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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Rebecca, and Shakespeare.

Once upon a time there was a pretty cool person called Madeleine. She was so cool, she sometimes spoke in third person.

She also liked tucking her shirt into her armpit-high pants and wearing round glasses with her green eyes and black hair that was unneccisarily similar to that of a very well-known wizard.

One of her best friends, (apart from obligatory mentions of all those who've blackmailed to this position), was her calucator, whose name was Nigel. Nigel had a lot of buttons. Lots and lots and lots of them, and they were mostly grey, but there was a green one and white one and a blue one.

Madeleine knew she was cool. She loved her Dr Who and brussel sprouts, her correctly placed commas and anything written by Douglas Adams. She could play Tetris or Minesweeper for hours on end, even if she didn't really like Solitaire that much.


(Actual Quotes. These people actually exist)

"Yoda, man the gas!" (In a science lab)

"I'm a Bird-Whisperer!"

"Haggis? What's Haggis? Some kind of pastry?"

"Damned six-legged horse!"

"HE'S NOT NAKED!! He's just not wearing clothes yet!"

"Once upon a time there was some oozing green slime" (book) "So why is this green slime oozing?" (a very enthusiastic English teacher.) "Because that's what greeeen slime does!" (an English student)

"STICK IT DOWN!" "With WHAT?!" "Mind power!"

"You only have one voice in your head?! You poor, lonely soul..."

"I"m going to die as a FISH!?"

"The verbs are my friends!" (the enthusiastic German teacher)

"Imagine you have an avacado." (...a music teacher?)

"Off to the mushroom fields we go!"

"Is everyone in their happy positions?" (this time, it's the enthusiastic drama teacher)

"... tasting chocolate in your ear..."

"Who wants icecream with their pizza?"

"I can run like an emu and fight like a kangaroo!"

"... like a fish without a bicycle..."

"Let me draw my fish-berries!"

"Is that supposed to be Jesus?" "NO!! It's Peter Pettigrew!"

"You're supposed to be dying!! Get your dying face on!!"

"... as bright as a torch without batteries..."

"THERE'S A PIECE OF MUFFIN STUCK IN MY HEART!!"

"If I chuck my lifejacket in the water, d'ya reckon it'll float?"

"Yes! The Happy Rainbows can fly, too!"


Well, you see, there's actually a reason why you've just scrolled/read through all of afore mentioned crap. I might or might not have actually written some fanfiction! Whoa! Look amazed!

Hour of Darkness:

Once upon a time, Madeleine decided to join the deep, dark depths of Fanfiction. The first thing she wrote was a crappy 'lets-kill-all-of-the-Cullens-off-in-as-few-chapters-as-we-can!' fic, and now she tries to convince herself it doesn't actually exist, it's just hanging around on her fanfiction account as a leftover malfunction from when that evil, sadistic, revernge-driven pixie (it was blue and spoke in Cornish) hacked into her account out of spite. For no reason. None at all.

A Dark Night:

Have you seen the Potter Puppet Pals episode all about "ANGST! ANGST! ANGST!" punctuated by the odd headbang? Well, this is like that, only no puppets or funny voices. I thought it was good when I wrote it, but am now convinced the pixie did this one as well.

The Reunion:

The first few chapters are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllldddd. So therefore uber bad. But I'm in the process of rewriting the first few chapters. Once I sort out a prologue, I might be almost-sort-of-not-really happy with this one. Except I'm somewhat of a perfectionist, so unfortunately that will never happen. I'll look back on it in a years time and shudder, don't you worry. (About Edward, Bella, Jake, and The Lurrve Triangle of Dooooom)

Blindly In Love:

Well, I like the idea of this story, if not much else. I wrote it, realised it didn't make sense, rewrote it, forgot about it, remembered it, cringed, thouroughly edited it, ignored it for a while and now am currently debating over whether or not changing the title would be a good idea. Hey! It might be a good idea to tell you what this is about, yeah? So Ingrid is normal. Normal, normal, normal, ordinary, normal. And she's kind of sick of it. So she wishes for a change, anything that will break her life out of the rut of normality it's been bogged down into since the day she was born. But the change comes in a way she never could've predicted, in ways to terrible for her to comprehend, and she loses everything. And when this tall, warm, stranger called Seth is the only one who still says he cares, how can she trust anymore?

Never Look Back:

You ever heard of the book Rebecca? Well, neither had I until I was forced to read it for school. Like, forced, forced. Like, all but tie you to a chair with your eyelids propped open with matchsticks with a copy of the damned book a foot from your face forced. And it wasn't so bad. This was written for school. About the main character, a swotty rich guy called Maximillian. You don't think we're getting subtle messages there? Maxi (as in lots of, or a floor-length hippy-dress), millian (as in almost million)? Well, this little paragraph here did have a point, but I seem to have missed it and splattered on the carpark next door, so just go read the story if you care.

Romeo and Rosaline:

In fair Verona High School, were we lay our scene. By yours truly, Anonymous Author 1, Anonymous Author 2 and William Shakespeare. (I'd write some vaguely humourous comment here, but I'm in awe at my own witticisms of the first line, and I don't want to spoil it with my usual babble)


MYJ is...

Madeleine's beta
In Fanfiction-land.
She is awesome,
Slightly

Yellow
Even when the
Lights go out, and she might
gLow in the dark, but I'm not sure, because she's usually
Out of the room that I am in
When it is dark, and she is

Jess, and forgives me when I can't think of a cool
Enough word beginning with J and never lets mistakes
Slip by her, because she is
Ssej Wolley Ssim, only backwards.


I have way too many plots and not nearly enough, well, I was going to say time, but I probably do have enough, so not good enough organisational skills and dedication to write them all. So I'll probably publish something Harry Potter related in the not-too-distant-future (which for me, could be anything between tomorrow and never), either NextGen or Marauders. I've been put off writing anything with Ginny in it after I saw the 6th movie. And I read a fanfic where it turns out Ginny had Harry under the love potion all along, and he discovers so, twenty-something years down the track. So my fragile beliefs were shattered, and I am now eternally slightly suspicious of Ginny Weasley. And the actor, who is a good three inches taller than Daniel Radcliffe whilst stooping and wearing flats. I'm not looking forwards to 'Nineteen Years Later'

I really would like to get around to writing a Dr Who fic. I really, really would. Unfortunately, I can't be stuffed.
For the time being, anyway. We'll see how things go.

There will be more Twilight abominations, I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I'm past the point of enjoying any of the books, but the ideas come so thick and fast!

I plan to devestate the serene realms of Death Note fanfiction one of these days... Eventually...

There was and Alex Rider one I was going to write, but didn't. I might write it. Then again, I might not.


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. the Doctor (Doctor Who)

1/2. Voldemort

(equal first. I mean, how could I choose? But for the sake of this exercise, I flipped a coin. So Voldy is 2, but is in no way, shape or form any less awesome that the doctor.)

3. Seth (Twilight)

4. Mello (Death Note)

5. Kreacher (Harry Potter)

6. Skulduggery Pleasant (From a series called Skulduggery Pleasant. You won't have heard of it, but it's pretty cool. He''s a talking, walking, bad-joke cracking skeleton)

7. Ryuk (Death Note. A shinigami, a god of death. He happens to like apples.)

8. Vladimir (Twilight. Just like Stefan, except he has a cooler name.)

9. Dobby (yes, I have a special soft-spot just for house-elves. Cos they're so cute and all. And I absolutely love that bit at the end of DH when... Nevermind. PM me if you really want to know.)

10. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

11. Davros (Doctor Who. The creator of the Daleks, y'know: Exterminate! Exterminate!)

12. Murtagh (From Eragon. Or the "Inheritance Cycle" if you prefer the fancy terms)

(This isn't exactly in order... I love them all so much I couldn't choose!)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A Skeleton driven into existance by the want of revenge... With this ancient old man who's half machine... No, I haven't. But hey, it could work!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Mello? You bet! He's beyond the realms of Steven Strait, Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp and every other drool-worthy actor you can think of PUT TOGETHER!! Including every single male species in Twilight (except maybe Billy and Charlie and co). ... even though he's only a drawing.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Murtagh got Vladimir pregnant? I don't think that's even possible!! I mean, evil-dragon-rider-kid insemnating a really OLD vampire?! EW!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Dobby! Oh, I wish I could! I'm gonna have to write one now!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Voldemort and my little friend Skullduggery Pleasant? Dude, they're both magic! They'd fireball eachother to death before they even had time to exchange a few words!! Even though SP is already kind of dead...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Kreacher/Dobby or Kreacher/Malfoy?! Well, I guess... option A. At least they're the same species, although seriously...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

So Ryuk walks (or rather, flies) in, on VOLDEMORT and MURTAGH having sex?? OMG! Well, he doesn't know either of them because they're all from different fandoms... And they wouldn't even be able to see him cos he's invisible and all... Unless they've touched a Death Note.. Which Voldy might have...

So Ryuk would back away slowly, wishing he hadn't seen anything, Voldemort would try to Avada Kedavra him to death and Murtagh would pull out Za'roc and try any jab Ryuk so that Galbatorix wouldn't find out. I really hope you've read all of those books, otherwise this would make very little sense.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Draco is lonely. Seth is lonely. Seth falls in a hole in the space-time continum and falls through to England where he meets Draco who's also fallen into a hole in the space-time continum and wound up in muggle London where they meet and-

This is so implausible it's not even funny.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Doctor/ Vladimir? Geez, I should've put some girls in my top 12.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ryuk/Murtagh? Erm... Murtagh is having a 'tanty cos no one loves him, and Ryuk tells him that he's just as cool as Eragon and they all live happily ever after.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

(Seth) cough MYJ cough Sorry, what was that?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I wish! No one loves Davros!! Poor ol' Davros... Just cos he likes to try and take over the universe...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Voldy/Mello/Kreacher? If that's not weird, I don't know what is. I dare somebody to go and write a fic for every random pairing in this segment.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"The Time Warp." Cos you could so imagine Vladimir doing the pelvic thrust.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Doctor/SP/Murtagh? Well, blood would be spilt... So at least K+.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Kreacher? I've NEVER read a Kreacher fic! Oh, woe is me!

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

The Doctor and Ryuk are in a happy relationship until Dobby runs off with Ryuk. The Doctor, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Davros and a brief unhappy affair with Murtagh, then follows the wise advice of Kreacher and finds true love with Seth.

18. What title would you give this fic?

Is That Gullible Written on Your Forehead?


And, that's all folks! Read my fanfic and you'll get... Virtual awesomeness!!

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Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
The Start of a Family by LuLaRoo7 reviews
Harry and Ginny have been married for 7 years and their lives are taking on new adventures and changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,705 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Goblet of Fire by ksomm814 reviews
With the knowledge of the family secret, Orion Black is hoping for a peaceful 4th year with no more complications. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The Triwizard Tournament has been resurrected with an invisible force set on destroying everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
One Reason to Love Your Twin by sioux343 reviews
Maddie and Addie have been nearly inseperable since birth, but when Collin imprints on one twin...what happens to the other? Their once unbreakable bond disinegrates and their both left to pick up whatever pieces they can. Collin/OC Brady/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Collin, Brady
Blood on the Moon by Carnivalgirl reviews
When Teddy suddenly goes missing on their wedding day, his loving bride Victoire refuses to believe it's just cold feet. On further investigation, a strange story unravels, starting from the day they found out a shocking family truth. TLVW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Words and Phrases by Starrika reviews
Written for the alphabetdrabble community on LJ. 26 drabbles of Neville and Lavender. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
And I'll Stop Time for You by FollowThisRhythm reviews
[For Bree, DeLani and Ellie.] "You're always saying goodbye, Harry, and I don't understand why because there's never going to be a last time or an end when it comes to us — Don't you know?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Runaway Plan by Crowlows19 reviews
When Harry runs away to another world, Draco is the one to follow and bring him home. AU. Just a One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Fairy Tale Life by Moonlite Knight reviews
“I told you,” Foaly eyed the knife pointed at him warily. “I’m your Fairy Godmother and I would appreciate it if you lowered the knife please.”
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Endlessly, She Said by rebel angel365 reviews
Kim is broken. Everything in her life has fallen apart. That is, until Jared comes. Can he heal her wounds? Or is Kim too damaged? Kim and Jared if you couldn't tell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008
Doctor Boosh by thegingerwhowaited reviews
The TARDIS is travelin', and mindin' it's own business, until it's mysteriously nudged by a mysterious thing into Dalston. But why? And the winner of the best summary ever goes to...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Vince N.
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Bada Bing, Bada Boom! by Clichesbullet reviews
I never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Paul, Rachel
One Last Goodbye by Izzyv1o reviews
He couldn't believe that these two strangers were offering him a chance to go back, to say a proper goodbye. It was all he had wanted since the tragic day, all he had wished for. Spoilers for Blog part 3. 9 & Rose. May be followed up - possibly...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Rose T., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Nothing so Sweet by Clichesbullet reviews
Clumsy war hero meets often drunk and constantly grumpy landlady. They're barely acquaintances and if it wasn't for a trick or two that destiny pulled them, that would problably never change. NevillexHannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A.
The Receding by hestia-jones85 reviews
No one needed to die to go to heaven. It was a truth, and Merope Gaunt knew it. DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
True Love’s Kiss by Moonlite Knight reviews
Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
To Lack by Tjix reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, they really weren't anything alike at all.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Near, L - Complete
To Trust a Werewolf by sioux343 reviews
Sophie was only suppose to come in for Bella's wedding and then leave. A simple vacation that has turned her life around completely. How is it possible that she ended up living in the claustrophobic town of La Push with werewolves? Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,758 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Genius’s Block by Moonlite Knight reviews
Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Juliet B. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Tears of Joy and Remorse by Auphora66 reviews
Leah: Sadly, imprinting magic has side effects, such as loss of judgment, lustful thoughts, watery eyes -dripping may occur-, chest pains, dizziness, and headaches. For more information,contact Taha Aki -the spirit that no one will believe you’ve ever met
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,526 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leah
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Alternate Ending for New Moon by jaxidy reviews
This story picks up in the toward the end of NM when Bella is trying to save Edward from the Volturi. This time she's not fast enough to get there first... This is going to break your heart... but Jacob's more. Please re-read ch.8 before reading ch.9
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oedipus by Clichesbullet reviews
Almost killed by bear, saved by outragesouly gorgeous undead woman, transformed into vampire, fell in love with outrageously gorgeous undead woman, outrageously gorgeous undead woman just sees me as a son. Pretty good year so far,right? RoseXEm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Of Vampires and Werewolves by OncomingBadWolf reviews
Tenth and Rose find more than they bargained for when visiting Seattle.A surge of vampire attacks hitting the city. The Doctor is raged, and when a strange girl and another vampire offer to help, can he trust them? Twilight crossover. TenRose, BellaEdward
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - 10th Doctor
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Barricade by Lynn Bridgeport reviews
He thought that if he even said one wrong word to her she would break into a million tiny pieces, that's how fragile she was. Paul didn't know how to handle this sad, damaged girl that he had imprinted on. FINAL CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Paul - Complete
Louder Than Words by Bialy reviews
AU set after the end. "I expect you to listen to a call to arms," Near said simply. "I'm not a soldier!" she protested. He blinked. "No, Sayu. You are a Yagami." Matsuda/Sayu/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sayu Y., Near
85124 by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The tattoo wasn't a choice. It was forced on – forced through the screams of the needle, through the tears of his skin. He had no choice. Holocaust.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Horrors of Self Inserts by naonaonao reviews
A parody of the common themes in a Twilight fanfiction. "I woke up to find a pair of gleaming eyes staring at me, then I realized, I was in the Twilight world! I was Bella!" It's funny, trust me.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coeval by meeker004 reviews
He sort of had a crush on her when he was sixteen and first saw her naked. She slapped him across the face when she found out about it. Leah-Embry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Countdown by meeker004 reviews
100 dollars. It was how much Seth owed his older sister after she won their bet that Jacob Black would imprint on somebody completely inappropriate and leave Seth completely and utterly brokenhearted. Leah-Embry and Seth-Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Beyond the Sea by E.A. Week reviews
For most of her young life, Jules Paxton’s world had revolved around football. That all changed the day a loony git in a blue box crash-landed in her mum’s garden. Slight crossover with the movie Bend it Like Beckham.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Mary Sue in MiddleEarth by That Rabid Fangirl reviews
When perfect Mary Sue is transported to Middle-Earth via "oregano" and a borrowed copy of The Fellowship of The Ring, she discovers a power within herself... oh stuff it, this is a Parody Sue fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008
Porcelain by ClareQ857 reviews
What if Bella survives Renesmee's birth- as a mortal? Edward doesn't want to change Bella until after the Volturi encounter, so Bella is forced to face the whole Volturi guard as a human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
100 things not to do in twilight by Hinotezeke reviews
Yep the twilight version of what not to do at hogwarts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Realization by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot, canon-compliant. After Matsuda and Aizawa deliver the news of Light's death to his mother and sister, Sayu thinks of who he was and who he must now become.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sayu Y. - Complete
The Plight of The Pygmy Puffs by Princess Gillybean reviews
Meet Hugo and Lily, youngest of the Potter/Weasley clan and ready to take on the world one step at a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., Hugo W. - Complete
The Lonely Wolf by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
The horror and fear- you have become a monster. The terror and loathing- you have lost your humanity. And above all else the weary sadness- you are alone, alone, alone. The story of Sam Uley's life from the time he first phased to the day he marries Emily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sam, Emily
The Falling by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
It is not the flight, but the impact, that one must fear. A story on the exceptionally long life of Esme Cullen. Rated T for themes of abuse and mild language. Read and Review, s'il vous plait.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
Surpise, Neville by snarkysweetness reviews
Every action has a consequence, this is Neville's. Neville/Luna, Post-DH, ignores the Epilogue of evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Song of Dancer by Sylvr
Oneshot AU Poemfic. Harry is alone in a world parrallel to his own after the defeat of Voldemort destroys the remainder of his world. This is a bit of a teaser, goes with Song of Dancer: Call Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love from afar by lauracullen reviews
After breaking dawn, so obviously there are going to be spoilers. Seth imprints on a girl, seen just for a second on a car journey, but how can he find her again? And how will Edward and Bella react to Renesmee and Jake's blosseming relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Seth
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
Such Sweet Sorrow by thirty2flavors reviews
The universes are safe and the TARDIS is full of people he loves drinking wine and swapping stories, so naturally the Doctor is... watching from the sidelines. // A missing scene set during Journey's End, and a companion to 'Say Goodnight and Goodbye'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Of Costumes, Superheroes and Personal Space by thirty2flavors reviews
The Doctor thinks he has found a kindred spirit and a Halloween costume ; Rose disagrees.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
More Then Something Meaningful by Shimmering7 reviews
To Seth Clearwater, being a werewolf is the greatest thing to happen to him until a family crisis bring him to Pennsylvania, where werewolves are only myths. When Seth imprints how can he tell the girl without risking involvement from the Volturi?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Seth, Leah
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Obliterate by Gwyn Gwanylada reviews
Two part Paul POV response to the prompt: "I think I killed her."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Paul
Smiles by Shadows.Dance reviews
And every time she smiled, he found himself falling in love with her all over again. Jasper's musings on Alice. AxJ Rated for one minor curse word.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Where the Heart Is by thirty2flavors reviews
Post 4x13. / The Doctor was drawing. With crayons.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Pendulum of time by 666-slipknot-maggot-666 reviews
Alix is the new vampire and married to Edward Cullen, Bella- jealous. The werewolves move into La Push. Who does Jacob Black imprint? The real question- is it wrong for a werewolf to imprint on a vampire? please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Hunger Pains by sioux343 reviews
Nothing calls to Kim more than Jared, except maybe the occasional snickers, but when she's finally able to settle with herself that he's not going to be the guy for her, the unthinkable happens. All the sudden dreams do exist... and nightmares. Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
Accidental Babies by Panda513 reviews
Jared/Kim story. A fight, an accident, a hospital bed, and a sad surprise. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
DAMAGED by roseate reviews
Four years after Bella left Jacob for good, Olivia Archer returns to La Push. What will happen when Jacob imprints on her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jacob
All We Need by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
A fluffy Kim/Jared one-shot. Jared's POV on proposing to the woman he loves.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Different Morality by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
An historically accurate Reinette comes along to see the stars. Life on the TARDIS immediately becomes more insane than usual. The obligatory GITF AU! With special thanks to Olfactory Ventriloquism, who gave me this idea and knows I'm nuts. On Hiatus.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Letters by Red Bess Rackham reviews
Five people receive letters from Sirius, seemingly after his death... Companion to Hermione's Parallel Universe, but definitely can be read alone. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Psyche by lovetheheat reviews
A Jared and Kim one-shot. Psyche - noun - beloved of cupid; human soul; human mind
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Comparisons by Princess Gillybean reviews
A nextgen oneshot featuring James, Lily, Albus, Rose, Scorpius and Hugo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Big Brother by Princess Gillybean reviews
It's James' last birthday before he leaves for Hogwarts, and Lily desperately wants to buy him something special, but as always, she has to deal with his love of being the older, bigger brother first. NextGen Written for RL Birthday challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Promise by Starrika reviews
If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like a warm blanket." Lavender has been perpetually chilled since the battle, but the promise of something more warms her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Snapshots by Starrika reviews
Written for the 1sentence community on LJ. Snapshots of Neville and Lavender's relationship. Set in the same universe as 'Words and Phrases.' Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Neville L., Lavender B.
Domesticity by Starrika reviews
Ron and Hermione set out to name their second child. It doesn't go quite as smoothly as the first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Friends by Starrika reviews
It's Ron and Hermione's wedding reception, and Harry and Ginny are "just friends."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lullaby by kimmer2 reviews
Edward's thoughts as he composes Bella's lullaby.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Invisible: Kim's Story by kimmer2 reviews
Why did Jared ignore Kim until the day he imprinted on her? a companion piece to Upside Down: Jared's Story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Wedding by midnightmoonlightdream reviews
Sam and Emily's wedding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008
Upside Down: Jared's Story by kimmer2 reviews
Going from rebellious jock to clean-cut werewolf was tough enough for Jared. But to face his EX-girlfriend...could this day get any worse? Earned 3rd place in Feb 2008 "Jared Challenge" on Twilight Archives.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Twilight in Real Life by Loco-motion reviews
One-shot. What happens when the Twilight characters find the Twilight Books? And who is plotting against them? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
If Only by midnightmoonlightdream reviews
A story told through the point of view of Leah Clearwater. Is she really that bad of a person? Does she have a good reason to be bitter? Read this and decide for yourself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Losing Bella by RedCaroLine11 reviews
Bella's wedding. Thoughts of an unexpected visitor. Oneshot. Takes place after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Dandelions in Your Backyard by vega rin reviews
SPOILERS for Season Two, especially the finale, Exit Wounds. There were many tragedies in Owen Harper's life. The very worst of them was about to find its way to him. Owen/Toshiko, and the rest of the gang.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Look At Me Now by midnightmoonlightdream reviews
A tribute to a cute couple that gets so litte attention. Jared/Kim. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Can't Stand The Heat by RiaRia reviews
Jacob imprint fanfiction. Done alot, I know. But I think this one has alot of potential. Lots of humor, romance, and drama. Give it a chance. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Perfectly Lovely by Starrika reviews
Formatting error fixed. A missing moment from HBP. Bill and Fleur in the hospital wing after Bill is attacked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
In the Orchard by Starrika reviews
Neville's favorite place at Longbottom House are the orchards. After the Battle at Hogwarts, he takes some time to sit in the orchard and reflect. NevilleLavender
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Belief by Starrika reviews
Susan believes in God. It's just easier to say she doesn't.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Of Official Documentation by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
Ms Jones and Alan Blunt are discussing business over lunch... Alex and Sabina are convinced that it's something more. Primarily BluntJones, a little AlexSabina
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Courting Dobby by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucius Malfoy has to deal with one or two rather serious problems. His dismissal from the Board of Governors, a rogue Houseelf who knows too much, his shambolic PR... and oh yes, his irate wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Lovely Are Thy Branches by thirty2flavors reviews
Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Same Design, Different Robes by RavenWriter89 reviews
Artemis and Harry have more in common than just looks. Together they would be a formidable opposition. Unfortunately, their petty disagreements always seem to get in the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,761 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Nagini by Anda Faith reviews
“Til death do we part?” “Never. I said you would be mine. Eternally.”How did Nagini come to be? Thank you to my beta Steph!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time Capsule by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Set immediately after OotP. Harry is feeling fairly awful and rather dislikes his father after what he saw him do to Snape. But when Remus sends him a box full of his fathers old notes and journals, Harry starts to see a different side to James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - James P., Harry P.
Siriusly Me by Hallie Black reviews
The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
4 by 10 by armageddon-incarnate reviews
A songfic, mostly about character's reactions after Dumbledore's death. This was written as part of my grief process, so please review and make me feel better! HPGW, RLNT, sort of. Yeah, I know, no one's gonna read this, 'cause it's a songfic, but I don't
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Mary Sue by Hallie Black reviews
Mary Sue Bloomwood is one of the two unidentified Gryffindor girls, who is planning her revenge for having been so plainly ignored by the Wonder Trio for the past six years. But is she really the mind behind all the madness going on at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
The Lighthouse by Starrika reviews
Discontinued. An attempted rewrite to comply with Deathly Hallows is slated to happen at some point in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2004
Snow in Summer by opalish reviews
Remus Lupin as a child. His mother muses. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Coming Out by Potter47 reviews
Lily is angry. James is scared. Lily chases. James runs. Lily threatens. James hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's wedding......it's all here! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B.
Daguerreotype by Tiamat's Child reviews
Colin keeps trying to hold his world in a photograph.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003
Dawn by Irina reviews
Take Detention!Hermione and Insomniac!Ron - throw in a pinch of sunrise and a dash of tension, and what do you get? A kiss, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
I'm Smiling by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Parvati has to say goodbye, even if she's not ready to...very sad, may require tissues. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2002
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The Reunion reviews
So He shows up in her bedroom, a year after telling her he didn't love her any more, and thinks it's all ok? Bulls**t. She doesn't need Him anymore. She's got Jake. At least, that's what she's trying to convince herself. T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Romeo and Rosaline
In fair Verona High School, where we lay our scene. Romeo has a penchant for inappropriate love, but none more so than his current desire. Mercutio just wants to spill some Capulet blood, and Benvolio can't keep the peace anymore.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 926 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
Blindly In Love reviews
Ingrid is ordinary. She wishes for something, anything else. But then her nice, normal life is torn to pieces, and all she wants is the boring normality back, not this tall, warm stranger called Seth who is the only one who still says he cares.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Seth
Never Look Back reviews
Based on the book, not the movie. Written for school, Maxim as he does the unforgivable. Oneshot.
Rebecca - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Hour of Darkness reviews
Bella is dead, Edward gone. Rosalie is murdered. Esmé is the culprit. Or so everyone thinks...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
A Dark Night reviews
He was her life. He consumed it, he was her everything. Until he left. But there was another waiting in the sidelines. He stitched up the hole the first one had left. But then he left, too.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete