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Author has written 25 stories for Fairy Tales, Spider-Man, Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings, Suite Life series, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, Star Wars, Victorious, Harry Potter, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, and Twilight.
When I die I will give..20 bags of goldfish crackers to my sister(the one who everyone thinks is my twin but she is not.) Mmm..I have lived another year, to 2013.
I have brown hair,(well, to be more correct dirty blond hair, but it looks brown so everyone thinks it is) and blue eyes. I am 20. My penname comes from the Sugar Creek Gang, one of Circus' six sisters. Don't watch the movies (well, you can but they are not like the books), read the old version books 2nd edition or something. In the movies they made Circus a girl! A girl of all things! Circus is a guy in the book who has six sisters.
For those who want to know: I am an avid Zaddie fan. And I just saw the episode Graduation, I love that Zack and Maya broke up. This is good news to Lock (London/Zack) and Zaddie fans. Since I was once a Lock fan and now am a Zaddie fan I just can barely contain my excitement. The break-up of Zaya romance has made way for Zaddie or even Lock. Either of these are two really good options for Zack.
Yeah, and I recently became an Icarly fan. I am definitely a Creddie fan. I am saddened by the Seddie in the fifth season, but I will hope and pray that Creddie wins like Zaddie or Lock did in the end of Suite Life. Right now, I have watched iGoodbye episode and I love that Creddie finally won!
And I recently became a Korean Drama fan. You can find me by my username:at viki,or mydramalist.
Due to the fact that my sister is a Doctor Who I became a sorta of one by association. The writers of Doctor Who must really like the last name of Smith. I just realized how many Smiths there are in Doctor Who: John Smith(the Doctor's name as a human), Mickey Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, Luke Smith (Sarah's son) Martha Jones Smith (when she marries Mickey), Rose Tyler Smith (when she marries the Human Doctor). Seriously, that's a lot of Smiths. There will even be more when Luke gets married and any of those Smiths have kids.
One of my stories being translated in Chinese:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6606240/1/Edmund_gets_confused_Chinese_Version
My sequel to Susan uses the Force, Scrubbs use the Force, will be coming out after the release of ''The Voyage of the Dawn Treader''. I am working on ideas to the first chapters. They will be out soon.I just happen to be working on other stories and I haven't had a chance to deal with typing up my ideas for this story.
For my story Surprise Marriage these are the pictures of what Zora looks like in chapter 3, and What Chad looks like in Chapter 2:
For my story Robbie asks for Help:
Cat's Engagement Ring:
Jade's Wedding Dress:
Jade's Engagement Ring:
Cat's Wedding Dress:
Jade's other black dress she tried on:
My motto is: Some people are smarter than you but you will never be smarter than them.
Oh, here's one you have never heard of before, I have never had a boyfriend before and I never want to. My sister who is older than me has never had a boyfriend before either. I guess we are special. Remeber God made you special and he loves you very much, bye. (Veggietales, yes I am a 19 year old who quotes from Veggietales, the coolest movies on earth.)
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, Hay Lin rox, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Man Life Sucks (aka the poisoned doughnut of DOOM), Sivaroobini Lupin-Black, nithya-shineNsmile, Lucille Brown
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door when it said pull copy and paste this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
How Not to Be a Successful College Student
Consistently arrive late for class. Make a big disruption when you come in--slam the door, climb over people to get a remote seat, drop your backpack loudly, shuffle books and papers around, and pop open a soda can.
Then, slouch in your seat, flirt with other students, stare at the ceiling, put your feet up on the seat in front of you, and snap gum. Never look the professor in the eye or bother to take notes. Better still, sit with a friend so you can chat and giggle during the lecture. Eat lunch--preferably something crunchy and something with a strong odor. Yawn loudly. Fall asleep. Do work for other classes. Begin packing up your things before class is over. Get up and leave while the professor is still talking.
During lectures, women should check their hair and paint their nails. Men should wear sunglasses or baseball caps to hide their eyes, lounge in their seats with arms and legs spread widely, act bored, and never appear to have any interest in the lecture material. The most important thing is to look cool.
Never ask questions or offer answers to the professor's questions.
Waste class time by asking lots of irrelevant questions, using personal anecdotes and rambling digressions whenever possible.
Chronically argue with the professor. Try to point out every possible gap or weakness in the lecture material to demonstrate how infinitely clever you are. Be unwilling to concede the validity of other viewpoints and be intolerant of people whose opinions differ from your own. Never try to understand a topic from different perspectives, and never question your own assumptions.
Don't bother opening the textbook. If you're really determined not to be successful, don't bother buying the textbook. Alternatively, you can buy the textbook and bring it with you to every class, but never open it for any reason. This way, it will be in pristine condition when you try to sell it back to the bookstore as a used book.
Under no circumstance should you ever read anything a second time!
Wait until the day before an exam to approach the professor for help. Insist on being seen immediately, without an appointment. They love it when students who never come to class suddenly show up at their office before the exam and expect a private tutoring session that summarizes all the lecture material since the start of the semester.
Wait until the day before an assignment is due to work on it. If you can't finish in time, just approach the professor and whine about unfair deadlines, your busy schedule, and your distracting roommate. Always expect to be given special treatment.
Never take any initiative. Don't turn to your textbooks or supplementary readings for answers or clarifications. It is unthinkable for you to go to the library and find additional sources of information to clarify difficult or confusing material.
"Suggested reading" should be completely ignored. "Required reading" is optional. If it's important, the professor will mention it in class. Since you won't be going to class much, find the biggest nerd there and arrange to borrow his or her notes.
Never take notes of your own. Expect to be able to borrow other people's notes, or look for note-taking services that will sell you a copy of the lecture notes. Failing that, have the audacity to ask the professor or teaching assistant to show you their own notes.
Be a classroom attorney. Try to negotiate the course requirements, bend the rules, and find loopholes. Try to squeeze out special treatment for yourself. Find weak excuses for having to take exams at different times from the rest of the class. Copy and paste this in your profile if you think it is funny.
I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob. Copy and paste this in your profile if you thought this when you saw Fireproof for the first time.
And now a small postscript from the 23 yr. old sister. (Hello, I have decided to write here and I do not want to make my own because then I would have to think up a name. Also I have not started writing my own stories so I think I can safely use her profile until I finally take pen in hand or computer in paw, which ever comes first. There is truth in what my sister says but then again who wants a boyfriend anywho, they always want to get a present on valentines day and most of them do not know when Mole day is. By the way if you don't know either it's on October 23. All the favorites that are from fairytales are ones I like and the rest are hers. Read her stories because they are good and thats not just because she is my sister, well maybe it partly is.)
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If your profile is long add this to your profile to make it longer.
If you belong to the unadopted club (meaning the people you live with are your real parents, you are not adopted.) copy and a paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes think it would be cool to be adopted copy and paste this in your profile.
Oh, yeah, the best investigator books are:Three Investigators and Trixie Belden.
The couples I like are:
Narnia: Caspian/RD, Shasta/Aravis, King Frank /Queen Helen and maybe, Estill and SusaWarren (or Susan/geeky boy).
Sherlock (tv show):Sheradler (Sherlock/ Adler), Wathooper (Watson/Molly Hooper) and sometimes, Sherooper (Sherlock/Molly Hooper) and Haig (Craig Lestrade/Molly Hooper)
Doctor Who: 9th Doctor/Rose, 10th Doctor/Rose, Human Doctor/Rose, Roramelia (Rory Williams/ Amelia Pond), Micartha (Mickey Smith/Martha),Captain Jack/ Lynda and maybe, Captain Jack/Gwen.
Smallville: Calicia (Clark/Alicia Baker), Helex (Lex/Dr. Helen Bryce), Chlark, Chlex, Clois, Lexana, Litney (Whitney/Lana), and sometimes Chete (Pete/Chloe).
Percy Jackson: Percybeth.
Jane Austen:Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy, Jane/Bingley.
Charlie Bone: Charlie/Olivia,
StarWars: Heia(Han Solo/Leia SkyWalker), Panakin(Anakin SkyWalker/Padme Amidala), Lara (Luke SkyWalker/Mara Jade)
A Cinderella story: Nomad/Princetongirl, or Samaustin
Jonas: Kacy, Jella
Trixie Belden:Jatrix (or Jixemitri), Boney(Brian/Honey),Miana(Diana/Mart),Dallie(Dan/Halley Belden), and sometimes Datrix (Dan/Trixie)
Get Smart(TV show 1956): Maxwell/99.
Nancy Drew: Nancy/ Ned or Nancy/Frank Hardy
Suite life series: Cailey, Zaddie, and London/Todd(who went away for eight years to dentist college), Woodyson, Mosetut, and sometimes Lock (Zack/London, often called Zondon)
H20:just add water: Clewis, Zikki, Emma/ Ash Dove, (I don't really like Bella or William or Sophie so I don't like them in any stories. Unless, they turn out to be the evil villains in the fan fiction.)
Icarly:Creddie,Sibby,Nukket (Sam/Nevel), and Spasha (Spencer/Shasha Striker) and maybe, Spam (Spencer/Sam).
Victorious: Bade, Cabbie, Tandre, Trinjin (Sinjin and Trina), and Cat's brother/ Courtney Van Cleef
Drake and Josh: Jindy (Josh/Mindy), Tegan(Toplin/Megan)
Lizzie Mcguire: Gizzie (Lizzie/Gordo), Liranda (Larry Tudgeman/ Miranda), Malina (Matt Mcguire/Melina Bianco)
Shake it up: GeCe, Dena(Deuce/Dina), Tynka (Ty/Tinka), Hocky (Harrison (Deuce's cousin)/Rocky Blue)).
Good Luck Charlie: Pkyler (PJ/Skyler), Jabe (Gabe/Jo, also could be called Go.), Temmett (Teddy/Emmett).\
My top five Korean Dramas are:
1. You're Beautiful
2. Mary Stayed out all Night (Marry Me, Mary)
3. Playful Kiss
4. The Woman who still wants to Marry
5. Flowerboy Ramyun Shop
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
This is Bunny! copy Bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
my favorite quotes are:
Humankind above all is lazy.-Harriet Beecher Stowe
Quotes from Get Smart the Tv show:
Max:I said he is my friend not your friend. (You can see clips on Youtube)
Max:Oh, the claw.
Claw:Not the claw, but the claw.
Max:just as I supected electric grass.
Oath of Desormeau quotes:
Claire: The weather talks to you?
Julien:All the time.
Claire: What does it say?
Julien:I am ..warm.
Julien's sister: I know you have the ring.
Claire's brother:He will not look for the ring on me.
Julien: Out with it, you.
Claire:No, you first, I insist.
Julien: I think your brother wants you to be safe.
Han answers the intercom after comandeering an attack station
Susan Pevensie: Gastrovascular... Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.
"How do you know that your sister's story is not true?... A charge of lying against someone whom you have always found truthful is a serious thing, a very serious thing indeed... Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools? There are only three possibilities. Either your sister is telling lies, or she is mad, or she is telling the truth. You know that she doesn't tell lies and it is obvious that she is not mad. For the moment then and unless any further evidence turns up, we must assume that she is telling the truth." - Proffessor in book ''The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe''
"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They can never carry a map in their heads."
"That's because our heads have something in them," said Lucy.(Prince Caspian 125)
''Oh, no I left my new torch in Narnia.'' -Edmund in Prince Caspian the book.
''I am Prince Caspian.''-Prince Caspian in PC movie (funny!)
''Mom, we'll pray and God will step in and take care of things.'' - Bill Collins (Cemetery Vandals book)
''I didn't get my clothes dirty,...''-Dragonfly(Locked in the Attic)(book)(You have to read the book for this to be funny. This is not the whole quote because it is not understood correctly if whole quote is there by itself.)
''Uncle Bob?''-the Terminator T-800 in Terminator 2
''You can make fun of people all you want that wear glasses-but, you cannot make fun of people that wear contacts because they do something everyday that you cannot do.''-Rebekah Marie Walton.
the old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her
: It will be bold! Dramatic!
: Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Parr.
SOME RANDOM STUFF MY SISTER SAID:
A apple in hand is safer than two overhead.
A bucket of water a day keeps the dryrot away.
Why did the lady in the alligator purse know what was wrong with Tiny Tim?
Where are all the peppers Peter Piper picked?
Who stole my goldfish?
Favorite Bible Verses:
1 JOHN 1:9-
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8A Time for Everything
1 There is a time for everything,
2 a time to be born and a time to die,
3 a time to kill and a time to heal,
4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
6 a time to search and a time to give up,
7 a time to tear and a time to mend,
8 a time to love and a time to hate,
My favorite book of the New Testament is : ACTS.
Enough of Suspian and other boring/perverted pairings. I say it's time for a revolution! If you think nerds are better than princes and that the movieverse Susan ought to end up with the geek, copy and paste this into your profile and spread the word! Susan and the Geek forever!
(Things I dislike:
-Twilight crazed fans.(I know a lot of them, It's almost sickening)
-any slash pairings
-any incest pairings
-people who read my stories but don't review.
-The Get Smart movie)
Next Narnian style weekend:April 24th-26th
Find out about it at:
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, Lucille Brown
Bade Week, is Feb. 4th-11th. Please support Bade!
Here is my video for Bade week:
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