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Joined 06-05-08, id: 1596502, Profile Updated: 05-09-13
Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Fragile Dreams, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

It finally happened. :(

I knew it was coming sooner or later, but I was hoping it would be later. Oh well. Anyway, in light of the recent removal of The Book of Hell, I will be leaving FF and taking my stuff over to A03. It's a shame, since I liked FF, but, well, rules are rules, right? It'll probably take me a little while to figure out the new system, so new chapters may take a little bit to come out; in the meantime, the stuff I co-wrote with other people is already there on my profile as well as theirs. Oh well. I hope that, if you enjoy my work, you'll check it out there. Please support Konata, Beatrice, and everybody else there, too.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Klei/works

Thank you for all who've supported me on FF. I'm sure my account will get banned at some point once they figure out just how much crud there is on here, but I'll leave this notice up until that time comes.

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He Is My Master by Chiisai Kitsune reviews
SONADOW. After Chaos Control goes awry, Sonic and Shadow go AWOL...landing in a parallel dimension with many familiar faces, but a huge problem. Getting back would be so easy - that is, if everyone wasn't insisting that Sonic is 'Prince' Shadow's slave...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 275,051 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sonic, Shadow
Animal I Have Become by UnderneathTheRose reviews
L has proven Light's guilt as Kira. Now, in order to save himself from execution, and Ryuk from boredom, he must offer L the only thing he can. But will L take the offer? LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,163 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/20/2009 - L, Light Y.
Desert Fortress by CreativeChilde reviews
Link can't stand the bloodshed, so when he is offered peace in exchange for one life, can he really refuse? GanLink. Chap 38: Averyn thought he knew everything and thought he was in love. If only he hadn't been so foolish!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,546 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
I Get It by Feel Free To Improvise reviews
Vlad stays the week with the Fenton's and Danny tries his hardest to avoid the man he's secretly crushing on, at the same time learning that his friends aren't that loyal. What happens when Vlad's feelings start to change? Dark scenes, Vlad/Danny Slash
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,104 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Companion by Ahmerst reviews
Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,556 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Russia, America
Siberian Divide by die-kokolores reviews
The Summit Meetings as they would have been if America and Russia Alfred/Ivan existed. Story contains some crack, strong presidentxcountry relationships, angst, smut, language, and historical accuracy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,129 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - America, Russia
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
NICE by JFantasist reviews
YAOI There's a new member of the family: Gakupo. He gets along perfectly with all the vocaloids but what happens when Kaito and him realizes that they are more than just friends? YAOI boyxboy Rate will change to M
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,473 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Kaito S.
Alexander's Journal by Rylitah reviews
Sometimes Alexander wonders if letting the other stay in his castle was really worth it. For every crazy and absurd thing his apprentice does, he writes about it in his journal. Spoilers.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Alexander, Daniel
Wrong? by darklight1601 reviews
Like being thrown into another world wasn't hard enough. He knows he shouldn't have these feelings; knows what happened the last time he felt like this; knows they're wrong. But no matter how hard he tries, he can't make them go away. Auron/Tidus. Yaoi!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,206 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Auron, Tidus
A Day in the Life of Alfred F Jones by FlashFire44 reviews
Sent to the Gulags prison camp in Russia for a crime he didn't commit Alfred F. Jones is forced into submission by the man In charge, Ivan Braginski. His goal: to find a way out for himself and the other prisoners.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Russia, America
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Project Tetris by DTLe reviews
/CRACK/ America gets a package from Russia that seems innocent enough, but what is it really hiding?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/3/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Rules of the Bathroom by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Polaroid by coxcomb reviews
Russia likes to take photographs of the other countries once he is 'finished' with them and is missing just one photo in his album. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Broken by Senshi'sBard reviews
Is it all part of Kira's act, or is Light really broken? One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Speechless by Swaggiest Purple reviews
In the middle of the Cold War conflict, Russia takes away something very precious to America. How will he cope afterwards? No pairings yet. Rated M for gore and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - America, Russia
Checking In by PsychoticDemonic reviews
The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Too Far by BookerSeeFoodBookerEat reviews
Kevin goes a bit too far with the jokes. He finds it funny but Ben? Not so much. Do NOT read if you don't like yaoi. Read and Review. Pure BEVIN.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,755 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Who's Your Favorite, America? by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
Bored at a meeting, Prussia asks America's states: Out of all of their different Dad's, which has America loved the most? Warning: Lots of OC states?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
You sunk my battle ship by Mr. Sora Majiggers reviews
America decides that playing board games would be a good way to forget about the rain. Sure they say they have the name "bored" for a reason but what if the stakes for these games were high? RussiaXAmerica, FranceXEngland rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Simple Jealousy by dramaq reviews
An L-centric one-shot. "My intelligence is a curse. And therefore, I envy the bubbly dimwitted beauty known as Misa Amane." Slight LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Red Star Rising by Albino Magpie reviews
It is ascending. Come dawn, they will be no more. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mental trauma by cursed-horsefish reviews
Gilbert was no longer allowed to interact with others alone after he caused severe irreparable mental damage to a young America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Among the Sunflowers by Shatterdoll reviews
AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wanna Be a Rockstar! by Shatterdoll reviews
After a world conference America and Prussia decide they are going to start a band, pulling England, Turkey, and Russia into their scheme. Now if only they could agree on anything for five seconds... Warning for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Beauty and the Bastard by DrainBamage reviews
From now until the last petal falls, Uchiha Sasuke, you will be cursed, yourself, your castle, and all those you employ shall be disguised. If you have not managed to have someone fall in love with you and you, in turn, fall for them, you will perish!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dreams Laced With Him by XoxKiraxoX reviews
After a long absence with this story, I have decided to return to it and edit it a bit as I feel that it needs some work. ;o Contains: Spanking, BDSM, and MalexMale!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How to Save a Life by MegaMan-Atlas reviews
When Black Jack falls ill with a mysterious affliction, Kiriko may be the only one who can save him. But can the Doctor of Death go against his very nature to help him? Even if he does, could it already be too late? Kiriko/Black Jack
Black Jack/ブラックジャック - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009
Double or Nothing by Shatterdoll reviews
England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
God Save America! by Shatterdoll reviews
On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Supervision by Mad Libs reviews
Auron finds himself performing one of the less appealing duties accorded to a parent and/or guardian - taking a snotty seven year old to an ice show.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Auron, Tidus
It's My Life by ForeverLilacLies reviews
COMPLETELY REDONE: Fem!Itachi/Kisame. Although a murderer and part of a crime organization Itachi was still a vulnerable girl and one night Kisame takes advantage of that leaving Itachi with the fallout.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Risk Your Life! by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
A VERY big misunderstanding by xX-Death-Flavoured-Lipgloss-Xx reviews
Sasuke opened and read the scroll: 'An Uchiha must marry the first person they kiss'. The scroll fell to the floor. He was in deep. SasuNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
EYEGINA! by Eyegina reviews
Ben receives a new and exciting alien which pleases Kevin. Ben/Kevin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Excerpts of Togetherness by Andra Sashner reviews
Collection of fluffy oneshots from the lives of my favourite pairing: Eiri & Shuichi are living together, contentedly in love, and completely NOT at peace. But then again it's always going to be an ongoing adventure for these two... sigh
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,828 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
God of Carnage by Hime-Naya reviews
Teru smiled at the young boy, “Here is the secret. We are not born with a name tattooed to use permanently, no...We have the ability to change it and God knew that.” Just as Near expected, Light Yagami was still alive. LightXMikami; Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,983 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
It Doesn't Taste Like Apples! by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk discovers Apple Jacks...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
The Great Firewall of China Shall Not Fall by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. America tries to convince China to stop internet censorship. His awesomely heroic plan? Introduce China to the wonderful world of porn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - China, America - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Enemy's Fortress by Spamilla reviews
Chap. 12 Up! COMPLETE! Danny awakes to find himself inside Vlad's domain. He is unsure to why he is there. He does not remember the fight that knocked him out, nor does he know what Vlad has in store for him. VladDanny Slash, Yaoi, Minor, Rape, humil
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,157 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Sasukes private dancer by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Sasuke and Naruto sort of heat up in a dance studio. SasuNaru. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret To Die For by Dante's Waltz reviews
Governor Sasuke Uchiha has a secret. A blonde and MALE secret. Pictures should never be left lying around. Yaoi Sasuke/Naruto lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Yaoi, Oh My! by Gosangoku reviews
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to screw Uzumaki bloody Naruto. — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Opportunistic by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
Sasuke continuously having dreams about a sexy blonde. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Hyrulian Order by AlexanderRasputin reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has taken the Triforce of Wisdom for his own, and now has crushed the resolve of Link, the Savior of Hyrule, who has been made a slave of the Dark King. But Link's lord has interesting ideas for his new, naive slave. GanLink. R&R please
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Ganondorf, Link
Rainy Season by BeepBeepBoop reviews
Jiranaru smex. While traveling with bad injuries, a storm forces Jiraiya and Naruto to take shelter in a mountain cave. What will happen as the night progresses? Read, reveiw, have some cookies...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Things that go Bump in the Night by Nyru reviews
Naruto gets more than he bargined for when he visits a hainted house with his friends. SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
God told us to be faithful by UchihaAkimoto reviews
After all these years, Sasuke was stronger. : YAOI, SasuIta, Uchihacest :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Training by x-Lazart-x reviews
Where am I? Why am I tied up? I need help! Someone, anyone.... L/Light Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Beauty of the Brow by Panda Luver 4 Life reviews
Kiba notices something wrong with Sasuke. What's this about Naruto and tweezers! Read to find out. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Email Frenzy by StillWaving reviews
Sasuke and Naruto email each other and fun ensues! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taming the Beast by Reyoki reviews
Link's inner wolf is driving him mad. So much so, that he has become a threat to his own quest. When Ganondorf takes him into the desert to tame it, the Dark King finds he may have bitten off more than he can chew. Re-working plot. Will update when done
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
A Different Decision by sbyamibakura reviews
L/Light. Maybe a world ran by Kira wouldn't be so bad after all...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Booty Call by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
Vlad/Danny. Vlad thinks about all the fun he and Danny can have during their weekend together.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Perfect Match by kitkatchick89 reviews
Harry was rescued from abusive Dursleys and Harry finds out the only way to block Voldemort is by finding a soul mate. DMHP Abused!Harry Slytherin!Harry Cutting, rape and submissive!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Cost of Fame by Anguissette reviews
[SasuNaru] It is common knowledge that the entertainment world is a cut throat business. In order to get the big break one has to sleep with someone with authority. Is Naruto willing to sacrifice his virginity to get his big break?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Touch Communication by lhbaghead reviews
It's probably the easiest thing to learn. It's just really hard for Sasuke. Narusasu, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Kisses by Crystal Dragoness reviews
Naruto has just transferred to a new school and is out of money. In desperate need of a job, he takes the first one offered to him. What if that job happens to be an internet porn company? What if he's paired up with one, Uchiha Sasuke? Au, Highschool Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love is by mishka-chan reviews
To Naruto love is several different things. Sasunaru. Attempt at humor and it failed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Reason to Knock by smallish reviews
Companion to The Value of Knocking. OneShot. Hidan learns why he should always knock. KisaIta. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Be Artistic by Spyko reviews
Sasuke transfers into an Arts university, and he may find the people, especially a certain blond, more artistic than he figured. SasuNaru YAOIlime in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Is that a wand in your pocket? by Heath07 reviews
1 Drabble. Slash. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004
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The Book of Total Innocence reviews
Ivan decides to summon his guardian angel to spread kindness and fluffy bunnies to all the good little children, and it's totally free; this is the story of his life, love, and unicorns. (Notice for followers of The Book of Hell inside.) Rated M for semi-graphic hugging.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Russia, America, England/Britain - Complete
Death is Cheap reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
Withered reviews
It was okay. For the best, even. Because flowers that withered away had to be pruned. That was all there was to it. No pairings, character suicide warning, unreliable narrator warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Russia - Complete
Kleiland reviews
Parody crackfic of original country fanfiction. This, everyone, is the inspiring tale of how Klei's sofa was recognized as a country independent of the United States. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! Or something... Your IQ will drop at least 70 points reading this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America - Complete
Barbs reviews
RussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Monster Lovin' reviews
There is really nothing to say about this except Fleshy Shadow/Grunt/Brute/Daniel. Written for Kinkmeme. Yes, Amnesia has a Kinkmeme. :3 Warnings for High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a bit of a cracky premise.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Daniel - Complete
The Box reviews
America has a box that he is quite content to pretend is a racecar. Or a spaceship. Or a pirate ship. Russia joins in. Fluffiness ensues. RussAme-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Lord of Empires Online reviews
Eager to try an online civilization game England told him about, America finds himself in a bit of a pickle as he and the others attempt to rule the server. Cracky fic. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, Russia
Romantic Evening reviews
"Only you would find a dinner at Friendly's romantic." In which Russia and America go on a date. To a fast-food restaurant. Needless to say, Russia is distressed. RussAme fluff, T for some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Loose Ends reviews
From their base/hotel, the group's main goal was to rescue survivors and save humanity. A fan-made sequel. I couldn't help it; there were so many loose ends in the game, it wasn't even funny. Crow/Seto, maybe other pairings as time goes on.
Fragile Dreams - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,435 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Crow, Seto
Boom reviews
Since he was a child, America had always loved explosions... England didn't worry so much about it until it started to get dangerous. No official pairings, though it can be seen as England/America if you want. Character and civilian deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Disappearance of Crow reviews
A one-shot drabble from Crow's point of view, when he died. Inspired by the song, "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku." Also, my first story with a rating below T! SWEET! Well, sort of. Crow/Seto, lazily put together.
Fragile Dreams - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Crow, Seto - Complete
Pickup Lines reviews
All the main males of the Narutoverse take turns desperately trying to win the oblivious blonde's heart... With their own pick-up lines. Any/Naru, it's left open-ended. NOT based on the pick-up lines picture/comic thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Books reviews
Naruto and Sakura have an argument over which series of novels is better, "Harry Potter" or "Inheritence"/Eragon. As such, they decide to ask Sasuke... Of whose answer is the exact opposite of what anyone would expect. Crackfic, oneshot, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost in a Small Room reviews
He was going to officially graduate. It was his big day, finally passing and ending academy life! But when he didn’t show up at the ceremony, Sasuke was sent to find him… And he did. In an alley. Being violated by three men. SasuNaru, lemons, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Keeping Up reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dream reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming reviews
In which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi, MPreg. Don’t like, don’t read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How Far Will You Go? reviews
Naruto catches Sasuke and Sakura in intimate acts. The Uchiha insists that Sakura forced him to do it, which she did, but the blonde refuses to believe it! Therefore, Sasuke comes up with something to prove his love! : SasuNaru, oneshot, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Months is Too Long reviews
Sasuke is bored. As in, mega bored. Ever since he got back from the Sound, he's been under house arrest. What's a bored Uchiha to do? Why, have some "fun" with Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, graphic lemon, yaoi, no homophobes or kiddies allowed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn reviews
In which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission Impossible reviews
A couple of paragraphs, if you can call them that, that were originally supposed to be a part of another story, but ended up not fitting, and just deleting them was NOT an option... So here it is. SasuNaru yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chess reviews
If Sasuke won, it meant getting some new toys... If Naruto won, then the dobe would finally get a turn being seme... Well, he's an Uchiha. He can't lose a game of chess, right? Lemon, NaruSasu, no homophobes allowed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Misadventure of Konohamaru reviews
Konahamaru and the gang escape Ebisu and head to the training field, only to find a nosebleed-worthy sight. Before the next day, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is pregnant. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon-ish, rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ritual reviews
After Naruto dragged Sasuke back to Konoha, the two began to once again do their thing every night... Lemon, SasuNaru, Masochist!Naruto, whip, vibrator, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sadist reviews
Naruto had PLANNED on going to meet Choji at Ichiraku's. Turns out Sasuke decided to drag him to the Uchiha compound for something else. SasuNaru yaoi, and a lemon lasting the whole chapter. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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