Alice Rozen
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Joined 06-06-08, id: 1596924, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 15 stories for Glee, and Naruto.

I love writing, and I love a good challenge.

I am a soldier, so I write whenever I can.

I have zero talent when it comes to drawing, so I'd love for talented people to make fanarts of my works!(please PM first)

For any questions or suggestions, PM me:) seriously, do it.

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Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Teeth by Beck-dono reviews
He said nothing but he kissed me. He kissed me so fiercely that I lost my breath. I forgot everything in the world. There was only him. He was my world. Zabuza/Haku; Haku's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Remember Me by Dashel reviews
Sasuke loses his memory while fighting Naruto and is put into Naruto's care in Konoha while he recovers and tries to regain his memory. But is regaining his memory the best thing for Sasuke or would be better living out the rest of his life unaware?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,330 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're My Everything by zigichan reviews
Haku would do anything for Zabuza. In turn he would like only one thing from him. Oneshot. Haku/Zabuza. Warning for yaoi, underage sexual activity and uke Zabuza. If you don't like the idea, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The First and the Last by Makkoska reviews
Zabuza's and Haku's first and last time. Warning for yaoi and underage. Oneshot. He prefers more mature partners, but if the boy is old enough to kill at his command, he is surely old enough for this as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Zabuza M., Haku] - Complete
Unsuspicious title by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto accidentally invites Sasuke to a gay bar after finding out that said teme is gay too. But a long awkward high school week has to be survived first. Mangakungen says read it! This is yaoi obviously. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steal Me Away by XcheshireXprincessX reviews
AU Puck has an incredibly boring life as a criminal lawyer. That's why he spends his weekends having fun. Enter: Kurt Hummel, a heartless Vampire looking for a meal. And fate has decided to put the two in one bed, what could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Closested by Camunki reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by Loony4moony816 reviews
Who knew that the best thing that could have happened to Detective Noah 'Puck' Puckerman was getting shot? AU!fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Breaking the Rules by IchigoPudding reviews
TEMPOTARY HIATUS What if Burt's reaction to his son's coming out was different? Kurt's life changes drastically as he tries to cope with his sexuality and many arising problems. Pretty much onesided Rachel/Kurt. Eventual Kurt/Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
English Homework by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
Grave Matters by LostInCamelot reviews
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Blue by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Mercedes never imagined that blue could be the colour of love. Coda to my 'Monochrome Trilogy' but it also reads well as a stand-alone. Puck/Kurt slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Seduction of Kurt Hummel by debraelq reviews
Puck and Finn are on a mission...to seduce Kurt. Puck/Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,345 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
An Outfit for Every Occasion by Across the Stars reviews
Spoilers up to 1x15 "Hell-O". The story behind one of Kurt's accessories.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
FINALS by Loony4moony816 reviews
They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Say My Name by Choice reviews
What started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love and Cigarettes by een nihc reviews
One day, Ino bought five packets of cigarettes. One of each brand. [one sided InoAsuma]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Ino Y., Asuma S. - Complete
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Fading Colors reviews
He was orange and she was purple. They don't really go well together. The colors, but the teenagers too. Naruto comes back to the village after three years of training with Jiraiya, and Ino finds him rather irresistible. He takes one look at her and can't really think anymore. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
In The Storm reviews
Kurenai and Anko go on a mission, and get caught in the rain. How do you get from a heart-to-heart conversation to this..? a little fluffy... Anko/Kurenai, mentions Kurenai/Asuma and Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Special Lesson reviews
One broken hearted Lee, plus one caring sensei...Guy/Lee, written for a friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Gummy Snakes Paradise reviews
To get his boyfriend's attention, Sasuke has to be creative...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Eyes Torment Me reviews
Zabuza has some unresolved feelings, and it drives him crazy. Because Haku is too pretty, and there's no way to resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
BAD BOYS reviews
Puck finds himself in the front row of something he never expected seeing. not from Kurt Hummel.SLASH.rated for cursing, underage drinking, sex and drug use.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Black reviews
Brittney is tired of people calling her stupid, and goes through a drastic change. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Valentine's Day Loser reviews
Kurt is upset after his rejection in Silly love songs and goes to the only person he knows for sure won't reject him. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Dear God
AU. Quinn is pregnant, but had a miscarry. Written as a monologue. Rated for safety.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Quinn F. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby
Songfic. Finn never got over Quinn's betrayal. Angst, suicide, character death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Finn H., Quinn F. - Complete
Kurt's Adventures in Fairyland reviews
AU.Kurt is a fairytale prince.He's been thrown out by his step mother, and met his fairy godfather.CRACK, parody on many fairy tales and a lot of insulting nicknames for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H.
Birthday Boy reviews
Puck is throwing a party, but no one knows it's actually a birthday party for Kurt, not even Kurt himself.Puck\Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Clean Me Up reviews
Kurt's being slushied, and gets help from an unexpected source.Puck\Kurt,fluff and wet shirts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Locker Room reviews
Finn walks out the showers and hears something, But what? Puck\Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pink Care Bear reviews
On Puck's party, Kurt wants to cheer Finn up.Somehow it comes to Puck's bed and the pink care bear.Finn/Kurt, some Puck/Rachel.R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete