Poll: What pairings do you want to be in Naroki: A Totaly Diffrent Story? Other than ItaXNaro? Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.
Gender: U can guess
Reading fanfiction and any action/mystery/romance/drama book
Drawing (black n' white cuz coloring is too much work for me :P)
Writing-from poems to stories- (if I'm in the mood)
Family and friendz
I lOvE mY bAbEe
Music (I hear music like 24/7 :D)
Hanging out with my best buddy
School (I hate waking up so damn early)
Home Work (I'm lazy what can I say? :P)
Jerks (WARNING: If ur a guy that doesn't know how to treat a girl leave this page!!)
Favorite animal: Kitsune XD (For the people that don't know its a fox)
Naruto: Naruto, Hinata, Itachi, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Minato(Yondaime or Fourth Hokage)
Bleach: Ichigo, Orihime, Con, Urahara
InuYasha: InuYasha, InuTaisho, Rin, Sessomaru, Kagome, Miroku, Sango
Not So Favorite Characters:
Naruto: Sasuke, Sakura, Madara, Orochimaru and Kabuto
Bleach: Captain Izen(I think it is)
InuYasha: Kikyo, Naraku
NarutoXHinata (I just luv this couple!!)
FemNaruXItachi (I HATE yaoi! But I like girl Naruto stroies! XD)
SasukeXSakura (I sorta like this couple but I WON'T write a story with THEM being the main characters!!)
KagomeXInuYasha (I also LOVE dis couple!! XP)
ItachiXSasuke (Thats just WRONG!! They're BROTHERS!! BROTHERS PPL!!)
HinataXNeji (I know it can happen anf no offence to anyone but WHAT THE HELL?! They're cousins!)
(And any other yaoi or girl with girl. IT'S JUST SSSOOOOO WRONG!! No offense to ppl that like it tho. Cause I know lots of ppl do.)
KagomeX(Any other guy that is NOT InuYasha.)
Stories working on:
Naroki: A Totaly Diffrent Story
What if Naruto was not a boy but a girl? What if her name was not Naruto Uzumaki, but Naroki Namikaze? What if the Forth wasnt dead but instead was trapped inside his own child in a seal he had created? Also that Naroki found out about the Kyuubi and her father at the age of ten and got trained under the Yondaim, Kyuubi, AND Itachi? What will happen if she suddenly start to feel attracted to Itachi and ends up falling head-over-heals for him? Wait. Itachi DIDN'T kill his clan? Then WHO did and WHY did they leave Sasuke alive? What does this have to do with Orochimaru or Madara?
Chapter one: Introduction
Chapter two: Itachi, Suna, and Sabaku no Garaa
Chapter three: Uchiha Masscre
Chapter four: Naroki's Choice
Chapter five: Departure
Chapter six: Three Years Later (This chapter will be up the latest a month from now.)
A Princess's Tale
For this story read the prologue
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
A girl and a guy
Girl: Slow down,
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not,
Girl: I love
Guy: Can you
The truth was that
Instead, he had her
If you would do the
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted..
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
(Wait till you see the last one)!
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
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Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
A poem about abortion. Very sad!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile