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Huma. music. books. sarcasm. Tom Felton. New England Patiots. Basketball. Dean Winchester.

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Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
That's Not My Dragon by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Hermione has just been promoted to her dream job and the first case that crosses her desk is to track down a missing Draco Malfoy which leads her to a dragon reserve. Could the missing Malfoy be there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Distance Between Enemies and Lovers by ZomgShaylex reviews
"Harry said you volunteered to watch over Malfoy. Was that a serious offer?" Sigh. "If the Order needs me to, I will." -8 Months, 19 Days- He ranted at me today about toasters. Said they were "evil blasted things" and walked away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunting the Hunters by Sweetfire22 reviews
Hermione Granger, Auror, is working under the overprotective Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy, leader of a renegade group called The Hunters. Will they bring each other down? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 114,083 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If the World is Ending, We're Throwing the Party by Cela Fille reviews
-"And maybe someday I'll believe/That we are all apart of some bigger plan/Tonight I just don't give a damn/If the world is ending, I'm throwing the party" AU. Being the new girl isn't exactly Dylan Marvil's forte but Windsor takes it to a whole new level
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,372 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Dylan M.
Draco's simply perfect seating arrangements by Catching A Common Cold reviews
Draco and Hermione have a small quarrel about where everyone is going to sit at their wedding. Draco is all for his plan, but Hermione is less than pleased. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
you're mine, forever by take.a.chance. just.say.yes reviews
claire lyons lives in new york. derrick harrington lives in ohio. they become best friends over a period of two years..and are in love. r&r, thanks! t for safety.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Claire L., Derrington
This Fire is Out of Control by shell games reviews
Because when Derrick Harrington made a bet that he could sleep with Claire Lyons by the end of the school year, he hadn't thought about all the ways it could go wrong. Hiatus.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire L., Derrington
The night after by Etspera reviews
Hermione/Scabior - "I could eat you alive, you lovely thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
shopping for blood by shell games reviews
claire, derrick, claire & derrick - it's merely a coincidence their relationship followed the five stages of grief / oneshot
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Claire L., Derrington - Complete
Forever Starts Tonight by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
Ten teenagers are left home alone. They have options. One, be bored for the entire weekend. Two, throw an unforgettable house party. Let me tell you, my friends, unforgettable it will be.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008
Think of the Fishies! by elmoruthPotterfan6 reviews
This Lullaby '..We can save water if we shower at the same time! Think of the fishies! Are you that self centered, Remy?"' one-shot no nudity is actully written. Finished.
This Lullaby - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Holdin' You 'Cause We Look Great Together by YoungMarie reviews
ONE-SHOT. Claire and Derrick. He will always choose Massie Block, and she's been fooled enough times to see the lie. That's why she doesn't tell him about the baby. T for some light sexual content and language. *Complete
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Claire L., Derrington - Complete
Countdown by Cela Fille reviews
AU: "Except for the rush that comes from kissing mysterious, blonde boys in the toxic midst of frenzied, elated screams, technicolor confetti and the blare of noisemakers and popped champagne" :: oneshot :: Happy New Year!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Claire L., Derrington
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
A songfic to Dean Martin's Baby, It's Cold Outside. Derrick's girlfriend comes home from overseas and tries to leave his house after only four hours together. Clairington. For my Baileybear, becuase she "wanted to read her some abby".
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Derrington, Claire L. - Complete
When The World Comes Down On Me by Sarcastic Twists reviews
Threeshot. Claire Lyons always believed she and her boyfriend, Kemp Hurley, were meant for each other. But after one night with Weschester's newest playboy, she isn't so sure anymore. Kemp/Claire/Derrick. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RHINA!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Claire L., Derrington
One Day at a Time by HG Rising reviews
.:Drabbles:. One scene from certain choice days in Draco and Hermione's lives. Careful, those pickup lines can't hold everything up. .:DHr:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Meeting Point by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
In the middle of the war, Draco and Hermione meet in secret ... D/Hr: One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ceiling Tiles by inadaze22 reviews
Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
While the Kneazle's Away by luvscharlie reviews
Draco worries what his girlfriend will do while he is gone for a week. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lei'd by Mac-alicious reviews
This Lullaby: Dexter got lei'd in Hawaii. What does Remy have to say about that? Drabble-y ficlet
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Avoiding Love by jcyrose reviews
Claire Lyons had everything except love. Only problem is she wants nothing to do with it. Fate decides to step in and things start to get a little crazy. Three guys, a little help from above and a girl running from love equals chaos. AU
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Claire L.
Dark Blue by Cela Fille reviews
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back. .:Oneshot:. For Lola.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Claire L., Derrington - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Surprises by Lanelle Corr reviews
Remy comes home from college break early to surprise Dexter. Cute one-shot. Very fluffy. Rated T just to be safe. Special appearance by Monkey.
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2008
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Revelation by Emmy131 reviews
This Lullaby. What exactly was Dexter thinking when he found out that Remy, Ice Queen extraordinaire, had bought plastic ware for him? He might be a bit scatterbrained, but no way would he let Remy's excuses keep him from a huge revelation. Oneshot
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Steps by luckei1 reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Etched in Glass by Jessica237 reviews
[JC] A shard of glass can awaken more than just a fleeting sensation of pain. Fluff.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Jake B., Calleigh D. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Repercussions by randomwriting reviews
...unintended consequences and moments strung togther... Post ep for Going, Going, Gone. JC
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Jake B., Calleigh D. - Complete
Collide by Bri and Aly Inc reviews
Basically a oneshot RemyXDexter fanfic for this Lulaby. A romantic little take on a contest that gets out of hand. Read & Review. Total and complete fluff. By Aly
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Where No One Knows My Name reviews
Claire Lyons needed a way out of all the backstabbing and cheating. She needed to get out of Westchester.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Claire L., Derrington