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Joined 06-07-08, id: 1597902, Profile Updated: 01-22-14
Author has written 45 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

I'm really bad at writing these sorts of things and this area is going to be permanently under construction. Probably.

I've stopped posting stories on this site, as you may have noticed. If you're looking for more, I'm over at AO3 as Water_Nix and on tumblr-- URL the-water-nixie.

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Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4889 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dying By Degrees by Reamhar reviews
What if Bella’s thoughts on the plane flying back to Seattle from Italy take her in a different direction from the plot in New Moon? Just where could a little twist of fate take the characters? Cannon couples, and rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,527 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,381 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Dead Girl by Zenkindoflove reviews
AU/EB. Roaming through the Alaskan forest, newborn Bella comes across a group of vampires who share her lifestyle. Through them, she meets someone who shines a light onto this dark world. But will her past stay buried like she wants? Chapter 11 now up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
Major Jasper e Blackbird by isabellapurri reviews
TRADUÇÃO - Bella fala enquanto dorme. Emmett tem uma idéia. Uma amizade nasce entre Jasper e Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - Portuguese - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Park Bench Portrait by Neica reviews
Working for R.L.H Enterprises, Bella knows she's an outcast. An oddity. She's Isabella The Invisible. When an artist named E.A.C exhibits his work in the local gallery, Bella is rendered speechless when she notices her figure...repeated in every image.B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Heart of Darkness by KelleBelle reviews
The Volturi, a new alliance, and a betrayal even Alice hadn't seen coming are all complications in Bella and Edward's plan to spend eternity together. But Bella is determined to die.... if she can just stay alive long enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,350 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
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Hail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight That Surrounds You reviews
On the third of August in Blaine Anderson's ninth year, something momentous happens: he sees a boy crying on the beach and decides to do something about it. What he gets in return is a best friend, a confidant, an ally to help him through the ups and downs. Eleven Augusts & the letters in between. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Many Halloweens of Cooper and Blaine Anderson (Slightly Abridged) reviews
Halloween has always been an important holiday to the Anderson brothers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Liminality reviews
The weekend before Halloween, Blaine decides he can't take Kurt's silence any more and hops on a plane to New York. He gets more than he bargained for: a wild night out at a costume party hosted by Kurt's new friends, and the hope of moving forward with the only person he'll ever want.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Culvert Confessions reviews
Santana pretends they aren't actually friends, but she always turns up when Kurt needs her. Kid!fic and post-4x04.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
I Thought You'd Keep Me Warm reviews
Sometimes the right push comes from the most unlikely of places. A reunion fic. Spoiler speculation for 4x04.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
They Never Warn You About the Jam Hands reviews
It's Blaine's thirtieth birthday and Cooper figures he and Kurt deserve to celebrate it properly. Sans The Child.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
To the Lost And Found reviews
It's been three weeks since the creatures began taking over and Blaine is all alone and injured. Rescue comes by way of three unusual warriors. Written for zombie apocalypse!Klaine at Klaine AU Fridays.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Why Does My Heart Skip A Crazy Beat? reviews
'50s AU. There's a new drive-in diner opened in Lima. When Blaine tries it out for the first time he encounters a very intriguing server.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fairer Than the Fairies reviews
When a beautiful child is born in the Kingdom and the King declares him "fairer than the fairies", the Fairy King is angered and seeks vengeance for the King's words. A Fairytale AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Discord & Disaster reviews
While Kurt is waiting for Blaine to meet him at the Lima Bean he is kidnapped along with a pesky Sebastian. They need to put aside their differences and work together to escape and return to their loved ones, including an increasingly desperate Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,930 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Buy now reviews
and we'll throw in this lovely pair of silly boys! Kurt & Blaine watch infomercials at two in the morning. Foolishness ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tadpoles, Pudding Balloons and the Future reviews
Takes place after the finale. Kurt, Blaine & Santana have a talk about what comes next and are visited by Kurt's biggest fans.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dr Snix: Love Psychologist reviews
After the events in DWS, Santana pays the boys a visit. Part of my Klaintana spooning 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fanfare reviews
Everyone is excited by the surprise guest. Everyone, that is, but Blaine. Spoilers for 3x15.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And That's How I Choose to Remember It reviews
Finally one of Burt and Carole's trips to Washington coincides with the Andersons being away. And so Kurt and Blaine settle in at Blaine's house for an entire week of nothing but each other. Or so they thought.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
Carpe Diem reviews
They are supposed to be at Santana's graduation party, not in the back of Kurt's Navigator in an empty parking lot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine Week Ficlets reviews
Three ficlets written for Klaine Week. Lima Memorial Maternity Ward, 9am, Defy Gravity? & An Autumn Evening in Central Park.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Day in the Country reviews
Kurt and Blaine takes their kids to the country on a lovely September day.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Meat Sweats, Prancerella, Hell Harpy and Octopussy reviews
The weekend at the Andersons' with Blaine and Cooper was meant to be quiet. It didn't quite turn out that way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Only Rule of Steamroller reviews
At the end of the day, what can they really do but try and comfort each other? Klaine and Brittana, post OMW.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting reviews
Cooper's first experience babysitting his little brother. Starring almost-teenager Cooper and toddler Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Cooper A., Blaine A. - Complete
Derwent Graphitint Cool Grey 22 reviews
A new student prompts a long overdue conversation between Kurt and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Late Night Monster Movies and Their Consequences reviews
Blaine finds Kurt doing something ridiculous at 2am. Also starring a spoiler character from 3x15.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forest for the Trees reviews
Future fic. Santana enters into a curious sort of contest and convinces Blaine to come along for the ride. Kurt remains unconvinced. Or does he?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bitter vs Sweet reviews
Kurt, Blaine and Santana discuss their Valentine's Day ups and downs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wherein Blaine is a Crazy Cat Lady reviews
Kurt's impending move to New York may be upsetting Blaine far more than he is letting on. Cue Kurt and a plan to help soften the blow.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Conversations with Spoons reviews
Kurt and Santana visit Blaine after his operation. Another member of his family turns up to check on him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silver Lining reviews
Kurt looks after post-surgery Blaine under the watchful eye of his parents.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spaces Between reviews
Kurt is bored. Blaine isn't himself. There are far too many maybes and almosts. AU after Special Education.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Constant Craving reviews
Blaine can't help that he wants so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How Can Our Love Go Wrong reviews
Kurt hosts a New Year's/Birthday costume party. Starts with the party and eventually devolves into drunken naughtiness, as these things are wont to do. Through the inebriated eyes of Kurt & Blaine with cameos by New Directions and random Warblers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Rachel reviews
Rachel wants to experiment and Finn needs some brotherly advice. Kurt sends him to Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Will Stand With You at the Gates of Hell reviews
It happens like she knew it would. Who else can Santana turn to but the only one who could possibly understand?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Love and Staircases reviews
Blaine has mysterious plans. Kurt? He's just along for the ride. Sappy romantic mush with a touch of sassy!Kurt and the misuse of a Dalton tie that isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Poor Blaine Can't Even Enjoy His Coffee reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having coffee with an unwanted guest when Santana happens upon them at the Lima Bean. Kurt can't resist inviting her to join them, much to Blaine's discomfort.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Angels on Bare Skin reviews
Kurt and Blaine clean up after the events in 3x05.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Grabbing Hold of Letting Go reviews
Bella has been away from home for a long time, and is only convinced to return by the impending marriage of her best friend. Jasper is scheming, Alice is worried and Edward is smitten. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luck o' the Irish reviews
In the midst of the St. Patrick’s Day chaos in Chicago, Bella literally runs into Emmett and winds up with more than just the hangover she was expecting. AH. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Plan 9: The Strange Case of Bella and Carlisle reviews
Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
All Classes of Poison reviews
Bella moves to Forks mid-summer and meets Edward Cullen, who seems perfect in every way. But once summer ends and school begins, she discovers that he may not be as wonderful as he appears. AU. All human. M for cussing and future naughtiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vignettes reviews
Five incidents in Edward and Carlisle’s relationship spanning from shortly after Edward's change to the end of 'New Moon'. Vaguely Edward/Carlisle. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Backseat Bingo reviews
Poodle skirts, letterman sweaters, and if Bella is lucky, maybe a little bit of backseat bingo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Car reviews
Bella is presented with car #2. Slight spoilers for the first chapter of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aiding and Abetting reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete