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Joined 06-06-08, id: 1597541, Profile Updated: 07-22-13
Author has written 4 stories for Rush Hour, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mortal Instruments.

Welcome to my profile. Time for my un-annual every few year profile edit. So I've strayed very far from what some of you who may have stuck around remember me as.

So any way I guess I should let you guys know a bit about me, not that you will care very much.

Note: A lot of things I had on my profile before, are probably gonna be deleted or moved around in a orderly fashion (Like I of all people would know order XD) since I have changed quite a bit and all.

Favorite Books/ Series:

Mortal Instruments

Infernal Devices

The Fault in Our Stars

Maximum Ride


Favorite Bands:

Fall Out Boy

The GazettE

Super Junior

Skillet

Breaking Benjamin


If it hasn't quite become evident yet, I am a big anime fan now.

Animes:

Black Butler

Ouran HSHC

Hetalia

Trinity Blood

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

Baccano!

Devil May Cry

Black Blood Brothers

Romeo X Juliet

xxxHolic

Kind of an interesting mix of different animes wouldn't you say? Darker ones that involves demons and vampires to cheerful ones that have a girl stuck with a lot of different guys. Yes I'm a twisted person if you can't tell :D


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reasons you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs and Grandma and Grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD, GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... Just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: Continue walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipe your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: Go up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, malec 4 eva ,DarkQueenOfBlood, Stefanlover12

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.

It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS


For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK,so I must be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I must worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH ,so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am American so i must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD ,so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC so I must be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST BE lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile,

if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana,

SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314,

Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek,

Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, Stefanlover12


Put your Ipod on shuffel and copy down the song

Opening Credits: Drown by Three Days Grace

Birth: Poprocks and Coke by Green Day

First Day at School: Wake me Up When September Ends by Green Day

Falling in Love: Good Life by Three Days Grace

Fight Song: Warning by Green Day

Breaking Up: Peacemaker by Green Day

Prom: Knives and Pens Acoustic Version by Black Veil Brides

Life: Wake Up by Three Days Grace

Mental Breakdown: Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day

Driving: Geek Stink Breath by Green Day

Flashback: See the Light by Green Day

Wedding: Are We The Waiting by Green Day

Birth Of Child: Beautiful Remains by Black Veil Brides

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Burn by Three Days Grace

Death Scene: Minority by Green Day

Funeral: Scared by Three Days Grace

End Credits: Whatsername by Green Day

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your

name and copy and paste this into your

profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys,

Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya

Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan,

Art is a bang XD, ht4eva, Stefanlover12


You know when you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12


Type your name with a cd case and DON'T look:wryuyfj65

Type your name with your knuckles:stefanlover12

Type your name with your nose:stefanhloovfe4rt52123

Type your name with your elbow:stefvasznmloovccerrt12

Type your name with your feet:sa5tre3wrtfgaqnhmjol9ovvfgber4t5r122222342

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking:sgefsnkoh5y

Type your name with your pinky and don't look:sretwkp0766

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking:stefanmlover123


If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel , Stefanlover12, h/t4eva

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to go up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thrown a banana at somebody, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it into you profile and add you name to the list. AnimeKityCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revanant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, the Reading Maid, Kiya-san, Cha-chan-hyper, h/t4eva, Stefanlover12


10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the

radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station,

say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say,

“I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only

person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can

you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random

songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait!

We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start

singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over

2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a

year"

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car

With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer

At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't

DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do

Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks

Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine

Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write

For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance

With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see

how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to

eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and

Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't

Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking

lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy,

We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Its Called ... THERAPY


How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, ht4eva, Stefanlover12,

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .


Questions I'm sure you've never asked things to ponder:

Can you mindwipe a vampire??

Can a vampire go into a coma?

What happens if a werewolf is bitten by a vampire??

If a vampire gets shot, does the bullet reflect off of him/her?

Is there such a thing as a vampire dog? Or any other animal, for that matter?

What came first: the chicken or the egg? (drop it. Just drop it.)

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile

If you can't read the word,djytshkyrshfusd, copy this to your profile


If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson/Opal Koboi, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when hebreaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"


1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.


When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

Don’t analyze my beliefs, and I won’t pick out the flaws in yours

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I'm not closed-minded; you’re just WRONG!

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde

Truth is beautiful without doubt, but then so are lies .

Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?”

I am not weird, I’m gifted.

Our thoughts and our imaginations are the only real limits to our
possibilities.


Really Dumb Store labels.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a surprise.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".


If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly M, xXJayjayXx, ht4eva, Stefanlover12


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile


If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Draye who got it from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!)

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile!


Lame Jokes

They're undeniably stupid... but they make me laugh anyway.

Batteries are the most melodramatic inamimate object. They don't just run out... THEY DIE!

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement... I'd be unstoppable!

To err is to human... but to utterly foul things up requires a computer.

To be or not to be... that's not really a question.

When life hands you lemons... just add tequila and salt.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third man ducked.

There were two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other "gee it's hot in here" and the other muffin says "oh my gosh it's a talking muffin!"


Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile

If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, Pinkpigeontowa,Starlight Death, ht4eva,


If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.


30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, Pinkpigeontowa, ht4eva, Stefanlover12


If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

1. If someone asks "What's wrong?" you respond:

Before the Lobotomy by Green Day

2. Your first kiss:

Never Give In by Black Veil Brides

3. A pet passes away:

Sick of me by Green Day

4. Moving into a new house:

Perfect Weapon by Black Veil Brides

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:

Gone Forever by Three Days Grace

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:

American Eulogy by Green Day

7. How do you feel today:

Walking Contradiction by Green Day

8. Your thoughts on your crush:

When I Come Around by Green Day

9. What is 7 82?

Carolyn by Black Veil Brides

10. How would you describe your personality:

21 Guns by Green Day

11. Your biggest secret:

Restless Heart Syndrome

12. Thoughts on your best friend:

Brat by Green Day

13. Thoughts on your socks:

Tight Wad Hill by Green Day

14. Something you notice about the opposite gender:

Born Like This by Three Days Grace

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:

Home by Three Days Grace

16. What's your life story:

Last Night on Earth by Green Day

17. Your motto:

Sweet Blasphemy by Black Veil Brides

18. Song at your funeral:

Holiday by Green Day

19. Something you think about daily:

See the Light by Green Day

20. Your life purpose:

East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day

21. Your friends thoughts of you:

Basket Case by Green Day

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:

Break by Three Days Grace


Mhm another one of these lol

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

1. If someone asks "What's wrong?" you respond:

Savior by Rise Against

2. Your first kiss:

Reila by GazettE

3. A pet passes away:

Born to Be Wild- Adam Lambert

4. Moving into a new house:

What do You Want From Me by Adam Lambert

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:

Fever by Adam Lambert

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:

Jizz in My Pants by The Lonely Island

7. How do you feel today:

Monochrome No Kiss by SID

8. Your thoughts on your crush:

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

9. What is 7 82?

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

10. How would you describe your personality:

You Are So Beautiful by Escape the Fate

11. Your biggest secret:

Better Than I Know Myself by Adam Lambert

12. Thoughts on your best friend:

Aftermath by Adam Lambert

13. Thoughts on your socks:

Super Girl by Super Junior

14. Something you notice about the opposite gender:

Perfection by Super Junior M

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:

No Boundaries by Adam Lambert

16. What's your life story:

Social Riot Machine by GazettE

17. Your motto:

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

18. Song at your funeral:

Burial Applicant by GazettE

19. Something you think about daily:

Guren by GazettE

20. Your life purpose:

I Have A Black Belt in Awesome by The Monster Goes Rawr

21. Your friends thoughts of you:

Break Me by Gazette

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:

Situations by Escape the Fate


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Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Mortal Embarrassment and Other Flirting Techniques by mysteryssister reviews
Magnus is at the top of the social ladder, and Alec is the anti-social new kid. Drama ensues, always helped along by Ragnor, Jace, and Isabelle. Plus there's a little issue with Hodge and his serious psychosis. High school AU, all human. COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,723 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Babysitting, Shadowhunter Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Alec has to baby sit his twin, 4 year old cousins? And when you throw Magnus into the mix? R&R, please. Malec. Rated T because you never know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
How to tell him by Bluesparkzzz reviews
Holly's got a secret...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,039 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What I Did at the Old City,by Urdnot Mordin, Age 5 by Foxfire1 reviews
"We'll name one of the kids after him. Maybe a girl." Unabashed familial fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - U. Wrex
To Conspire With an Antivan by Lilou88 reviews
Isabela knows Hawke still cares for Fenris after all this time, even if she'd never admit it. Feed up with seeing her friend so depressed, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Hawke's group comes across a certain former assassin from her past, Isabela quickly hatches a plan with his help to get the mage the attention she deserves.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,147 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Zevran A.
Out West to Kirkwall by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Wild West AU. Hawke returns to Kirkwall upon the news of her mother's death. Home isn't home, under the rule of tyrannical Sheriff Meredith and over run by the Blood Pack outlaws. With the help of an outlaw's white-haired tattooed slave, a handsome amber-eyed deputy, and a blonde bartender who is more than he appears, Hawke will make a stand to reclaim her home. Full DAII cast.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Intoxication by Winterbeauti reviews
When Scarlett Dante new partner is woken by dreams of an erotic nature she finds herself wondering if she's made the right decision to stay and work for Dante after her fathers mob has been whipped out. Not to mention the attraction she feels towards him.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,949 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Dante - Complete
Dance Lessons by Kagegetsuoni reviews
Ciels 18th birthday is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than a big party. Except Ciel doesn't know how to dance...maybe his butler can help him. THIS IS YAOI M/M DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!Disclaimer: The boys are not mine T T
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Fancy Meeting You Here by thinkdragonage reviews
Varric is shocked and pleased when the King and Queen of Ferelden show up at the Hanged Man for a night of fun on the town. However, even the imaginative dwarf could never have predicted the twists and turns this evening will entail. Rating will change with later chapters. Warning: infidelity within.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,018 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] [Isabela, Fenris]
Unintended by Morbid Zanna reviews
AU Malec. Alec - a small town boy; Magnus - a hot new neighbor; This relationship is doomed to fail. Or is it? Rated for crude language and erotic content in the near future
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Bane of My Existence by Jay's Island reviews
Set in high school. Alec's the new kid. The school is run by a guy named Bane. Will Bane live up to his name? What will happen? read and find out! Malec boyxboy dont like dont read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Last of His Line by Lady Celestria reviews
When Bartrand was killed when the lyrium idol sent him crazy, Varric believed he was the last of the Tethras bloodline, until one day he receives a mysterious letter that doesn't say who the sender was. Hawke immediately helps Varric out and everyone goes on a trip around Thedas that will see the return of familiar faces, spark rivalries and rekindle lost romance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,870 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Varric T. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Father Files by Arty vs Eddie reviews
Arty has a kid, Anna Sophia, who, like himself is a genius with a special gift... 'My many layers of vision had kept me out of trouble. Then I met him.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Soul Mates by Pendragon22 reviews
A story consisting of short one-shots about Shepard and Garrus from the beginning to the end and just a little beyond. Because at their core, they were meant for each other. Alternates POV's as best as I can. Events will follow in chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 20,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Slipping by Lindira reviews
In his final days, Thane slips into memories of his last love. A love story in glimpses and stolen moments. F!ShepxThane. Spoilers for Mass Effect 3. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Break me, Shake me by Kiara45 reviews
After the death of their Mom, Ed and Al move in with Winry. Now taking on high school they deal with love, drama, and their own inner demons. While Al is enjoying everything life has in store. Ed battles his emotions. Takes place in modern times.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,025 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Balance of Power by Sereneffect reviews
Commander Shepard is always in control and doesn't give that up easily. So what happens when someone takes it from her? Oneshot, rated for SMUT and language. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Of Mischief and Men by Sinistra-sama reviews
When the female crew members of the Normandy decide it's would be a good idea to mettle in Shepard's private life, she decides to play along. With Garrus's assistance of course. Takes place during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Though Far Away, We're Still the Same by Carving Stars reviews
Will, Jem thinks, is like a disease. Slash, first time, pre-series.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Malec Lambert by AnEarthlyKnight reviews
Series of Magnus and Alec oneshots based on Adam Lambert songs. Non-Beta'd. Rated T for sexually suggestive content and language. Sorry the title is lame... it will change eventually.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Best Present to Give by Lady Celestria reviews
A little Christmas present for my followers. Hawke holds Christmas at her estate, but what presents are in store for her and her friends this year? Rated M for a sex scene. A secret pairing inspired by MusicalRain!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
A kinda heavy joke by Moije reviews
Ed has to move in with Roy. Not that he don't like it. But will he be able to hide his condition? And will Roy remember what he shouldn't have forgot? Yaoi. Mpreg. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Wrapped in Romance by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
Sequel to Locked in Love. When Roy's parents come to visit, can his and Edward's love last when they don't know even know he's gay? What happens when they bring a girl into all of this? Can they make it to the wedding day without it all falling to pieces? [RoyEd Yaoi Slash] Epilogue is now up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,289 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Get The Story Straight by SoddingMuses reviews
Just a little drabble about what happened after the defeat of the Arishok. Inspired by a crazy gif that made it's way around tumblr and the discussion of how unheroic Hawke's fight with the Qunari was.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Breaking Beautifully by Tama-Mori reviews
RoyxEd Vacation starting and the only two people left are Ed and Roy. Everything seems normal, until Ed has a breakdown. Roy comforts him and a new relationship begins. Rated M for later stuff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
The Concert by Ever Sparks reviews
Alec goes to an Adam Lambert concert. Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Light in the Darkness by KaariJGib reviews
Trapped in a cave, and someone is afraid of the dark... Gabe Hawke and Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Deathless by OMhypothesis reviews
Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Phantomhive Manor Panic by me.no.know reviews
A strange occurence sends the members of the Ouran High School Host Club back in time to the Victorian period in England where they meet the Black Butler.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009
A Story To Tell, Missing Chapter by lissy303 reviews
Set between chapters two and three of A Story to Tell. Arya has broken down and has told Alistair everything... about where she came from, who she left behind, and her interactions with Duncan. Alistair is compelled to comfort her... in a very different way. My first attempt at smut, not safe for work!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Truth or Dare by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
our fav Mortal Instruments characters gather up for a game of truth or dare..RATED T FOR INSANITY!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Stay for the Show by SammyJeanCena reviews
After their 'dance' Shepard invites James up to her cabin for more dancing. The horizontal kind. ; Warning Some Spoilers. Just so you know.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
High School Love by Lizzybear54 reviews
WARNING: This is YAOI meaning boyxboy! If you don't like, don't read! Edward Elric is starting high school, and meets the handsome Roy Mustang for the first time. Will something happen along the way? Find out! Plz review! RoyxEd 4ever! ON HIATUS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,213 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Through the Storm by mbrattoo reviews
Magnus is a sophomore in college and majoring in the arts. Alec is a freshman majoring in law. When their paths cross, will they be able to overcome their pasts in order to include each other in their present? AU but, they're still Downworlders/Nephilim.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,919 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Highschool: The Maximum Ride way by FlockLuver2314 reviews
Max lives with her dad, but he sends her off to live with her mother, brother and sister. Will she be able to handle moving. Will the mysterious black haired dude become over protective? AH Please Read. Better than it sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Max, Fang
The gang reads by ginnyrules27 reviews
On one wild and wet afternoon, the gang or what's left of it finds Pony's theme from two years ago. What will they do? Read it of course! Rating is for any swearing the characters may do. Now is Co-authored with Lupelovell345
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,057 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
When the Past and Present Meet by JacindaWeire reviews
After killing a minotaur like demon, Jace finds a silver disc. It turns out to be a time machine. Jace, Clary, Isabelle, and Alec meet Will, Tessa, Jessamine, and Jem. Magnus meets his past self.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Jace W., Will H.
Mortal Instruments Idol by IamSpaceman reviews
What happens when Isabelle forces Alec and Jace to try out for American Idol with her? Read to find out! AH AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Cliched Love Story by GO NATURE reviews
Alec is new in New York, and doesn't get the High School caste system, where Magnus is the golden top and hes the dirt, so Magnus decides to show him his place, whether with Alec's humiliation, an ostentatious attitude or a heart break. Or all three. AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Soldiers and Sailors by B-Rated reviews
Making a warrior takes eighteen years, fixing one can hopefully take less than that. Soldiers and Sailors is a hospital dedicated to healing the wounded and scarred military men and women just to ship them back out. This is where Jean meets Roy. AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Jean H., Roy M.
Pumpkins Make People Crazyyyyy! by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Random craic with your favourite twins! Pumpkins, raccoons and deliberately confusing Haruhi. Could only be the Hitachiins! Ch.85's up and everyone is related
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
limit by pixies.rock.hard reviews
After Angeline Fowl found out about her son's undeground adventures, she had dragged her son across continents, until they landed in Italy, which held more surprises than an average mother-son trip can hold. A PRH crossover novel. Aka temporary title. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
Darry's unicorn by S13foreverfan101 reviews
pony can't sleep, but when he does, he has the strangest dreams.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Darry C.
He's Mine by BlackSachi reviews
Ciel has been keep at orphanage since he is 10 year old after his parents were killed.He wants a revenge.Tanaka is a wealthy man that want to adopt him. what happaned when he meet Tanaka's son.what secret does this family hold? SebXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Welcome to World Camp! by ForeverTwin611 reviews
World Meetings haven't been going as well as the nation's bosses had been hoping. So they've decided to change that! How? By sending all of them to a secluded camp for a year to work out their issues, of course! Pack up your things! We're going to camp!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,273 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Pains of the Heart by AkumaxXxSurebu reviews
When the contract's over and they both want more, what'll happen YAOI mature content inside cielXsebby others too:D other warnings: hints of shouta, language. You were warned.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Breakfast Club by Patricia Sage reviews
Based off of the 80's teen movie of the same title, exept with TMI characters. Clary, Alec, Jace, Isabelle, and Magnus are 5 teens from seperate cliques forced into Saturday detention. What will happen when they have to spend 8 hours together? M/A, J/C.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Stay with me by missippi-twists reviews
hormones fly off the scale for our dear little Ciel. My, what's the cause i wonder?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Sorry to Burst Your Bubble by T.J. Lauren reviews
In which Perry has no sense of personal space, Harry is flexible, and Harmony doesn't really mind. Perry/Harry/Harmony, Based on deviantArt's kiss memes.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry L., Perry v.S., Harmony L.
Idris Academy by Yellowverse reviews
What happens when Alec Lightwood is thrown into Idris Academy, the elitist of all boarding schools? the answer is anything. Malec. Rated M for safety. Features characters from both TMI and TID.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
An Unexpected Miracle by imaginess reviews
The life of Alec and Magnus will never be the same after something nearly impossible happens. Crap summery.-MPREG, MPREG, MPREG! Got that people? That's right, Malec MPREG!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,739 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Opposites Attract More Than Anything by IamSpaceman reviews
This is a story of all the mi characters as normal teens going to a normal high school. You know you want to read it, it's a malec for goodness sake! Rated teen cuz I'm paranoid and I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it yet. Formally MIHS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,787 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Someone Like You by Paramore7 reviews
"I heard that you've settled down, that you've found a girl and you're married now..." After their break-up, Alec and Magnus have troubles letting eachother go-even after Alec's marriage. Songfic written in sections. Malec...kind of...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
So Random by Lucky the Soldier reviews
Ponyboy wakes up one morning totally clueless. Every one in the gang is either hungover or missing. "What the heck happened last night?" The only evidence of the past events is Johnny's Polaroid!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Hetalia and Ouran randomness! by LinaDestin2 reviews
This is a game I play with my cousins where we each make up a part of the story and don't tell each other what it is until we put them all together. The short stories that result end up being totally random and hilarious!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
Birdcage A MI karaoke fic by funkyhats reviews
the gang go out to the new birdcage karaoke bar. just a karaoke fic i have started for you, YOU SAY WHO YOU WANT TO SING WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO SING. so basically this is your fic, if this is going to work, you, yes you need to R&R immedantly please :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
MIU by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
Alec is in college and he meets Magnus. I have yet to see this done so I'm gonna do it! XD The summary sucks but the story doesn't. All human! AlecxMagnus ClaryxJace IsabellexSimon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's not exactly a honeymoon by faithful muse reviews
Pre-CoFA. Alec and Magnus take a little vacation.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Collection of 100 word Malec Drabbles by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
Title is self-explanatory. Just sharing the Malec love. Short and sweet. SLASH and I guess a T rating.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Two Black Tuxedos by MCRmygirl reviews
The long-awaited wedding between Alec and Magnus. Major fluffiness. : Malec, Yaoi shipping DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Cold December's Memories by The Ryanne reviews
Germany is suffering from painful flashbacks. Total angst on my opinion of how Germany reacts to Prussia's death as a country the character, though, will live on always . Fist published fanfic, so please be nice .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany
Just for the Summer by Im.losing.hope reviews
Alec moves to Texas with his family. Magnus is the cute boy next door. Will there be romance between these two? Or is this just for the summer? Rated T R&R Alec/Magnus. Slash.. AU All Human! HIATUS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Moe Moe Pasta Cafe by chibimeli reviews
Feliciano is heartbroken that Ludwig can't visit him anymore because he has his own cafe to run. Determined to be with his loved one, Feliciano decides to work in Ludwig's 'Moe Moe Pasta Cafe', an all-boys maid cafe! GerIta with lots of background noises.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Why does the world hate me? by xXChipmunksXx reviews
Artemis attempts suicide but not everything goes according to plan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
College Memories by MeltingMetal315 reviews
Edward Elric, a child prodigy, is housed in the same dorm as Central University's womanizer, Roy Mustang. Roy finds himself falling for Edward, unable to resist himself. What's Edward to say about it? RoyEd AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
I Won't Forget by SerynnLux reviews
What if, after death, you could send someone a letter? What would you say? For Will and Jem it's a chance to say one last final goodbye. Jem may be gone, but Will will never forget him. Rating for later chapters!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
The Adventures Of Chairman Meow by Shuichi Saito reviews
Chairman Meow was sat in the middle of it, covered in thick mud, a stick stuck to his back, and leaves stuck all over his body – including one on his forehead. "So" Alec commented "I take it you don't want another cat?" MALEC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B.
Seventeen Again by LadyRin98790 reviews
What happens when Holly becomes a human and she has to go back to high school with Artemis? Well you'll have to read to find out. No flaming! Chapter 14 in progress still! I am soooo sorry for the wait AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Loot by Poisonous Slumber reviews
Sebastian Michaelis is quite curious about a new face hanging around his apartment-and Ciel Phantomhive can't help but wonder why this man is so determined to help him out. Seb x Ciel, Fin x Bard, and a few more. M for lemon in later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,549 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you by animal.luver22 reviews
Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Artemis Interacts with the General Public by Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis interacts with the general public.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Odd Jobs by NellieTodd reviews
Mrs. Lovett working in Dunkin Donuts? Sweeney working as a doctor's assitant? What if all the characters took various jobs? Rated T fr language...may change...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Easy To Fix by shortierockette reviews
"He was a good kid who didn't deserve to die. I'm a hood who doesn't deserve to live. Well, I sure as hell can't do nothing 'bout the first one. But the second's easy to fix." Now that Johnny's gone, Dally only sees one last option.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Cross Dressing Equals Fun? by RamenNoodlesXD reviews
It all started with a secret. A secret that Johnny would do anything to keep. Now he learns just how sadistic Greaser girls can be. Meanwhile, Darry is amused. This story is currently discontinued; PM me if you want to adopt it.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Johnny C.
Holy Homosexual High School, Batman! by Skadiyoko reviews
Two new transfer students are about to join a reather..unusual group of friends. Will the Italian twins be anything like they imagine? Not at all. Gilbert, don't believe everything Feliks gossips about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
We Are Kings and Queens by DeviantSlashGod reviews
My Lord is rather affectionate this morning, isn't he?" Kyouya x Tamaki, eventual yaoi. The twins decide that enough is enough, and they will sort out this sexual frustration one way or another, even if it meant locking them in a closet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,855 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
The three of them by creepweirdoloser reviews
Ed and Roy are in a relationship and Ed finds out that Roy has a kid. And suddenly Ed and Roy realize that they will be parents... Ed/Roy, drabbles of one big picture
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Bet by Alex Freakin' Way reviews
Ponyboy never was a good gambler...
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Life in Tulsa Ain't So Ordinary by tiffany59 reviews
This is life in Tulsa when Tiffany and the characters of the Outsiders are not filming 'Curious? Ask A Lot Of Questions' Yes this is a parody, so not meant to offend anyone! Mary-Sues, fanbrats, and randomness! Ideas will be put into consideration! R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010
Stray by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Roy Mustang was once a Brigadier General. Now, he is enjoying his retirement. However, it all comes to a halt when he finds a boy in a near-by park with cat ears...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,189 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Locked In Love by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
Edward is snowed in school for the weekend with his new teacher: the handsome, young, Roy Mustang. Will he discover all the secrets Edward has kept covered up for so long? 121,061 views! Sequel is complete! 'Wrapped in Romance' [Royed Yaoi slash lemon child abuse]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,251 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Naughty Ciel by RainbowGummyRawrz reviews
Ciel was bored one day with all the piles and piles of paperwork he had to work on and decided to play a little game on his demonic lov- I mean Butler but thinks the outcome will be interesting...Find out the outcome of his little game in Naughty Ciel!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Happy FMA Day by Annie May Detective reviews
What does the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist do on October third? *Crack* *Rushed* *Short Like Ed; mwahaha * *Oneshot*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
The Scorpion and The Toad by MonkeyCracker reviews
AU. Roy Mustang is a very successful writer. He had money, looks, fame – he had everything. Besides something to do. That is, until he decided to follow Edward around… and write a book about him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Save Me From Myself by iBravery reviews
Edward is tired of life and just wants to let go of everything – but a certain black haired male won't let him do that. - I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, sadly. -
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Fangs and Dreams by silvers-edge reviews
A shadow flittered around Roy Mustang's room, comming to rest of the end of his bed. What does this figure want from Roy, and why does this figure have glowing eyes? Rated M for mature content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Total Drama Fruits Basket by Silver-the-Umbreon reviews
The Fruits Basket characters go to a game show called Total Drama and compete for the prize of 100,000 dollars and a wish-come-true! Who could possibly win? And who in the world is Tina?
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
Sweet tooth by J96C reviews
Its surprising how one evening, baking desserts, can bring two people together. Review! M for furture chapter. STILL GOING ON
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Black Host Club by bluedragonkai reviews
Ciel Phantomhive was the new kid in Ouran Highschool. He thought everything was going to be easy. Though he was about to learn very quickly how hard things were going to get.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/16/2010
Blonde Cat by Kuro no Sora reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Edward gets mixed with a cat and becomes a boy with cat ears and a tail. With this, he is forced to live with Roy Mustang, but he just cant keep his hands off of the adorable neko. Rated M for language and some smut. EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Visit to Walmart by AnimeMinion reviews
More Crackfic-ness. The Host Club goes to Walmart.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Tamaki S.
Only Slytherin by SarcasticTraitor reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
How To Make Artemis Fowl Fall In Love by Treegirl4 reviews
3 young film and drama students decide that for their 'How to...' project they will make a movie on how to make Artemis Fowl- the boy famous for showing no interest in girls- fall in love. But what happens when things don't go quite according to plan?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Attacked! by RoseRedMisery reviews
Artemis!Werewolf fic. Arty/Holly. "Foaly was at a loss for words. Artemis Fowl had just thrown a boy his own size across a room. Since when could he do that!" Lots of OC's to keep things fresh, slight Arty/OC slash but you'll get over it. Post-TTP DONE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,425 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Twilighted Version by AvrilSays reviews
While trekking in Britain, the Cullens come across a suspicious looking ruin, which turns out to be a school of magic - Hogwarts. Soon, the Cullens are lured into the world of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
If Artemis Was by pixies.rock.hard reviews
If Artemis was Obama's idol, what the hell would happen to the world? What if Artemis decided to design his own clothing line? What would happen if Arty worked at Mcdonald's? Find out in this new random PRH original! R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Artemis F.
Compromise Measures by Salome Sensei reviews
An ongoing series of oneshots and drabbles for Mustang/Hughes lovers. Adults only, please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
One bad thing after another by AkatsukiRock101 reviews
What happens when the cross-dressing Ritsu is Kyouya's lawyer for the day? Well, see for yourself! One-shot. Work of boredom. Please feel free to R&R
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Ritsu S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Uncle Jules! by Lulu-fifi reviews
Julius Root takes in Holly after an incident that leaves her without a home. What will happen? Dun dun dun duh! It's much better than it sounds I promise. Rating just in case. H/R don't like don't read.I won't cry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
The Bet by seaweedfma reviews
Roy loses a bet to Maes and as a result, he has to babysit Elysia. Read about how he lost the bet and how the night of babysitting a 3 year old went. Roy x Maes, Maes x Gracia, and of course we have Elysia as well. Rated Mature for the first chapter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Social Problems by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
No one likes Misto, and he becomes sad. But Tugger decides to cheer him up! I know, it's a drabble thing and I actually continued it! There are so many things wrong with this story...but read! UPDATED: Chapter 7 is up!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
10 Ways To Annoy by WolfletteMoon reviews
10 ways to annoy various Artemis Fowl characters. If you don't like these lists, then don't read them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Forget Me Not by Liris reviews
Series of songfics. Most will be from the books directly, but some are original scenes. Involves character death canon, mostly A/H. I will take requests, for ships and songs/book sections.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
Heart Shaped Crystal by Silver Ice Rain reviews
Two hearts broke because her confession wasn't taken seriously. But now that heartbreak is destroying what they have now, and what could be. And someone's back. Or maybe it's not her... AF/HS. AF/MP at the very beginning. Yuck.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Greg House Versus Artemis Fowl by Stolas reviews
The genuine article. I finally got this thing off the ground and would love any reviews you might have. Involves Greg House, Artemis Fowl, Time and dimensional travel, Wilson, Holly, Mulch and others. PM or email me if you want a hand in this!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Artemis F., G. House
The Camping Trip by Splodge-Rox reviews
Foaly has the bright idea to force Holly, Artemis and Mulch to go on a camping trip with him. To Holly and Artemis it seems like pure torture. But will something happen to make them change their minds? Rated T just because I'm paranoid XD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In The Begining by gavrochelives reviews
Holly Short has just gone missing and Trouble Kelp is remembering their adventures as kids
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Like Father, Like Daughter: Round One by demented cookies reviews
Artemis III is nothing like her father, a wealthy businessman. But then she overhears her parents in a private conversation...please R&R. Rated for mild language and what might happen in later chapters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Artemis F.
The Question by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- There was one question that Artemis dreaded more than death itself.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Play by Liris reviews
Arty has to reherse for a school play, much to his disgust. Unfortunately, Holly is the one who's agreed to help him reherse... A/H fluff, rating may go up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
No One Ever Calls Me Just To Say Hello by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Smitten Smiting by Chocolate Addiction reviews
Three angry greek goddesses, a supergenius, an elf back from the dead, an evil pixie, and a REALLY big house. This spells nothing but trouble...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Artemis F., Julius R.
Surprise! by Dutchman02 reviews
It's Holly's 87th, or 90th, birthday. However, she isn't really looking forward to celebrate her day of birth. Foaly brought here a present that could change her mind. Her birthday starts a new chain of events. Now a series!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Twilight by ludic drunk at a soiree reviews
As Artemis goes through the library to see what books had been added during his absence, he notices some of the fiction Butler has grown attatched to while he was away.Fluff, post TLC. XD sorry if it's kinda wordy- it's my first fic, enjoy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Planets by Bojangles78 reviews
Three years...1095 days, but he knows she will be back, wherever she is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Trouble K., Holly S.
His Foundation by loonacy reviews
Angsty and heated and acknowledges some interesting innuendos where ranking is concerned. Hughes/Mustang. You can't spell SMUT without M.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Syringe Of Terror by FishyGuruKat
What happens when you add a syringe of terror and Artemis Fowl? The answer is . . . a Sesame Street crazed lunatic. Who also likes princesses. And Blues Clues. No pairings in this story except for a little Arty/Elmo, Arty/Princess Pea, etc.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Artemis F.
It's not fair by Roshwen reviews
Removed by the admin, fixed by me. Holly and Trouble are secretly in love. Problem is: Grub loves Holly too, and when he finds out about their romance, he is heartbroken. In a desperate attempt to win Holly's heart, he does something nobody ever expected.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Grub K., Holly S.
The supernaturalist 2 by lilfoi reviews
Two months after the death of Stefan Bashkir, The Supernaturalists are at a stand still in their life, that is until a mysterious girl appears in need of their special talents. A new adventure has arised for the supernaturalist and it will explain it all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007
Artemis, Meet My Good Friend Kindergarten by The Deranged One reviews
Artemis goes to his first EVER day at school. Clearly, he's younger, about 6 or 7.Ever wonder what made Artemis give up on friends? Wonder no more wow...that was corny... . I'm sure this has been done before, but i swear, I'm not copying ideas. my 1st fi
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Greg House versus Artemis Fowl sample by Stolas reviews
Exactly what it sounds like! All of these are "what ifs" that are still in need of background and a coherent story. I need reviews to find what ideas work and what doesn't so please take a look! Surprisingly popular in my oppinion..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Artemis F.
You Are What? by Forgotten Sunrise reviews
Just because you have two genii doesn’t mean that they’ll do smart things. Artemis and Minerva make the biggest mistake of their lives and are forced into a world that they aren’t quite ready for: Parenthood. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008
Someone Else Before by ThePraetorLady reviews
Artemis deals with a clingy Minerva. A/H, of course, and it's flufftastic. Caution: Minerva fans will be offended. Serious Minerva hating going on here. Based on a song, but not really a songfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
If you only knew by wicked-smour reviews
I perceived it was only a stupid crush, yet when I look upon my heart, I discovered that I love you.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Artemis F.
Cold by Pyroluminescence reviews
He was so cold. Hughes/Roy, lemon, yaoi, necrophilia, angst. Do not read if squeamish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
101 Things I Shouldn't Have Learned At The Academy by Major Trouble reviews
A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Trouble K.
falling by pixies.rock.hard reviews
I entered the manor, and met his gaze. His eyes were uneven, He's hair was black. What am I, a girl from a far away 3rd class country, to him? Then he smiled. A genuine smile. I raised my head, then smiled back. I finally belonged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
Who's That Girl by BelieveInMeTonight reviews
Holly's thoughts when Artemis falls for Minerva. Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Intelligence by DramaticTendencies reviews
Misto and Tugger argue about Tugger's brain capacity another drabble written FOR THE GREATER GOOD!...x x Please R&R x
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
For the Greater Good by DramaticTendencies reviews
FOR THE GREATER GOOD WE NEED TO HIT 1000 Cats fanfics..............................xxx
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Valentines day by ht4eva reviews
A humor based story involving Valentines day! H/T. Rated T just in case. Chapter 5 is up! Please review! Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Life of a Swear Toad: Project Love by pixies.rock.hard reviews
Wart: A simpleton with dreams. Varitek: a genius frog with crazy plans and Viro: A spoiled princess type of girl who lives with Holly. 3 different toads from different sides of the world joins up with the same goal. POV of toads, major A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Graveyard shift by purple nail polish Itachi reviews
Holly gets introuble with Trouble and he sentences her to graveyard shift. He desides to do it with her but things spin out of controll fast. I love it when you comment. Even if it's one word comment! Don't be lame and flame. wow that was a bad rhyme.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Trouble's Pov by ht4eva reviews
Just a little songfic. One shot. It's about Troubles feelings after Holly disappears to Hybras. It IS a romance! I'm a devoted H/T shipper. For details, see my pen name! Plz review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Small to big by coolblue110 reviews
Juliet/Artemis moments. From Artemis's birth to whenever I feel like stopping. Very cute and fluffy. TTP spoilers some big. some small. some little some tall. So here you go! rated T to be safe
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Juliet B., Artemis F.
Holly,Root,and ChocolateSugar rush! by Savvyjewel reviews
This is random, but funny! One-shot.PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
A Question by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rush Hour: Chinese Monkey by Cops32 reviews
See if Carter has finally lost it.
Rush Hour - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Pierced by lies by clue1117 reviews
Artimis' lies hurt. Drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Holly S.
Rush Hour: I'm hungry by Cops32 reviews
Carter should have have ordered the nacho's.
Rush Hour - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
World Criminal Court by Cops32 reviews
Carter just doesn't understand.
Rush Hour - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Rush Hour in Paris by Cops32 reviews
Vacationing in Paris for Carter in Lee doesn't go as planned.
Rush Hour - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
An Artemis Fowl Obsession by tomeofenigmas reviews
12 year-old Quinn Davidson is obsessed with Artemis Fowl to the point that she uses him as an imaginary friend. One day, she wishes for the real deal and she gets it! Artemis has to help Quinn if he wants to get back home. At least take a little peek...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Artemis F.
LEP Academy by Holly25Trouble reviews
A random story I made up. It's about Holly's time at the Academy and what happens to her while she's there. Read it and you'll like it! I finally updated! Chapter 4 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Holly S.
Artemis Kissed A Fish by Holly25Trouble reviews
Artemis Kissed A Fish! O.o For my peeps on EC! It's Holly's birthday! This is going to be interesting! Just read it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by fowlgirl19 reviews
The Chase family has a daughter, Diana. They will be staying at Fowl manor for her school term at the newly mixed St. Bartelby's. Diana is overjoyed to meet her parents' old friends but Artemis...not so much. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Corona by Grey's Princess reviews
It's the LEP's 5000th anniversary, and there is a ball. With Caballine in the mix, who knows what will unfold? Rating may increase later. Spoilers For Time Paradox!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hidden Secrets by Holly25Trouble reviews
Hidden Secrets is one of Havens greatest rock bands. That is until their lead singer ends up moving! Now Trouble has to find a new lead singer. It's so much better than the summary. Plz read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Trouble K.
For Lack of a Better Name by Major Trouble reviews
The finale to the seires 'For Lack of a Better Name.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Trouble K., Julius R. - Complete
Changing Minds by Silvertongue15 reviews
Foaly discovers an Opal Koboi device left over after the goblin rebellions and shows it the others. Artemis tries to repair it and ends up accidently switching bodies with Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Artemis In America by Zenith Storm reviews
After Artemis returns from Hybras, his parents send him to an American Public school to "make friends". There he has to deal with everything in your average high school. Rated T for innuendos, and possibly language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Artemis F.
Artemis vs Milk Carton by owlreader reviews
a 4-8 year old artemis battles inanimate objects. are they bombs? do they have the ability to perform simple cognitive functions? lets watch artemis find out. oneshots, just drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Questions by Roshwen reviews
A HT ship about questions. Holly and Trouble have a little game and some questions just need an answer. No plot, actually, but hey. Yes, I know this summary sucks, just go and read the story. And don't forget to review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Artemis at School by Holly25Trouble reviews
Artemis is going to a public school and meets some intersting people. Mainly a girl that he gets a crush on. Everything is going just fine untill the Halloween Ball and a certin fairy shows up.... AFxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Artemis F.
How INF could have ended by Roshwen reviews
If you've read my other story It's not fair, you already know what this means. If you haven't, go and read it. Instead of a wedding, it ends with a funeral. HT, warning for character death
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Trouble K. - Complete
Just Friends by Holly25Trouble reviews
OneShot. SongFic. uh.... yea, I really don't have summary for this. It's the sequil to "One More Day'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Haven High by catsrule reviews
This is a story about Holly and Trouble in high school, and their quest to becoming friends, because at the beginning, Holly hates trouble's guts. And SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Facing the Fear by silvertrumpet26 reviews
This is my sequel to The Supernaturalist. And now that we finally have a category for it...yes! This'll be CosmoMona and StefanOC. Oops, did I just give part of the plot away?
Supernaturalist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Stefan B., Mona V.
One More Day by Holly25Trouble reviews
My first song Fic! Trouble is sitting at his desk waiting for Holly Short to return from Hybras. TKxHS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Rush Hour Torture by Gar-Gar reviews
Lee and Carter torture each other...in Georgia. Please review!
Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008
My Way by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
There will never be another like him. Major Character Death. Slightly rewritten and placed in chapter form.
Nash Bridges - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
A Promise by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Nash gets a new partner and remembers a promise he made to Joe. ReWritten for your enjoyment.
Nash Bridges - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Nightmare on Abracadabra Street by downtimexdamage reviews
NOT AF, I know, but this was as close as I could get:: A year later, and the Supernaturalists have ventured on without Stefan, facing something far more sinister than the Parasites. But for how long will he stay dead? Horror for later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Artemis' best friend or maybe more by bean15 reviews
used to be artemis in the cafeteria. changed the title. works better now. at first it was a oneshot, but not any more! ever wonder who arty's best friend really is? it's not butler... R&R please. chapter 4 is up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006
Injury and Love by paradisegurl101 reviews
Holly's been having a horrible day so Trouble tries to cheer her up. However, everything goes terribly wrong and now someone's after Holly. She needs all the help she can get from her friends to find out what's happening. Post TLC HollyxTrouble
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
In Which Artemis Fowl Learns How to Make Muffins by tsubasahope reviews
Artemis Fowl makes muffins while enlisting the help of Holly. Crack fic and loads of humor.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Don't Sing by Holly25Trouble reviews
This is a mix of HSM with AF. Sounds better than the summary. Promise! Chapter 6 up! REVIEW PLZ!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
A Magical Night by Holly25Trouble reviews
Thsi is a FF about Holly and Trouble. It takes place before Holly meets Artemis Fowl. This is my first FF! Plz read it! You'll like it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Break Dance Trouble by occaecation reviews
The LEP officers are bored and at it again...involves a positively ancient boom box and Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign. So enjoy plz R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Trouble K.
Love Takes Two by Mrs Mustang reviews
[Hughes x Roy] A series of Hughes x Roy one shots. Yaoi. M for sexual content. Please R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Roy M., Maes H.
You Have Email by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Our favourite fairies' inboxes have been hacked. The information lies before you, providing a snapshot of some very strange lives...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Holly S.
Commander Root by The REAL Holly Short reviews
My summary of Julius. See my author profile for more information.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Julius R., Holly S.
Lili Frond by The REAL Holly Short reviews
My summary of Lili. See my author profile for more information.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Lili F., Holly S.
Foaly by The REAL Holly Short reviews
My summary of Foaly, as is obvious from the title. See my author profile for more information.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Foaly, Holly S.
Chix by The REAL Holly Short reviews
See my author profile for more information.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Holly S.
Mulch by The REAL Holly Short reviews
My first summary. Read my author profile if you want to know more.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Mulch D., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl Fan Fiction Academy by Spectra16 reviews
A remake of my original story. The characters of AF get together and start a school for fan fic writers! Complete with more random jokes about life and Indiana Jones! wooted
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Midnight Eyes by Artemis Fowl's Girl reviews
Its a poem all adout Artemis Fowls eyes from Holly's POV
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Day Dreaming by Taisa Prongsie reviews
Roy Mustang day dreams at work, only to find that the subject of his dream is standing before him. RoyxMaes. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Carters Bad Day by Shippuden Sakura reviews
Randomness but I think its hilarious! Im begging you! check it out! R&R!
Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Obscura by mmmslash reviews
Roy is reminded of his past when Gracia shares some photographs with him. Former HughesRoy, shounenai, spoilers for infamous Episode 25
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Storys Of Holly and Trouble by Night Of The Land reviews
The "Stories of Holly and Trouble" is about them as teenagers an before they work at the LEP. My first fic read to find out more.... Currently on hold Indefinitely. Sorry guyss.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004
Stefan's Sacrifice by Sefie Lynne tilmitt reviews
Based off 'The Supernaturalists' by Eoin Colfer (another one ) Stefan's view as he brings down Ellen with him (Spoiler, Stefan dies so this is his p.o.v. as he dies) Thanx plz read and review!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004
Parasite by Sefie Lynne tilmitt reviews
A poem from a Parasite's Point of View. Based on 'The Supernaturalists' by Eoin Colfer. Since there is no catagory for it (glowers)Enjoy!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2004
Holiday Cheer by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Holiday Shopping with some laughs! R&R Happy Holidays To All! ENJOY! HO HO HO!
Nash Bridges - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
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If Friendship Can Change it All reviews
Alec has known most people at their school...until a mysterious new kid and his sister showed up. Rated T just to be safe, slight possibility that the rating may change. Malec, boyxboy Don't like it, don't read it. I really with summaries, sorry.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dear Brother reviews
Germany and Prussia were always close. Unfortunately, what happens to Germany when Prussia is gone, nobody ever knows how he feels.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Fear of Time reviews
Kyouya's twin sister finally returns home from schooling in America. When she meets the rest of the Host Club will a romance occur between her and one of the Host Club members? Rated T just in case.MoriXOC KyouyaXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
The New Partner reviews
Carter and Lee get a new partner! Will they survive the new girl?
Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008
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