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Joined 06-05-08, id: 1596466, Profile Updated: 03-24-09

Hi dudes and lady dudes. It's me. Lia.

Stuff 'bouts me:

Age: Im to lazy to keep count.

Name: Lia

Height: Im around 5 feet... sooooo short. Grrr

Hair: It's short, and brown.

Favorite song: Creep. Radiohead. I love it!

Favorite TV shows: HEROES, 30 Rock, That 70's Show, Hell's Kitchen, Make me a supermodel, Scrubs

Favorite Movie: Rent, Juno and definitely Milk, once i see it. grr

Favorite Band: My Chemical Romance, NIRVANA

So, I've also got some friends. Dey cool. Dey rock. Like my closest bestest buddies. Sabrina, Katy, Michaela, Jules, Angel, Kristen, Madi, Mary, shanon, sarah, alexa, the other alexa, devon, vjolla, nehah, sophia, hadork, sam.., mark, garret, nick, more dudes, and blah more ppl. and fine, the girl, leon.

Now, go read my stories plz. and of course review. Dey cool stories. READ AND REVIEW MY STORIES!!

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So, my newest catch phrase is...

Chocolate milk is always better.

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So a little bit about me... I live in The united states of America. (grumble...) i dont trust anything. i like movies, books, yoga, and chocolate. (heehee...)

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Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Secrets, Lies, and Love by s m Neal reviews
Bella was raped a year ago when she was sixteen. When Renee gets remarried, Bella wants to move to Forks with Melody. Vamps included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Can Only Get Better by Horcrux7 reviews
She may be 7 years old, but Renesmee is very much an adult and Jacob is suddenly a lot more than her best friend. But how will Bella and Edward react when they return from their second honeymoon to find their baby girl in a compromising situation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
If Emmett were President by comeonsugarletmeknow reviews
How Emmett would solve some of our nation's major issues if he were president. AU. A by product of boredom on a Thursday. Not to be taken seriously...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthood Part 2 by GorgeousSmile reviews
Sequel to Parenthood. Maureen and Joanne raising a family. Set four years after the first one. MoJo of course. With Boho cameo's. Complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 67,194 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Parenthood by GorgeousSmile reviews
Maureen and Joanne and the drama of raising three daughters. MoJo of course. With appearances from the other boho's. Complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,272 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampiric Desires by Mezzanottex3 reviews
EB: lemons! mature! a bit OOC... not too much. "Easy, love..." he whispered roughly, his lips touching her ear. "You test the thin boundaries of my self-control."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Carlisle is God! by vampirechick123 reviews
title says it all but...we have all seen them, if not used them. OMC oh my Carlisle and then there is the whole Carlisle is god thing. Well, I got a story about it for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008