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My music teacher put me in the guy's line for a minuet. Do I have a reason to be upset?! YES!
I LOVE WAFFLES! (scroll down do my favorite quotes for a demonstration of my waffley maddeness.)
Sorry, I know you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine), but seriously, BACK OFF!
You know things are bad when your guy friends (not boyfriend, friends who are guys) know when your, er, "crabby time" is...
I just like to take a moment of silence for all those who know me personally. Thank you.
Inside jokes: You know who you people are!
1. -I'm a rich man!; -I know, I know.
2. -What is the main color on Superman's costume?; -PURPLE!
3. -When I see Jenny, I look for a hammer out of fear.; -What do you look for when you see me?; -The nearest exit.
4. -IT'S A CHICKEN! Chicken, chicken, CHIKAN!
5. -What do you want to be when you grow up?
6. -(two wannabe-actors pretending they could act, friends of mine.)-ha ha. You got thrown off a cliff.;- Yeah, well at least I got to fly!
7. -KILL THE CRAZY CHUZZLE!!
1. Name- You just keep wishing for that one, stalker!
2. Address- 12345 Fantasy Lane, you wish I'd tell you -insert state that doesn't exist-, 654 (watch as someone actually looks this place up...)
Favorite Quotes- not all belong to me, so you can't sue!
1. -She called me fat!; -I know for a fact that comment never left my head.
2. -When you could live forever, what do you live for?; -I don't know, you're the narrator, you tell me!
3. (school worksheet) Q- What would you say if someone offered you steroids? A- BACK OFF, FREAK!
4. YES SIR, THE WAFFLES ARE FULLY CHARGED!
5. We can stay up all night swapin' manly stories and in the mornin' ... I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES!
6. What do you mean, ADD? I don't have... OH LOOK! A bunny!
7. Is it my ADD, or are you just boring?
8. IF YOU'RE GOING TO YELL IN MY EAR, DO IT QUIETLY!
Keys to the Kingdom
The Golden Compass
A Great and Terrible Beauty
The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod
All Rita Mae Brown, Mrs. Murphy Mysteries
House of Night
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
1. When you stray off the right path, friends will give you a little push in the right direction; BEST friends will give you a big fat push and laugh when you fall on your face.
2. When you get locked out of the house at night, friends will stay the night with you on the lawn; BEST friends will get all serious and say: "all right, here's the plan. We go home, put on black, and ninja our way into your house," knowing full well you have an alarm system to wake up the dead.
3. When you are arrested, friends will keep you company; BEST friends will sit next to you in the cell yelling death threats at the guard in an attempt to lighten the mood and make you laugh, failing utterly.
4. When they answer the phone, ask who it is, and you answer "Billy Bob Joe," friends will say, "Oh, hi, -insert your name here-!"; BEST friends will gasp and scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!" destroy your eardrums, and hang up, only to call back a milli-second later to claim, "You know you love me."
5. When you don't know someone's name, friends will whisper the name in your ear; BEST friends will be standing next to you, politely smiling and nodding, trying very hard not to burst out laughing at you.
6. When you're in your "crabby week," friends will deal with it; BEST friends will sit you down like it's an interrogation, and say "The calendar says it's that time. Get it out of your system now," and will sit there biting back the hysterical laughter when you scream at them at the top of your lungs.
AND NOW FOR THE COPY-AND-PASTES:
If you think Garu should just tell Pucca he loves her already, copy and paste this.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird (not that I haven't done it or anything...). If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
۩If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.
۩If you think theCoa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab copy this into your profile
۩If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. If you are a happy victim, you guessed it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you love your addiction, copy and paste.