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Author has written 74 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Hobbit.

Tanuki’s List Of Pet Peeves.

1 Teme for Seme, with Nar-uke!

I both love and hate SasuNaru. I hate it because any twelve year old out there can throw together a story in two weeks and get five hundred reviews simply because someone watched three episodes of Naruto and those are the only names they can remember! Seriously, if you’re going to write SasuNaru make sure you understand the depth of the pairing, the connection they have. Don’t just shove them together, make them say ‘dobe’ and ‘teme’ a bunch of times before having them fuck like bunnies! Depth people! Depth! And that depth, that connection, is what makes me love SasuNaru.

2 Like, z@mFg! Y@ur a sht revwer!

I fucking hate reviewer’s that simply review ‘Omg! I love it! Update!’ Seriously, the review option is for reviewing what you thought of the story! Proper feedback is more likely to get a reply. Not some random comment about how you got a giant nosebleed. I love reviews, but seriously, I love proper ones that tell me what you love about the story best.

3 Oh dear, you're going to hell for this homosexual erotica.

Ok people, get over it. I don’t read Yuri, but good for people who like it. I mean, I love yaoi. People love yuri. Their choice. And if you hate yaoi get over it. For God’s sake. I hate hentai sex but I don’t go flaming people when it pops up in stories! I just freak out and close the window. Get over yourselves.

4 Holy crap you're alive!

Ok, if you’re going to write a story, write it. Don’t write a chapter, wait three months, and then start writing another. I mean, I understand if you have shit going on that makes it hard for you to update, but it’s not fair on readers if you post three chapters of an awesome story and then just vanish without a word. Come on, leave a note or something.

5 Oh this looks inter- HOLY SHIT!!

I am always on the look out for good stories that aren’t SasuNaru paired. And it’s so fucking hard to find stories like that if people don’t fill out the ‘character a’ and ‘character b’ part when making a story. You may think it’s cool to have a mysterious summary that only hints at the story without saying the pairing, but it’s not. It’s a fucking pain in the ass to get a chapter in and suddenly you're hit with Kidomaru raping Haku. GOD, Labels! Warnings! USE THEM!

6 Oh? A co-writer? I don't remember advertising for one...

It's my Goddamn story. If I want to kill Sasuke off, I will! I don't want you fucking bitching to me about how you loved my story but the ending ruined it for you and why didn't I do this...? BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING STORY. If you don't like it, don't read it. I also HATE reviews that try to suggest stuff, suggest which path I take. I mean, I make Oro-chan rock up, cause some havoc, and you're all 'Ah! I hate Oro!' and then he leaves and you're all suddenly 'when's Oro coming back?' MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND.

7 Parabéns! Badhai ho! Mabrouk! поздравления! SPEAK ENGLISH!

Congratulations! You can speak three sentences of Japanese! Don't put it in your story. I'm fine when people have the honorifics (-san and -chan etc) but I don't want full fucking sentences in there where I have to scroll down to the bottom of the Goddamn page to find out what you said. I don't care if you speak Japanese - I don't, and most people reading an English story don't. And the story's categorized under English. So write in English!

8 And I want to thank my mother and my father and my brother and sister and...

People, reviews come with a reply link. I understand if you want to list the names of all the people you would like to thank for their constant reviewing, but don't give them all an individual line and comment. I mean, it just takes up so much room on the page, and no one wants to read a giant thank you to other people.

9 lke, thnks, spl-chk!

There is a spell-check people. Use it, for fucks sake.

10 The Cold-blooded Murder of the English Tongue

Alright, I'm from Australia, and as you may have noticed, we use the same spelling as England - AKA the original way to spell. So yes, I will put a 'u' in colour, saviour and honour. Because that's how I spell it. I also know the difference between 'a lot' and 'alot' and trust me, y'all want the first one. Also, 'defiantly' and 'definitely' are two different words, people. So please, don't lecture me on my spelling because I've put a 'u' into a word, or I say 'Mum' instead of 'Mom.'

11 Holy crap! A baby!

Ok, I'm fucking sick of all the times I've read about Naruto literally crapping out a baby. Ok, we all know men don't have the necessary... bits to give birth, but that's what C-sections are for, people. Seriously, if Naruto's having a baby he can handle being cut open when numbed. And remember - a large number of women end up shitting as they push the baby out... yeah, think about that next time you write Naruto shitting a baby... literally.

12 Hell Hath No Fury...

Ok, I HATE all those people who have Sakura and Ino pushing each other out of the way in order to spy on Sasuke and Naruto fucking. I mean, ok I get it, we like yaoi, and we like to think that heaps of other people like yaoi but seriously, INO AND SAKURA HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY IN LOVE WITH SASUKE FOR AGES. They're not just going to drop everything and say 'that's so hot!' They're gonna be pissed, and they're gonna be out for revenge.

13 Oh nice ONE-shot... now turn it into a sequel!

Ok, on the odd occasion I will do a sequel to a one-shot, but I hate all those people who read one of my one-shots that obviously is NEVER going to be continued and spam me with a review that only says 'sequel! sequel! sequel!' AHH! I hate that! It's a ONE-SHOT!!

And that’s the end of my little rant for now. I will post more when something new pisses me off.


Tanuki's Rejects

Ok, you may have seen some of my old stories popping up on a new account. Well yeah, that's me. You'll notice they're no longer down here. I either didn't like them or didn't think they were worthy enough to be on this page. So please, don't send me PMs about them. There is a AN at the end of everyone saying that it's me. READ IT! People who don't will be called idiots.


The Cheshire Cat... IN SPANISH! HERE

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Wrong For Him... IN POLISH! HERE

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Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Sasuke's Diary by thecollectiveunconscious reviews
"Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Had awful dream where Uzumaki Naruto stepped out of a shower wearing nothing but a silk scarf tied around his waist. The silk scarf was adorned with little Uchiha fans all around the hem."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pranksters by tsusami reviews
It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
It’s about compromise by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
Yaoi. ItaSasuNaru. When his younger brother asked Itachi to give him the duke Uzumaki as some kind of gift the Uchiha heir didn’t think he would enjoy getting a new pet the way he did. Slight D/S Fic with an historical setting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
First Day of the Rest of Your Life by Linear-Chan reviews
Hidan, along with every member within the Akatsuki, is given a mission of vital importance: Watch over and convince a new student of the attended high school to join the Akatsuki, and keep him away from Orochimaru. AU, KakuHida later, slight SasoDei, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Tales Beyond the Woods by Selim reviews
Complete! Drabbles about Kyuubi and Arashi. Love isn't only destined between two humans, but a human and a demon that can defy anything for each other. KyuuAra, Sug. Other Pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
I do by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
SIN – In a time when the law was “you keep what you kill”, two brothers are separated from their Master by a man who broke this rule, only to be claimed back to their delight –not that they would admit that out loud, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oranges by Prism0467 reviews
Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Fox and His Mate by Selim reviews
COMPLETE Naruto wants Sasuke for his mate, plain and simple. To do so, he must prove himself an adult in his mother’s eyes, a strong leader in his father’s, and a powerful Shinobi in Sasuke’s. SasuNaru, KakaIru, and KyuuAra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,318 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Screw Destiny by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kanzen by Rae-chan33 reviews
Perfect torture. Perfect angel. Perfect solitude. So perfect that Sasuke can't stand it, and so Naruto must pay for playing with the Uchiha's feelings. But Sasuke's resolve begins to weaken when other forces surface. AU SasuNaru SaiNaru KyuuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,459 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carnal Attraction by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shaken Not Stirred by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] Sinah Private Boarding School and two reluctant guys. Do roommates become something more if given the opportunity? The ultimate question is how do you want your love served? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Right Way by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIruKaka] With a little help of Pakkun, Kakashi and Iruka come together and their relationship develops through the events of the series. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Ghost Without Regret by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
A supposed moaning ghost is plaguing Konoha and Tsunade is forced into sending a team to investigate. What they find, however, is entirely different and it just might traumatize them. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whore Street by Asterixa reviews
AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Sanctuary by GreenLady reviews
A routine mission gone wrong, and the demon fox finds that freedom looks different than expected. Yaoi. (KyubiNaruto). Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
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The Real Thing reviews
Bilbo Baggins discovers the difference between what he reads in books and the real thing. Thilbo Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Willingly Here reviews
A deal between gods is never good, especially when they are betting with other gods. ItaKiba, smut, NC-17, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kiba I., Itachi U. - Complete
A Hundred Days Of Gwyllion reviews
A drabble a day for a hundred days, dedicated to my dear friend Gwyllion. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Six Bowls reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pro's and Con's reviews
...of starting a relationship with Mr.Kitsune. Naruto contemplates starting a relationship with his teacher. KyuuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Hit The Deck reviews
NejiNaru. Pirates. Naruto is taken aboard a pirates vessel. Will he escape or adjust to life there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Hate and Love reviews
Fluff! Naruto says some things in childish innocence that hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Decision or Destiny? reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Closet Monster reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
After The Beep reviews
NaruShino: Shino brings home a new toy. Naruto is intrigued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
The ABC'S Of Love reviews
Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 Drabbles for 10 People reviews
10 drabbles for 10 different people, over on Y!Gallery. Includes SasuNaru, ItaNeji, ShikaNeji, NejiGaa. Yaoi, lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Barely Touched Snow reviews
Gaara is afraid to let Neji touch him intimately. He thinks of himself as Barely Touched Snow. Will Neji tire of him once he is no longer pure? NejiGaa, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
My Precious Person Is reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fight The Moonlight reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
All I Need reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise reviews
Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
When You're Ready reviews
Kisame will wait until Itachi's ready. KisaIta, fluff, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Easter Too reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pure, Uncensored Need reviews
After a long day at work, Itachi comes home to his husband to relax. ItaNeji, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
In The Past reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Understanding Emotions reviews
General Sai does not understand emotions. Field Marshal Itachi helps him. ItaSai, YAOI, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Four Suits reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guardian reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Ace In The Hole, a The Four Suits sidestory reviews
Damn Kyuubi! He always had an ace in the hole, a way to better, contradict or nullify whatever argument Minato had." Kyuubi/Minato, yaoi, lemon, etc. This is for The Cereal Killer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
The Difference reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Spoil Of War reviews
Prince Itachi takes the only surviving Hyuuga as his after a devastating war. Neji adjusts to the new life very slowly. Chibi fluff, ItaNeji, yaoi, etc. This is for Gwyllion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Papilio Rutulus reviews
Naruto is Shino's closest friend. His own Papilio Rutulus. Chibi fluff, ShinoNaru implied. This is for NekoHaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Quest for a fish tank reviews
Naruto has to find a present for his secret santa. It turns out to be more difficult than he thought. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied. This id for Gwyllion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Moron reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
Naruto, king of Konoha, gets an unexpected visitor who drastically changes his life. SasuNaru, yaoi, implied lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bringing Home Strays reviews
Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Birthday Wish reviews
Naruto always celebrates his birthday alone. However this year, he gets some unexpected company. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied, for The Cereal Killer
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Impressions reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Collect My Heart reviews
Sasuke owes the Hyuuga family a great debt. Every three days they send Neji to collect. What happens when Sasuke runs out of money? What will he use to pay it then? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Freedom Isn't Free reviews
All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Fortune Teller Nightmares reviews
Summary: Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly sixty days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
The Thrill of Devotion reviews
Being kept apart for a month because of business was one of the worst things that could happen in Naruto's mind. Luckily, Itachi has a plan to solve their problem. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Weapon, Perfect Weapon reviews
Without Zabuza and Orochimaru, Haku and Kimimaro were nothing more than broken weapons. They had no one to serve, no purpose to fill. However, now that they're together, can their broken pieces be joined? KimiHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kimimaro, Haku - Complete
Wrong For Him reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The S Saga reviews
Short Stories with various pairings. Each chapter has a new theme. Rated for language. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Blank Canvas reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Completely Addicted reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Moving On reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Way You Say My Name reviews
Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Promise Of A Lifetime reviews
Sasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Love In reviews
Sasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentines Day Kisses reviews
Sasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Kisses reviews
A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hand That Feeds reviews
Sasuke buys a new pet, a spirited fox... will Sasuke be able to tame Naruto? And will Naruto be able to resist his beautiful new owner? SasuNaru, yaoi, various other side-pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 359 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Itachi's Treasure reviews
Sasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reality TV Sucks reviews
“Will you go on a date with me?” Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gotta Be Somebody reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Where Is My Mind? reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Happy Endings reviews
Cinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Charm reviews
A lonely vampire finds an stunning beauty he wishes to immortalize. However, the stunning beauty isn't that eager. Of course, this doesn't dissuade the vampire, not in the least. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, Vampfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Only You reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthdays reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Sunshine reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto's Week reviews
Naruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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