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Hello all my freaky darlings hope to pleasure your minds soon.

My first act as new author is to fill my profile with things i beleive...NOW...LET..THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN!!!!!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could

have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake

im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy

does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill

just get One

whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked i

t And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wal

l I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy

continues With more bad words spoken

, "I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God,

have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there

motionless Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany I am three,

Tonight my daddy Murdered me

And you can help Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do Is pass this on!

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20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally.

2.We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and jump them.

3.Our favorite T-shirts are not "disgraceful." They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.

4.Helpless is not cute.

5.Get to the point.

6.You can't complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.

7.If you ask us, "Do you think she's prettier then me?" we just might say, "Yes." Then what are you going to do?

8.Don't expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn't mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.

9.We would not wear high heels to impress you.

10.Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.

11.For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It's an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.

12.If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, "I went to the beauty shop today."

13.If you have to have a cat, at least don't call him "Mister" anything.

14.Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.

15.We don't go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.

16.We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.

17We don't believe you when you say money isn't important to you.

18.It's not that we don't want to make you happy, it's just that sometimes, we don't know how.

19.Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.

20.If it itches, it will be scratched.

21.If you ask a question you don't really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn't want to hear.

22.Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

23.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

24.You have enough clothes.

24.You have too many shoes.

25.Crying is blackmail.

26.Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

27.Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!

28.No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.

29.We're not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

30.Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?

31.Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

32.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

33.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

34.Check your oil.

35.Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

36.It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.

37.It doesn't matter which quiz.

38.Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

39.If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.

40.If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

41.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

42.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

43.If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.

44.Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

45.Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

46.Ditto melon.

47.If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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The Ultimate Deterrent-Weapon by ZRAIARZ reviews
Descendants of gods, demons, reapers, etc? Nope sometimes you just have that one person who was born as an anomaly of power that can't be traced through their heritage. The power is truly their own, the power to...Badass Smart Chakra Chains New Bloodline Naruto. Fem Kyubi. Will have lemons, harem, and violence. Spiritual Successor/Reboot to first story. Let's try this again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7h - Published: 9/27/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Son of the Stag by NeonZangetsu reviews
One good deed does not wash out the bad, nor the bad, the good. A night of foolish passion comes back to haunt Stannis Baratheon in the form of a bastard son. A boy who will change everything. For he is the Son of the Stag, and he will carry the world on his back or trample it under his feet. Westeros!Naruto. NarutoxDaenerys? NarutoxMargaery? Vote! Season 2 Spoilers.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 23h - Published: 2/26/2016 - Naruto U., Daenerys T., Margaery T., Stannis B.
You Raise Me Up by callieeefornia reviews
An AU (Prisoner of Azkaban) in which Remus remembers his Wolfsbane potion on the night that the truth about Sirius is revealed, and manages to help return Pettigrew to the castle. I don't own the characters, all JK Rowling. I'm going to try and stick to the basic plot from the fourth book onward, but put more importance on Sirius and Harry's relationship. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 118,591 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Naruto: Rise of an outcast by TheSmilingMask reviews
Ignored by his family, Naruto ends up in the Forest of Death where he lose the use of the chakra. The spirits of the elements, outraged by the abuses suffered by the child, decide to help him with special gifts. With new powers and new allies, Naruto will undertake a long journey to find a purpose and forget his past. *Neglected/Grey/NoChakra/Strong/Smart Naruto. Harem undecided*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Naruto U.
Waves of the Whirling Maelstrom by rylex26 reviews
"You said you moved in Konoha and as far as I know you, no, as far as our class year knows you, we all had assumed you were an orphan, until this revelation. So it's either you ran away from Uzu and came to Konoha or the Uzumaki placed you in Konoha and abandoned you" AU in which Uzushiogakure is around and thriving
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/10 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Herald of the End by Mach Farcon reviews
AU The world can be forever changed by the simplest of choices. When Sakura takes a different path home one day after the Academy,Naruto gains a new goal: Protect his precious people. No matter the odds. No matter the cost. Konoha, what have you created?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 507,255 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Haku
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,153 - Reviews: 5678 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 7,184 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Dead Man Walking by seagate reviews
The Kyuubi Chakra was split into two halves and sealed into Naruto's sisters, the Yang into Erza, and the Yin into Mito. But there was another being there that night, and three possible hosts. Minato was able to survive the sealing by changing the seal at the last minute, not realizing his mistake until years later. Adopted from Jinx777.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,786 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/2 - Naruto U.
Learning to Respect by lifesbrokenmarionette reviews
When Harry learned of magic, he was three. When he did, he gave his own sentience. He also gained a familiar. In going to Gringotts in an odd way, he makes a few friends. Those friends offer him a new life that no other wizard dared accept before. Read as Harry learns to respect the world around him, and those that live in it. Read as he learns to control his life. Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Lordship by ScribesApprentice reviews
After being entered in the blasted Triwizard Tournament Harry finds himself studying in the library for anything that will help him get out alive. What will be the outcome of Harry stumbling upon information that could shake Hogwarts, and our hero, to its roots? Harry/Hermione, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Son Of Darkness by BlackSpirit 101 reviews
One life ends, another begins. For Naruto, this saying is true. Killed one night and resurrected by a powerful god, he will become the very thing out of nightmares. A beast willing to kill anyone to get what he wants. Is he willing to murder his own parents with this new power? And why is there so many women now after him because of who he is now? Rated M for gore.
Crossover - Naruto & Darkness - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,175 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Naruto U.
Were Ba-ack by vangian13 reviews
When Sasuke notices the infinate tsukuyomi has resurection properties, he, Naruto, and Sakura modify the jutsu, team seven then go into hybernation along with the rest of humanity. During this incredibly long hybernation, the rest of the mammal genus catches up with them. but when it's time to wake up, Naruto and Kurama's souls get sent into the unborn children of Nick and Judy.
Crossover - Naruto & Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Judy H., Nick W.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 423,046 - Reviews: 5535 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 6,617 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
A True Slytherin? by Thinking-Of-A-Dream reviews
Harry Potter wakes up in his eleven year old body, the day before he gets his first Hogwarts letter. What actions will he take, faced with this new opportunity? This will be SLASH, and has TIME TRAVEL. Will eventually be Harry/Voldemort SEQUEL IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,087 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto: Villain's Heir by Kigen No KitsuneOokami reviews
At the Kyuubi sealing all those years ago...something happens that changes everything. Watch Naruto as he grows up as...the 'Villain's Heir'...
Crossover - Disney & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Hey There Witchdoctor! by Blackkitten23 reviews
Humans aren't the only creatures out there and those creatures need doctors too. Konoha is a village in desperate need of a healer, but they fell into trap that left them mistrustful. What happens when a skilled doctor comes to town to help them? Will they trust him or kill him?– Yaoi Boy X Boy – Harem - Vampires / Werewolves / Merepeople / Undead / ect …
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,430 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Stubbornness by Yojimbra reviews
Kushina's body survived the night of Kyuubi's attack. It eventually ended up under the control of Orochimaru. When Orochimaru used the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto Kushina's spirit traveled back into her body. And she wants it back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Tayuya, Kushina U.
Found My Angel by TheSilentVoices reviews
After returning home to the Dursley's after the loss of his godfather 5th year, Harry is badly beaten, thinking this is the end he hopes to see his angels. What if someone unexpected shows up to save him? Things will be revealed, enemies switched, and even a strange little potion that changes his life forever. creature Harry. Later MPREG. HarryxLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/13 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort
Breaking away by AizenTheGoat reviews
Naruto, a former member of the Justice League leaves in order to form his own group. A group not afraid to get their hands dirty in order to protect the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,717 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Naruto U., Louise L./Killer Frost]
The Unforgivable Act by slythefoxx2 reviews
A single act has a significant impact on Naruto. Now decisions made in the dark will come to light while relationships will be permanently altered. Will the search for a new Hokage help Naruto find the love for Konoha or insure he never feels that way again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,881 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S.
Naruko: The Story Retold by dbrame91 reviews
This is a Naruko Uzumaki story. Kushina lives and raises her the best she can. In this story Naruko grows up in a brothel, from the ages of 3 to 8 years old, with her mother. Around the time that Naruko is 8 she and Kushina return to Konoha. The canon events take place a few years later, and other changes will occur. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,045 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Zabuza M., Kushina U.] Naruko U.
Finding An Alpha by Yojimbra reviews
The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,096 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] Hinata H., Hana I. - Complete
Naruko: Kushina's Toy by FairyTail-Narutofan236 reviews
Ever since she can remember Naruko has been her mother's little toy. At first she hated the fact that her mother uses her body for pleasure, but now she enjoys it and can't get enough of her. The first story of a new series that I am working on called: Naruko Yuri/Futa Sex Slave Saga. (Under 18 please do not read) Pure Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Kushina U., Naruko U.
Identity by crazyrajat reviews
Discover as the Game of Thrones takes a major turn when a mysterious individual with amnesia manages to stumble King's Landing during one of its darkest times. Watch as this person tries to unravel his mysterious past which leads to a journey of self discovery and inner strength.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,481 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Naruto U., Elia M.
The Fire Elemental and the Veela Bond by Bethuny reviews
A trip to the Quidditch World Cup drastically alters Harry's outlook on the magical world, as he ventures to learn from his family's mistakes. With the help of Fleur Delacour, her family and new friends, Harry begins the process of attaining his full potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,310 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Demon Of The Hidden Leaf by Young Napoleon22 reviews
After witnessing what it means to be a real shinobi Naruto decides that it's time to take off the kid gloves and get serious. A mist has begun to fall over Konoha, and in its hazy depths waits a new Demon, one who will honor the man that opened his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,123 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Naruto U.
Live and Let Die by Asuraa reviews
Evil has always existed in people. But with the apparition of the metahumans the criminality began to flourish everywhere. The so-called superheroes have risen to stand against them, but why will the villains fear them when the worst they can get is a nice and warm place in jail? One of Gotham's delinquents is about to change that. After going through hell a true vigilante is born.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,253 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Galatea] Bruce W./Batman
Mechanic by E-Galaxy reviews
She lost her arm early on. Now she has created a way past that to become the greatest ninja ever! Her adventure starts now and won't stop until she becomes the strongest Hokage ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Naruko U.
The Blind Duo by fanwriter10101 reviews
Meet Naruto Uzumaki, you resident Earth Bender and maybe more. Orphaned by birth and born in the slums of Ba Sing Se, this boy takes no shit from anyone and will beat the living shit out of you if you try to cross the line with him, but what happens when he meets a girl who is as equally stubborn as him? Find out what happens!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Naruto U., Toph
Strike Back by windstorm16 reviews
"We dreamed of making the world's strongest warrior... and we succeeded." watch as Naruto breaks his bonds becoming more than anyone could imagine.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Mewtwo, Naruto U.
Envy, the Jealous Fox by windstorm16 reviews
Betrayed by those closest to him, Naruto Uzumaki is sent to a new world but not as himself what happens when he dies in his new life and must return to his old world, simple all unholy hell breaks loose, cause the Jealous Fox is back!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Naruto U., Envy
Darkness Always Finds A Way by windstorm16 reviews
Abandoned by his family, hated by his village, molded in the dark, rises as a destroyer. Konoha what have you created.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Silver Moon by Uzumaki-sama011 reviews
An incident leaves Naruto with his hands full with another moon goddess. She's, for the time, stuck being close to him or risks unpleasantries because he may have ...accidentally.. totally not his fault... went overboard when using his chakra to save her live.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - [Naruto U., Artemis]
The Thrill of Protecting by Ashura Mangetsu reviews
Naruto has a power that has not ever been seen in the Elemental Nations. How will he cope with this cursed power. And for what will he use it? Only time will tell. It always does. Minato/Kushina alive. Naruto has a sister.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,530 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Ruler of Ero-Justice by VFSNAKE reviews
