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Joined 01-25-02, id: 159875

My name is krisis81. (Well, no, it's not really, but I'm keeping my real name private in case people want to kill me.)

There are many things that I hate and there aren't a lot of things that I like. (And that's a blatant lie. Currently I like Naruto. Too much. I like reviews, particularly wordy reviews and good fanfic containing Itasasu, Kakasasu, Gaasasu, KisaIta and a few others. And obviously I like lots of other stuff. At the moment I'm particularly into Code Geass and Death Note, excellent animes, do watch them if you're bored, you'll not be sorry. I do dislike Sasunaru for some odd reason (I really don't know why), which is really a pity because it seems to be a very popular pairing, whereas the fic for the pairings I like are few and far between. And I dislike - no, hate - spiders.)

Also, I have an ambition that I have no intention of leaving as just a dream... (And that is to eat a croissant this morning. Because I dreamt of one. I'm not very ambitious.)

The revival of my clan, and to kill a certain man. (Hot smex for the revival of my clan, and to glomp a certain man because Itachi needs a hug.)

Make of this profile what you will. I'm sure it tells you all you need to know about me - lol.

Sidenote - I'm particularly bad at updating. I'm very sorry, my attention span is awful. I start writing something and then become absorbed by new friends in the pub, and forget to continue for a while. It takes time, but I will update whenever I can remember to. I will not, in case anybody was wondering, be updating my Harry Potter fic, as that was written four/five years ago and I sort of fell out of the fandom since. Apologies to everyone.

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Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hana Ni Arashi by Raina1 reviews
Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,805 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Work Hazard by Gokayu reviews
KakaSasu AU. Kakashi is involved in some dirty business. Coerced into a job by a Crime Lord, the last thing he wants is to grow attached to the pretty blackeyed, blackhaired target.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
In the Dust by crinklescofftrip reviews
Please note rating: M! Sasuke set his life on one goal, after that goal is over he is left with one question: Now what? Maybe find out just who it was he killed? KisaIta No, really!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sanctuary by Iluxia reviews
Complete. A small collection of 10 related yet separate oneshots occurring before and up to the Uchiha Genocide. Deals with Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, their relationship as brothers &, occasionally, as something else. [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
Set back when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Sasuke wants to do something special for Itachi's birthday! But does it come out as he planned?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Sympathy for the Slytherin by heysweet reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts following the mysterious death of his father. Hermione tutors an angst-ridden Draco. Ingredients: Angst, comedy, a drunk Draco, a seductive Draco, a tortured Draco, action, adventure, romance and MUCH MUCH MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,497 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Esthesia by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
.'Niisan', asked Sasuke, 'What... What is love' [implied uchihacest] .:COMPLETE:. [slight additions made to ch. 5]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Protect Me From What I Want by Sintari reviews
Whoever fights monters, take care lest he become a monster... Sasuke will do anything to kill his brother. Uchihacest. ItaSasu. Be sure to read warnings! Part Two of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Metamorphosis of a Nemesis by Colorlessgreenideas reviews
Features Hermione and Draco. All chapters recently revised. I swear to god I am going to finish this one of these days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Transi de Froid by Incitata reviews
Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crash and Burn by Gutterbunny reviews
*Rewritten and nearly over!* Confusing, nearly soap-operatic fic in which our beloved Hogwarts students make no effort to control their hormones. Trouble ensues: hearts are broken, egos are deflated or inflated, many strange relationships are forged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,736 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rain and Wings by whippy reviews
Some will search forever. Some will run forever. Some will fly forever. HP/SS, HP/CC, CC/OMC. Answer to a HP/SS FQF challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.