Welcome to my profile. Time for my un-annual every few year profile edit. So I've strayed very far from what some of you who may have stuck around remember me as.

So any way I guess I should let you guys know a bit about me, not that you will care very much.

Note: A lot of things I had on my profile before, are probably gonna be deleted or moved around in a orderly fashion (Like I of all people would know order XD) since I have changed quite a bit and all.

Favorite Books/ Series:

Mortal Instruments

Infernal Devices

The Fault in Our Stars

Maximum Ride

Favorite Bands:

Fall Out Boy

The GazettE

Super Junior

Skillet

Breaking Benjamin

If it hasn't quite become evident yet, I am a big anime fan now.

Animes:

Black Butler

Ouran HSHC

Hetalia

Trinity Blood

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

Baccano!

Devil May Cry

Black Blood Brothers

Romeo X Juliet

xxxHolic

Kind of an interesting mix of different animes wouldn't you say? Darker ones that involves demons and vampires to cheerful ones that have a girl stuck with a lot of different guys. Yes I'm a twisted person if you can't tell :D

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reasons you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs and Grandma and Grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD, GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... Just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: Continue walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipe your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: Go up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, malec 4 eva ,DarkQueenOfBlood, Stefanlover12

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.

It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK,so I must be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I must worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH ,so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am American so i must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD ,so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC so I must be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST BE lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile,

if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana,

SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314,

Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek,

Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, Stefanlover12

Put your Ipod on shuffel and copy down the song

Opening Credits: Drown by Three Days Grace

Birth: Poprocks and Coke by Green Day

First Day at School: Wake me Up When September Ends by Green Day

Falling in Love: Good Life by Three Days Grace

Fight Song: Warning by Green Day

Breaking Up: Peacemaker by Green Day

Prom: Knives and Pens Acoustic Version by Black Veil Brides

Life: Wake Up by Three Days Grace

Mental Breakdown: Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day

Driving: Geek Stink Breath by Green Day

Flashback: See the Light by Green Day

Wedding: Are We The Waiting by Green Day

Birth Of Child: Beautiful Remains by Black Veil Brides

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Burn by Three Days Grace

Death Scene: Minority by Green Day

Funeral: Scared by Three Days Grace

End Credits: Whatsername by Green Day

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your

name and copy and paste this into your

profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys,

Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya

Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan,

Art is a bang XD, ht4eva, Stefanlover12

You know when you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12

Type your name with a cd case and DON'T look:wryuyfj65

Type your name with your knuckles:stefanlover12

Type your name with your nose:stefanhloovfe4rt52123

Type your name with your elbow:stefvasznmloovccerrt12

Type your name with your feet:sa5tre3wrtfgaqnhmjol9ovvfgber4t5r122222342

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking:sgefsnkoh5y

Type your name with your pinky and don't look:sretwkp0766

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking:stefanmlover123

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel , Stefanlover12, h/t4eva

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to go up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thrown a banana at somebody, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it into you profile and add you name to the list. AnimeKityCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revanant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, the Reading Maid, Kiya-san, Cha-chan-hyper, h/t4eva, Stefanlover12

10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the

radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station,

say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say,

“I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only

person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can

you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random

songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait!

We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start

singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over

2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a

year"

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car

With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer

At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't

DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do

Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks

Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine

Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write

For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance

With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see

how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to

eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and

Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't

Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking

lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Its Called ... THERAPY

How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, ht4eva, Stefanlover12,

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .

Questions I'm sure you've never asked things to ponder:

Can you mindwipe a vampire??

Can a vampire go into a coma?

What happens if a werewolf is bitten by a vampire??

If a vampire gets shot, does the bullet reflect off of him/her?

Is there such a thing as a vampire dog? Or any other animal, for that matter?

What came first: the chicken or the egg? (drop it. Just drop it.)

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile

If you can't read the word,djytshkyrshfusd, copy this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson/Opal Koboi, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when hebreaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

Don’t analyze my beliefs, and I won’t pick out the flaws in yours

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG!

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde

Truth is beautiful without doubt, but then so are lies .

Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?”

I am not weird, I’m gifted.

Our thoughts and our imaginations are the only real limits to our
possibilities.

Really Dumb Store labels.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a surprise.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, Stefanlover12

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Draye who got it from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!)

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile!

Lame Jokes

They're undeniably stupid... but they make me laugh anyway.

Batteries are the most melodramatic inamimate object. They don't just run out... THEY DIE!

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement... I'd be unstoppable!

To err is to human... but to utterly foul things up requires a computer.

To be or not to be... that's not really a question.

When life hands you lemons... just add tequila and salt.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third man ducked.

There were two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other "gee it's hot in here" and the other muffin says "oh my gosh it's a talking muffin!"

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile

If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, Pinkpigeontowa,Starlight Death, ht4eva,

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, Pinkpigeontowa, ht4eva, Stefanlover12

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

1. If someone asks "What's wrong?" you respond:

Before the Lobotomy by Green Day

2. Your first kiss:

Never Give In by Black Veil Brides

3. A pet passes away:

Sick of me by Green Day

4. Moving into a new house:

Perfect Weapon by Black Veil Brides

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:

Gone Forever by Three Days Grace

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:

American Eulogy by Green Day

7. How do you feel today:

Walking Contradiction by Green Day

8. Your thoughts on your crush:

When I Come Around by Green Day

9. What is 7 82?

Carolyn by Black Veil Brides

10. How would you describe your personality:

21 Guns by Green Day

11. Your biggest secret:

Restless Heart Syndrome

12. Thoughts on your best friend:

Brat by Green Day

13. Thoughts on your socks:

Tight Wad Hill by Green Day

14. Something you notice about the opposite gender:

Born Like This by Three Days Grace

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:

Home by Three Days Grace

16. What's your life story:

Last Night on Earth by Green Day

17. Your motto:

Sweet Blasphemy by Black Veil Brides

18. Song at your funeral:

Holiday by Green Day

19. Something you think about daily:

See the Light by Green Day

20. Your life purpose:

East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day

21. Your friends thoughts of you:

Basket Case by Green Day

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:

Break by Three Days Grace

Mhm another one of these lol

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

1. If someone asks "What's wrong?" you respond:

Savior by Rise Against

2. Your first kiss:

Reila by GazettE

3. A pet passes away:

Born to Be Wild- Adam Lambert

4. Moving into a new house:

What do You Want From Me by Adam Lambert

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:

Fever by Adam Lambert

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:

Jizz in My Pants by The Lonely Island

7. How do you feel today:

Monochrome No Kiss by SID

8. Your thoughts on your crush:

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

9. What is 7 82?

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

10. How would you describe your personality:

You Are So Beautiful by Escape the Fate

11. Your biggest secret:

Better Than I Know Myself by Adam Lambert

12. Thoughts on your best friend:

Aftermath by Adam Lambert

13. Thoughts on your socks:

Super Girl by Super Junior

14. Something you notice about the opposite gender:

Perfection by Super Junior M

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:

No Boundaries by Adam Lambert

16. What's your life story:

Social Riot Machine by GazettE

17. Your motto:

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

18. Song at your funeral:

Burial Applicant by GazettE

19. Something you think about daily:

Guren by GazettE

20. Your life purpose:

I Have A Black Belt in Awesome by The Monster Goes Rawr

21. Your friends thoughts of you:

Break Me by Gazette

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:

Situations by Escape the Fate