For years he stayed dormant. Letting the world do its thing without him interfering after he left it and his era of Shinobi. Now years later, from his dimension watching it again, and he dislikes what he sees. Villains and heroes running amuck. Heroes unwilling to slay villains who kill innocents by the hundreds. He would show both sides justice Uzumaki style! NarutoxHarem and more
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,192 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Beginning by Arbys23 reviews
After being shot with the killing curse in the forbidden forest Harry has a choice to make. Should he return to the forbidden forest? Should he take the train an move on to the after life? Those really are his only two choices right! Or does he have another?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
X Class Missions by Dragon1990 reviews
Naruto needs to make more money and goes to Tsunade for more missions. Tsunade realizes that she does have a special kind of mission for him and he takes them up but doesn't know what kind of "Work" she's gonna have him do. Mature readers only please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,555 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Tsume I., Mei T.
Duel Enrollment by Blackkitten23 reviews
A foreign headmaster goes to England for a trip. He feels a pull of magic and follows it to a home where he witnesses Harry being horribly abused. This wizard will not stand for it, he helps the child and gladly breaks a few rules to do it … – Harem - Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,900 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Beginning ReMake by Moonlit Nightfall reviews
Betrayed by the people around him in ways he never thought to occur, Naruto decided to abandon Konoha. Years later, he finds himself living the life he could only dream about, but was never brought to reality. But, how far will his reality last until his past catches up with him?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,828 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Naruto U., Raven
Konoha's Batman by livesinshadows19 reviews
When Naruto comes across a tv show called "Batman," he gets inspired to become just as strong as him. Will his dream succed? I guess we'll find out as time goes on.
Crossover - Batman Beyond & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Custos in Elementis by Noxlux013 reviews
An Ancient Shrine. An Unexpected Responsibility. An Unknown Power. Being sent into the forest to "Meditate on the Wind" has surprising results for our favorite blonde. Results that will both change his life and shake the shinobi world to its core. And this is just the beginning...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Demigod of Trade by PainX65 reviews
He didn't care what his siblings, mother or the others in camp thought of him. Mistake, Monster, it was all the same to him, nothing new at all. However what he did care about was getting the children of the gods to camp in exchange for power, he is known as the Demigod of Trade.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Naruto U., Silena B., Khione, Melinoe
The new kaiju in town by Kiryu's Soul 2 reviews
Naruto, after running from the village, once his home, finds himself in a new world after Kami offers him a chance to be someone else, somebody the world would know by what he did, not what he was. With new powers and a new life, Naruto will be the best he can be and use the beast within to accomplish his goals.. Even if he has to commit some crime along the way. (Details inside)
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Naruto U.
Omega Rising by raidoX2 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was born an orphan, son to an extremly powerful mutant mother who died alongside his clan as well as a mysterious father that he knows nothing about. Watch as Naruto rises to become a literal Mutant god which is destined to either save or destroy his own race. Grey Naruto/Harem
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Jean Grey, Naruto U.
The Chēn no Akuma (The Demon of Chains) by eragon13579 reviews
Deep in the Red Light District of Konoha, a shadowy figure slowly walked down an alley. Yes, Naruto Uzumaki had it pretty good, the figure mused as he walked down the alley and felt the emotions that flowed through his subjects. Life was good indeed. This story features a smart, cold, and ruthless Naruto that wields Adamantium Chakra Chains and the ability to sense emotions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto the Unwilling Mage by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Sometimes, it doesn't pay to be the world's hero, when you get a reward you never wanted.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 681 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Naruto U.
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Syynistyre reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 326,341 - Reviews: 4390 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Pack Mates by Dragon1990 reviews
After his mission to rescue Gaara, Naruto trains harder to make up for his mistakes. Once he runs into Hana when she's in heat, things change in ways he never thought they would. This is the rewrite of my original story "Hana's Beloved Fox" I promised. Rated M so Mature Readers Only Please does contain Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,496 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] Kiba I., Tsume I.
As You Wish Ms Stark by Ten-Tailed-God reviews
Getting married to a narcissistic woman with a possible god-complex is really not the strangest thing that I've done in my life. Next I'll need to deal with people with hammers, spies, and rage monsters. Oh...
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,419 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Naruto U., Iron Man/Tony S.]
The Drunken Maelstrom Of Konoha by KrimsonFury2 reviews
After losing in a another Taijutsu fight and getting some advice from his sensei, Iruka, Naruto decides to sneak into the library at night and finds a Taijutsu style that is truly "unpredictable." A whirlpool has arrived and he is coming in with a bang. Drunken Style! NarutoxFemHakuxKin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Naruto U., Haku, Kin T.
Naruto: Darkness Rising by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and Underworld. Starts just before the original Underworld movie and takes place in the Underworld universe. It is an AU for Naruto. The main Characters are Uzumaki Naruto and Selene. See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,320 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Naruto U., Selene
Naruto Uzumaki the Hornet Shinobi! by Earth Beast reviews
The challenge of brown phantom's Hidden Bloodline. After stole the Forbidden Scroll and attak my Mizuki, Naruto Uzumaki run to an warehouse. From there, Naruto meet an hornetand with a liitle help from the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto and growning Hornets become partners like Aburame Clan and Kamzuru Clan. How will this start of his and his bloodline future? Bugs beware! NarXHinXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The last Uzumaki Descendant by naruto4life1994 reviews
What if Kaguya had not two kids but had a secret third son.( Time skip to the chunin exam finals) Naruto sensei abandons him to train Sasuke for the finals, Naruto meets not only nine tails but someone else. Naruxhina, minor Kakashi bashing, minor Sasuke bashing, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,412 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Harry Potter's Private War by ZanyMuggle reviews
'When you want the job done right, do it yourself.' Harry Potter realizes why Dumbledore is isolating him after the Tri-Wizard Tournament (or so he thinks). Since no one is doing anything about it (or so he thinks), Harry decides to take care of it himself. Like always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P.
Naruto - Chakra Enlightenment by Daoist maou-sama reviews
The Sandaime has time and time again refused to answer Naruto's questions but when he asks a question that hits the root of the matter Sarutobi Hiruzen is forced to divulge things he didn't want to. Now knowing the truth, Naruto reaches for power to keep it that way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Naruto U.
Wrath Of A Dead God by Sol Winterfang71 reviews
Before there was Chakra, there was Mantra. However, the birth of Chakra marked the end of Mantra. To save the life of a single child, the last Demigod will fall while another will rise. Empowered with a relic of the past, the new Demigod of Wrath will protect his precious people with his life and may the Heavens have mercy on his enemies...because he will not... Rated M
Crossover - Naruto & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Asura
Everlasting Fire: The Lightning Thief by El Emperador reviews
For thousands of years the gods would bear children with mortals before leaving those children at the hands of the mortal parents and disappearing from their lives. So what if, a being of much higher existence - One, whose very existence itself was considered nothing but a fairy tale even by the gods - does the same to a goddess?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Naruto U., Minato N., Percy J.
Raijin by FairyTail-Narutofan236 reviews
After a freakish science accident that his cousin Wally started Naruto West has become a metahuman just like his father Barry Allen. Unlike his dad and cousin Naruto didn't only receive Super Speed, but also control over the elements. With his new powers can Naruto live up to the expectations of being the son of The Flash and the youngest member of the Justice League. Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Naruto U., Artemis C./Artemis, Jade N./Cheshire, Megan M./Miss Martian]
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
The Joker by nephilimkinu12 reviews
while walking towards his home after failing for the second time, Naruto comes across a scroll that changes his life. Now armed with a power that is more unique than anything, Naruto is going take the world by storm, while making friends and enemies on the way. A little ooc! Naruto ito ito! Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Naruto U.
Insanity is a Joke by BookishTen8 reviews
A plan was devised to use Naruto as bait. A simple plan that could not go wrong. Guess what? It went wrong. Now a broken Naruto is free from all chains and restrictions that use to hold him down and now causes havoc among the world but he no longer goes by the name Naruto Uzumaki, Kyubi Jinchuriki but instead as Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Naruto U., Deadpool/Wade W.
Will of the Dragon by emmajayem reviews
The dragon war is over, and Berk is slowly being rebuilt. But as Chief Hiccup and his friends soon discover, they aren't the only one's Drago has hurt. Young Naruto bears the scars left by the madman, and it's up to the villagers of Berk to save him. But when a new threat arises from afar, will Naruto become the savior for the island he now calls home? DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,478 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The eyes have it by scarface101 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki. Expert of Spirits. And Shinobi. What would happen if Naruto had a few tricks up his sleeve, courtesy of his 'Boss? FInd out here. Replacement of 'Left Hand of the Shinogami.' Naruto x Harem. Warning: Some bashing and occasionally implied lemons. (Full lemons under consideration.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Naruto U., OC
Pretty! by Piro-san reviews
Rewrite of my first FanFic! Naruto is an intelligent and pretty child, when a chance encounter reveals many secrets it unknowingly causes a ripple effect that unleashes a storm that will shake Konoha and the Shinobi World! Feminine!Naruto! Smart!Naruto! Bloodline!Naruto! Godlike!Naruto! Elements from The Avatar Series! Naruto x Futa!Itachi! NOT a Yaoi. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 96,817 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Kyuubi/Kurama
The Monster Of Konoha by Dragon1990 reviews
A badly wounded Naruto tries to find refuge in a cave outside of the village during the October 10th Fox Chase. On the night of a Blood Moon, a horrible and otherworldly transformation takes place that will shake the very core of the Hidden Leaf Village. Rated M for extreme violence, gore and sexual themes later on. Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] Hiruzen S., Tsume I.
Dragon's Blood by Sol Winterfang71 reviews
Normally, I don't care about other people, but...there's something about that woman that makes it impossible for me to NOT think about her. Or her body. Geez, Kaa-chan always did warn me in her scrolls that Slayers don't exactly find mates like other people usually do...HEY! DON'T DIS THE TAIL, YOU SON OF A-! Rated M Strong!Foul-Mouthed!Foul-Tempered!Naruto NaruXAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,609 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M.]
Usagi no Naruto by pain17ification reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was always underestimated and looked down on as weak by many people. The Usagi Clan have also endured such looks. Both want to show those who underestimated them that they were wrong. With Judy Hopps by his side, see Naruto truly kick off his career as a ninja with a bang! He is the Maelstrom Rabbit! First TRUE Disney movie crossover for me! Naruto/Judy pairing!
Crossover - Naruto & Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,270 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Naruto U., Judy H.] Hana I., Kyuubi/Kurama
Doctor Maelstrom by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Naruto has every reason to rule earth with his limitless powers, but instead he chooses to be a doctor and save lives in Metropolis. His life becomes more complicated when a Kryptonian spaceship crashed into his backyard.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,034 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Naruto U.
Kung Fu Vixen by Tenzo51 reviews
After being betrayed one to many times, Naruko Uzumaki has had enough and decides to leave Konoha forever. The fox gives her a way out and she takes it, now all she has to deal with is bandits, noodle shops, and Kung Fu...Animals?
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,187 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Naruko U., Po, Shifu, Oogway
Son Of Ra by ThemightySheveom13 reviews
Naruto is the Son of the Egyptian goddess of the Sun. He doesn't know this until his team's mission to the land of snow. There he meets his mother Ra and she jumpstarts his godly DNA. Rated M because of language, future lemons. Harem fic, Kurenai, Yugao, Anko and Hana are in said harem. He will be very powerful, not an idiot. Digivolutions will happen.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,983 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Guilmon, Culumon/Calumon, Garurumon, Naruto U.
The Aburame's Nine-Tailed Arachnid by Grenfell reviews
One night, young Naruto made a mistake as he played in the forest. His mistake gave him thousands of new friends and a new family. Now Naruto will work to strengthen his new family as he becomes the Second Darkness of the Shinobi. Intelligent/Naru. Aburame/Naru. Nicer Danzo. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Sharp Shooter by Fencer22 reviews
At a young age Naruto helps to develop, and learns to use, guns. Events lead to a serious, sniper/assassin Naruto with a different life goal. Many differences from canon. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Golden Dragon Of Konoha by Tenzo51 reviews
They forgot him, left him to the shadows and he couldn't take anymore so he ran away. But, what if Fate had other plans for are young hero. Watch as Naruto Uzumaki takes on the persona of a new man and becomes something more then what he thought he could ever be, as he becomes the golden dragon of konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,522 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Konoha Mafia by TheChamp123 reviews
In a world ruled by woman with power that can kill you in a second, you have the option to follow them like a dog on a leash or be something that will get you known, something that will get you feared and respected...i am a man that will rise above others male or female. No chakra Naruto, mafia boss Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Naruto U., Ayame, Naruko U., Himawari U.
Jaeger by Araceil reviews
Believing himself forsaken by the Sandaime after a training accident with Jiraiya where he fails to summon Gamabunta in time, Naruto strikes out alone in search of a new life, but finds that plans go awry, his and others, and now Naruto is lost in another world entirely. "What do you mean 'There's no such thing as FIRE COUNTRY!"
Crossover - Naruto & Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,333 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Naruto U.
Cowgirls vs ninjas by locolycan777 reviews
Denied the training to avenge her lover Naruko meets an old man from the far west who helps her with a weapon and way of life unheard-of by Ninjas. With the after effects of her victory echoing a new age across the lands Naruko must blaze her own path with bullets and passion. Femnaru lots of swearing and bashing mild harem no more than three. Put bluntly Femnaru with guns vs ninja
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Naruko U., Hinata H.] [Tayuya, Kin T.]
The Aftereffects of a Miracle by The Pea Pod in the Pumpkin Pie reviews
Minerva McGonagall decides to visit Harry Potter a month before the Hogwarts acceptance letters go out, worried about how he's been getting on these past several years under the Dursleys. She finds a ragged boy locked in a cupboard. She helps him, of course, but she also decides he needs therapy. What kind of difference would a little assistance have made to Harry Potter's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Harry P.
Fire & Ice by NeonZangetsu reviews
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do these things; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,369 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Naruto U., Anna, Elsa
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
Son of Apollo by SlayerOfSuperman reviews
Born the older brother to the container of the most powerful Tailed Beast, he sold his soul to protect her. Stolen away from his world and taken to the world filled with monsters, heroes and Gods by his father to help will the coming storm. How will the Olympians and their kin deal with the son of Apollo?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/8/2016
Naruto Uzumaki: Heir of the Mage by Rave Rose of Twilight reviews
In an Alternate Dimension, Naruto Uzumaki is robbed of his chakra and forced to watch his twin sisters, Mito and Naruko, achieve the dream he had wanted: to become a Ninja. With his lover, Erza the Bunnygirl, by his side and a new world to explore, Naruto Uzumaki learns what it takes to become Sukebe's Heir. Uncovering things he left behind, Naruto will carve out a new path. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Naruto U.
When the Caged Bird Sings by solitaryserenade reviews
When the Kyuubi was sealed into Uzumaki Naruto, the council figured the best way to control her- or 'it', as many saw the girl- was yet another seal. After all, if things got out of hand, the Hyuuga could simply activate the Kago no Tori no Juin [Caged Bird]. Fem Naruto. NOT NejixNaru. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Naruto U., Neji H., Hizashi H., Team Gai
Naruto: The Seal Trickster by SlideToast reviews
Naruto has lived a hard couple years in the village hidden in the leaves. But that is all about to change when the Hokage gives him a scroll on Fuuinjutsu and it turns out the Uzumaki and Namikaze blood blooms true in the young boy. Back to writing! Hopefully updates every two or three days!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,722 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Wolves Of The Namikaze Clan by hallowmask123 reviews
the namikaze clan were once a proud clan with a bloodline that every village wanted now there is only one left in the world. will Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze be able to handle the stress of being a Jinchuuriki and a Namikaze or will he let the weight crush him. NarutoXHarem. slight sasuke kura 50/50 on bashing her. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku
Naruto: Almighty God by DRAGONfromheaven reviews
After the battle against the might of Madara Uchiha and Kaguya Otsutsuki he became the new container of the Juubi turning him into a primordial God while unintentionally absorbing Kaguya power at the same time after the sealing, because so much power was absorbed in such little time Naruto was forced to seal himself away to integrate the massive and godly energy. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Naruto U., Athena, Artemis, Zoë N.
Kill Streak by The Creator95 reviews
Naruto couldn't tell whether or not he was even a decent person. Sure he'd never known his parents and he'd gotten into business of killing when he was young, but this didn't mean that he was a messed up person. Now his parents and their friends at ISIS? Well lets just say that being stuck with them was making him rethink his career. (Major AU)
Crossover - Naruto & Archer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Naruto U.
Naruto, The Terminator by Demongod123 reviews
Up for adoption
Crossover - Terminator & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Exceptionally Ordinary by sprwholock44 reviews
Extraordinary circumstances lead to the Lovegood family raising a young Harry Potter. With a real family (and Luna for a sister) and a not so ordinary upbringing, who will Harry become? How will Hogwarts react to a smarter more eccentric Harry trying to save them from the Nargles? Oh and He-Who-Has-Too-Many-Names (Voldemort) too of course! AU Independent!Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,984 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Harry P., Luna L.
Assassin Son of Time by TheChamp123 reviews
You can't win if you try to fight him, you won't be able to run or hide. He's lived for centuries, he is son of time. Occ Naruto, Hit from DBS Naruto, Son of Kronos Naruto, Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 243 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Naruto U.
Destiny Retaken by CollegeRyder reviews
Harry Potter dies in the Battle of Hogwarts but is not sent on the next great adventure. Instead he is sent back in order to fix the manipulations of his life. He has been given a second chance to retake his destiny. Another Harry Potter time-travel with AD/RW/MW bashing. HP/FD/NT also HG/NL. More information at the beginning of Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 203,601 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Master of Jiongu by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,530 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū] Kushina U.
Born of Wickedness by Lord Farsight reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,054 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hush Child by StitchedLips reviews
When dark times come, we question everything we've known. Perhaps it is that exact reason the darkness is what brings out either the good, or the evil, in those it surrounds. Which side will our hero choose? And what reasons guide his choices? Only one thing is clear, Blood will Flow
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Naruto U., Lucien L.
An Alien, a Phantom, or a Shinobi? by Kurama Otsutsuki reviews
Naruto should have watched his step when he woke up from Orochimaru's attack in the forest of death... to bad he didn't... or is it too good he didn't? Warning: Slightly Older Canon Characters (Title changed from A Tail of Gods and Monsters!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Karin U.]
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 284,473 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Xenomorph no shōkan by kyuubi no goku reviews
The third Hokage always told Naruto he was special but the villagers made that hard to believe but when Naruto stumbles upon Kakashi preforming the Summoning Jutsu Naruto tries it himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Naruto U., Karin U., OC]
Demon's worst nightmare by Hector Flores reviews
Naruto is betrayed by his team and village, after death he finds new purpose and a new life.
Crossover - Naruto & I, Frankenstein - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Naruto U., Keziah]
The Witch-King Cometh by The Phantom of Skyrim reviews
During the events of the Forest of Death in the Chunnin Exams, Naruto discovered a mask-like helmet that reeked of power. Putting it on, Naruto became the second to take up the mantle of the Witch-King. REWRITE OF ORIGINAL STORY. WARNING! Genderbending included! Now unofficially co-authored with TheMightyMorgoth.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,304 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Witch-King of Angmar, Naruto U., Orochimaru
Achilles by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Born from the Goddess Hera, Naruto is raised in the city of Sparta. He is not mortal nor god, he is eternal. Throughout his eternity he will deal w/ trials, love & heartbreak, peace and war. This is not the story of the illiad, nor the fall of Troy. This is the eternal story of the man who fought alongside & against the gods. His name living forever. He is Naruto of Achilles. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,385 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sage of Thrones by VFSNAKE reviews
Ned Stark, just before marching off to war against the Mad King, finds a message hidden by his brother to seek out someone who can help him fight the Mad King. Ned finds this person and in doing so changes the future landscape of Westeros forever with his help. Question is...with all the dust settling from two wars and a strained peace, do the Seven Kingdoms still want his help?
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 231,659 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
Naruto of The Water by beastakris1 reviews
Drifted from sea when he was an infant found by fisherman raise to be the fisherman he will become the best fisherman he loves being a Fisher as much as he does pranks what happens when you add dragons to the mix. He will prove despise his age he is the best fisherman No chakra Naruto Smart Naruto Fisherman Naruto Hunter Naruto Strong Naruto Naruto x Ruffnut
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,967 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Naruto U., Ruffnut]
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,321 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
Tuna Fish and Red-Splattered Pages by Pitch Black Magpie reviews
Naruto is an antisocial bookworm with a strange tuna obsession who knows more than he lets on. Sasuke is determined to give them the best in life. Sakura wants to learn how to crush buildings, among other things. Kakashi tries to keep it together, even when his team turns out to be total maniacs; that is, when Naruto isn't dumpster-diving or talking to ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 269,285 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Threads of Fate by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,402 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Ice God by Dkdc reviews
The death god wanted his own avatar, all the other gods had played a hand on the mortal plane so why not him? With the aid of the kyuubi's chakra he was able to create something powerful. Naruto Uzumaki god of all that is ice and snow! Strong Naruto, Naruto x?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Naruto U.
The Fox Sage by Amart11 reviews
Naruto was left to rot by his family in the village. But it wasn't as bad as it seems. Naruto gives up on the Sandaime and fends for himself and those he loves. Kurama decides to help him. Sakura bashing in the beginning till I get rid of her. NarutoxHarem. FemItachi, femSasuke, Narumi, OC, and others. This story will contain incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,958 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Royal Flush by NeonZangetsu reviews
She was his Ace. His everything. He was her Light, her key, the key to the door of a new life, a new world. They say a mind is a terrible thing to lose, but what happens when you never had one to begin with? Two insane children find each other in the dark...and now the world will burn for what its done. NarutoxAce! MAJOR fluff, insanity, and outright fun! Justice League crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Naruto U., Ace of Clubs
Naruto the RedHeaded Engineer by MetalGear1119 reviews
Naruto is a carbon copy of his mother and has the brains of his father. Sounds simple, right? Well, that would be true, if Naruto also didn't tinker with technology from a 'fireball' and wanted to travel in space with a robot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Gift of Mist by link5435 reviews
Naruto with the powers of a Mistborn Allomancer granted to him by the Shinigami after the sealing of the Nine-Tailed Fox. An older and slightly smarter Naruto along with a calmer Kyubi. This is my first story reviews are very welcome!
Crossover - Naruto & Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Naruto U.
Return of the Norseman by Flames Of Rebirth reviews
Another Naruto neglect story, Naruto stumbles across an old tome in his family Library, and learns about knowledge lost to the ages. This sets him on a different path, not of the Ninja, but of the Viking. Capable Naruto, Smart Naruto, Twin sisters, SLIGHT Neglect. Pairing undecided. Slight Vikings (History Channel) crossover. I'm the New guy on this profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - [Naruto U., Tenten]
The Spiral of Red Light by Sabaku Ookami reviews
The red light district: named for the blanket of scarlet that illuminates the area at night. An area filled with criminals, hookers, scum, and bottom-feeders: the dregs of society. It is an area that inevitably forms in any large city, town or shinobi village – and a necessary evil despite what "decent folk" say. What happens when Naruto Uzumaki, Jinchuriki... (Full summary inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 247 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Naruto U.
Naruto The Ant Man by Universe N Universe reviews
I always wanted to see an Ant man Naruto, but never once had I saw. So I took matters into my own hands.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] [Ant-Man, Wasp]
Bored Genius 2 by jinx777 reviews
He was a genius, the most gifted mind since Nicholas Flammel. Unfortunately Harry Potter is also not exactly 'all there'. He is rude, unmotivated and doesn't give a crap who knows it. Can Hogwarts change this, or will he get bored of magic too. After all, 'if everything comes easy, everything is boring'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,699 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Harry P.
Body Of Secrets by Distanctive reviews
When Naruto takes the forbidden scroll he accidently activates a seal which embeds all the jutsu's and secret information on his flesh. Now, unfortunately, it'll be harder to live as, not only as the most hated person in the village, but as a Jinchuriki. I drew the cover. SeriousNaruto MaskedNaruto Other dumb tags etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fire Engulfs Me by The Disturbed Immortal reviews
The Birth of a prince brings with it many things - joy, jealousy, pride, unity and the likes. Azulon never expected it, the surprise that greeted him upon his return but would he relent in the end and accept the yellow-haired bundle which he was left in charge of, as his own? Fire-Bender Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Ursa] Iroh, Azulon
Always with you by The Creator95 reviews
Naruto Hopps loved his family with all his heart and he didn't care that he was adopted, but deep inside he wanted to know where he came from. Why was he covered in blood when his mom found him? Where did his hospital tag come from? These questions would drag him into a world different from the one he knew all his life, but where did he truly belong? Naruto x Bellwether x OC.
Crossover - Naruto & Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - [Naruto U., D. Bellwether] [Judy H., Nick W.]
The Racer and the Rebel by The Pyroman reviews
Anko and Naruto Mitarashi leave their home in Japan for a new live in San Fransokyo, hoping to leave their past for good and start again. Naruto, a gear head and wrench monkey with a high speed addiction for adrenaline and the wind in his hair, finds himself going to the most prestigious institute in the city, gaining both friends and enemies as he starts making waves.
Crossover - Naruto & Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Naruto U., GoGo Tomago] Anko M., Hiro Hamada
The Fairy King by Zaara the black reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born as the oldest child of Namikaze Minato and Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina. The only problem is that he is unable to wield his massive chakra due the 'Kumo Incident'. The only way for him to be a ninja is to become the legacy of the late Uzumaki Mito and become Master of the oldest summons to ever exist. The Faye.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Jūbi/Ten-Tails, Kushina U., Naruko U., Naruto U.
Fishcake Viking by Stitch-2.0 reviews
One night at Berk Stoick was walking around and rescues a child whos parents were attacked by a tribe and were forced to ship their child away. Now this child will try to break the age old feud between Vikings and Dragons. Enter not the Fishcake Viking, but the Maelstrom Viking. Naruto/Astrid
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Naruto U., Astrid
Return of the Maelstrom by KuronoDono12 reviews
He vanished from his world, became a Jedi, Fell in love, Died in Battle and is now offered a chance to Return to his home world to save it from a coming darkness...how can he refuse when its his very nature to help people. Now with his troopers following behind him, his love at his side and some tech he is ready to save his home world...The Maelstrom has Returned.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Rise of the Reaper by ShadowHunter112 reviews
This is about Naruto receiving the Curse Mark with Sasuke, but the intervention of Kyuubi created something else never seen in the world. Naruto after the seal takes form, changes for the better, and rises to become Konoha's Reaper Please read and Review, I enjoy Feed back. I don't own anything, flames will be ignored.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Shizuka, Kin T.]
Naruto the Necromancer by Mickykiki1 reviews
During a festival in Konoha, Naruto gets a book that will change his life forever. See how he changes the ninja world with the powers of Necromancy! Strong Gray Naruto. Semi Realistic ninja views.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,345 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Naruto U.
Return of the Uzumaki by RyoshiMorino reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi leaves the village destroyed, an infant's fate hangs in the balance. Many want to take him for their own, while others want him killed. Suddenly Jiraiya bursts in and demands that he be given custody of his godson.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,574 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Son of the Imp by mellra reviews
I've seen many stories where Naruto is either one of the Lannister siblings, the one true heir of King Robert, or transported to the GoT world and gets adopted into a House. This story though is a little different, and has a great deal of influence from everyone's favorite half-man! First ever (as far as I know) Naruto, son of Tyrion Lannister story! Challenge fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Naruto U., Tyrion L., Eddard S. - Complete
Naruto MangaFox by SnowTheShinobi reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a small Manga shop and manages to improve himself from what he reads. How will this affect his life? Just how powerful will he become? Read and find out. Smarter Naruto. Swordsman. Seal Master. Jutsu Creator.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,158 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Naruto U.
An Explosive Touch by electricbanjo reviews
Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
sightless ninja by notagoodwriter6415 reviews
Takes place pre-shippuden. Blinded from birth, neglected by his parents in favor of his sister, and thinking that his life is worth nothing, Naruto was pushed to his breaking point. He does something regrettable, forcing Jiraiya and Tsunade to step in. They take him from Konoha, and Jiraiya trains Naruto. Will Naruto be able to forgive his family? Will he become a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U.
The Two of Us by MickeyMooseCaramel reviews
Sneaking into her father's treasury in search of magical items was something that Louise could never regret, not when it found her Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Naruto U., Louise
Naruto: Prince of Darkness by Maltrazz reviews
Hellsing/Naruto crossover. Naruto saves Haku in Wave, only to be killed by his sensei's Raikiri. Kakashi's Problem? Naruto didn't stay dead. Naruto returns to Konoha as an Undead King... and as the splitting image of his father! Pairing undecided. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Seras, Naruto U. - Complete
The Caged Bird by Bulba Fett reviews
REWRITE IN PROCESS! WILL BE RE-POSTED ONCE "The First Immortal" ENDS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,635 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Neji H., Kyuubi/Kurama
King of Beasts by Elvest reviews
Chains, seals, all there to keep him locked away for good, but for his mate, the king of all beasts will break free!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naruto Uzumaki: Wood Bender by Morelia97 reviews
Naruto is an anomaly in Avatar Aang's era of bending. His bending is a combination of two elements, water and earth. this has given Naruto the ability to create forests, plants, weapons, and even shelter. No one really knows how he got this power, but Naruto is sure he was given it for a reason. Join him AND READ THE REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 327 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Naruto U., Aang, Sokka, Katara
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
the dark side fox by lukaholiday977 reviews
At the final battle of VOTE naruto is left for dead but he refuses to die. He unlocks the power of the dark side and is found by a certain count... What will happen when he joins him?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,210 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto Demon Son of Aphrodite by TentailedJackalofDoom reviews
After saving his world from the wrath of Madara, Photo, and ths Juubi Naruto is sent to the world of Percy Jackson. There he finds out what ha really is and makes the world now to his power. Will he find love or will he remain the heartless warrior he was always meant to be. Not if a certain goddess has anything to do with it. Dark Naruto. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Annabeth C., Hera
The North Shadow by VehementlyVillainousV reviews
They were confused. He ran through the trees better than the best Elves. He punched harder than the strongest Uruk-hai. He was faster than a starving Hobbit near food, and he was only mildly annoyed when the Balrog set him aflame. Gandalf was just as lost. After all, he LOOKED like a Man...(Adopted with Vinna Bjornsal's permission)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Sauron, Naruto U.
The North Shadow by Vinna Bjornsal reviews
They were confused. He ran through the trees better than the best Elves. He punched harder than the strongest Uruk-hai. He was faster than a starving Hobbit near food, and he was only mildly annoyed when the Balrog set him aflame. Gandalf was just as lost. After all, he LOOKED like a Man... (Currently undergoing rewrite to upgrade quality and make you peeps love it more)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Sauron, Naruto U.
The Healer by Freaye reviews
4000 years after the Fourth Shinobi war, Doctor Uzumaki is trying to help any mutant she can. Forced to flee to the Xavier Institution, she takes on the role of a school nurse. But, even she knows she might have to take her sword up again in these dark times.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Naruko U.
Naruto Uzumaki: Jack of all Blades by UzukenNoSusanoo reviews
The Uzumaki were always a feared clan, but did they have other allies, besides Konoha? Thrust out of the village, Naruto is found by these allies, and trained to become one of the greatest swordsman ever. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Tails of Change by Karou WindStalker reviews
It's the end of the third year and Harry's home for the holidays. The Dursley's are on holiday and Harry is studying over the summer, doing research on Animagus transformations. In this story, Tonks is two years younger than Canon. Rated M for Caution. This story is AU, and will include F/F relations, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.]
Naruto the Strange Human by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto was not expecting Kaguya's last act before she was sealed away to be sealing HIM away, and in another dimension where humans cooexisted with monsters. To better interact with the world around him, Naruto decides to seal his own powers and try and live a normal life... and then things stop being normal.
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,021 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto Otsutsuki! God of Carnage by TentailedJackalofDoom reviews
Naruto after Sasuke tried to bleed out and drown him meets Kaguya, Shinigami, and Arceus. He is then informed of his entry into the eternal council of the dieties. He is now the God of carnage, technology, and destruction. Godly Naruto. Sasuke Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,704 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., Shinigami, Kaguya Ō.
Commando of the Republic by Lumiloco reviews
Naruto born with out proper developed chakra coils is left forgotten for his sister who had the Kyuubi sealed inside of her. Naruto has something that could be stronger than any Jutsu. Naruto found by a Mandalorian is taken off world and trained later joining the Republic. Neglected Naruto. Force Naruto. Commando Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Naruto U., Ahsoka T.
And The Beast Cometh by RMB1949 reviews
Complete over hall of format...to everyone who complained -Sorry-. Updated some dialog and gave preview of chapter 13 and next arch! -When Naruto's world is left dead and decayed, he jumps to a new world we he seeks to live peacefully. But some things never leave well enough alone. Can this mentally damaged weapon find what he is looking for?-
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,657 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl
Chop Squad by The Perilous Monster Eater reviews
In which the Kyuubi cares about its cage, Sarutobi tries to help with a closed fist, and Naruto learns that in a world where he should be alone and weak, he can be strong... whether Konoha wants him to be or not. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,767 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Tsunade S.
To Finally be loved by Advanced-ZeroX reviews
Naruto always wore a mask to hide his true self, but when he gets the chance to be himself he finally get's his chance to fall in love. Up for Adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
Naruto Mede: Prince of Tamriel by Namikaze88 reviews
In the night of the sealing during the Kyuubi attack the Shinigami decided to send a infant Naruto to Tamriel in hopes of leading it to peace...I'm not that great in summaries but please just read the story I'm sure you will find it interesting. Strong!Naruto Legionnair!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Titus Mede II
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Maelstrom of Blades by DracoArtemisLeopin reviews
Legendary weapons have an eternity to spend, working alongside heroes to bring peace to many, many worlds. The question is, who is fit to wield them?
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Naruto U.
Challenge: Darkest Night of Dawn by Alucard1959 reviews
A betrayed Naruto lays in a ocean, floating, waiting for the inevitable cold hand of the Shinigami himself to take his suffering away. But other than die, he was saved by a passing Elven boat who takes him far from his wretched village. Giving this distraught blonde a new goal to strive for, the complete destruction of Konoha. NaruxHarem, Saron-like, Semi-God-like, Semi-genus
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,253 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Arwen U., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fuka A.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,311 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Apex - The Perfect Predator by FreedomOfThinking reviews
A creature created by one of the Sannin. Offensive, defensive, hunting, hiding, tracking, stealth, this creature excels in all. The perfect predator, with an ever evolving potential. Something that the Ninja world is not ready for. The Apex Species, the ultimate Hunter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto the Dino Sage by KuronoDono12 reviews
While falling in the ravine trying to summon the boss toad Naruto messes up a hand seal and ends up in the Jurassic Park Universe where he meets John Hammond 5 years before the first film takes place he becomes lead Dino handler but the events of first film take place and is forced to leave the island Full Summary inside M for Gore, Lemons, Violence, Language, Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,995 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M.
Incubus no Konoha by kyosuke-date-the soultaker reviews
At a young age, Naruto awakens a Kekkei Genkai for the males from his mothers clan. He becomes an Incubus. Okay, I don't know how to make it better than this, I suck at summaries. This story will contain elements of other anime's, just so you know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki, Son of Apollo: The Lightning Thief by Rave Rose of Twilight reviews
I plan on rewriting this soon. What was a plan for two stories turned into one story that I am trying to separate. I will have two fictions later on. Colt will still be the protagonist of his own PJO story called one of two titles: Olympian Saints or Third Street Demigods. It will be a small harem with only 3 girls. When I rewrite the two, I will post them under their titles.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,792 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Naruto U., Tenten
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Abandoned and forgotten by his family, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his former family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of his parents. Abandoned Naruto, Grey Naruto, Medic Naruto, Poisoner Naruto. League of Legends and Soul Eater inspired Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
An Uzumaki in Arendelle by Harpra reviews
Naruto is dying from an overheating chakra system, and to save his life he is sent to a land far far away where a lonely queen discovers him and perhaps something more. Naruto/Elsa. Naruto Frozen crossover. Post movie.
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Elsa]
The Lion by Mister Lizard reviews
When it was sealed, the Kyuubi took its vengeance out on Naruto, destroying his chakra coils. But something else came about from the Kyuubi's interference. Something which gets Naruto forced out of Konoha. Now Naruto must learn to control his new power, and live a new life, far from his home. With the strength of a lion Naruto will forge a new path for himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Master of Foxes and Serpents by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
What if Naruto had Kyubi as a teacher? What if he had two summoning contracts when he was five and none were the toads. What if he had two inseperable little summons as friends that were there for him all the time? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Spirits Among Us by vanmele reviews
Naruto discovers a love for Fuuinjutsu and with the help of his new friends, and some spirits they will test the very limits of what a ninja can do. Naruto/harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,880 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tenten, Hanabi H.
Gods Are Real? by TentailedJackalofDoom reviews
Naruto and team seven is in trouble after the mission they took turned out to be an ambush by the client. With Sasuke perishing Naruto meets four powerful warriors including the mighty Thor and his anscestor Sesshomaru
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Naruto U., Samui, Ayame, Thor O.
Bare-fisted Kitsune by Kurogane7 reviews
Nothingness and Destruction; two powers, two styles, both from the same school. A scroll that Naruto found had given him fighting skills to face kunoichi. As he travels throughout the Elemental Nations, competing in many martial arts tournaments, he eventually and unknowingly catches many eyes: for his power, his love, or for both. First Male Nin! Large, but reasonable Naru/Harem!
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,390 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Naruto U.
Foxy Magic by lj1278 reviews
Naruto's finally home from his three year training trip... with a few furry additions to shake up life Konohagakure no Sato. But life for the recently transformed demon fox couldn't remain simple. Oh no. He just had to meet a funny old man with half moon glasses telling him to go to wizards school! Hopefully life at Hogwarts will be less troublesome than life at home... yeah right!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lord of Balance! by blassreitter reviews
Young Justice accepted the mission of saving Kent Nelson, Supreme Sorcerer and guardian of the Helm of Fate and the Crimson Gourd. Captured by the Witchboy, Team Young Justice tried to prevent to world to fall into chaos...
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Naruto U., Artemis C./Artemis, Jade N./Cheshire, Zatanna Z.
Maverick by Drakai reviews
After getting Loki from Stuttgart the members of the as-of-yet-unformed Avengers, bar one brainwashed member, are sitting at the Helicarrier, when Director Fury throws them a curve-ball. Another member, one even Tony Stark had no idea was in the Initiative.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Agent Maria Hill]
Anthem of the Dead by NeonZangetsu reviews
Some doors should never be open. Some forces should never return. A foolish sorceress meddles with events beyond her ken and brings back a terror to the world...though not quite the terror she was expecting. Now the DC universe must contend with a prank-loving, ramen eating, womanizing blond...fresh from the dead! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, Galatea
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 316,147 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Blaze by Drakai reviews
Seven years Naruto had lived, alone and seemingly abandoned. But now he knows the truth. With blood of fire and war ignited, he will break the chains binding the one person he'd wanted to meet his entire life. He would take the heads of those that dare hurt her, and he will free her. His mother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Samui] Kushina U.
The Lion of Hogwarts by Drakai reviews
Naruto's mother, Kushina, was actually a witch from a wealthy clan of Curse-Breakers from Ireland. A fact Naruto finds out wen an old men with a big beard and strange dress sense whisks him there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Hermione G., Naruto U.]
Animals by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NC-17. NaruHarem. NaruFemSasu. The slave business was a mean one. Black markets, cunning merchants, fierce competitors and demanding customers were just a part of the problem. The biggest was the slaves themselves. Inspired by 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Naruto U.
Sun's Heir, Death's Guardian III: The Argonauts by BonesBoy15 reviews
With the camps being run by children who don't fully understand war, Naruto makes a deal with the Olympians. The Argonauts were sent out to right a wrong once before, and now they go out again, this time to fight a war that won't be seen by mortal eyes. Guided by the firm hand of Hera and backed by the entire Council, Cronus will be juggling more than just two fronts. AU
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,746 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Thalia G.]
The Snake Boy by vexinator reviews
He didn't know why but he was now a completely unique creature in the elemental nations so he left. Bad summary because I really don't know how to describe it without giving most of it away. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Miia, Hinata H.]
Tailor Narubi by Zumagirl reviews
At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Spiraling Flames by thatreaderguy reviews
The battle in the caverns beneath Ba Sing Se goes horribly wrong, ending up with Azula being flung into a whole new world. Now, in order to find a way home, and to survive in this strange new world she must make a deal with the Hokage of Konoha. In exchange for letting her live in the village and helping her find a way home, she must live with and help care for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Azula]
The Elemental by EdroGrimshell reviews
Demons are not the only beasts in the world, elementals and spirits roam the earth as well, potent and alien. But what happens when one decides to intervene? Naruto x Tenten pairing. Blacksmith!Naruto, Doton!Naruto, Fuinjutsu!Naruto, Alive!Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naru and Stitch by guardsmansparky reviews
When Experiment 626 escapes from Federation custody, he crash-lands in a certain forest of death, and is found by a certain young blonde...
Crossover - Naruto & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,023 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Naruko U.
Duality by IchaIchasennin reviews
Growing as an outcast, Naruto never got to learn how people really worked. Then he learns the transformation jutsu and life is forever changed. A serious story with serious smut. Detailed disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Multorum Prime by Fan of Fanfics reviews
"We slept through earthquakes and volcanoes, through floods and drought. The Planet as we had come to know it faded into ancient memory, and our ship was swallowed into the Earth. Until we were found by a new oddity, and our story began anew."
Crossover - Naruto & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Higher Power by YamiSaku reviews
After defeating Mizuki, Naruto had a serious wake up call. With the Shadow Clone Jutsu and higher sense of knowledge and observation, Naruto will become the most powerful being to ever exist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014
Naruto and the Mutant Revolution by Flamelord99 reviews
Naruto was born in the world of X-Men Evolution. If everything had gone as planned he never would have become a mutant. However, there was just one small change and it lead to something radically different than intended.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,298 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U.
A New Adventure by KingKaiju007 reviews
Naruto is sick of his own presence. Disgusted with himself he plans to leave, so that his village may live in peace. When a jutsu goes wrong he is transported to a new world, with new creatures, and a troll as his guide. The blond cant help but be excited about the new adventure that lays ahead.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Troll, Naruto U.
Sage Mode and Magic by AnonymousGX reviews
When Harry and Voldemort fought in the graveyard, a Death Eater tried to break the connection. This created a weird portal from which a blonde boy fell out. Who is he, how will he get home, what is Sage Mode, what is Magic, and how will these dimensional crossings affect both worlds? Not Yaoi/Yuri.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,923 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
A Higher Existence by Maelstrom of Olympia reviews
Many subjects are often overlooked by the Olympians, especially if they have to look up. Not when they believe them to be the higher then all. Never would they expect another Kingdom overlooking Mount Olympus. Never would they expect another sibling. A Naruto/Hestia Story. The first collaboration story by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka and SoulReaperCrewe.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,323 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Naruto U., Hestia
Badger by Gryphon Aerie reviews
When the Kyuubi attacks Konoha on the night of Naruto's birth, the last remaining member of the Okamoto Clan summons the Badger Boss in defense of the village. The events that unfold that night have unexpected results. Earth-nature Naruto, Badgers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Naruto U.
Sure, why not? by Umodin reviews
Tsunade Senju always considered herself the last of her clan, that was until the Hokage sent her a message via ANBU stating, "Found a Senju." Now she's been requested to be Naruto Uzumaki's Legal Guardian, who was surprisingly her relative. Well, she never considered herself to be a mother figure, but something's better than nothing, right? That, and she was bored. "Sure, why not?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Brave New World by Vizard890 reviews
Naruto is taken after his fight with Sasuke at the Valley of the End by his mother. Now in a whole new world with monsters and gods how will he handle it? And he learns that his mother is still alive.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,034 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015
Whirlpool Child by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Kushina wasn't impressed. "Seriously? You want to tell the whole village that our little girl is a jinchuuriki? ...Did you lose that much blood, baka?" Minato coughed. "Ah, I take it you don't approve then?" Naruto doesn't grow up under the shadow of Kyuubi. What can Naruto accomplish when she isn't hated? Warning: Major AU. Diverges from canon. Fuuinjutsu and med-nin fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,595 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,728 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Desperado by Samus Star reviews
"Are you a hero or an outlaw, Naruto Uzumaki?"
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Naruto U., Dunmer]
Snow's Swirling Dragon by CharitysSongbird reviews
A blond boy it thrown into a world not his own where magic and monsters are abound. Years later he will return with the power of the greatest creatures at his side. Has he returned to save for conquer this world, that remains to be seen. Based off of the Challenge of Coduss. Skyrim/Naruto possible Harem, minor OC.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 143,257 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Unstoppable Juggernaut! by megatronus89 reviews
Thousands of years have past, and the Crystal Stone of Cyttakok has been been passed from Cain Marko the first Juggernaut down his lineage, unable to be used by anyone until the last of his legacy Naruto Uzumaki had found the stone the night he became a shinobi of konoha but also the Unstoppable Juggernaut.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - [Naruto U., Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] Juggernaut
Happy Endings by KillerPen reviews
Naruto had forgiven him for leaving the village, betraying her and almost killing her. So according to that line of logic, what he had planned to obtain her as his wife would be forgiven as well. More drama/romance/humor than an Icha Icha book. Please read and REVIEW. SasukexFem!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Perfection by Musamura reviews
Everyone has an animal inside of them, In some it's just a bit louder than in others. On the night of a particularly painful beating, the animal inside one Naruto Uzumaki awakens. Merging with the true Naruto, they become the ultimate predator. This new Naruto has only one goal in mind, to achieve Perfection. Rated M for Gore, Language, and perhaps some other things later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Naruto U.
King of the Elemental Nations by Kurogane7 reviews
AU: Naruto encounters the Hero King Algol, and gains his abilities. Things will be different now that he has been labeled as heir to Algol's throne. Powerful maybe godly Naru/Harem. Rated M for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Passing only one by Leonas reviews
A challenge from Valentine. What happens when Naruto from the beginning notices just how messed up team 7's teamwork really is and decides to say "fuck it"? Let's find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Naruto U.
Born to Rule by KingKaiju007 reviews
Escaping from a mob into the forest of death, Naruto finds something that will shake the ninja world to its foundations! Your will is not your own. I see you. Evil always finds a way.BUT, is there another player to this game, or is it an observer, or perhaps the holder of all the cards. This entity has big plans, and not all of them involve Naruto. pairing is Naru/Fu. Not a harem.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Naruto: The Missing Nin by Lightimus reviews
What if Naruto didn't belong to the world he has always lived in. Everyone believed that Obito's mangekyō sharingan was a space-time jutsu, but what if it wasn't. What if Obito's sharingan was a dimensional plane jutsu. Find out what happens when both of Obito's sharingan eyes are destroyed during the fourth shinobi war leaving Naruto to go back to where he is supposed to belong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,745 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Spartans of Uzushiogakure by Mikagami39 reviews
Ripped from the arms of Kushina by an malevolent force, Naruto is raised by the Spartans of our ancient Greece. What happens when the time comes for him to go back to the home he never knew? Read and see what happens...[ Naru/Kush is a mother/son relationship] UNDERGOING REWRITE...
Crossover - Naruto & Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] Kushina U.
Kyuubi no Taiyo no Megami by Omniczar reviews
Uzumaki Naruko was a child horribly abused by the townsfolk of Konoha, however, one simply attack goes too far and suddenly several secrets are revealed to the poor girl all at once. She flees Konoha and falls under the care of an old samurai. Her destiny is soon tied to a celestial goddess, the tailed beasts, and her heritage. A heritage she never knew she had and has to discover.
Crossover - Naruto & Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., Amaterasu
A Different Beginning by draconisVulpini reviews
Naruto was five when he found a kitten. When Sakura was six, Anko found her crying outside of the Academy. When Sasuke was nine, he was sent to the Sand Village for a few years as a political agreement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Naruto and the Gum Gum Fruit by SECUREZONEICON reviews
After Naruto meets Luffy, he gains the Gum-Gum ability. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING HAREM First attempt
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 167,670 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Herald of Chaos by Belial The Dark Angel reviews
During another attack Naruto made a deal with the dark gods. This will be a nice twist. It is based on 40k, but with elements from fantasy. Very Very Strong Naruto. Godlike Naruto later on.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Crimson Typhoon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kushina's father wasn't as dead as the Third Hokage had thought...she just let them believe she was an orphan because it was easier than trying to explain her father was a notorious pirate captain! Shanks, captain of the Red-Haired pirates, makes it in time to see the Kyuubi attack Konoha and retrieve his granddaughter before she's taken. Can the world survive two Uzumaki pirates?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruko U.
Hunger of the Lizard by BeastOfTruth reviews
Naruto is stolen as baby and experamented on turning him into the vicious Lizard. Dark Naruto Cannibal Naruto
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Curt C./Lizard, Naruto U.
Whirlpool of sound by Ikaruga reviews
Surviving the terrible night of Kyuubi's sealing. Kushina is taken away from her son and then sold to Orochimaru. There, she is turned into his successor. Thirteen years later, she returns for revenge and her son. Inspired by a story from Vanex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
What Makes One A Monster by Dawning the Mask reviews
An attack from a strange "person" changes Naruto in a way no one would think possible. We all hide our own monsters, but what if he can't? Rated M for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Musume no Iru Nichijou by deamondragonsclaw reviews
After leaving with Jiraiya for his three year training trip, Naruto ditches the old pervert and is later adopted by the Kimihito family. Now after three years with his new family, Naruto is playing host in the extra species exchange program, will he fine what he's always wanted or be dragged back to Konoha? Rated M for limes and lemons.
Crossover - Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,884 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Miia
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4377 - Favs: 6,967 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 3,556 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The last of the first men by Lightimus reviews
The fourth great shinobi war would lead to the freedom of all men or a prison made from the illusion of a mad man. The outcome of the war would be determined by one. Naruto's capture or conquer would decide the course of the war so the kage's decided to seal him. The war ended in a way no one could have predicted and time passed as one of the most powerful shinobi became forgotten.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 528 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Naruto U., Jon S.
Into the Void by Misty G Fox reviews
previously written under the penname babykitsune-9. It's the same story, just being redone. Sorry I haven't gotten to any good chapters yet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Alpha Mama Fox by Kimichan13 reviews
Naruto decides to do something stupid. Not a big surprise. The big surprise is what it gives him. A family! But not quite the family that ANYONE was expecting... I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR POKEMON - that is my only diclaimer and it applies to all of my chapters. please review!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Eevee/Eievui, Naruto U.
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Fable's Lost Hero by jCOOLn reviews
Naruto is sad that he never knew his mother and wishes to make her proud by one day becoming a great hero like her. One day his father gives him a statue of a White Balverine and tells him of how his mother was attacked by a group of balverines (unknowingly infecting her with a small portion of their power) and found it. Later Naruto uses it and becomes White Balverine Hero. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U.
The Red Shielding Reptile by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
Naruto had finally had enough of the beatings and finally cracked. He finds a reptile contract and is being screwed over again and again. Big Harem Stong Naruto Semi Dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,666 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Opportunities by Prefect Potter reviews
Naruto takes advantage of a particularly sexy opportunity. Little does he know, this opportunity leads to something more greater and better than he could ever imagine. NarutoxTsunade. NarutoxHarem. Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Anko M.
Naruto, The Egyptian Fox by anime-death-angel reviews
Minato made a mistake in the battle with the Kyubi. Instead of summoning the Shinikami, he summoned a different death god, Anubis. After the sealing, Anubis take Naruto and raises him for fifteen years before he returns to Konoha as...something else. Bloodline-Naruto, Naruto-Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Naruto U.
scroll reavels the kuma clan by johnljohnsibn reviews
what if naruto found a scroll in the forbidden scroll from his mother telling him he is from a clan like the inuzukas but instead of dogs the partner up with something different. watch as he makes a name for himself in the ninja world. m just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement by AussieScum reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10594 - Favs: 11,810 - Follows: 8,057 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Sesshomaru Uzumaki by Traban16 reviews
While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,867 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Omni Oni by animeman12 reviews
story challenge from brown phantom. after learning the shadow clone from the forbidden scroll he finds a seal. he unseals it and gets a doujutsu. obviously AU. no pairings yet probably NaruHina. On hiatus pending my muse's recovery
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Who is Me by The Aly E reviews
'To them I was no one...and thats exactly how i want it.' At Konoha Academy,the leaders known as Konoha 10 go by one rule-Your either one of them or you no one at all But when they all have to team up with Lonely Boy Namikaze for a project,their views start to change as secrets of the boy who hides his face start to surface the start to question. Who is Naruto? Fem!Sasuke Fem!Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Growing up by coso reviews
What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
NARUTO: Student of the Killa Bee by BonesBoy15 reviews
What if Naruto was raised by Killer Bee and his brother A? What if Naruto became a rapper? How would this affect his life as a shinobi for Kumogakure? Eminem-inspired Naruto. No longer a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Eyes That Made Sound by Kento-hish17 reviews
On the night of the Kyuubi attack, a demon of molten skin and burning eyes appeared. Acting fast, the Yondaime and his weakened wife sealed both demons within their son, confident in his will to keep them both at bay. Shortly after, the Guardian of Metal takes the boy to realize his potential.
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Taichou by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU/AT. Just before the begining of the Third War, Orochimaru experimented on the second Kyuubi Jinchuriki. The result was the perfect soldier-no...the perfect Hero. Tsume/Naruto INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Captain America & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,334 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, Naruto U.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Koei: Prince of Shangri-La by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU: Born in the land of peace hidden in the Himalayas, Naruto Namikaze's story starts as a tragedy befalls his family. Fighting against the clock, he must find evidence that the world outside them isn't as violent as they believe or else the paradise will be sealed off forever. Will he succeed? And what's with the people wearing tights, anyway? Pairings inside. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 189 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Will of the Green Flame by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
While waiting for Mizuki, Naruto discovers an acient relic in the forbidden scroll. Next thing he knows, he's now the defender of his sector of the universe alongside an alien girl his age along with a green light as a weapon. Naruto/Arisia. AU. R&R INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,717 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Drunken Shinobi by Danasca reviews
Naruto after the VoTE, succeeded in returning Sasuke, but for some reason he left. Now, 3 years later he's an S-rank missing-nin and a master of Suijutsu. Question is why did he leave? And how is he a master of drunken combat? No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
age of Naruto by Kamakasie reviews
what would Naruto do with the powers to summon the units from Age of empires? read to find out
Crossover - Misc. Games & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Talismans by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Deep within the Hidden Tunnels of the Hokage Monument, Naruto finds a talking statue that grants him immeasurable power. NarutoxTemarixTenten pairing.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
King of the Abyss by The Rage Of Fire reviews
When Naruto died he didn't go to heaven or hell but to the Ghost Zone in a place where the weakest ghosts are Pariah's level and becomes their King. When he feels a rift appear in the Ghost Zone he's heading to Amity Park. Rated M just in case. Naruharem.
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Chigan by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto finds something VERY interesting in the Scroll of Sealing when he's learning the Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
So Not the Dattebayo by DragonMasterFlex reviews
Bad guys? Homework? Track and Cheerleader Practice? Dormant Ninja Power? Dating? Naruto and Kim got it covered. Well, maybe...
Crossover - Naruto & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,038 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kim P.
Sweet Fracture Life by Goddess of Night Eternal Faith reviews
Orihime has been perfectly fine ever since she came back...or so they think what her friends don't know is she's hidding something from them How long can she keep this secret? More importanly how long can she hide it before Azien finds out?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,442 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Naruto U.
Legacy of the Aburame by VizeerLord reviews
A misstep before Iruka could drag Naruto back to class...How will it affect life in the Village? redid Ch 8-10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Hamu Hamu Ninja by Clubbed2Death reviews
Naruto and the team are on the mission after the Daimyo's cat, AGAIN. However, a strange event has occurred and... Naruto turns into a hamster? Who is this strange Hamtaro fellow? And what does he know? Sort of a crackfic/humor.
Crossover - Naruto & Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hamtaro
The Ninth by dart93 reviews
Released from his prison by a cult that worships him, Naruto takes Gotham by storm. Possible Harem. Crossover with Justice League and Teen Titans later. Dark Naruto but not totally evil and twisted
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,380 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto, Overlord of death by maverick9871 reviews
The night Naruto learns about the Kyuubi being sealed in him he finds out about a gift the Shinigami gave him. Was it on purpose or accident. Who knows. What Naruto does know is that he might actually like being an Overlord. Naruto harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,585 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Kinoko by Seigyoki Maou reviews
Naruto grew up on the streets, with no one but his fellow orphans to care for him. Shenanigans ensue. Rife with OCs, Narux?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Naruto U.
The Half Night King by Kumo no Shinigami reviews
On a cloudy October evening, a beaten and bloodied Naruto finds himself in the forest, begging to be free of his torment. He never expected anyone to answer... Naruto/FemKyuubi On indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto ledgends: New lord of the Westeren Lands by vanpiric heart reviews
Naruto found he's been lied to. He finds the swords of an ancient ruler and gains a true father. With the power of the Inu tribe Naruto will take the world by storm all the while getting even with his former family. NO YOAI, Naruto x Girl s?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Mechanical Love by Nicole The Dragon Rider reviews
Hinata is disowned and kicked out by her father. She manages to become a mechanic. Naruto is cheated on by his girlfriend and car brakes down. Watch how they deal with their problems and manage their love lifes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,632 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Veil of Time by Soleneus reviews
Betrayed by the man he called friend and sentenced to death, Harry Potter escapes and jumps through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, expecting death. Instead, he finds that he is in his eleven year-old body, with a chance to make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Retainer by dart93 reviews
Naruto never goes to the Academy, the Hokage takes him in and trains him to be a powerful Retainer to the Hokage and his family. Mix between Walter from 'Hellsing' and Niles from 'The Nanny'. PowerfulNaruto, possible Harem. Sasuke gets B****-Slapped.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U.
Hail to the King, Baby! by The First-Born reviews
Leaving the village after failing the test, Naruto vanishes for four years. Now they want him back and what they find is not what they expect. Naruto is now powerful, sexy, and has an ego the size of his... -Womanizer, SuperNaruto, DarkNaruto- DukeNukem
Crossover - Naruto & Duke Nukem - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Into the Depths by Jubbi-of-Shibusen reviews
What if the battle of wave ended differently, what if Naruto was injured too badly for the Kyubbi to handle alone, find out what happens.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Davy Jones
The Devil of Hellsing by The First-Born reviews
Dying as a child, Naruto sells his soul and becomes the son of Lucifer. Years later, his is forsaken by hell and sealed away, only for Integra to release him. Now, she had the loyalty of the Devil's son and the strongest vampire on her side.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,494 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U.
Sweet Release by Xutzy reviews
When he lost hope his curse became his saving grace, through the Kyuubi's power his blood is awakened and enhanced. His heritage will be revealed to him and with it he will face his enemies head on! They will be left begging for sweet release.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,950 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Curse of Immortality by Dylan The Crow reviews
Naruto is cursed by immortality. Watching his friends grow old and waste away, he flees the village and is forced to sleep by the Kyuubi's instincts. Will have multiple crossovers when Naruto wakes up at different times. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Mob Doctor, Addict, Suicidal by The First-Born reviews
Framed and sent to prison, Naruto is banned from ninja duty and finds that he has nothing to live for. Studing medical books in prison, he starts helping the unlawful side while developing an addiction to painkillers. SuicidalNaruto Drug and alchol abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Naruto U.
The Golden Lion by Hunting-Raven reviews
One change. The simple addition of a friend to Naruto's life when he was 9, before anyone besides the Hokage noticed or supported him. With his family on the line, a lion is born. With but one goal, to protect his family. Being Hokage is a child's dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Son of War by MrWriterWriter reviews
Summary pending on if enough people want me to continue it myself. Aside from that..Rated M for violence and mature content.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U.
Big Green Machine Uzumaki by MrWriterWriter reviews
Naruto/Incredible Hulk crossover. Unfortunately I can't think of a good summary for this one..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Innocent addiction, the scarecrows lily by baby-kitsune9 reviews
she went there to hide and recover from her wounds. the working women and the madam often helping her in exchange for small chores, they liked her. and so did the copy nin who found her working there as a greeter. being rewritten. new chap 11 up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Lavolta Rouge by Whispers in your head reviews
After an attack by drunken villagers, a six-year old Naruto finds his family. A response to pudgypudge's Oblivion/Dark Brotherhood challenge.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate by OniRudra37 reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
All Manner of Horror by Dirty Reid reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inner Beast by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at the age of six. He shows up three years later on the shores of Sea Country. watch Naruto grow up as part human, part demon, and part beast. I've taken over for Tsunami227 (Considering putting up for adoption)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,127 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Bat Lord reviews
naruto gains the bat contract watch as he decides wiether to help or destroy kohana. NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.