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Author has written 17 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and Toy Story.

Hi there, i'm Crazysnakelover (AKA Bev). Guess what! I'm back... hopefully. After disappearing for over a year, I'm hoping to get back to updating my stories. I now realize how horrible they all are, but I'm not going to do what most people do in this situation. Delete them all and start over with them. Instead I'm going to finish them first then repost the chapters seperately. At least thats the plan, I could end up disappearing again, but hopefully not.

Time up update this profile :P

Name Crazysnakelover

Gender female

Age wouldn't you like to know, if you must, i'm somwere between 1 and 100 years

Religion I am a Christian and I'm proud to say it

Favorite games Kingdom Hearts!! yes, and Zelda

favorite movies Star Wars, Toy Story

favorite books Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, All books by Brian Davis, All books from the Christian Steven King, Frank Peretti

Favorite TV Shows Lilo and Stitch, Kim Possible, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, House M.D, The Killing

Reviewing my Stories I enjoy positive reviews. Flames are invited not nessisarily welcome and most are ignored, but I welcome with open arms constructive critisum.

Updates updates really depend on how much free time I have, you will probably see me update more during holidays and summer, I take every review I get into careful consideration that is incuding flames unless they are unreasonable. I will not abonded my storys because people tell me to. I may stop righting for a while because I have lost insreration but never just abond it, the only reason that would happen would be, because, I'm forced to of I'm not getting reviews.

What to expect in my Fanfics Lots and lots of agnst, most of my stories will have at least some agnst in it, and most likely character torture. I'm one of those wierd people that like to torment my favorite character. I usally have a touch of humer in my stories, not always, sometimes tragdey and I also do romance, but never anything graghic, the farthest I'll go is heavy french kissing, but never any sex. I never use swear words, though once and a while will use implied swearing for example 'Holy S#&T' though I will only do that to keep somone in character. I am not the best speller, I admit it, so you will probably see spelling errers in my work, and it probably unnecessary to point out in reviews that I spelled this word incorrect, though you can if you want, and lastly I Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER do any sort of slash, yaoi, yuri, shounan-Ai or any sort of boyxboy or girlxgirl, don't ask for it, don't expect it, don't look for it, thank you. Though I could have strong friendships that some of you could interrupt in other ways.

Favorite Characters

Kingdom Hearts, Roxas, Sora, Axel, Zexion, I've recently become a fan of the Saix and Axel friendship they had before they became nobodies, it surprised me when I played the new game seemed unexpected. Though I don't like them as a paring just a friendship.

Zelda, Link, Navi, Tetra (I just finished playing Wind Waker, I like Tetra better than Zelda in Orcarina of Time)

Star wars, Yoda, Aniken, princess Laya

Harry Potter, Harry, Professer McGonagall, not as a paring

Lord of the Rings, Frodo, Pippin, Legolas

Lilo and Stitch, Stich, 625(Rueben)

Kim Possible, Kim, Shego

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Mira

House M.D., Cameron, House, Chase

Favorite Parings

I'm opened for any sort of strait paring, unless its just creepy.

Kingdom Heart SoraxOC, RoxasxOC, ZexionxLarxene, I know its weird, but I think its such a cute paring.

Zelda LinkxTetra, LinkxZelda, LinkxMalon

Kim Possible KimxRon

House M.D. ChasexCameron

Parings I Hate

I've already made my point that I hate boyxboy and girlxgirl, but also creepy paring that interbreed like for example MickeyxKairi, now thats just creepy

I do take requests, but that does not necessarily mean I'll do them, if I like the idea then I will

Favorite Quotes

"Hmph, the biggest mystery is me-- the idiot who keeps doing everything he's told." Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days

My Story's


My Nodbodys Girl

I Think I love him(Sequel will come)

Shut up Axel

Matchmaking Mishaps

A Hope For Tomorrow

The Cowgirl and the Know it all

The Brink of Death

The Organization Goes to Target


Darkness is my Friend

24 Hours

Kingdom Hearts Switched

The Spirit Within

Orcarina of Time

The Life Inside Me

What Lies Beneath

Playing Sick

In consideration

Sense and Sense Ability (Title may change)

And idea I got after watching the charmed eposode Sense and Sense Ability but not a remake of teh eposode, after a series of events, Roxas goes blind, Axel goes deaf, and Demyx loses his voice.

also another idea I have is about five of the organization's members each losing one of there senses

Haven't dicided which one I'll do yet.

I will disappear in 151 days

A story about what happened during the time Sora was asleep, focusing on the Organization, mosly Roxas, the story will not start at Roxas' birth, but right after the events of chain of memories, and how the organization slowly started to fall, and when Roxas starts getting curious about the Keyblade, story will end right before Kingdom Hearts 2 begins.

Chain of Legacies

A Sequel to Darkness is my Friend. No summery yet because I don't want to give anything away.

Sequel to I think I Love Him(No title yet)

I'm still in the process of making the plot out, so don't expect it anytime soon, Sorry

Your welcome to message me saying weather you like or dislike any of my ideas.

100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No waiting for the right guy ;)

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Unless you count fictional characters, no I can honestly say I don’t hate anyone

3) How many houses have you lived in? 2

4) Favorite candy bar? Three Musketeers

5) Favorite shoes? Flip-flops, California girl ;D

6) Have you ever tripped someone? no

7) Least favorite school subject? Math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I don’t think so…?

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. God

12) Favorite genre of music? Video game music

13) What is your zodiac sign? Don’t know what it is

14) What time were you born? 2:01am

15) Do you like beer? No way! Sickest thing I’ve ever tasted

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes and no, it was my idea but someone else made the call.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Probably my KH soundtracks but only because it proves how obsessed I am.

18) Are you sarcastic? Sorta, I times I can be.

19) What are your favorite colors? Lavender, and light blue

20) How many watches do you own? One at a time, cant live without it ;)

21) Summer or winter? Winter with lots of rain ;)

23) Favorite color to wear? Don’t really have one

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi, but coke is better

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? Target, that’s where I work

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes when I was little

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes, too many

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two if you count a UV light, if not one

30) How many video games do you own? Ten or twenty.

31) What was your first pet? Snake which is still alive, if you don’t count the cats and dogs my parents owned

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter? They shouldn’t, but they are

34) Do you use chapstick? When my lips are chapped

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Was homeschooled k-12 only teacher I had was mom

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Don’t shop at either, too expensive

37) Are you too forgiving? yeah

38) How many children do you want? 3

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A pare of earrings

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs and fried diced potato’s

41) Do you own a gun? Yes a Beebe gun

42) Ever thought you were in love? Unless you count God, no

43) When was the last time you cried? When I was reading “The lovely Bones”

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Checking out people at Target(“checking out” as in ringing up there purchases)

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden never been to the other place

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes, because my teacher was my mom

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes when I was in Europe

48) Nicknames? Bev

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Does Bertha Jorkens from Harry Potter count

50) Ever been to Kentucky? no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I don’t think so…?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? My friend

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yes

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? It could be better, but I cant complain

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? Not romantically

59) What year were you born? Not telling

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I was a baby, probably playing with toys

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No but I own a couple of there songs

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy’s

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? His face

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yes I admit that I’m afraid of pitch black dark. The snake UV light is my night light ;)

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Does toothpaste count

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? In the privacy of my own room with no one there but the snake

70) Ever broke a bone? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Yes

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think so but not intentionally

75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither, parents wouldn’t let us watch them

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Never had one

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No, even though I am ;)

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

80) Do you own a car? Yes

81) Can you cook? Yeah with a recipe

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Cops that look for people to pull over

2. People that prank someone for no good reason

3. People that one up(even though I’ve don’t it myself before)

83) Do you text message often? Lately

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? A few, but none that are noticeable

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To be a math brain

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes as long as its not gory, but I always regret watching them because then I cant fall asleep at night

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy Food? Yeah though it gives me acne

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Never heard of it

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yeah

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My sister

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My teacher

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My friend Avery

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend Jenna

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend Avery

100) Who was the last person that called you? Target(asking me work earlier)

If you read through every one of these questions then copy and past this to your profile and give your own answers

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Stronger than Whiskey by Xanrivash reviews
Axel won't admit his drinking is out of control, until one alcoholic rampage nearly ends in tragedy. Now he's faced with the toughest mission of his existence: give up the bottle, and prove he's stronger than whiskey.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,406 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Not A Perfect Story by Evelyn Fried reviews
We all make mistakes in our lives, and we all have to live with those mistakes. What mistake does Sora make? And when he dicides he wants to fix it, how will he rid himself of the past?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kairi, Sora
Nightmares by Eternalight reviews
Sleep brings many dreams, but when dreams become nightmares, the youngest male of Organization XIII needs a helping hand to make it through the night." *No Slash!*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Xigbar, Roxas - Complete
Black Friday, Narnia Style by Bottle of Smoke reviews
What would happen if the world of Narnia descended upon a small town Target on Black Friday? One employee finds out...the hard way. Written for NFFR's summer challenge.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
El beso de Iscariote by Miruru reviews
--FIN-- ¡CHAP 13 UP! Un hombre que ha investigado a los incorpóreos y una misteriosa enfermedad que afecta a éstos. ¿Tendrá la cura para esta?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - Spanish - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,520 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Lung Qin Xiang by Xanrivash reviews
A freak accident gives Demyx a dragon's powers, but only in the Land of Dragons. When an act of defiance leaves him on the run from the Organization, he tries to harness his dragon powers to protect himself, and all hell breaks loose...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Demyx, Axel - Complete
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
Into the Nexus by Xanrivash reviews
Crossover with Nexus War. Axel, Roxas, Demyx, and Zexion are sent to the dying worlds known as the Nexus to find the Organization's newest member. Temporary character death.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,013 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Demyx, Axel - Complete
The Three Musketeers 2 by Dusty Kenyon reviews
A sequel to a great movie by Disney. It is about Mickey, Donald, and Goofy returning for another adventure. However it seems not everything is as it appears to be. Please give reviews.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Timebreaker by Shallow15 reviews
This time, the girl who saves the world may bring it to an end. Characters copyright 2006 Disney. COMPLETE. Added deleted scene.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Gadget in Chains by Loneheart reviews
Finished: Gadget's evil twin, Lawhiney, returns to cause havoc. Before Gadget can confront her, they must both travel through some dark places and learn what it means to walk in someone else's shoes. Now complete.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 436,841 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Complete
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Playing Sick reviews
UPDATED. YES IT'S REALLY TRUE! I could totally pretend to be sick longer than you" Roxas challanged. "You want to make a bet on that?"... WTF Read and find out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Roxas
The Cowgirl and the Know it All reviews
When Jessie has a nightmare in the toybox, she finds comfort in an unlikely toy. First Toy Story fic FRIENDSHIP ONLY set between toy story 2 and 3. Disclaimer, I dont own Toy Story
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Jessie, Hamm - Complete
Brink of Death reviews
Lost, alone, and blind in a scary place. Roxas must use his remaining senses to find a way out. But will he make it in time? Halloween story, most likely better then it sounds. Disclaimer, I dont own Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Orcarina of Time reviews
A retelling of OoT with lots of humor, I hope . please read and review otherwise I probably wont update it, give it a chance come on rating my change.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Link, Navi
The Spirit Within reviews
When Roxas comes back from a mission to Land of the Dragons he never expected to bring a evil spirit back with him, Axel/Roxas FRIENDSHIP ONLY, Roxas torture, please read and review
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Roxas, Axel
The Organization Goes to Target reviews
The Organization decides to brave the store Target on Back Friday. What chaos will happen? Warnings Crack, OCCness
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
What Lies Beneath reviews
AU There is something lurking in the shadows of Twilight Town Boarding School ... Something Evil ... And its after the newest student, but why? Disclaimer I don't own kingdom hearts
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Roxas, Zexion
Link's Legacy reviews
Sequel to "A Hope for Tomorrow" Returning to Outset Island, Link and Tetra discover a horrible truth that leads them into another dangerous adventure. Join them as they learn piece by peice, the Hero of Times true story LinkxTetra
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Link, Tetra
Darkness is my Friend reviews
YES IT IS TRUE CHAPTER ELEVEN IS UP, When Sora get a letter from king Mickey, he and and friends are thrown into another adventure, and Sora runs into a mysterious girl, but there's more to her than meets the eye. SoraxOC DonaldxDaisy very brief RikuxKair
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sora
A Hope for Tomorrow reviews
Set right after WW ignores events of PH. Link, Tetra and the pirates are still looking for a new Hyrule, but when Link suddenly fall ill with pneumonia they are forced to turn around and sail back to the nearest island, but will they make it in time?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tetra, Link - Complete
Shut up Axel reviews
Title really doesn't have anything to do with the story. It's Christmas time for the Organization, with mistletoes and secret Santa's. Its just too bad, Roxas' secret Santa ended up being his worse enemy. RoxasxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Roxas - Complete
The Life Inside Me reviews
Title may change, Something amazing but frightening has happened to Namine, will she be able to make it through the hole way or will fear get her first? Slightly AU RoxasxNamine
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Roxas, Naminé
Matchmaking Mishaps reviews
Roxas and the fourteenth member decide to play matchmaker, but it doesn't go as planned and turns into chaos. no flames invited to this story, sorry maybe next time
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Roxas - Complete
My Nobodies Girl reviews
Sort of a lame title, non AU, when Sora and co are in Radient Garden they run into a mysteries girl, with a connection to Organization XIII, RoxasxOC please RR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Switched reviews
What if Roxas had been the one dreaming of other worlds, what if Sora had been the organization's number XIII, how would the story turn out, some RoxasxNaminé but not much. My first AU but its still in Kingdom Hearts world
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Roxas, Axel
I Think I Love Him reviews
Roxas and the newest member of organization XIII have always hated each other, but what happens number XIV starts to feel somthing for him RoxasxOC Rated for implied swearing
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Roxas - Complete
24 Hours reviews
24 hours, thats all they had to wait. But when hours turned into days, and days turned into weeks. Will eveyones favorite trio survive. no parings AkuRokuDemy Friendship, characters could be OOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas
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