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20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP IT WAS JUST SENT TO ME!!

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20792 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bluebird by meliz875 reviews
Bella and Jacob are together but an unforeseen tragedy rips them apart and Jacob leaves La Push. In his absence, Bella befriends and is comforted by the person she least expects. Will Jacob return? Can Bella imagine her life with someone she never considered a choice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 331,746 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Bella, Embry] Jacob - Complete
Away from the Sun by Butterfly Betty reviews
When Bella was three, she was found abandonned outside of a hospital in LA. She was placed with Carlisle, Esme, and their twin boys, Emmett and Jasper. What happens when they move to Forks? MA&AH Cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 188,667 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires and Chocolate by VampiresandChocolate reviews
Bella, Rosalie,& Alice are adopted sisters who form a club, Vampires and Chocolate. Little do they know how real their obsession truely is. I think we all see where this is going. M for language, possible future lemons. Humans&Vamps. Traditonal couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,209 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14767 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Sometimes marriage can be more like a business agreement. Broke college student Bella and her best friend's Lawyer brother, Edward, have come up with just that. A business agreement to make life easier for them both. First comes marriage, then comes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,763 - Reviews: 4861 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7634 - Favs: 7,971 - Follows: 9,643 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faliure for Sanity by twilight-harrypotter-reader reviews
Bella is the lead singer of a band called Faliure for Sanity. She hasnt seen Edward for 10 years..what happens when Bella& the band go to the photo shoot where the photographer is..... All Human!.....BXE AXJ RXEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008
Life Had Other Plans by JennaRay reviews
Bella is an 18 year old college freshman. Edward is a 30 year old surgeon and a single dad of a 4 year old girl who has his life established and is not searching for or expecting love. Watch as their lives cross paths. AH/OOC. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 243,474 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Sanguine Virtuoso's by Breath-of-twilight reviews
Edward returns to Forks High for his reunion a renowned musician, finally ready to face his past. The ppl who ridiculed him and the girl he always wanted, who rejected him. His mantra - How do you like me now? REPOST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Managing Emmett by IcantBEEhave reviews
Bella Swan owns her own sports management firm. She has been in love with her star client for years, will do anything for him and give him anything he wants. What happens when he wants her? For the Me and Mr. McCarty contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
To The Moon and Back by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
See My Future by imma vampire reviews
One shots from the kids of Yours, mine and ours. A little snippet of their lives after the story. AU: rated K for now, though it may change. Includes a lot of bonus facts about other characters as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,050 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Walking in the Air by Pavarti reviews
Time line adjustment: Bella comes to Forks at the end of her Junior year and Jacob has already transformed. What would happen if Bella met her wolf first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,825 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9192 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late by vamploverrr reviews
O/S: Just something that I thought would be a nice treat to get out of the rut I was in... Edward and Bella share a night in her apartment. Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty of His Eyes by AlexaET reviews
Isabella was given a second chance to live a life she had long lost. She took it and meets Edward; he helps her heal. But when all crumbles will she be able to help him? Or are they both going to fall apart? A story of family, strength and love. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 199,575 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bedroom Confessions by JandMsMommy reviews
Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH;E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,120 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8736 - Favs: 7,241 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Lust Got to do With It? by my hubby is no edward reviews
While Edward & Rosalie are out of town, will Emmett and Bella be able to contain their infatuation for one another, or will they let the lust consume them? AU/AH, a bit OOC; rated M for a good reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,732 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down & Dirty by Iadorepugs reviews
The result of an unintentional challenge from a reviewer. Bella, forced to work together with Edward. They have a longstanding history of verbal torment. But it's just 1 day Bella thinks. What could possibly happen in 1 day? AH, bit OOC, rated M-swearing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/8/2010
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Stable Romance by Iadorepugs reviews
My 1st fan fic. AH, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for lemons later chapters. Winner Best Romance in the Jumbo Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,005 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
NO Leave Me Alone by Migs4JasperWhitlock reviews
Edward left in new moon, bella gets changed, 80 years later, they meet again, will bella take edward back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Bella
The Christmas Gift by SparklingTwilight reviews
What began as an act of kindness, transformed into the greatest gift one could give. Follow E/B's journey in this one-shot written as an entry for the Last Minute Holiday Fun Times Contest R&R PLS & TY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My Escape by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Suppose Renee didn't take Bella with her when she left. Charlie turns abusive and at age 15 Bella tries to commit suicide but is stopped by a strange pale boy. BxE CHAPTER 22 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella
I Wanna Be by vamploverrr reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since high school. What happens when Bella stumbles upon something she wasn't supposed to see? Can they go back to the way they were? AH, slightly OOC. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cursed by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
They're neighbors and best-selling authors. They're competitive and run in the same circles. It seems like fate is playing with them like toys with they way they're constantly pushed together. It never ends. They hate it--And they hate each other. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,994 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll always be there by itsmissalaska reviews
Bella and her brother Emmett live with there parents. Who abuse bella when drinking. which is always. em is always there for her. BxE ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,477 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Nearly by nickygillian reviews
Bella moves to Forks. The Cullen and Swan families don't get along. Star crossed love. AU all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,478 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8482 - Favs: 13,179 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
In a Manner of Speaking by Momentarily Infinite reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,372 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stumbled Upon by marlise.est.amoureuse reviews
All human. Slightly OOC. Lemons! here's the summary: Bella's traveling the world with her boyfriend, Andrew. Which country will she meet Edward in and why?...and what will happen? Click! Read and review! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever And A Day by VintageAngelKisses reviews
