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Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

-If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

-if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

. .█ 10ღ.Annoying.ღ
. .██ 20ღ.Scary.ღ
. .███ 30ღ.The voices in my head.ღ
. .████ 40ღ.Evil.ღ
. .█████ 50ღ.Weird.ღ
. .██████ 60ღ.Alone.ღ
. .███████ 70ღ.Clumsy.ღ
. .████████ 80ღ.Hyper.ღ
. .█████████ 90ღ.Sarcastic.ღ
. .██████████ 100ღ.Crazy.ღ
. .███████████ 110ღ.Insane .ღ
. .████████████ 120ღ.Random.ღ

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.


96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

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A Bittersweet Memory by WJEvans reviews
The task: You are to travel to Romania, convince them of your loyalty, spy for us and then destroy them. You should have no problem with that, Isabella.We've seen what you are capableof The target: Dracula's Order of the Dragon The obstacle: Edward Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2007
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13059 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Girl by Lollirotxox reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
St Trinians by cynmonstrosity reviews
Bella Swan is a award winning artist and the newest student at the boarding school St. Trinians School for the Arts. But what happends when she meets a boy with a guitar and a killer crooked grin? High School is complicated enough with out him! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,163 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Outcast by todrownandburn reviews
Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,226 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Send Me An Angel by a Cullen for life reviews
ALL HUMAN! Bella is a foster child. She doesn't talk to anybody and nobody knows she is alive, so what will happen when five new students come to Forks.Read and find out! First Fanfic! R&R plz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008
A New Start by dehdah2008 reviews
Bella is bitten by James, Edward is to late to keep her from changing. how will bella turn out will she have powers. how will she react to moving to alaska
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008
Enough, Forever by HPTL reviews
Bella and her family are new to Forks. They meet the Cullen family, unknown about the fact of Bella and Edwards love that will form. But Bella's 'brother' picks a fight with Edward, what will happen? All vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,503 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
100 things not to do in twilight by Hinotezeke reviews
Yep the twilight version of what not to do at hogwarts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
3 Little Words by Shai Butter reviews
Bella Swan is the most beautiful vampire to have ever existed but has never known love. When she moves to Forks she meets the Cullens. Are they the friends she's yearned for? Will she find the love she longs for and finally hear those "3 Little Words"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7779 - Favs: 9,406 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Love and War by Elizabeth93 reviews
Edward left, Victoria attacked Bella. The Volturi have been after her & her powers for years. Once she gives up running and creates a family they must train for the coming war. But how will Bella react when the Cullens suddenly appear into her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,293 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
First Impressions by starsandsunsets reviews
Isabella Swan comes into the small town of Forks. She had her heart broken a couple of times before and would not fall for the same trick twice. She meets Edward Cullen, the player. Will she fall for his charms or will she suffer heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,230 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Live Concert by Ai-dame reviews
Edward never came back in Twilight and Bella became a vampire anyways thanks to Damien and began singing for his label.Centuries later she's having her first concert and there's some 'special guests' watching.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Death's Rose by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Bella is Death. At the beginning of Time, she swore a vow to remain chaste til the world ends. She must uphold her vow or fade into darkness. One choice - abandon love and survive eternally or succumb to it and disappear forever. Being rewritten Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon A Hunt by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is a lonely vampire Edward comes upon during a hunt. But Bella is broken beyond repair in the form of her past. Can Edward fix her? Will they fall in love? Or is it true that the past comes back to haunt you? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Twilight Theories by RoarSaysDaniSaur reviews
Just a bunch of little funny stories that totally should happen in "Breaking Dawn" but probably won't. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Twilight: Bella's Power by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Bella is changed and it is time to show the Volturi that the Cullens have stayed true to their word. Does Bella have a power or not? What will happen when they visit the Volturi and ,as new problems arise, will Edward be able to save Bella from herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Time marches on by changingreality reviews
Bella is dying jakes married and time waits for no one...rated T for now but im pretty sure that will change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mess of a life by xxiloveyouedwardxx reviews
What would happen if Edward hadn't held himself back on the first day of Biology? What if instead of sucking her dry, he turned her into a vampire? Would they still fall in love, or would they go thier seperate ways? my first fan fiction
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Bella Swan New Girl in Town by FreakkyMusicGirl reviews
Was 'A Change In Lifestyle'. But I change somethings. : Bella and Edward have never met. They are both vampires. When Bella moves to Forks what will happen between the two? Love or Hate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007
The Vampire Raven by luvtwilight reviews
Edward left Bella and Bella changed into a vampire. She changes her name to Raven to avoid the Cullens. What happens if she mets back up with them. Will they know it's Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
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Messing With Vampires reviews
Bella is the most powerful "thing" in the world and she loves messing with vampires. What happens when she arrives in Forks and starts messing with the Cullen's minds using some of her many powers. Will Edward and Bella still fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Thirteen Reasons Why I Want To Kill You reviews
In this story Edward tells Bella thirteen reasons why he wants to kill her. I explain a bit more inside but if you really love Bella then don't read this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete