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Joined 06-08-08, id: 1598658, Profile Updated: 02-17-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Check out my new poll. I need you to vote before I'll put up any one of these options. Usually, I get like, NO votes, but now you're not getting a story until I get oh, let's say, at least 10 votes. That's all I ask. Sooo... why are you still reading this? I know you don't enjoy my random -it's a chicken! sorry.- rambling. Save yourself the pain, quit reading, and vote.

My music teacher put me in the guy's line for a minuet. Do I have a reason to be upset?! YES!

I LOVE WAFFLES! (scroll down do my favorite quotes for a demonstration of my waffley maddeness.)

Sorry, I know you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine), but seriously, BACK OFF!

You know things are bad when your guy friends (not boyfriend, friends who are guys) know when your, er, "crabby time" is...

HELP GET STEPHENIE MEYER TO FINISH MIDNIGHT SUN! sign the petition!NOW! come on! please!

I just like to take a moment of silence for all those who know me personally. Thank you.

Inside jokes: You know who you people are!

1. -I'm a rich man!; -I know, I know.

2. -What is the main color on Superman's costume?; -PURPLE!

3. -When I see Jenny, I look for a hammer out of fear.; -What do you look for when you see me?; -The nearest exit.

4. -IT'S A CHICKEN! Chicken, chicken, CHIKAN!

5. -What do you want to be when you grow up?

6. -(two wannabe-actors pretending they could act, friends of mine.)-ha ha. You got thrown off a cliff.;- Yeah, well at least I got to fly!


My information

1. Name- You just keep wishing for that one, stalker!

2. Address- 12345 Fantasy Lane, you wish I'd tell you -insert state that doesn't exist-, 654 (watch as someone actually looks this place up...)

Favorite Quotes- not all belong to me, so you can't sue!

1. -She called me fat!; -I know for a fact that comment never left my head.

2. -When you could live forever, what do you live for?; -I don't know, you're the narrator, you tell me!

3. (school worksheet) Q- What would you say if someone offered you steroids? A- BACK OFF, FREAK!


5. We can stay up all night swapin' manly stories and in the mornin' ... I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES!

6. What do you mean, ADD? I don't have... OH LOOK! A bunny!

7. Is it my ADD, or are you just boring?


Favorite books/series:

Vampire Diaries


Keys to the Kingdom

The Golden Compass

A Great and Terrible Beauty

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

All Rita Mae Brown, Mrs. Murphy Mysteries

House of Night


1. When you stray off the right path, friends will give you a little push in the right direction; BEST friends will give you a big fat push and laugh when you fall on your face.

2. When you get locked out of the house at night, friends will stay the night with you on the lawn; BEST friends will get all serious and say: "all right, here's the plan. We go home, put on black, and ninja our way into your house," knowing full well you have an alarm system to wake up the dead.

3. When you are arrested, friends will keep you company; BEST friends will sit next to you in the cell yelling death threats at the guard in an attempt to lighten the mood and make you laugh, failing utterly.

4. When they answer the phone, ask who it is, and you answer "Billy Bob Joe," friends will say, "Oh, hi, -insert your name here-!"; BEST friends will gasp and scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!" destroy your eardrums, and hang up, only to call back a milli-second later to claim, "You know you love me."

5. When you don't know someone's name, friends will whisper the name in your ear; BEST friends will be standing next to you, politely smiling and nodding, trying very hard not to burst out laughing at you.

6. When you're in your "crabby week," friends will deal with it; BEST friends will sit you down like it's an interrogation, and say "The calendar says it's that time. Get it out of your system now," and will sit there biting back the hysterical laughter when you scream at them at the top of your lungs.


If you think Garu should just tell Pucca he loves her already, copy and paste this.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird (not that I haven't done it or anything...). If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

۩If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.

۩If you think theCoa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab copy this into your profile

۩If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. If you are a happy victim, you guessed it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you love your addiction, copy and paste.

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His Gift by Yuki's Adorable Girlfriend reviews
DURING NEW MOON! Edward and his family have left Forks, and Bella finds out shes pregnant with his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
Two Separate Worlds by PlotAddict reviews
Sequel to Point the Finger. Liz, Mason, and Mary Meet the Werewolves. Some imprinting. Point the Finger summery: after Bella is killed by her abusive husband her three children of Edward's go to live in Forks with Charlie, and the Cullens are there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jacob - Complete
How bad can it get? by InLustWithEC reviews
Set in New Moon, Bella didn't jump so Alice didn't come back to Forks. Edward felt no need to go to the Volturi. 22 months after they left, Alice is hit with a vision of Bella. It's not pretty. Can she persuade Carlisle to help Bella? Where's Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,253 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Parody by Midna3452 reviews
A parody of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Rated T for language and possible themes. Please R&R! DISCONTINUED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Falling Slowly by kdcullen reviews
After Edward refuses to change Bella, she takes matters into her own hands. Feeling angry and betrayed, he flees, leaving the Cullen's to deal with a newborn broken-hearted Bella. How will they repair their bruised relationship and live normal again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Forever Yours by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Life's going great for Bella and Edward, but what happens when Bella get's pregnant and Edward doesn't take it so well? **Being Rewritten, but is currently on hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
In My Shoes by serenarussell123 reviews
This story is a random tale about what would happen if Midna, Link, Vendetta, Charlotte, Emmett, Alice, Edward, and Rosalie Cullen, Alexander Sterling, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Mike Newton, Lucas Ross, Serena and Alexandra all switched bodies.Awesome
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008
Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! by Midna3452 reviews
Link and Midna are somehow transported into the strange and mysterious world of Washington State! Please R&R! Major ending TP spoilers! LinkXMidna COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,511 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Growing Up Cullen by S3CR3T reviews
When Bella is 8 her parents are killed, Carslie finds her in the woods bloody and injered. With out any living relitives Bella lives with the cullens. R&R ON A BREAK FOR THE TIME BEING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
And we all fall down by jillbetsonalice reviews
Set during New Moon Edward makes the biggest mistake of his existence but what will happen when he rushes back to fix it? Where is Bella, who has taken her so quickly? Why didn't Alice see it coming? Will he run out of time? WHAT IS GOING ON?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
I Broke My Angel by edwardanthonycullenlover reviews
one-shot. . .After new moon before Eclipse, While Bella sleeps Edward finds a folder of things Bella wrote when he was gone. DEPRESSING
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
24 Hours by S3CR3T reviews
Edward is changed in to a human for ONE DAY! BxE JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Now and Forever by horse-lover122 reviews
Sequel to Once Upon A Twilight, Olivia is a bit older, and Melanie, Bella's sister, will be in thisBella and Edward have a lot of choices to make, as they begin to start their new lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
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Strength to Continue reviews
I'm Pregnant,Horray!Groan sequel.Zach 14,Elizabeth Lizzy 13.While Lizzy is trying to figure out what the family is,Zach's girlfriend,Ashley, is kidnapped by a vamp.from her past.She's droping clues,but can Zach find out what they mean before it's too late
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Alice's Annaversary reviews
Alice wants Jasper to surprise her for their annaversary. Can he find some way to avaid her visions, or will his suprise be ruined. One-shot. R&R. Kinda fluffy. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett goes to rehab reviews
Bella finally snaps over one of Emmett's 'jokes about her personal life.' She plans revenge, by sending Emmett to a rehab facility for his 'obsessive behavior.' One-shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I'm pregnant Horray! Groan reviews
Bella's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will they do? What about the rest of the Cullens? Sumary sucks, but great story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Red Ruby reviews
Esme wants Carlisle to be her husband. They have a romantic dinner and dance in the gazebo in the rain. No Edward, Alice, ect. One-shot. Esme is human and Carlisle is a vamp. Summary stinks, I know. Fluffy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete