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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Pink Doesn't Suit You by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:REVAMPED:. Orihime blushed, embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Szayel Aporro-san. I wasn’t expect--I mean, I thought you were Ulquiorra.” SzayelHimeUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Orihime I., Szayelaporro G.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3460 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Play My Song by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Hyuuga Neji. The name of the music star that makes girls scream dramatically and beg to have his children. That is, all girls except a certain one with pink hair. Odd... NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,011 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Trouble With Me by Olly BaaBaa-Chan reviews
-sigh- ANOTHER highschool fic. how original right? Depends on your opinion I guess. Sakura's new to Konoha High and meets a whole bunch of great friends, including Gaara, but will she end up causing them more trouble than she ever imagained? gaaxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,360 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Hell hath no fury like a woman by Yukie666 reviews
Naruto didn't come back from his three year training trip as planned. How will Konoha react to his arrival after nine years? AU with some OOC, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,964 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U.
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
State of Mind by Gennerator reviews
Was she afraid of him? What kind of a question was that? He had brought her along knowing well and good that he might kill her. Was she PISSED at him would be a more felicitous inquiry. Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, and the mentally unhinged. ::GaaSaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Espada Diaries by Dances With Paint reviews
What happens when Szayel hands out diaries to all of the Espada? Nothing good. Ten Espada, Two Former Espada, Three Leader-Type People, Fifteen diaries and my boredom. Not a good combination. Utter Crack and mentions of Yaoi Goodness. HIATUS!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
How Lavi Met Allen by N.A.Given reviews
Warning: Bad Grammar. AU. Allen, a boy madly in love with Yu Kanda, accidently misdials Kanda’s phone number and calls Lavi instead. Unfortunately, Allen didn’t quite realize who exactly he’s talking to. LAVEN.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Kankuro's SexynoJutsu by Little Kunai reviews
Temari gets sick and Kankuro is sent to carry out an assassination mission in his sister's place
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku, Kunai and Fullfrontal Ninjaness by shrieking minties 51 reviews
In which Kankuro is traumatized, Temari needs mind medicine, Lee is ‘the eyebrow lord’, Baki is a parttime invisible person and Sasuke’s alias is Drippy the Sock. Crack parody, LeeGaa and Kankuro bashing but only 'cause I love him... now with 2nd chappie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Dress Up by half-sleeping reviews
Mukuro, Hibari, Tsuna, and school uniforms. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Lavi: The User's Guide and Instruction Manual by Saya-Sama reviews
How to take care of your Lavi unit!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Lavi - Complete
Kankuro and his love the cake by Balcom Works reviews
Exactly as the title states. Kankuro loves cake and disturbs his siblings. Greatly. AND PIE! Cupcakes. Rating for suggestions and language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Allen's Brilliant Plan by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[KandaAllen] Because Allen isn't gay. «Quite Crackish»
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Flavor by nkitty29 reviews
If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot, then you are a good kisser. Mai wonders if Naru can do it...Can he? Naru x Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/15/2007 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dear Alucard by Quena reviews
To entertain Alucard between missions, Seras made a homepage and an email address for him!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
I SPY by tenten007hero reviews
Temari and Shikamaru go on their first date. Kankuro drags Gaara along to spy on them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Reversal by Vadraxia reviews
She was gifted with the power of Reversal, and we all know that with great power, comes great responsibility. Hollow Ichigo X Orihime, slight Ichigo x Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Haiku! by Serena-Chan reviews
Gaara takes a shot at writing poetry for his very first crush. Temari and Kankuro try to help. Oh god. Poor Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
The Konoha Blend by sharingank reviews
He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Serendipity by aznanime-eyes reviews
The Hyuuga did it out of Family obligation. The Kunoichi did it to ESCAPE family obligation. They were supposed to be pretending... right? [NejiSakura] [possible GaaraSakura]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,928 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
The Reason by anomynous reviews
One pink haired and one red head question the meanings of "relationship" after living temporarily together in the same household. [GaaraSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004
Vacation Time reviews
Gaara and Sakura are both workaholics, so their closest friends and siblings decide to take it in their own hands to make sure they get some time off. Too bad that means dumping them both on a island, will they get along or end up kill each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara