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Some of my favourite comic books and stories: the Kamala Khan Ms Marvel series, Spidey (the prequel comic series in the post Secret Wars Marvel Universe), Justice League Origins arc (New 52), Green Lantern: Secret Origin, Squadron Supreme (the original series by the late Mark Gruenwald), the IDW MLP comics (big brony), Ultimate Spider-Man annual 1, Kingdom Come, Starlight the Return of Duke McQueen, Superman: Lois and Clark (DC Rebirth), Earth 2 (New 52), Armor Wars: Warzones, Batman the Court of Owls and Batman the City of Owls (I consider them both the same story being continued into two volumes), Wonder Woman Year One (DC Rebirth, I know it's recent but it's now my fave version of Diana's origin story)' the Superior Foes of Spider-Man (shame that nick Spencer went on to create HYDRA Cap), Siege (my fave Marvel event), Marvel Now Deadpool series, Transformers (Skybound comics), Sonic IDW comics, Power Rangers (Boom Studios), Wacky Raceland, Flintstones (2016), Sentry: Age of the Sentry, Contest of Champions, Ultraman (Marvel Comics)

Favourite Quotes

If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move" Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Yatta!" Hiro Nakamura-Heroes

"Turns out your the villain Peter, I'm the Hero" Sylar-Heroes

"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mother's — and yours. I dare you to do better." Captain Pike-Star Trek (2009)

"What fun is there in making sense" Discord-My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

"I'll tell you what we've learned Discord. We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!" Twilight Sparkle-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

"Everyone beleives you are deceased, who am I to disappoint them... Master!" Starscream-Transformers Prime

"How ironic Tony, tried to rid the world of weapons, you gave it it's best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!" Iron Monger-Iron Man

"So many people forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own." Dr Erskine-Captain America: the First Avenger

"You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!" Tony Stark-Avengers Assemble (as the Avengers movie was called here in the UK)

"Hulk...smash" Captain America-Avengers Assemble

"Make a move Reindeer Games" Iron Man-Avengers Assemble

"Not to men like you"

"There are no men like me"

"There are always men like you!" german old man and Loki-Avengers Assemble

"To Challenge them is to court Death" the Other-Avengers Assemble (more because of who it is being said to!)

"If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But unfortunately, you killed my mother." Magneto-X Men First Class

TV Shows: the Simpsons, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas & Ferb (in my opinion the best animated Disney Channel show since Kim Possible... Until...), the Owl House (now one of my favourite Disney cartoons ever), Futurama, South Park, DCAU, Freakazoid, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Fairly Odd Parents, anything by Hanna Barbera, Power Rangers (every season), My Hero, Blackadder Goes Third & Forth, the League of Gentlemen, Psychoville, Misfits, Heroes (season 1 anyway), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Spectacular Spider-Man, 90s Spider-Man animated series, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man, Archer, What If, Peacemaker

Favourite Movies: Simpsons Movie, Sherlock Homes (2009, people say its one of the best Sherlock Holmes movies ever but I am willing to go as far to say it is one of the best overall moves of all time!), Little Shop of Horrors (Remake), Incredibles, Toy Story 2, Back to the Future (1, 2 3), all the Spider-Man movies (live action and animated but if I had to pick faves…. Into the Spider-Verse, first Sam Raimi movie, No Way Home and 1st Amazing one), Batman (Tim Burton), Dark Knight, the Mask (my fave Jim Carrey Movie... Starring him as the main character anyway), Frozen, Coco, Encanto, Aladdin, Kick Ass (it truly lived up to its name), all the live action Star Wars movies (yes even the prequels, and it was totally Han who shot first!), Ghostbusters, Hot Fuzz, Scarface, Demolition Man, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: the movie, Avengers Assemble, Sonic the Hedgehog (my new all time favourite movie and I did love the sequels as well), Casper, Knives Out, Hancock, the MCU (favourites amount to the first three Captain America movies, Black Panther, Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3, 1st Avengers movie and Avengers:Endgame), Superman V the Elite, Secret of NIMH, Little Shop of Horrors, Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.) artsfan (it really shows the peaceful state of the world, huh?),lovestruckbabe, Candysox (I cry every year during the moments of silence), Victoria Poe (It is a terrible thing to happen), Anonymous Dudette, Wrestlingfan438, Cornholio4

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY

~ Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.

Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Missingkeyblader Katonya, blacknight0562, The neko grimreaper, Dark Magician Leaf, Bree Colbern, Write-To-You, Stand with Ward and Queen

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Please end homophobia

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

Couples I support (in no particular order):

Luz Noceda X Amity Blight (the Owl House)

Spider-Man X Black Cat

Spider-Man X Shadowcat (marvel)

Spider-Man x She-Hulk (marvel)

Spider-Man X Spider-Gwen (marvel)

Davis Motomiya X Yolei Inoue (digimon)

Ash Ketchum X May (pokemon)

Deadpool X Shiklah (happy that my fave anti hero found the woman crazy enough to be perfect for him)

Fitz X Simmons (Agents of SHIELD)

Phineas X Isabella (Phineas & Ferb)

Sonic X Sally Acorn (SatAM)

Harry Potter X Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) (yeah screw what happened in the epilogue!)

Spongebob Squarepants X Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob)

Troy X Gabrielle (High School Musical)

Garfield X Arlene (Garfield comics)

Fry X Leela (Futurama)

Robin/Nightwing X Starfire (DC Comics)

Aang X Katara (Avatar Legend of Aang)

Luz Noceda X Amity Blight (The Owl House)

Couples I hate, dislike or don't get

Bella Swan X Jacob Black (Twilight)

Draco Malfoy X Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Ron Weasley X Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)