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Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

"Don't use such strong words. It makes you look weak."
- Aizen.

Byakuya: Miracles only happen once.
Ichigo: And what are they the second time?

“Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?”
Kurosaki Ichigo

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat

"Today I got lost on the road of life."
~ Hatake Kakashi


In case you didn't notice, I'm obsessed with Bleach. I like some other anime/manga, including Naruto, Black Cat, Absolute Boyfriend, and Death Note. My favorite things include Bleach, waking up at 4 in the morning, irony, sarcasm, eating unhealthy food, reading, writing, my friends (who put up with me even though I'm weird), and listening to music.

This is my new, updated profile! YAY!!

Before, Bleach was my main dish, but recently I've been on a Naruto kick thanks to a certain redhead... (You know who you are). Because of this, most all of my energy is going towards the Naruto fandom. However, fans of my Bleach fanfic, Find the Truth (all three of you), fear not! The epilogue IS being worked on, and will likely reach completion by the end of January. YAY! DEADLINES! (Edit: Due to circumstances beyond my control, we're pushing that deadline back to the end of March. Please don't kill me.)

And now, some interesting facts about your favorite Ice Princess:

~ I have exactly two people whom I consider to be my friends, and many people whom I care about.

~ I've been called Goth, Emo, Geek, and many other things, but I don't consider myself to be any of them. I'm a mix of a bunch of different things.

~ I hate Twilight gasp and think Edward Cullen is a poorly developed, static Mary-Sue character.

~ If I were a pokemon, I think I'd be Zubat.

~My soul anime is a raccoon.

~ I'm learning to play the drums.

~ My brother shares a name with my step-brother, and my sister shares a name with my step-sister (My dad married a woman who had two child with the same as two of his children).

~ If anime/manga wasn't such a huge part of my life, I'd probably have better grades.

~ I love making OCs (Original Characters), but hate reading about other people's.

~ My puppy rules my family's life. It's pretty sad.

~ I wonder if anyone is still reading this.

~ I refuse to put those stupid (copy and paste this on to your profile) things on my profile.

~ I can crack my left knuckles indefinitely.

~ Sometimes, I eat salt plain.

~ I'm profane but not on my profile, because little kids might be reading.

~ My spelling sucks. Seriously.

~ Smile. It confuses people. :D

Kudos to anyone who's still reading this.

And now for some pairings! YAY!!

Naruto- Ships I Sail

Shikamaru x Ino (Come on, guys. They seriously do have chemistry)
Sasuke x Ino (If she wants him, I want her to have him :D )
Kakashi x Ino (Sexy + Sexy = Double Sexy!)
Naruto x Ino (They're just too cute together)
Gaara x Ino (It's sexy during part 1... and fluffy during part 2)
Hidan x Ino(Dude, they've actually met. That's better than 80 percent of the pairings out there)
Itachi x Ino (See SasuIno reason, x10 sexiness)
Deidara x Ino (Barbie twins!)
Zetsu x Ino (Get it? Cause he's a plant and she's a botanist!)
Tenten x Ino (They have very compatible personalities... -cough-hotlesbians-cough-)
Temari x Ino (When two girls fight over a boy, it's clear they have feelings for each other ;D )
Sakura x Ino (See above)
Hinata x Ino (Ino could help give her confidence!)
Kin x Ino (Ying and Yang meets Yuri)
Karin x Ino (These two would be unstoppable)

Neji x Tenten (It makes sense to me)
Sasuke x Tenten (It's just kinda awesome...)
Kankuro x Tenten (They both use chakra strings! speaking of which...)
Sasori x Tenten (Yum. Just yum.)
Deidara x Tenten (See HidaIno)
Kisame x Tenten (See above)

Gaara x Temari (Sandcest FTW!)
Hidan x Temari (It just makes sense to me)
Sasuke x Temari (Seriously. Chemistry.)
Naruto x Temari (I don't know. I just like it)
Tenten x Temari (They fought, so by the Rule of Pairings they must love each other!)

Neji x Hinata (Incest! Oh, and chemistry... but mostly incest!)
Hidan x Hinata (So ironic...)
Naruto x Hinata (Only sometimes...)

Kabuto x Shizune (Sexy medical love...)

Madara x Kurenai (If you're going to revive your clan, do it with the red-eyed, raven haired Genjutsu specialist :D )
Itachi x Kurenai (See above, plus they faught)

Pein x Konan (It's pretty much cannon)
Hidan x Konan (Chemistry!)
Itachi x Konan (It makes sense to me)
Madara x Konan (She's the only one who stands up against him)
Kakashi x Konan (It makes sense to me)

Tayuya x Kin (Yummy...)
Zaku x Kin (It makes sense to me)
Dosu x Kin (See above)
Sasuke x Kin (They would actually do pretty well together I think)

Sakon/Ukon x Tayuya (Dude, they're meant for each other)
Kimmimaro x Tayuya (Sexy...)
Hidan x Tayuya (Profane love...)

Sasuke x Karin (She's much better than Sakura with him)
Suigetsu x Karin (There's a fine line between love and hate)


Madara x Itachi (UCHIHACEST! So sexy it's painful)
Madara x Sasuke (Not as sexy, but still sexy)
Madara x Deidara (Sexy...)

Itachi x Sasuke (Uchihacest! Sexy)
Itachi x Deidara (Now that's art)
Itachi x Pein (Makes sense)

Sasori x Deidara (Pretty much cannon)

Orochimaru x Sasuke (So cannon it hurts)

Ships I Sink Coming Soon!


"Hay is for horses and cows like you." - My friend Sierra

"Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors." - My friend Sierra

"It looks like a caterpillar doing The Worm." - My friend's friend Colby

"WTSF?! (Where the s--t is the flour)" - My friend Jordan

"Ever wonder why the Lone Ranger had a sidekick?" - Me

Me: Mom, I lost my shoes!
Mom: Where was the last place you saw them?
Me: If I knew that, they wouldn't be lost!

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Pink Doesn't Suit You by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:REVAMPED:. Orihime blushed, embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Szayel Aporro-san. I wasn’t expect--I mean, I thought you were Ulquiorra.” SzayelHimeUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Orihime I., Szayelaporro G.
Crimson Red Shadow by Crazy laughter reviews
Orihime makes a deal with a demon to get out of Hueco Mundo. The demon Bezanthume turns back time and Orihime has a second chance to get things right as the demon tries to uphold his end of the deal, for Orihime to never be imprisoned in Hueco Mundo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 198,354 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Orihime I.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U., Madara U.
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
The Two Beyond Capture by ch1ps0h0y reviews
A visit from Mukuro leads to something more... TYL!Hibari and TYL!Mukuro
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
The Scientific Process by calciseptine reviews
Gokudera/Hibari. "What's worse, do you think," Hibari returns slyly. "Finding pleasure in receiving pain, or finding pleasure in giving it?"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari - Complete
Mockery of an Angel by ncfan reviews
The paper woman bleeds ink instead of blood, her heart no longer beating except to feel pain. Konan character study, Nagato x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
DeWeeding Konoha by silentE reviews
At the request of XxDarkXBeautyxX, a oneshot centering on Shikamaru confronting the rookies about killing off Sasuke themselves, and then later on Ino confronting him about that decision.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Two Sides Of A Coin by MimixTHExDeceitful reviews
It was just like any other day except for the fact that Ichigo's hollow has been more active lately. Rukia gets injured and Ichigo's hollow manages to seperate the two of them in soul and body. What happens when she's stuck in between? IchiRuki; HichiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Illusionist by kellymarianandanne reviews
USED TO BE NEW TEACHERS! Ichigo and his friends get a surprise visit from Hueco Mundo occupants. When Ichigo gets ISS and Aizen reveals his motives what will Ichigo choose? Are his friends really in danger? Is Aizen telling the truth?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Reeducation by Five seas reviews
Let's face it, men are pigs.' Nanao said. 'They don't help out, they don't let the toilet seat down and they definitley can't understand women.'. 'Then let's give them a hand.' Rangiku chipped merrily. ShunNao HitsuMatsu and more. Finis!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,052 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
One Big Happy Family by Godell reviews
AT Aizen has always wanted a family. Now he has one: three sons, and one loving daughter. Primarily Rukia's POV, with Aizen and Gin, as well as some others later on. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
Mundus Vult Decipi by Stand Alone Origin reviews
Seireitei has fallen. Aizen has won. However, not everyone has died, and there are still some who can stage a resistance against "God". But it won't be easy, of course. SPOILERS FOR RECENT MANGA AS IT SHOWS UP. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Masked Soldier by Antipathy reviews
A low-ranking shinigami is liberated from Las Noches at the end of the Winter War. The thing is, ever since she'd been experimented on by Aizen himself, she's been hearing a voice inside her head....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008
A Series of Inebriated Events by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
In which the old crowd of captains of the Gotei 13 celebrate a birthday, Urahara loses his pants, and all of them only narrowly avoid a fiery death at the hands of Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Quirks In The Plan by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Aizen finds that things aren't exactly according to plan.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Swallowed Up in Death by Vivian Verbose reviews
In the end, Gin died a hero. But his death is complicated. Rangiku is offered a chance to bring back the one she loved - but she must travel to a place beyond the realm of shinigami and humans. A place where nothing exists. And nothing is certain. GinRan
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru
The Three Hardest Phrases by WinterVines reviews
There are three things that are hard to say. Sometimes it takes a swallowing of pride, or working up guts. Other times it just means saying what you keep hidden. Strange things are starting to happen in the Soul Society. Shunsui x Nanao
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,839 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Defiance Of The Natural Order by Random One-Shot reviews
Grimmjaw. Tatsuki. Something that should not, in Grimmjaw's own opinion, ever happen and proof that Tatsuki can make ANYONE bleed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Papercuts by Reivity reviews
-drabble- 'Maybe you should kill me.' -HidanKonan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
The Taste of Repetition by Pen Against Sword reviews
[Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack...] Orihime's fixated on the way his name sounds. Orihime can't stop watching him. Orihime's going to get caught.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
I'm Yours by Starian Princess reviews
As she flips through the pages of an old notebook, Orihime Inoue finds that even in a different world altogether only one man can make her heart break and become whole at the same time. GrimmHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Obedience reviews
Then love is obedience?" "Hai, Sensei.." The untold story of the night of the near-full moon. MadaIta-Yaoi One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Daybreak 2: The Next Deadly Team reviews
A sequel to my other poem, Daybreak. Once again, everyone is nicknamed. Zealot Hidan, Stitches Kakuzu, and Nara Shikamaru. Once again, events not fully acurate. WARNING: Heavy spoilers for recent manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Find The Truth reviews
“I’m so sorry, Ichigo. In the end, he always wins.” Aizen has a new plan for breaking Orihime, based on lies. Can she break the hypnosis, and find the truth? A rewrite of Orihime’s stay in Hueco Mundo. Please read and review. Ulquihime in later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Daybreak reviews
A poem I wrote for English class about Akatsuki or "Daybreak". All names have been changed into nicknames so as to not confuse my english teacher. Events not fully acurate. WARNING: Heavy spoilers for current manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
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