wearing men, blondes, bureaucracy and lots of showing off... fem!Sesshiou/Kakashi, drabble fic.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,429 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Phantom Girl by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C. - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Chasing the Greatest by Zbluez reviews
"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,148 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - L, Near, OC - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 692 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Cumulonimbus by ibuberu reviews
Clouds will cluster and propogate, humans will mourn and rely; this is how he attempts to escape the inevitable. – Hibari.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Daddy's Little Hunter by birdofflame587 reviews
John is called in rather urgently for a meeting at Dean's school by his concerned teacher...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Fairy Tales of the Unconventional by Seaouryou reviews
[Jaken x Rin, Part Two] Rin is suspicious. Jaken is a stud. Inuyasha isn’t being of any help. And the great lord Sesshoumaru has been reduced to a babysitter.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
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