All Human. Edward, a soulful painter with a painful secret, falls in love with Bella when she moves to Forks. Her past soon proves to be just as hard as his, and as he is the only thing that will help her move on, she is the only thing he can't live w/o.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,658 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
In the Arms of an Angel by TwilightFan4Life reviews
All human, slightly OOC. Bella, born and raised in Forks, decides a change needs to be made in her life. While attending college in Arizona, she meets a group of people that forever change her life. But when tragedy strikes will Bella be able to handle it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,975 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008
Memories of Us by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Bella is hired as Edward's nanny after the death of his wife. Having lost her husband and child, can they help each other heal and possibly find love along the way? AU/AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,866 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Going for the Gold by tamelaine reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,489 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Three Little Months by dwellondreams reviews
Edward Cullen, needing to escape Forks, decides to spend his summer vacation in Phoenix. He's not expecting much, certainly not the beautiful girl next door. But how can he trust her when he's already been hurt once? Full summary inside. AU All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
You're Not Alone by The Romantically Inept reviews
A lonely teenage girl. A beautiful runaway. Two people with nothing in common except the one thing they never knew they needed: each other. Edward/Bella. Anonymous reviews and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism welcome please. no slashing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,511 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Day to Change Them All by Stephy Dearest reviews
Bella and Edward are off to university and ready to start what are to be the best years of their lives. What surprizes does the future hold for them? Rated M for future chapters: sexual content and language . All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Impossibility of Surviving by Simply Emma reviews
AU: Bella was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up locked away from the world in a basement with very little hope of escaping, that is until Edward Masen stumbles upon her case. Is survival really ever possible though after all that? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
More Than Words by lileve1 reviews
After five years of marriage, two of those years being nothing but two acquaintances living under the same roof, Bella decides to leave Edward in hopes that he will try to win her back. Does Edward have a secret or did he simply fall out of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,955 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Angels by ginnyinvisible reviews
When Edward left during New Moon, Bella never found Jacob and never moved on. They meet again in Roberts High, Oregon, five years later, but Bella is now part of the Angels, a dangerous gang that strikes terror into the city and may be more than it seems.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,322 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
The Not So Secret Life of a Hollywood Starlet by dream-a-lot reviews
Bella is the it girl in LA. She goes to Seattle for lunch with her bro. She soon finds out that she's stuck in Seattle. When Bella makes the life-changing decision to go to college, what will happen? And what will happen when she meets Edward Cullen? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Forgotten Memories by eurogirls reviews
Bella and Edward were together in the 1900's but were forced to seperate. They both got turned and Edward lost all memory of her while Bella thinks he is dead. What happens when they meet up again? RXR please. Starts off slow but gets better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Husband and Wife, Way of Life by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Sequel to Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice! Expect lemons. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trying to make it by sistersydney reviews
my version of Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella "trying" to ease there way into the wedding night. Edward hears a voice that warns him of bella's turn. Some fluff, suspense, and a great story so far. send feedback please. be patient, i am very new to this
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Daddy Daughter Time by tamelaine reviews
Oneshot--Bella comes home and observes a special moment between Edward and Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
April Fools Bella! by edwardsbella99 reviews
Emmett and Bella on April Fools Day. What could go wrong...and why is there mutant vampire squirrels included? Read and Review! one-shot...but if I get reviews to make more, I'll make another chapter or two.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Love in the Big Apple by isabellsah cullen reviews
All main characters, very different storyline. Set 21st century New York. Bella 17yrold milion dollar business woman meets edwards little sister amanda and falls for Edward. Laurent and James are back and want bella for her money. BxE All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,540 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
He's All That by contradictively ironic reviews
AU. All Human. Bella has never had an easy life. When she meets Edward Cullen, everything becomes so much more complicated. Can they overcome the obstacles? Or will fate intervene? All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. Rated 'M' for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,726 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Little Surprises by vampirelover2007 reviews
They have decided to get married. Its getting closer and Edward is loosening up. As the wedding nears our sweet Bella isn't going to be so sweet. Wedding-Transformation-and After. Sorry suck at summaries. Lemons in later chapters. Slightly OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
True Love Conquers All by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Phoenix" Bella and Edward are starting their senior year but what happens when Bella gets kidnapped? Can Edward find her and will their love survive? Rated M for violence, swearing and possible lemons. All human, read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,697 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Changed by GotMilkChunks reviews
One day while in the woods, a vampire comes across Bella while trying to live "vegetarian" unfortunately her scent drives the vampire to extreme thirst and he attacks her. This is the story of the aftermath of that event. Summary sucks, but give it a shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Bridesmaids revisited by linnybug reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after six years, at Alice's wedding in England. Will they realize the feelings they have for each other? All Human. I won't make promises of lemons, only innuendos :-P BTW, I don't own anything...just thought I'd add that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,146 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hereafter by newfoundlove reviews
FKA August Thirteenth. EPOV. B&E's wedding night, what is their newlywed life like? What challenges will they face as they begin their forever together? Will Edward finally see Bella as his equal... what will it take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,025 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
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Guess Who? reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice are playing a game of truth or dare and have to write emails to people they dont know. What will happen when they meet the most handsome men they will ever know. all human. canon pairings. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,050 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Changes reviews
Bella is an aspiring mechanical engineer, Edward is trying to perfect his music. What will happen when they meet? All human, regular pairings. Rating may change later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008