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Author has written 1 story for Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Yo. TheFarmer'sArtist here. All I can say about myself really is that in the past few years, I've only treated writing as an escape route. I'm not really one to share my works. Now, it's not because I'm snobbish and I don't deem anyone worthy enough to read my work. It's really the other way round. I had simply never really considered writing as a talent that others can appreciate.

That was until a certain someone told me otherwise. After reading some of my works (they're mostly poems), he told me to:

"Forever shine like the sun with what the Lord has given you."

His words really moved me. And now, whenever I write, I always remember those inspiring words by heart.

And so we move on to the non-sentimental introductions! B)

You guys can call me TFA. I'm 18 and currently trying to conquer university life. Reading and most recently, writing, are my passions and well, I love to cook and watch movies.

I'm a die-hard fan of the Harry Potter series but my most recent addiction would have to be Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I have plans to write HP fanfics in the future but I decided to work on my AiW fanfic for now just because Ilosovic Stayne's starting to take Severus Snape's place in my heart. And believe me, that's NO easy feat.

I'm also a fan of anime. Gakuen Alice, Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Vampire Knight and Katekyo Hitman Reborn are my top favorites.

Pairings I support:

Harry Potter


Severus/Hermione (Occasionally)

Severus/Well-written OC





Alice in Wonderland

Ilosovic/Alice (Friendship or Romance)

Ilosovic/Well-written OC (Friendship or Romance)

Ilosovic/Iracebeth (Frienship or One-sided Romance from the latter)


Tarrant/Mally (Friendship/ One-sided Romance from the latter)


Gakuen Alice











Vampire Knight


Zero/Well-written OC

Katekyo Hitman Reborn


And that's about it!

If you guys want to know more about me or if you have questions, just PM me. I won't bite...much.

Kidding! Seriously, if you wanna talk, just message, 'kay?


Her Greatest Adversary Ch. Four: There's my inspiration to Jen's new garb guys.

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Dance Off by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
A one-shot prequel to my story "Nevermore." I hadn't intended to write it, but lostsoul512 gave me the suggestion, and the more I thought about the scenario of the Arkham inmates in a dancing competition, the more irresistible the idea was, so thank you! :-) Enjoy!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Poison Ivy - Complete
Not Dead, No Clowns by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face - Complete
Compromising Position by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When Harley Quinn is poisoned, the Joker is forced to take care of her with tenderness and affection, two things the Clown Prince is not known for. With Harley's life hanging in the balance, the Joker is forced to consider whether he loves her enough to change for her, or not. Thanks to Clara F for the poisoning suggestion, and Starscream's Biglover for Joker's tender side ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Tommy E./Hush - Complete
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Bitter Laughter by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Cleaning up and reposting. The dark!twin!Harry story that everyone feels they need to have their own version of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,043 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Harry P.
I want you back, Mikan! by senichio-san24 reviews
NXM is a couple.Mikan discovered her Stealing Alice and found out that Natsume's still doing missions.It's dragging his life span. Mikan made a deal with Persona.Natsume's out of the academy and Shiro Neko appears!What will happen if he comes back?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Knave of My Heart by Ranguvar27 reviews
This is a sequel to my first Knave story. Stayne is in exile, but he still holds on to the hope of redeeming himself. He gets the chance when he is confronted by a person from his he had never thought he would see again. Stayne/OC. COMPLETE!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
A Collection Of Gakuen Alice Stories by ES-Productions reviews
Read, review, request, pairing, length, song, send! Easy as 1 2 3! Well... 7 steps but who cares! It's our story but it's your choice! Latest chapter - Eternal Snow - Songfic - "Merry Christmas! Natsume!"
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Guilt by hewhoistomriddle reviews
AU. If Snape died before Lily. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Roses by MissJinny reviews
Snape suffers greatly at Voldemort's hand for a mission gone wrong. Now in reparations, will he get what he seeks to save himself or crumble and blow away? Stubborn Snape, seminice Malfoy Sr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,132 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Her Greatest Adversary reviews
As far as Alice was concerned, it was the Jabberwocky who's destined to be her most difficult enemy. But when she found out that her cousin ended up in Underland and right into the hands of a certain Knave, she begins to fear the worst.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K.