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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

25, Dutch, female, linguist (in training)

Loves: the company of good friends, quiet, reading, writing, drawing, animals (apart from the spiders currently residing in my bedroom), English (I know)

Hates: narrow-mindedness of any kind.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

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Promise by wazlib88 reviews
"I hate not knowing, but there's nobody I'd rather puzzle it all out with." Ron and Hermione share a quiet moment a few weeks after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi-Omi reviews
When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/11 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Firebird by dieofthatroar reviews
When a bloodied and broken Draco Malfoy is dumped on the doorstep of the Order, Hermione knows it will change the course of the war. "The evil isn't just in the power of the Dark Lord. It's in the mundane lives of those chasing the carrot dangling in front of them." Dramione warfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,221 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12239 - Favs: 13,211 - Follows: 10,596 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Warrior and the Woman by Iluma Knight reviews
There is a house that the locals do not talk about. The rugged path up to the rotted door is twisted and overgrown. The surrounding gnarled trees reach out their deformed claws, as if to snatch away those brave (or foolish) enough to venture closer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11348 - Favs: 8,594 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Inkspots by mezzosangue reviews
When you are a double spy with two masters, no one is a friend. But the war ended last May, and Severus is now his own man. An owl brings a letter of change, but is it a good change? Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hilltop Cottage by neelix reviews
Hermione retreats to her safe haven, only to bump into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Bruxelles by Triola reviews
Of all the places Harry would have expected to run into Draco Malfoy, in front of a shabby waffle stand in Belgium was not one of them. HP/DM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Accommodations by darklydraco reviews
COMPLETE! 10 years Post-War. A wandless Draco is attacked and severely injured. He struggles to cope and recover with his dignity intact after moving in with Potter. HP/DM slash. Warnings inside. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Zombie Love' by tigersilver reviews
Exhausted, Overworked!Draco; Sympathetic!Harry; PWP. Also, AU, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours, Bunnyeared, and Candysweet by PaolaAdara reviews
The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Observations by Penguin reviews
Auror Harry Potter is assigned a tedious task - surveillance of a house on the south coast, a suspected trafficking point. He is also assigned a new partner, and the choice does not please him at all - at first. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fate's Future by Snowbear reviews
Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Checkmate by Melissa Anne Potter reviews
Written pre DH. After a former rival is found in an alley, Harry's life becomes even more complicated. Harry x Draco slash. Contains a few references to self mutilation, some non con, and a brief mention of incest. Longer summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 258,260 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Contradictions reviews
"Do you know that feeling of being completely still?" An experimental story that is not really a story, or is it? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Will you stay? reviews
Will you? Won't you? Stay a while with me. You don't need to talk, just stay a while up here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Hero reviews
You still don't know why he did it, why he told the press about you, about how you had fed information to the Light, at high risk to your own safety. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Time reviews
Remus thinks Tonks died in the final battle, but did she? happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Can You Imagine? reviews
The appearance of Harry and Draco, together, at the wedding party for Ginny and Blaise comes as quite a shock for Lucius. HPxDM and mention of GWxBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just as He Imagined reviews
Sequel to 'Can you Imagine?. Answers the question: Can you imagine what Lucius would do if he found out Draco was married to Harry Potter and expecting a baby? Somewhat fluffy and hopefully funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete